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User Info: Nintendo_Porn

Nintendo_Porn
4 months ago#1
After the win 10 update, cortana keeps complaining with stock messages such as "not having the bandwidth i need" or "me and the internet aren't communicating - try again in a little bit." Tried going local, and back to Microsoft, and this is still going on.

I'm starting to miss her awful jokes, and puns. I have a disk image a week before i did this a couple days ago, but i'd rather not go back over something so trivial. Can someone tell me what's wrong with her? Best i could think to do was switch between local, and Microsoft accounts, and now stomped.
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monkmith
4 months ago#2
she's going rampant?
People die when they are killed.
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Nintendo_Porn
4 months ago#3
>_> Well, at least he/she didn't try a "time of the month/" joke.
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monkmith
4 months ago#4
Nintendo_Porn posted...
>_> Well, at least he/she didn't try a "time of the month/" joke.

only because i didn't think of that... to be fair, i've played too much halo.
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Nintendo_Porn
3 months ago#5
For shame...

Bump
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CursedPanther
3 months ago#6
Someone actually uses that thing?

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Nintendo_Porn
3 months ago#7
It helps computer inept people out a ton, and it's a nice novelty for the people who aren't computer dumb. Cortana has her place.
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Ciera
3 months ago#8
Even Cortana thinks Windows 10 is f***ing garbage.
I'll... shave that cat.

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arleas
3 months ago#9
Nintendo_Porn posted...
Cortana has her place.

In the kitchen?

it's a joke... we already made the "time of the month" joke so this was the only thing left for me
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Nintendo_Porn
3 months ago#10
arleas posted...
Nintendo_Porn posted...
Cortana has her place.

In the kitchen?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es

...She CAN give cooking instructions/recommendations, IIRC.
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