Mario Kart Jokes (Don't laugh too hard!)

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User Info: teekartertee

8 years ago#1

Mario Kart needs some jokes. No, not like Baby Daisy, but classic ha-ha jokes. Like...

Which vehicle can jump the highest? The Magikruiser, because it has the best OFFROAD!

I call Bowser on the Wario bike "the Machete", because it's a green chopper!

Why does Mario hate Jaws? Because he's the best with his Torpedo on Peach's Gardens! (Alternate answer: You work it out)

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Blue shell.

Blue She... ARGGGH!!!

Post your own below. Some of them might actually be good =)

User Info: Uberpoop

8 years ago#2
Mario kart wii friend code: 3952-7560-2737

User Info: pikachu936

8 years ago#3
Mario Kart Jokes (Don't laugh too hard!)

Am I allowed to not laugh at all? Those jokes were...bad...
(>-'.'-)> 2 Kirbies went into a food store, the next day the store went bankrupt.
Pikachu936: The Excessive Force's Richie.

User Info: A_Black_Dragoon

8 years ago#4

Winnar. Well, would be if he still came to the board consistently. Most probably don't know who he is.
Carpe Diem = Seize the day. Carp In Denim = Fish in pants.
So many stupid people, and so few asteroids. Shame.

User Info: Mustashio

8 years ago#5
Man, I've never laughed and/or knee slapped so much in my entire life.
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