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This clan has shen in it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I played them, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the clan would properly cover my back, I walked from my base to the Speed Control Point with the clan with me and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the SHEN^ name above my head that I, like Shen, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'win some games' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man in Shen^ shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at the Speed Capture Point, mounted my metal legs (walking is such a drag!) standing up straight so that my clan tag would show. While I was browsing corpses, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the SHEN^ in my clan tag, I told her I wanted to win some of her games. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I walked my metal legs with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you SHEN^.
--- if anybody doesn't know, that was a parody of this: http://www.amazon.com/review/R2XKMDXZHQ26YX --- *Insert 25 wit here*