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I invaded a guy recently and he was afk so I just looked around his area until I got the idea to put on the white ring and wait for him to return. I never got the chance to fool anyone with it before but when he returned he must have thought he summoned someone and forgot about it.
The path to the smelter demon was already cleared out so we ran to the boss door where I backstabbed him and finished him off. I kind of felt bad as I giggled but it was a teaching moment and I'm sure he was grateful for it.
the farmer - spotted in a zone with a rare drop, these players tend to be seen wearing item find gear, most notably the symbol of avarice. characteristics include freaking out and switching to their PVP set.
the tactician - you're hanging around belfry sol, and suddenly, he appears -- and stands there. doesn't move or respond to emotes or damage; what could possibly be this madman's game? as he crumples up and dies from your assault, you can only wonder: was he afk? or did i just play into his hand?
the time mage - a master of disguise. in line with being a master wizard, this player will take on any appearance they see fit. you will only know a time mage after you attempt your first attack; you saw it connect. you heard it connect. but their health bar remains full. some may think this to be the work of latency or even lagswitching, but it's actually just a very powerful stasis spell straid gives you if you can draw his face using prism stones without killing any of his exploding friends.
the chuglord: if i can't hit you at close range so i run away and spam spells or crossbow bolts, that doesn't make it okay to heal! wow! so much for honor souls!
the one thump chump: you hit him once. he dies. you're a monster, you know that? how could you pick on someone so defenseless? to be fair, you didn't know. and you weren't really expecting him to walk into your powerstanced L2 and swing, i mean he had a shield. havel's, ffs. it connects as a counter, and all 660 (??why??) of his HP are immediately depleted. you feel as empty as his health bar.
the one guy who still plays in the rat covenant and he takes it really seriously: i f***ing love you.