^ Those are actually pretty good.
Ford: You messed with the wrong pacifist.
*cocks his gun*
Ford (interrogating an enemy): Remember the time I said I wouldn't hurt you if you answered all my questions? (long pause) ... I lied.
Ford: I only have one thing to say, and I'll let my MP5 do the talking.
Ford (to Trust): You really dug your own graves by developing such wonderful weapons for me to use.
Prometheus: Michael, stop. He's been dead-cold for several minutes now. You should stop teabagging him and get on with the mission.
Ford: I work on my own schedule.
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