You're browsing the GameFAQs Message Boards as a guest. Sign Up for free (or Log In if you already have an account) to be able to post messages, change how messages are displayed, and view media in posts.
Pull out a watch that can control time & rewind the universe back to when you got to Level Ate. After rewinding time you ponder everything that you've done while snacking on some bacon. You pull out a can of Whoop-Ass Soda & take a drink when you see Bowser trying to terrorize the straw-people! You walk up to Bowser & tell him: "Hey Bowser! I saw an inappropriate part of your moms body on the Internet! Her face!" Bowser is now angry, he charges at you, but with Whoop-Ass on your side, nothing is a challenge! You throw the titular soda can at Bowser as the magical power of the soda stars dissolving Bowser slowly & painfully to the point he can't even move! "Thank you for saving us!" Says the Straw-People. "*gasp* Could it be the legendary Whoop-Ass Soda you're holding in your hand?" Asks Straw-Person #3. You respond with: