Revenge of the Explicit Topic for Random Thoughts

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Bedman
4 years ago#11
A visit to Harbor Freight comes fortified with 66% of your recommended daily value of public profanity.
A visit to Walmart comes complete with infinity percent of your daily recommended value of public child abuse.
A visit to Costco comes with vomit percent of your lifetime recommended value of 5-year-old Mexican girls chubby enough to already have breasts.
A visit to my brother's old apartment complex comes with Don't Look percent of your never recommended value of 5-year-old Mexican boys chubby enough to already have manboobs.
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Bedman
4 years ago#12
Next week doesn't exist.
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Bedman
4 years ago#13
Jell-o smoke, don't breathe this.
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Bedman
4 years ago#14
I want to listen to the musical equivalent of a dive bar nobody but the bartender has ever been to.
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SpaceBear_
4 years ago#15
Woah, I'm in way too deep here. I need to go bathe in the fountain of truth..........gaahhh.....I can't handle it.


*sits down and cries*
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Action53
4 years ago#16
*hugs spacebear*
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User Info: Bedman

Bedman
4 years ago#17
When two mirrors
Face each other
They both reflect
An infinite expanse
Of nothing


I wrote that six years ago. Tonight, as I was watching Inception, I saw again the part where Ariadne manifests a pair of mirrors in the midst of the Parisian cityscape. She pulls them together until they face each other. This time I watched carefully, and as Ariadne and Cobb stood there, staring into what I expected to be an abyss, I saw that the borders, the edges, the frames, the fringes of the mirrors echoed into the distance, filled the emptiness, and became the hearts.
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Bedman
4 years ago#18
Just watched the pilot of Breaking Bad for the first time tonight. Then I stripped to my underwear, locked the front door, cracked open a canister of turpentine, donned a pair of army surplus goggles, and finally got around to cleaning the bathtub.

Who says TV doesn't have an influence on society?
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Bedman
4 years ago#19
Rancid coconut milk tastes like Satan wept into his own breasts and I drank what ensued from his nipples.
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Unquestionable
4 years ago#20
Listening to music I haven't heard in years and desperately wishing that I was in my early twenties again.
Immanentize the eschaton
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