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They will do it because they've literally promised to do it for months, and it'll be written on the box. They've never outright lied about features. There will be a couple of patches in the first few months, and probably mostly against hacking.
Surely there's no problem with them putting me in Brawl, right? It's ****ing satire, damnit. My quote rocks your socks.