The Xbone can is really that... can see your dong (article inside)

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User Info: lilj812

lilj812
3 years ago#1
Yea... I'm going to just leave this here...

http://www.fastcodesign.com/3020934/the-xbox-one-has-a-wee-dong-problem?partner=rss

In fact, while Iíd intended to post the above tech demo of the improved Kinect from Microsoft Research, I noticed, alongside the intricacies of a hoodie and jeans--and thereís no graceful way to put this--a dong. The Kinect hardware/software is now so effective at deciphering the bumps and folds of clothing that it can pinpoint a manís package down to its pant leg, carving out the distinctive folds in our trousers that society, backed by a bit of shadowy denim, has become remarkable at ignoring.

As soon as I made the observation, it brought me back to a moment I must have repressed during the Xbox One announcement at Microsoftís campus in Redmond. Testing the new Kinect in a cozy room, I, amongst a small handful of journalists and engineers who I didnít know, caught a glance at my own man lump snake python on the screen. I felt the fear of every ninth-grade boy called up to the chalkboard.

User Info: lilj812

lilj812
3 years ago#2
Aww, can't change the typo in the topic title :/

User Info: Veemon_X

Veemon_X
3 years ago#3
I might get modded for this, but its a critique of people using the term XBone. Are people trolling the XBox One boards obsessed with boners or something?
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User Info: Anakerie

Anakerie
3 years ago#4
Xbox One: I see your winky!

Me: I'm...female. I don't have one.

Xbox One: SHUT UP! DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME, TINY HUMAN! I SAY I CAN SEE IT!!!

Me: No, I'm very sure you are mistaken.

Xbox One: *blows up and takes me with it*
GT: CrampedSultana
Pawn: Zarianna

User Info: lilj812

lilj812
3 years ago#5
Is anyone bothered by the fact that it can see you man bits in the dark and past your clothes??

User Info: SunDevil77

SunDevil77
3 years ago#6
lilj812 posted...
Is anyone bothered by the fact that it can see you man bits in the dark and past your clothes??


Do you have something to be ashamed about?
Hell, it's about time.
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User Info: sdchi

sdchi
3 years ago#7
SunDevil77 posted...
lilj812 posted...
Is anyone bothered by the fact that it can see you man bits in the dark and past your clothes??


Do you have something to be ashamed about?


I'm sure he does.

User Info: cosmicstarfish1

cosmicstarfish1
3 years ago#8
you sony kids are pathetic
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User Info: lastrocker

lastrocker
3 years ago#10
it just seemed like how the pants were folded at a certain time. it disapeared when he moved around. the article and your post make it seem like the kinect is some airport security x-ray.
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