Return of the Explicit Topic for Random Thoughts

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User Info: Bedman

Bedman
2 months ago#1
Driving gloves -- underrated.

Maybe someday I'll stop wearing these sumb****es every time I get behind the wheel. But for now, they are crafted of pure 100% genuine sumb****.
Bedman: Mattress of the Universe

User Info: Bedman

Bedman
2 months ago#2
I kinda want to date a female bass player.

And by kinda I mean MUST.
Bedman: Mattress of the Universe

User Info: cory droid

cory droid
2 months ago#3
It never said in the instruction manual to wear the pants on my head and the shirt on my legs, but here I am, on a rocket ship to Saturn again.
"I never really have bought into Snoop Dogg doing drugs. I think it is a charade to seem hip." ~ CM_Punk__sxe

User Info: SBNetopir

SBNetopir
2 months ago#4
"Spoonerism" will always sound dirty to me.
I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even like video games.

User Info: Bedman

Bedman
2 months ago#5
There's no drug trip in the world like having an entire movie theater showing to yourself.
Bedman: Mattress of the Universe

User Info: Bedman

Bedman
1 month ago#6
Well iPhone, is there an app out there that tells me the precise quantity of Jeff Goldblum in every Jeff Goldblum film? I don't think so.
Bedman: Mattress of the Universe

User Info: Bedman

Bedman
1 month ago#7
The angels never get any tequila.

...almost never.
Bedman: Mattress of the Universe

User Info: SBNetopir

SBNetopir
4 weeks ago#8
If a thing such as Life Stats existed, I'd really like to see my "Number of times contents of the milk carton were gravely misjudged" stat.
I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even like video games.

User Info: Bedman

Bedman
1 week ago#9
I've always thought that Klingons would probably smell exactly like my teddy bear.
Bedman: Mattress of the Universe
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