ITT we give Ford hilarious one-liners.

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User Info: The_Shader

The_Shader
7 years ago#61
^ WHAT?! thats obviously the offspring of a cloned Duke Nukem spliced with some Master Chief!

..... Master Nukem ..... wait....

O-O HOLY ****!!! DUKE NUKEM IS UNDER MASTER CHIEFS HELMET!!!! thats where hes been this whole time...

(note: by reading this, you can understand how my train of thought goes from one thing, to the next. i totally realized all of this just as i was typing. i'm not ****ing you, this is how my process of thought works.)
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User Info: ghost_of_a_man

ghost_of_a_man
7 years ago#62
"^ WHAT?! thats obviously the offspring of a cloned Duke Nukem spliced with some Master Chief!

..... Master Nukem ..... wait....

O-O HOLY ****!!! DUKE NUKEM IS UNDER MASTER CHIEFS HELMET!!!! thats where hes been this whole time...

(note: by reading this, you can understand how my train of thought goes from one thing, to the next. i totally realized all of this just as i was typing. i'm not ****ing you, this is how my process of thought works.)"

We have the same thing here. I just randomly think of ****.
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User Info: donkeypunch1116

donkeypunch1116
7 years ago#63
ugh ok, ill try a more "serious" one liner then...

*ford taps unsuspecting drudge on shoulder, drudge turns around, ford shoves a radiation grenade into his face*
ford - "TAG!!! youre it *****!"
*runs away*

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User Info: USPmasta

USPmasta
7 years ago#64
oh crap! It was nonperverted and still great! Hah i hope that gets added
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User Info: coolman229

coolman229
7 years ago#65
*Shoves a Drudge in front of a train* Ford: Looks like he caught the 5:00...up his ass!

*Shoots Trust agent in the face point-blank with a Phase Rifle* Ford: So what were you saying about first person shooters sucking on the Wii?
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User Info: donkeypunch1116

donkeypunch1116
7 years ago#66
"*Shoves a Drudge in front of a train* Ford: Looks like he caught the 5:00...up his ass!"

XDXDXD hilarious!
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User Info: elheber

elheber
7 years ago#67
Ford (to enemy): If I had a time machine, I'd kill you, go back in time, and kill you again. Since Trust haven't invented one yet... (zoom in on Ford's face) ...I'll have to make your death twice as painful.

...

Ford (to enemy): I'm making bad guy gumbo... (closeup on Ford) and you're the main ingredient.
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_NoodleGirl_
7 years ago#68
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User Info: USPmasta

USPmasta
7 years ago#69
_NoodleGirl_ what the heck? Conduit fans havin' fun, way to crash the party mom
Daos for Con2 currency supporter! Now playing FFXIII TCon LOTR Conquest KotOR Touch the masters bass, lose an arm meatbag.
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User Info: legendarylemur

legendarylemur
7 years ago#70
Ford: Looks like I...

*puts on sunglasses*

Con du it after all.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
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