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User Info: necromencer3227

necromencer3227
4 years ago#1
Rules/Guidlines:

1) Your team would consist mainly of common pokemon that would live in a 20km radius.

2) If you travel, you're allowed to have one or two exotic pokemon

3) You may only have fully evolved pokemon (3rd stage) if you're over 25, 18+ for second stage.

4) No legendaries, no pseudo unless you have a valid reason.

5)

The number of pokemon you have depends on your qualifications/income.

Maximum average is 3-4. More if you have a University degree or earn more than $30.000 per annum (convert to your currency if necessary)

6) Any pets you currently have can be your pokemon equivalent. (If you have a parrot, you have have a chattot as one of your main 3-4)


My team would be:

-Frokie or Poliwhirl (I have a rare pair of aquatic frogs)

-Toxicroak (my starter) (I have dart frogs)

-Oddish (I live near a forest)

-Tauros (I used to live in Spain for 10 years)

User Info: the_cajun88

the_cajun88
4 years ago#2
The rules/restrictions make this suck.
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User Info: necromencer3227

necromencer3227
4 years ago#3
the_cajun88 posted...
The rules/restrictions makes this suck.


If pokemon were real, there would be many, many more restrictions.

If you earn less than 30.000, how would you feed/care for 6 metagross?

User Info: EdwardDarkstar

EdwardDarkstar
4 years ago#4
They do suck, I'm 13.

What am I supposed to do?

2 magikarps?
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Being forced to listen to some 10 year old rage in his mic on BO2.

User Info: uuurrrggh

uuurrrggh
4 years ago#5
Well, it's times like these when it sucks to be 14 years old.
Apparently, I'm nobody.
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User Info: necromencer3227

necromencer3227
4 years ago#6
EdwardDarkstar posted...
They do suck, I'm 13.

What am I supposed to do?

2 magikarps?


Yes.



Do you expect to have a team of 6 Arceuses (plural?) at the young age of 13?

User Info: DrakoVongola1

DrakoVongola1
4 years ago#7
necromencer3227 posted...
the_cajun88 posted...
The rules/restrictions makes this suck.


If pokemon were real, there would be many, many more restrictions.

If you earn less than 30.000, how would you feed/care for 6 metagross?


Do Metagross even eat?
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User Info: GalladetheGreat

GalladetheGreat
4 years ago#8
Ducklett (those stupid Canadian geese)
Chimchar (I go to India every few years, where there are a lot of monkeys)
Durant
Weedle (3 years until Kakuna!!!)
Don't get mad, get gllad.
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User Info: X_Ayumi_X

X_Ayumi_X
4 years ago#9
necromencer3227 posted...
Rules/Guidlines:

1) Your team would consist mainly of common pokemon that would live in a 20km radius.

2) If you travel, you're allowed to have one or two exotic pokemon

3) You may only have fully evolved pokemon (3rd stage) if you're over 25, 18+ for second stage.

4) No legendaries, no pseudo unless you have a valid reason.

5)

The number of pokemon you have depends on your qualifications/income.

Maximum average is 3-4. More if you have a University degree or earn more than $30.000 per annum (convert to your currency if necessary)

6) Any pets you currently have can be your pokemon equivalent. (If you have a parrot, you have have a chattot as one of your main 3-4)


My team would be:

-Frokie or Poliwhirl (I have a rare pair of aquatic frogs)

-Toxicroak (my starter) (I have dart frogs)

-Oddish (I live near a forest)

-Tauros (I used to live in Spain for 10 years)


1) Cemetery a few blocks away. Check.

2) Exotic? I think she might be. Check.

3) So he didn't evove yet? Check.

4) No legendaries? I would never use legendaries... just like my game team. Check.

5) My income? Easy. Check.

Haunter (As I said, cemetery close by)
Mismagius (Exotic and can be found near the 8 funeral homes I know of from about a 4 mile or so radius)
Duskull (Refuse to evolve him to Dusclops until I can evolve him to Dusknoir)
Banette (I have a lot of puppets, just need to get one possessed)
Drifblim (Every few months so I pass near some windmills, also would've lured him out by pretending I was a child)
Spiritomb (very very adventurous and encountered many weird caves and rocks that Spiritomb would come out of)

They're dead, they won't need much food because... they're dead.
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User Info: uuurrrggh

uuurrrggh
4 years ago#10
necromencer3227 posted...
EdwardDarkstar posted...
They do suck, I'm 13.

What am I supposed to do?

2 magikarps?


Yes.



Do you expect to have a team of 6 Arceuses (plural?) at the young age of 13?


Uhhh... Your rules said you can't use legendaries.
Apparently, I'm nobody.
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