What if Michael Bay directed the Lightning saga

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User Info: Nuck-chorris

Nuck-chorris
3 years ago#1
Topic. At least Michael Bay never touched FF.
When i fall in the water, i dont get wet. Water gets me. SE's loss sales pleases me, Maybe they'll start hearing the fans for once.......who am I kidding ?

User Info: Yuji Kaido

Yuji Kaido
3 years ago#2
Him and Toriyama would make love in a room full of pink and explosions.
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User Info: Romangelo

Romangelo
3 years ago#3
more Serah and Lebreau's boobs.

everything explodes into more boobs.
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User Info: Sir_Tom_Jones

Sir_Tom_Jones
3 years ago#4
Michael Baysplooosiaaaaaa! Michael Ma-ba splooom! Ma ba splooom! Explosions!

No thank u, he already destroyed my childhood as it is. Hes gonna destroy the Turtles too. Toriyama is the Michael Bay of video games. Overrated.
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User Info: Vekkerer

Vekkerer
3 years ago#5
As awful as he is, Bay has made one awesometastic movie. Big T has... well, nothing worth noting in comparison.

I know which one I'd rather buy a drink.
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User Info: Neku_Sanada

Neku_Sanada
3 years ago#6
He'll have Lightning say, "I'll take pleasure in guttin' you boy." She can also say, "Winners go home and **** the prom queen," without any dentures swishing around.
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User Info: Elice_Carol

Elice_Carol
3 years ago#7
What if I directed a porn movie in your house?
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User Info: King_Shortt_IX

King_Shortt_IX
3 years ago#8
It would be an improvement at the very least.
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User Info: RX0mega

RX0mega
3 years ago#9
Honestly? I don't think anything would actually change.
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User Info: kupo1705

kupo1705
3 years ago#10
Neku_Sanada posted...
He'll have Lightning say, "I'll take pleasure in guttin' you boy." She can also say, "Winners go home and **** the prom queen," without any dentures swishing around.


That's better than the current dialogue.
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