ITT we give Ford hilarious one-liners.

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User Info: double_a73

double_a73
6 years ago#21

^ Those are actually pretty good.

User Info: MKMaster93

MKMaster93
6 years ago#22
*comes to a room full of Drudge*
"I have come here for two reasons. To chew bubble gum, and kick ***! And I'm all out of bubble gum." (From They live.)

"Die you S-O-B's!" (This one's from Medal of Honor Rising Sun.)

"You get no sympathy from me!"
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Con1 FC: 3051-8132-7693 = MKMaster

User Info: bladester15

bladester15
6 years ago#23
"You get no sympathy from me!"
I swear I remember Ike saying that in SSBB, like when u picked him on the character screen or in his taunts.
Country+rap=crap

User Info: The_Shader

The_Shader
6 years ago#24
They Live was ****ing awesome, the fight with Samuel L. Jackson was even featured in South Park!
Sparkster returns after 16 years in..... "Rocket Knight"
My Alias for Conduit= "Shader" Monster Hunter Tri= "Deimos"

User Info: elheber

elheber
6 years ago#25
Ford: I must've ran out of antihistamine cream... for my itchy trigger finger.
*sprays bullets everywhere*

...

Ford (at alien): My favorite show was replaced by emergency news broadcasts on alien invasions. (zoom in on Ford's face) You're gonna pay for that.
*gunshot*

...

Ford: Say hello to my little friend.
Prometheus: Hi.
*beats the **** out of an enemy with the ASE*
"A closet intellectual, he acts dumb to impress women."
Daos (Doritos and Orange Soda) for Con2 currency name. I support this.

User Info: donkeypunch1116

donkeypunch1116
6 years ago#26
^good stuff
Modern Warfare Reflex: 3426 0715 8657 tag: PUNCH
***pizza and colt 45: the unofficial meal of conduit 2***

User Info: toa1995

toa1995
6 years ago#27
"Ford: Say hello to my little friend.
Prometheus: Hi.
*beats the **** out of an enemy with the ASE*"
My new favorite
Gamers dont die......
they just respawn!

User Info: The_Shader

The_Shader
6 years ago#28
Time to spontaneously alter the topic into... "Awesome moments"
*Ford smacks baddies with ASE*

Prometheus: BBZZZZZZT

*Ford beats the living **** out of the Drudge Scarab with ASE*

Prometheus: OHMYG0D! *WHAM* i'm walkin' on sunshine! *SMACK* My Scouter says his power level- *BAM* My spidey sense is- *HEADSHOT*
Sparkster returns after 16 years in..... "Rocket Knight"
My Alias for Conduit= "Shader" Monster Hunter Tri= "Deimos"

User Info: donkeypunch1116

donkeypunch1116
6 years ago#29
*promethius to ford*

promethius: "hey, micheal.... whats it like making love to a woman?"
ford: "......... i wouldnt know....."

lol j/k guys XD





Modern Warfare Reflex: 3426 0715 8657 tag: PUNCH
***pizza and colt 45: the unofficial meal of conduit 2***

User Info: elheber_gf

elheber_gf
6 years ago#30

Ford: You messed with the wrong pacifist.

*cocks his gun*

...

Ford (interrogating an enemy): Remember the time I said I wouldn't hurt you if you answered all my questions? (long pause) ... I lied.

...

Ford: I only have one thing to say, and I'll let my MP5 do the talking.

...

Ford (to Trust): You really dug your own graves by developing such wonderful weapons for me to use.

...


Prometheus: Michael, stop. He's been dead-cold for several minutes now. You should stop teabagging him and get on with the mission.

Ford: I work on my own schedule.

*continues teabagging*

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