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(cont'd) Prometheus: You should at least put your pants on. Ford: It isn't a real teabagging without skin-on-face contact.
Ford (to enemy): You know what the difference between you and a spoon is? ... ... A spoon isn't about to scream as it gets its face charred off by this blistering AC-R Eclipse. I would even venture to say that a spoon has absolutely no relevance to the experience you're about to undergo. (pause) Lucky spoon.
"A closet intellectual, he acts dumb to impress women." Daos (Doritos and Orange Soda) for Con2 currency name. I support this.
@ DonkeyPunch (Serious question) Are you mentally disturbed?
My favorite one is.. "Remember the time I said I wouldn't hurt you if you answered all my questions? (long pause) ... I lied."
Thats so good XD
I got one ...
*Ford walks into a room with a guy at a desk. The guys about to reach into the desk and grab a gun* Ford: DON'T MOVE! *The guy puts his hands up* *Gun shot* Ford: "It's easier to get a head shot that way"
Check my quote to learn how Link holds so many items "I've never in my life wanted to punch a girl like I want to right now" Light Yagami
Promethius: Ford, go into the elevator. Ford: Hold on.. *Walks into elevator* Ford: How do you work this friggin thing! Pomethius: Use the elevator button, Mr. Ford. Ford: Oh shut up..... _________________________________________ *Drudge walks up* Drudge: Death, time you to die, gun look down barrel. Ford: I don't understand a word you just said. Promethius: He dosn't speak fluent English. Ford: Hmm, does he speak hotleadish? Promethius: What? *Rattles drudge* Ford: That could be hazardous to his health... _________________________________________ Ford: Eat hot lead drudge!!! *BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM* Ford: He cheated! Promethius: On what? Ford: His diet...
My favorite games are: TCon, LOTR: Conquest, NFS Undercover & Carbon, Halo 3 ODST, GRAW2, KotOR, and Final Fantasy XIII Yes I love God He loves you The End