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User Info: savagechild89

savagechild89
3 years ago#11
honestly i think they went a little overboard. i mean i get it, they are doing their job and trying to keep the site "clean" as best as possible...but that doesnt mean you turn it into a dictatorship lol

there is FAR worse stuff on these forums than people having a little fun boosting a game that CLEARLY isnt good or popular. but thats neither here nor there.....
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User Info: ILikeMajora

ILikeMajora
3 years ago#12
dont violate the SANCTITY of the corey in the house game description page on gamefaqs tyvm
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User Info: TwinBee

TwinBee
3 years ago#13
I salvaged the funniest review:

Cory in the House is just fantastic. There is no way around it. Cory has been entertaining us for years on the Disney Channel, and finally he can entertain us on the Nintendo DS. I don't know about you but when I heard of Cory on the DS I was as giddy as when I go to church (I'm a Catholic schoolboy so I love to go to church). Cory is just, amazing. This game is amazing. This game is perfect.

Cory in the House may seem like your typical platformer but oh no, it is far from it. Cory is out to save the world from an evil scientist who has decided to turn Cory's bobble-head doll of the president, or as Cory likes to say 'the prez' into a destructive force capable of destroying destructive things such as the world which is destructible.

Cory runs, Cory jumps, and Cory uses his kung-fu action to blast his way through 9 levels of platforming/action goodness reminiscent of a good Jackie Chan meets That's So Raven meets Cory in the House show. Players utilize the touchscreen in such was as to slide their finger across the screen horizontally in order to make Cory karate chop or slide their finger across the screen vertically in order to make Cory do a kung-fu kick. Furthermore, players can blow into the mic and make Cory shoot fireballs from his mouth. Talk about awesome.

The enemies in Cory in the House are extremely varied and well thought out. Typical enemies include ninjas and Russian scientist, but later in the game Cory begins fighting against people he initially thought were his allies. Probably the most impressive boss was the giant robot Raven in which players had to run up to her feet and breath fireballs at her chest. Being a relatively early on boss this heightened players expectations immediately and brought about the sense that this is one of the greatest games ever.

The graphics and music are phenomenal. Cory is detailed brilliantly. Every little detail of Cory's beautiful and masculine body is clearly visible and downright pleasing to look at. When Cory sweats, the sweat drips down his pecs and glistens against his tight abdominals. The music which accompanies the various action is epic and mindblowing. The score is fully orchestrated with cellos, violins, and the clashing of cymbals.

Overall, Cory in the House is a must play. Simply put, you must play this game if you enjoy videogames or enjoy having fun. With a fantastic story, insanely innovative gameplay, amazing graphics, and an unparalleled score, Cory in the House stands leagues above the competition. This game isn't a game; it is an experience, it is an art.

And who can argue? Cory in the House is one of the greatest games ever.
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User Info: garrspete

garrspete
3 years ago#14
They were posted last year or two as well.
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User Info: GameLord113

GameLord113
3 years ago#15
That would be funny if someone resubmitted that exact same review in a couple of weeks.

User Info: SuperMario91

SuperMario91
3 years ago#16
Gamma 128 posted...
I salvaged the funniest review:

Cory in the House is just fantastic. There is no way around it. Cory has been entertaining us for years on the Disney Channel, and finally he can entertain us on the Nintendo DS. I don't know about you but when I heard of Cory on the DS I was as giddy as when I go to church (I'm a Catholic schoolboy so I love to go to church). Cory is just, amazing. This game is amazing. This game is perfect.

Cory in the House may seem like your typical platformer but oh no, it is far from it. Cory is out to save the world from an evil scientist who has decided to turn Cory's bobble-head doll of the president, or as Cory likes to say 'the prez' into a destructive force capable of destroying destructive things such as the world which is destructible.

Cory runs, Cory jumps, and Cory uses his kung-fu action to blast his way through 9 levels of platforming/action goodness reminiscent of a good Jackie Chan meets That's So Raven meets Cory in the House show. Players utilize the touchscreen in such was as to slide their finger across the screen horizontally in order to make Cory karate chop or slide their finger across the screen vertically in order to make Cory do a kung-fu kick. Furthermore, players can blow into the mic and make Cory shoot fireballs from his mouth. Talk about awesome.

The enemies in Cory in the House are extremely varied and well thought out. Typical enemies include ninjas and Russian scientist, but later in the game Cory begins fighting against people he initially thought were his allies. Probably the most impressive boss was the giant robot Raven in which players had to run up to her feet and breath fireballs at her chest. Being a relatively early on boss this heightened players expectations immediately and brought about the sense that this is one of the greatest games ever.

The graphics and music are phenomenal. Cory is detailed brilliantly. Every little detail of Cory's beautiful and masculine body is clearly visible and downright pleasing to look at. When Cory sweats, the sweat drips down his pecs and glistens against his tight abdominals. The music which accompanies the various action is epic and mindblowing. The score is fully orchestrated with cellos, violins, and the clashing of cymbals.

Overall, Cory in the House is a must play. Simply put, you must play this game if you enjoy videogames or enjoy having fun. With a fantastic story, insanely innovative gameplay, amazing graphics, and an unparalleled score, Cory in the House stands leagues above the competition. This game isn't a game; it is an experience, it is an art.

And who can argue? Cory in the House is one of the greatest games ever.


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User Info: BannanaBomb2002

BannanaBomb2002
3 years ago#17
savagechild89 posted...
honestly i think they went a little overboard. i mean i get it, they are doing their job and trying to keep the site "clean" as best as possible...but that doesnt mean you turn it into a dictatorship lol

there is FAR worse stuff on these forums than people having a little fun boosting a game that CLEARLY isnt good or popular. but thats neither here nor there.....


No one cares about Cory in the House but the mods sure do. This game is srs bsns.

User Info: Azp2k32

Azp2k32
3 years ago#18
GameFAQs mods going overboard on a power trip? Say it isn't so!
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User Info: DeepsPraw

DeepsPraw
3 years ago#19
I actually went out and played this game five years ago because of that review.

Sadly, there is no giant robot Raven, nor any Raven at all
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User Info: THPSfan14

THPSfan14
3 years ago#20
badboy posted...
Fake reviews got deleted.


wahhh i don't like something so it's fake. typical angtheist response
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