Damn I hate kinect.

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User Info: flame030191

flame030191
2 years ago#21
My only issues is when it can't hear me screaming "Xbox, Record That" or hearing someone in a different room mention Xbox and it does some random thing.

Neither of these issues are too common, but still EXTREMELY annoying when they happen.
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User Info: jmf1

jmf1
2 years ago#22
Haha pretty funny.

User Info: Masterchief5525

Masterchief5525
2 years ago#23
L0Z posted...


Me: Xbox turn on
Kinect: are you sure you want to turn OFF?


Second I read this part I no longer took the topic seriously
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User Info: KID VID

KID VID
2 years ago#24
liquidblue4 posted...
*TC casually talking to his imaginary Kinect instead of playing games or talking to real people*

"hmmm I wonder how I can troll the Xbone board 2day lolz haha". He ponders.

His eyes slowly see his Playstation camera sitting there collecting dust pathetically. Suddenly he realizes how much he hates Xbox and their stupid camera even though he bought a dollar store version of it for his PS4.
All he can think of is the great topic that he's going to go make on the Xbox One board about how badly it works in his mind. Surely it will ruin their day.

Consumed by the glory of his glowing dualshock he furiously pounds his keyboard to create the 15th troll topic of the day.
"Kinect sucks because it connects to Kinect!" He yells at his screen.

He presses the post button. Horror comes over him as he sees the mistake that he made.

He totally forgot to say "Xbox turn on!". As he posts this final piece of information he realizes that he has surely won.

He leans back in his seat and sips a Mt. Dew. The girls will surely be beating down his door any minute now. Just like every other time.


Please continue the story. This was quite entertaining, actually. Good read.
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User Info: SoulTrapper

SoulTrapper
2 years ago#25
The inaccuracy is probably one of the reasons why only 4 kinect commands per person, per day are being used on average.

User Info: slowdog76

slowdog76
2 years ago#26
i was on netflix, trying to get it to do something or other, which it eventually did. i said "xbox love you" in gratitude and it showed me the "gay/lesbian films" category.
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
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User Info: clownbrownies

clownbrownies
2 years ago#27
slowdog76 posted...
i was on netflix, trying to get it to do something or other, which it eventually did. i said "xbox love you" in gratitude and it showed me the "gay/lesbian films" category.


No it didnt lol

User Info: slowdog76

slowdog76
2 years ago#28
no.seriously. it did. my gf wont let me live it down
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
Confucius

User Info: clownbrownies

clownbrownies
2 years ago#29
slowdog76 posted...
no.seriously. it did. my gf wont let me live it down


Lmao thats hilarious.

User Info: Tenzhi

Tenzhi
2 years ago#30
I hate Kinect, too... which is why it's not plugged into my XBOne.
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