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User Info: bng_mmmk

bng_mmmk
3 days ago#21
##Unvote
##Vote: Ulti


Paddin' my stats
turbopuns

User Info: HanOfTheNekos

HanOfTheNekos
3 days ago#22
Oddity posted...
Han your opinions on puns and shad?


I feel Shad is likely Town.

Puns has been a big ???? But his views being complete opposite of mine make me worried.

I don't think Puns should have thought Ulti was Town at all after last night
ARF
"Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." - FAHtastic

User Info: HanOfTheNekos

HanOfTheNekos
3 days ago#23
bng_mmmk posted...
Yeah my day just kept getting extended. So much for my reevaluation.

Ulti is scum obviously and IGCD is next. We'll see where we stand after that.


Eaedwards and plum are focuses tomorrow, or you're Scum
ARF
"Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." - FAHtastic

User Info: bng_mmmk

bng_mmmk
3 days ago#24
Ok?
turbopuns

User Info: bng_mmmk

bng_mmmk
3 days ago#25
Do you think IGCD isn't scum?
turbopuns

User Info: masterplum

masterplum
3 days ago#26
I wonder who han thinks is scum.

Wish he told us
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User Info: VeryInsane

VeryInsane
3 days ago#27
Stop Posting
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett

User Info: VeryInsane

VeryInsane
3 days ago#28
[8] Ulti - prof, (red), pj, se7en, Corrik, (IGCD), JC, dowolf, Tony, puns
[1] IGCD - (JC), (puns), Ulti
[2] pj - plum, eaed
[1] plum - Shad
[0] Se7en - (dowolf)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJeRRzhVGrs

After thinking about it, the town realized that the crazy lady who threatened to block all of their roles might not have been so crazy after all. There was a lot of danger going on, including the disappearance of the tall magic guy that nobody really was able to explain all that well. So they argued very briefly, then decided to just get some lunch. If only that spiky haired guy was still alive, he could have stolen them already!

The local chef decided to whip up something just from them, his most delicate dish. A unique property that is only seen in his home state

You have failed at making a Pork Roll, Egg, and Cheese sandwich

Welp this was a failure. Wait, this isn’t Tales of Mafia! This is Chrono Trigger Mafia! And so the chef decided to improvise with some of the ingredients that he had received. Which includes some beets, an octopus, the head of a sheep, and eggs. At least he got the Egg part right.

As he brought it out, The townies just looked at the food and shaked their heads in a disappointed manner. This of course made the chef extremely angry.

YOU f***ING LIBERALS! YOU ARE ONLY TRYING TO GET RID OF ME BECAUSE I AM WHITE AND RICH AND YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS OF THAT. YOU ARE AGAINST WHO I AM AS AN INDIVIDUAL AND EVERYTHING I STAND FOR! f*** YOUR HILLARY LOVING, TOLERANT SELVES


This of course made literally everybody in the room extremely confused

“No, we are only trying to get rid of you because you just served us dogs*** instead of what we ordered for lunch”

Instead the crazy chef decided to go on a tirade about how bad political liberalism and how Warcraft 3 is the worst game ever.

“Called it. Vindicated. Yet another thing I was ahead of the curve on. As usual, Queen Zeal is right. How do I fly all these W’s??????”

Wait, what did the person say their name was? Queen Zeal?

“WAIT, OF COURSE I AM NOT QUEEN ZEAL, HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING HER?”


Then the town turned around to see a picture of Queen Zeal pulling off a slam dunk Michael Jordan style in the middle of the restaurant. She… looked exactly like the chef standing right in front of them.

Instead of wondering how a crazy magician queen from 13,000 years in the past learned about basketball, the town decided that the best course of action would be to send her off into another dimension. But not just any dimension, a special dimension, just for her.
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett

User Info: VeryInsane

VeryInsane
3 days ago#29
The queen woke up in a place that was foreign, but all too familiar for her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P76valwlfSM

A giant green skinned creature showed up with a giant blade of extremely sharp steel. But it didn’t seem like it wanted to fight her, it even greeted her.

“Heh, Greetings.”

This threw the queen into a rage because she knew where she was all too well.

“THOSE LIBERALS BROUGHT ME HERE OH NO I CAN’T STAND BEING WITH THESE DUMB ORCS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. I CAN’T BELIEVE VI DECIDED TO KILL ME OFF THIS WAY. THIS IS EXACTLY WHY LIBERALS LOST”


This angered the Orc. It drew his blade and made multiple copies of itself like it has so many times in the past. The queen managed to draw something too with her magic.

“DAMN IT I DREW A SWAMP INSTEAD OF A SPELL f***ING HELL THIS IS BULLs***”

And like that she was no more. It could have been a lot more brutal. But hey, at least Orcs kill quick.

Ulti’s head was sliced off clean by an Orc Blademaster. He was Queen Zeal, Mafia Roleblocker

“Uh, VI. Don’t you think you went a little too overboard with the flavor?”

“Nah. He told me Kendrick Lamar sucks.”

Moral of the story: Don’t say Kendrick Lamar sucks in front of VI.


Tolerant Liberals


1. Chaeix
2. ChaosTonyV4
3. Corrik
4. bng_mmmk (replaced Dark_Spiral)
5. dowolf
6. eaedwards6400
7. HanOfTheNekos
8. IfGodCouldDie
9. masterplum
10. Oddity
11. pjbasis
12. profDEADPOOL
13. red13n
14. Se7enthrust
15. Shaduln


Globalist Thugs


[LD1] KanzarisKelshen - Schala, Town Roleblocker
[KN1] My Immortal - Magus, Town Miller Doctor
[KN1] htaeD - Crono, Town Vanilla
[LD2] UltimaterializerX - Queen Zeal, Mafia Roleblocker

It is now Night. Please don’t post. You have until 9 PM EDT Tomorrow to send me night actions if you have any.
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett
(edited 3 days ago)

Ulti’s head was sliced off clean by an Orc Blademaster. He was Queen Zeal, Mafia Roleblocker


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