Xbox One detects the size of your manhood

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User Info: SmallSatsuma

SmallSatsuma
4 years ago#1
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2503474/XBox-One-Kinect-camera-clothes-detect-anatomy.html

‘I noticed, alongside the intricacies of a hoodie and jeans--and there’s no graceful way to put this--a dong,’ said Mark Wilson of Fastco Design.

Mr Wilson noted that the Kinect hardware/software was so effective at distinguishing the bumps and folds of clothing that it could pinpoint a man’s package.
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User Info: slyman19

slyman19
4 years ago#2
No wonder Sony fans don't want an Xbox One...

User Info: DJ break beats

DJ break beats
4 years ago#3
Schwiiiiiing!!!

Now I'm even more excited.
"Are you going to bark all day, little doggie, or are you going to bite?" - Mr. Blonde from Reservoir Dogs.

User Info: DFMan456

DFMan456
4 years ago#4
Lots of technical difficulties for fan boys incoming.

User Info: ElPolloDiablo87

ElPolloDiablo87
4 years ago#5
Wait wait wait, stop the presses! Kinect can see what people can see with their eyes?
Madre de Dios, es El Pollo Diablo!
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User Info: TrickyPony

TrickyPony
4 years ago#6
Great. If we start getting games with more homosexual leads we'll know why

User Info: SythisTaru

SythisTaru
4 years ago#7
Of course it can do this. I bet some games could even watch the amount of blood flow there to measure arousal/excitement levels. (I could see a Suda51 game or something doing this lol).

User Info: UltimateGeth39

UltimateGeth39
4 years ago#8
slyman19 posted...
No wonder Sony fans don't want an Xbox One...


(Insert obvious south park video here)
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User Info: slowdog76

slowdog76
4 years ago#9
daily mail is a joke

heres a vid about all the things they have claimed cause cancer (true)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZTeSxWdk1g
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User Info: streamjumper

streamjumper
4 years ago#10
slyman19 posted...
No wonder Sony fans don't want an Xbox One...


Ouch.


I wonder if this is going to lead to a resurgence of the term "xboxhuge" with a new definition.
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