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Strike Rifles are cool. /relevant game discussion.
Hey guys, I'm really Falcon and stuff. lmao
I've decided to compile an objective list of the best posters here, since everything else on this board is nauseatingly lame and dull.
LigersRule: He may have been a nerd who went to school for music and played tuba or something, and also sucked at C2, but he was a pretty cool guy. Eh kills the UAUs and doesn't afraid of anything.
Ari/Leon: Another instrumental fellow in ridding the board of its cancerous scrub population. There were many a puerile tear shed, many a diaper sullied, and many accounts banned when he cracked down on the s***posting young'uns.
OmigaShinOtaku: When not suggestively embracing his homemade Kamina and Raiden body pillows, he could muster the energy to lift himself off a bed blanketed in a foul paste of Dorito dust and piss, raise his chubby little paws to the keyboard, and type something vaguely entertaining.
Chesluk: IIRC, he had an alt account that was called CocaineAddict or something like that, where he became an improved version of himself. When he offers you mysterious substances in Ziploc baggies, just say yes.
Noble: He never posted anything great to my knowledge, but the rest of you suck and he's cool, so I'll leave his name here.
Jaye: The manliest bastard on this board. When he was still a baby, he teethed on railroad spikes and took vodka straight alongside his puréed apples. He could beat any of you in C2 using an arcade stick.
Falcon: The #1, the GOAT, and the Deity, which you all could have predicted. I quickscoped without lock-on, b****es. Fall prostrate before me.
Honorable Mention - CHAINMAILLEKID: lol jk, chain is free