VERSUS THE WORLD : Seto Kaiba versus Noctis Lucius Cummings

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peonus
4 years ago#1
VERSUS THE WORLD : Who would win in a fight?

Today we see two great contenders: Seto Kaiba of Kaiba Corp and Noctis Lucius Cummings of the Cummings Kingdom

Seto Kaiba was orphaned at a young age and left raising his younger brother. Without child support payments, he persevered by creating a deck of cards consisting principally of those he stole from weaker kids who didn't drink their milk. He was eventually adopted by Kaiba Daddy and after a successful corporate coup, began his exercising his influence in global politics, world affairs and local high school game shops through his lethal style of a children's card game, Duel Monsters.

Noctis Lucius Cummings was raised by a single father of one. Without alimony payments, Noctis Daddy cultivated a great empire from scratch which he inherited from his ancestors. Head of a political, religious corporation, he is the King of a Kingdom and Boss of the Bosses within the Cummings Kingdom. Noctis himself, having not acquired his license, is chauffeured by a registered reformed inmate with a taste for metrosexual young males sporting six hundred dollar haircuts.

Round One

Noctis : I summon all my swords! (Twenty thousand swords are summoned)
Kaiba : YOU FOOL! YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD, SWORDSTALKER!
A creepy purple dude keeps leering at all the swords with both his hands occupied on his phallic weapon...
Noctis : But Swordstalker isn't a trap car--
Kaiba : SHUT YOUR MOTHERLESS TRAP

Round one goes to Seto Kaiba!

User Info: VanilleHopen

VanilleHopen
4 years ago#2
kaiba.. he's the dude from yu gi oh right? lol... I think I used to like that show for a couple months..
Hope misses Vanille's smile :(.

User Info: peonus

peonus
4 years ago#3
INTERVIEW SESSION !!!

What are your philosophies on life?

Kaiba : Duel Monsters is the only true testament of strength!
Noctis : Swords are cool.

Do you have a special lady friend?

Kaiba : Best I can do is a femBlueEyes
Noctis : STELLA WHERE?

What's your favorite food?

Kaiba : Curry smeared on the chest of Battle Ox
Noctis : Curry smeared on the chest of Shotgun Dude

What's your favorite video game?

Kaiba : Cooking Mama
Interviewer : Shouldn't it be Duel Monsters? It's kind of a children's card game.
Kaiba : SHUT UP I HAVE MONEY.
Noctis : I like Hello Kitty Island Adventure Online

User Info: VanilleHopen

VanilleHopen
4 years ago#4
Poor Peonus.. You're about as funny as a strict librarian..
Hope misses Vanille's smile :(.

User Info: peonus

peonus
4 years ago#5
I'm sorry.

User Info: PainsPerception

PainsPerception
4 years ago#6
peonus why are you making alt. accounts on twitch?
but the only way to really learn is to get your ass beat a bunch. Such is Tekken, such is life. - Triguns Vash
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peonus
4 years ago#7
I am not making alt accounts on Twitch. I only have one account, DefinitelyNotPeonus. THERE ARE POSERS AND **** MAN.

Iono. It's not me.

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PainsPerception
4 years ago#8
peonus posted...
I am not making alt accounts on Twitch. I only have one account, DefinitelyNotPeonus. THERE ARE POSERS AND **** MAN.

Iono. It's not me.


I WANT to believe you...I really do....but
but the only way to really learn is to get your ass beat a bunch. Such is Tekken, such is life. - Triguns Vash
Official SARDINE of ALL FF boards

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peonus
4 years ago#9
Can't mods check IP?

I just have one twitch account. **** the rest.

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Zendaik
4 years ago#10
Not sure if I should laugh...
Monster Hunter Tri, Kid Icarus: Uprising IDs: Kirolos
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