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Attack of the Friday Monsters! A Tokyo TaleA tale for the ages11/30/16
Banana Bliss: Jungle PuzzlesThis puzzle game is pretty a-peel-ing! (Sorry)07/14/16
Bloo Kid 2Don't be bloo. This game's for yoo!04/21/17
Boulder Dash-XL 3DRockin' and rollin' since 1984.07/08/16
BoxBoxBoy!A second round of the box-ing match01/30/17
BOXBOY!A nice little puzzler in a cute little package.12/14/16
Bust-A-Move UniverseThere are better Bust-a-Move games for Nintendo handhelds, but this one does fine in a pinch.06/26/14
Chibi-Robo! Zip LashChibi No-Go09/02/16
Collide-a-BallThis game had a collision with my patience.02/03/17
Crosswords PlusThree across: a fourteen-letter word for simple crossword game.07/02/14
CRUSH3DA port of an interesting PSP game. Does it fare well on the 3DS?09/05/13
Cubic NinjaSo AiAi, that monkey from Super Monkey Ball, is a ninja? I knew it all along!05/18/12
Cut the Rope: Triple TreatOne, two, treat?10/04/16
Digger Dan DXCan you dig it?12/14/16
Disney Epic Mickey: The Power of IllusionCertainly an interesting tribute; I'll give it that.12/19/12
Donkey Kong Country Returns 3DDonkey Kong Country Returns returns11/30/16
Doodle Jump AdventuresWhen you just can't possibly get more Doodle Jump...11/21/14
escapeVektorGet your Qix again.05/19/17
Fractured SoulSplit bodies, split worlds, split opinions.09/24/12
Frogger 3DI like this as much as Super Mario 3D Land. Perhaps even more so. Bring on the pitchforks!06/29/12
HarmoKnightA fun action / rhythm hybrid with a lot of heart.03/10/15
Jett Rocket II: The Wrath of TaikaiGreat in 2D, not so great in 3D.06/27/16
Mahjong Cub3dHow do I pronounce that? Cube 3D? Cub 3D? Cub-three'd?08/10/16
Mario and Donkey Kong: Minis on the MoveAnother great puzzler in the series.05/15/13
Mutant MuddsA fun and challenging platformer that helps put some "Oomph" into the eShop08/06/12
New Super Mario Bros. 2A Clog in the Pipeline: A Case for A Fundamental Change for this Franchise08/21/12
NightSkyCan you make it throught the Night?01/24/14
Nikoli's Pencil PuzzleNot a bad deal, now that the price is almost right.06/10/13
Pac-Man & Galaga DimensionsAlmost everything about this compilation is awful.11/30/16
Picross 3D: Round 2 A fine follow-up to one of the best puzzle games on the DS10/04/16
Picross e2A competent game for sure, but it's lacking in content.12/13/13
Pokemon PicrossWant to play Picross with a bunch of silly rules and restrictions?06/02/16
PushmoDo you have a 3DSWare wishlist? Pushmo belongs on it.06/19/13
Puzzler World 2012 3DYou'll find gold if you look in the right place and sift through the soil.10/31/12
Rabbids RumbleBwah-ta catch 'em all?10/23/13
Rabbids Travel in Time 3DA fine little platformer for children, with a few glaring issues.07/30/13
Rayman 3DA colossal disappointment.10/31/16
Regular Show: Mordecai and Rigby in 8-Bit LandThis 8-bit-inspired game is a two-bit mess.10/27/14
Scooby-Doo! & Looney Tunes Cartoon Universe: AdventureA mediocre action-platformer through and through.07/31/14
Scribblenauts UnlimitedA playground for the mind12/19/12
Shifting WorldIt's really in kind of a grey area.05/17/12
Sonic Boom: Shattered CrystalFun, but a little misguided.11/30/16
Sonic GenerationsA generation behind in game design, but still very good.04/30/12
SteamWorld DigForgivingly brief after running out of steam so early in01/03/17
Super Little Acorns 3D TurboDon't be a nut. Squirrel this one away for a rainy day.01/07/14
Super Mario 3D LandLet's-a go!04/16/12
Super Monkey Ball 3DDon't monkey around too much with this one.10/28/14
TappingoIt can make for a fun puzzle game - for a little while.05/09/14
The Adventures of Tintin: The GameHow was Uncharted not inspired by Tintin?10/24/16
The Delusions of Von Sottendorff and His Squared MindIt's not so hip to be square.03/24/17
Yoshi's New IslandThe title's a misnomer, but the gameplay still works. I guess that's the point.03/24/14


Alice in WonderlandFall down the rabbit hole in this excellent 2D action platformer.01/22/13
AntipoleA fun, gritty 2D action title, cut drastically short.08/23/12
Arkanoid DSIt's Arkanoid. On the DS. With a really poor gameplay structure. Please look elsewhere.12/20/12
Art Style: PiCTOBiTSToo hard for its own good.09/04/12
Aura-Aura ClimberClimb your way to the stars!05/15/13
Beat CityThe beat goes on... and on... and on... and on...08/12/11
Betty Boop's Double ShiftDiner Dash? Well, okay.11/25/13
Blockado-Puzzle IslandAn inoffensive, if not somewhat quirky, slide puzzler.05/28/13
Boing! Docomodake DSA fun puzzle game with one major flaw.07/07/11
Brain Boost: Gamma WaveIn case you forgot how to play Memory...07/08/13
Brain VoyageI doubt this game will keep your interest.11/07/11
Brainstorm Series: Treasure ChaseA fine, straightforward puzzler.06/19/13
Break 'Em AllAn Arkanoid game that plays it pretty straight.06/22/15
Bubble Bobble Double ShotYou'll need a "double shot" of something else to help forget this game.01/04/12
Bubble Bobble RevolutionStill trying to wrap my head around this one...06/26/14
Bust-A-Move DSIt's been a while since I've seen such good use of the stylus.09/02/16
Color CrossA fun grid puzzler that, while bursting with content, lacks challenge and fine-tuned controls.02/01/12
Crash of the TitansA 3D platformer. Fine. A 3D platformer for the DS. Uh-oh. A good 3D platformer for the DS? Well, that's great! Skeptic, are you? Read on.07/13/12
Crazy Chicken: Jump'N Run Atlantis QuestWhy did the chicken go to Atlantis? So he could make a platformer about his adventures.07/30/13
Daniel X: The Ultimate Power"My name's Daniel, but my friends call me Samus."07/14/11
de Blob 2Paint-by-number.06/30/11
Despicable Me: The Game - Minion MayhemKind of a pleasant surprise, or an unpleasant one. Depends on how you look at it.07/30/13
Dig Dug: Digging StrikeWhat an odd bundle of concepts this game is.06/27/11
DK: Jungle ClimberBack into the swing of things, are we?07/27/11
DropCastIt dropped the ball.06/22/11
ElectroplanktonOne of the hardest-to-rate products I've had in a while.02/27/12
Fast Food Panic"Ooooorder up!"08/05/11
Feel the Magic: XY/XXBoy meets Girl.10/06/11
Fire PanicIt's a real firebrand of a title, but you'll burn out on this one quickly.12/17/13
Flipper 2: Flush the GoldfishFlushing your eShop gift card down the toilet would be a better use for it than buying this.08/10/16
Galactic Taz BallWell, this is certainly an odd one.11/14/11
Galaxy RacersGet your race on... by following all traffic signals and remembering who gets the right-of-way.03/05/13
Game & Watch CollectionIf this is the top reward from Club Nintendo, I'm glad I'm not a member.01/04/12
Game Hits!Is this a joke?09/02/15
Games Around the WorldFar exceeding expectations, but likely not up to par for the average gamer.06/01/15
Giana Sisters DSD... d... does Nintendo know about this?02/27/12
Hands On! TangramsMy review of the game: Get Neves instead. Want to know why? Please continue.06/21/12
Heathcliff! Frantic FotoWell, if Garfield got so many licensed games, why not this guy?07/14/16
Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling AdventureThis is a smashing good title.08/17/12
Honeycomb Beat"Bee" careful with this one.11/21/11
HoppieHoppin' along the bunny trail...07/10/13
Hysteria Hospital: Emergency Ward"Paging Dr. Dash. Dina Dash, please come to the ER, stat."01/03/12
I Heart Geeks!... but it's hard to heart this game.05/29/15
InkheartIts "Heart" is in the right place, but that's about it.07/27/11
Interactive Storybook DS: Series 1Interesting, I suppose, but I wouldn't give it to a child.02/25/13
Jumble MadnessThe single-player mode is kind of botched, but there's plenty of good content anyway.04/20/15
Kirby: Mass AttackStrength in numbers...10/05/11
Kirby: Squeak SquadIt's a pretty easy game to stomach, although not a very ambitious one.03/18/13
Kurupoto: Cool Cool StarsWhom did they learn "cool" from? Cool Cat?10/05/11
LabyrinthThere's still time; you can skip this one. No one will know!02/25/13
Let's Play Flight AttendantPure garbage.12/01/11
Link 'n' LaunchBlast off to one of the best puzzlers I've come across in a while.09/04/12
Looney Tunes: Cartoon ConductorI'm torn on this one, doc.01/04/12
Looney Tunes: Duck AmuckTime management gone awry04/06/11
MagneticaA game by any other name would smell as acceptable.07/08/13
Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the MinisWhat it lacks in genuine action, it just about makes up for in interesting puzzles.10/19/10
Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land MayhemHere's the third verse! Different from the first! A little bit longer and a little bit... better?11/22/10
Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Minis March Again!Why did they make these Mario vs. DK titles sound so similar?05/01/13
MatchstickWill you and this game make a good match? Stick around to find out.12/09/13
May's Mystery: Forbidden MemoriesProfessor May and the Curious Unwound Diabolical Memory of the Mystery of Dragonville.10/14/11
Mechanic MasterThe Un-credible Machine07/18/11
Mechanic Master 2The Incorrigible Machine07/20/11
Monster TaleLet us make a journey into the cave of monsters. Good luck!08/23/11
Mr. Driller: Drill till you DropYou should know the drill by this point.10/09/13
Mystery P.I.: Portrait of a ThiefIt is what it is.07/27/11
N+Before there was Super Meat Boy, there was...01/11/17
Nervous BrickdownSo then all of the elements of the game will be "bricken" down in this review?11/07/11
NevesIt's certainly a good game to pull out every once in a while.06/13/12
New Zealand Story RevolutionTaito should've left this one well enough alone.07/14/11
Orion's OdysseyA fine piece of DSiWare.12/17/13
Pac-PixLet's look in this Pac-ture book.07/18/11
Pet Alien: An Intergalactic PuzzlepaloozaIt plays well, it looks okay, the music's fine, and it's a pretty good puzzl... oh, I just finished it.05/31/11
Picross 3DEvery puzzler fan owes it to themselves to have this in their collection.09/05/13
Picross DSA fine continuation in the series, and a fine addition to the DS in its own right.09/05/13
Pipe ManiaAn excellent PS2 port - and it works very well on the DS.03/24/14
Prey the StarsMy stomach hurts.07/20/11
Prince of Persia: The Forgotten SandsA "sandstorm" - of gameplay concepts.11/21/11
Prism: Light the WayNot quite lightning in a bottle, but not a dim bulb either.01/10/13
Puchi Puchi VirusA puzzle game that's not too puzzling.05/26/11
Puzzle CityArchitec-tris.08/18/11
Quick Fill QYou'll have your fill in quick. Then you'll Q, as in quit.08/17/12
QuickSpotA collection of spot-the-difference puzzles with a few nice hooks.05/22/14
Rabbids Go HomeThe In-Rabbid-able Machine08/12/11
Rainbow Islands RevolutionAs if we needed another game with "Revolution" in the title when it doesn't apply.11/25/13
Rayman Raving RabbidsNot bad. Not bad at all!07/01/11
Retro Game ChallengeIt's nice to know there are games developed out there with so much TLC.08/10/11
Rhythm 'n Notes: Improve Your Music SkillsMusic tutor it ain't. Fun it ain't. No one will blame you for passing on this one.07/14/11
Robot RescueA perfecly inocuous DS puzzler. Short and sweet with a modicum of challenge.08/27/12
SnapdotsIt's a snap to understand the game, but it won't be a snap to put it back down.12/17/13
Sonic RushSonic's debut on the DS is... well, it's a Sonic game all right!08/16/16
Sonic Rush AdventureExpands on Sonic Rush in nearly every way. Not only a great Sonic game, but a great example of a sequel08/23/16
Space Bust-A-MovePuuuuuuuuuuzling iiiiiiiiiiiin spaaaaaaaace! Truly the definitive bubble-busting package.11/15/10
Space Invaders RevolutionShovelware. Pure shovelware.06/20/11
Squishy TankIs this one worth your time? Sir, no, sir!... or ma'am.07/08/13
Sudoku Ball DetectiveHave a ball. Well, most of the time, that is.04/28/11
SudokuroI simply can't recommend this title.12/09/13
Super Fruit FallA nice "fruity" cocktail of puzzle gameplay, simple presentation and easy accessibility.12/03/13
Super Mario 64 DSWhat's old is new again.08/06/12
Super ScribblenautsAn interesting, exciting, ambitious, colorful, creative, flawed, crazy, deep.... game.11/15/10
Teenage Zombies: Invasion of the Alien Brain ThingysIt takes little brawn or..... brains.... BRAINS.... to slog through Teen Zombies08/23/11
The Simpsons GameWoohoo! A good portable Simpsons game! Then again, it's up against Bart's Escape from Camp Deadly...02/13/12
Tin Can! EscapeA robot pawn in a strange game of chess11/11/16
To-Fu CollectionA fun little distraction for a while.10/16/13
Toon-DokuIt fills a very specific niche market. I'd recommend picking up something else.11/12/13
TrioncubeThe game isn't trion too hard, now, is it?04/07/11
Tsumiki: Block Drop ManiaThis is stacking up to be a fairly frustrating puzzler.05/14/12
Turn It AroundTurn your life around. Don't consider buying this game.03/02/12
USA Today: Puzzle CrazeThis puzzle collection doesn't fill a gap in the DS' library, but it's certainly a good addition.12/09/13
Wario: Master of DisguiseIt's just not for me.07/30/13
WireWayWire you waiting for?06/24/13
Wonder World Amusement ParkA not-so-wonderful world.04/21/14
WordmasterFor those who are eloquent, erudite and... uh, good with words and stuff, this one might be for you.11/30/16
XG Blast!Some design issues hamper what could have been a decent game.08/05/14
Yoshi's Island DSThe gameplay model starts to show its age in this reboot which clings tenuously to the original game.08/17/12
ZendokuTakes a nice new approach to DS Sudoku games.12/03/13

Game Boy

CatrapAdorable and endearing.03/16/15
Dig DugA fair emulation of the original concept, with a great arrangement mode11/10/05
Donkey KongThe game's developers clearly had a great time creating this game, and you'll have just as much fun playing it.05/27/10
Donkey Kong LandA technical feat, but the rest is kind of slippery.07/23/14
FlipullA cute and endearing puzzler.04/08/16
Game & Watch GalleryFour sweet little games that are well worth your time.05/05/16
Kirby's Dream LandIt's not a bad game at all; the series is off to a good start.07/16/14
Kirby's Dream Land 2Everything a sequel should be.07/25/14
Kirby's Star StackerMakes for a fun and adorable time-killer.10/31/14
Lazlos' LeapNo need to take a leap of faith on this one.03/16/15
Lock 'n' ChaseThis one's overdue for a remake of this remake.03/16/15
Mario's PicrossA grid puzzler starring everyone's favorite plumber - or, well, archaeologist11/08/05
Miner 2049erWow, this one takes me back. And you'll take this one back to wherever you got it from.02/22/11
Motocross ManiacsWhat a simple, simple motocross game. And a fun one as well.03/10/11
Mr. Chin's Gourmet ParadiseThis fun mish-mash of arcade classics is, at best, a nice curiosity.03/16/15
Picross 2More of the same isn't always a bad thing, folks.07/29/11
Snoopy's Magic ShowA charming puzzle game that is very indicative of its era.07/14/14
Super Mario LandMario's gracious entrance into the hand-held market11/02/05
Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden CoinsPocket platforming02/21/06
The Bugs Bunny Crazy CastleA quick and satisfying action-puzzler02/16/06

Game Boy Advance

Astro Boy: Omega FactorSoul searching.10/17/11
Boulder Dash EXA mostly complete package10/07/10
Bubble Bobble: Old & NewThis remake mostly plays it safe, but that's all right sometimes.07/02/14
Crash Bandicoot 2: N-TrancedIs this gripe over the change in publisher really necessary?05/07/10
Crash Bandicoot: The Huge AdventureCrash on the go05/05/15
Crazy Taxi: Catch a RideI think I'll take the subway...11/21/05
Denki Blocks!A misleading presentation hides a tile puzzler full of challenge11/23/05
Disney's Magical Quest 2 Starring Mickey and MinnieA fun way to kick away an afternoon - or part of one.04/20/15
DK: King of SwingHe's comin' out swingin'...05/26/10
Drill DozerUnique, but flawed.12/10/10
FortressFort-tris. Is it a good puzzle game? Eh, I don't see it...11/08/11
Frogger's Adventures 2: The Lost WandAt least it won't make you want to croak.05/05/15
Frogger's Adventures: Temple of the FrogShort and sweet, hard to beat. But a bit too much of all three.02/25/13
It's Mr PantsSatisfying11/15/05
Kirby & the Amazing MirrorOne of the only completely disappointing Kirby games.05/05/16
Kirby: Nightmare in Dream LandOne of the only completely forgettable Kirby games04/10/15
Klonoa 2: Dream Champ TournamentAn ideal GBA title. Please pick this one up.07/09/12
Kuru Kuru KururinTake this game for a spin01/23/06
Mario Pinball LandOne of the few instances where a Mario gameplay fusion does not work11/07/05
Mario vs. Donkey KongA great mix of old and new11/15/05
Pac-Man CollectionPac-Man fun in an affordable "Pac"-age11/21/05
Pac-Man Pinball AdvanceI can't recommend it.03/26/15
Popeye: Rush for SpinachThe graphics are great, the racing's fourth-rate. It's Popeye the Sailor Man!04/06/15
Rampage: Puzzle AttackI think the word they were looking for was Tetris, not Rampage.12/09/13
Rayman 3Everybody Loves Rayman!04/10/15
Rayman: Hoodlum's RevengeEverybody Loves Rayman?03/27/15
Sabre WulfThis one's a (semi)interesting beast, that's for sure.05/08/12
Super Monkey Ball Jr.So close, yet so far away.01/04/16
The Flintstones: Big Trouble in BedrockBoredom in Bedrock04/13/15
Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster's Bad DreamIt's scary that it thinks it's a platformer.07/03/13
Tiny Toon Adventures: Wacky StackersPlucky Puyo?07/02/13
Wario Land 4Oh, it's-a good-a to be bad!02/09/06


Animal CrossingA home away from home01/02/06
Animaniacs: The Great Edgar HuntGood-bye, nurse!02/18/14
BlowOutA Contra-copia of old and new. Mostly old.04/12/11
Dance Dance Revolution: Mario MixThe Great Mushroom Kingdom Dance-Off04/14/16
Dead to RightsAn ice-cold cop looking for answers. A world he didn't create. Out for revenge. And other cliches...02/06/12
Disney's Donald Duck: Goin' QuackersA perfectly harmless Crash Bandicoot-style platformer.06/13/13
Disney's Tarzan UntamedA very impressive concept - not so impressive execution01/22/13
Donkey Kong Jungle BeatA Quest for Crests, to Be the Best03/31/06
Donkey KongaGoing ape over the rhythm04/05/06
Frogger BeyondBeyond frustrating05/22/15
Frogger's Adventures: The RescueFor the limited scope of what it does, it does it very well.04/24/15
Luigi's MansionMa... Mario? Mario???10/18/05
Mario Kart: Double Dash!!Doesn't reinvent the wheel; just gives it some grease11/14/05
Pac-Man FeverThis one's late to the party.03/02/11
Pac-Man World 2Leader of the Pac?04/20/15
Pac-Man World 3A great throwback, a decent platformer12/23/05
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year DoorThe world is a stage...02/09/06
Sonic Gems CollectionReliving some of the lesser-known of Sonic's adventures11/07/05
Space RaidersYou'll see about everything this game has to offer in the first 20 minutes.01/28/13
Spirits & SpellsOnly Halloweenies need apply.01/24/11
Super Bubble PopI can understand what the developers are going for, but it doesn't work.11/10/14
Super Mario SunshineThe game takes some chances, but it's more remembered for being a catalyst for something bigger. Maybe that perception should change.03/04/13
Super Monkey Ball 2Simple controls, Simple gameplay, Simply addicting11/08/05
Super Monkey Ball AdventureSo much potential, so little payoff.02/01/16
Taz WantedI like what they're trying to do, but some issues mar the experience.02/18/14
The Simpsons: Hit & RunA travel guide to Springfield12/07/05
WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Party Game$!Madcap microgame madness, maliciously masterful multiplayer, missing major marks01/02/06
Worms BlastNot as much of a blast as the title leads on.02/18/14
ZapperYup, it's Frogger. Even the game's title is suspiciously similar. That said, it blows Frogger's 3D remakes out of the water.02/16/11
ZooCubeZany zoology03/26/15


All-Star Slammin' D-BallWith a few tweaks, we could have had a real hidden gem on our hands.01/04/16
Animaniacs Ten Pin AlleyThis game's a real turkey.01/03/14
Ape EscapeIt's still worth playing, of course, but I'm afraid it hasn't aged well in some aspects.07/09/13
BlockidsPure brick-breakin' fun.05/12/14
Board Game: Top ShopTop of its class.11/13/13
Bomberman Fantasy RaceThere's a lot of innovation here, but not much of it really works.06/10/13
BreakoutJust another brick in the wall?11/12/13
Bugs Bunny & Taz: Time BustersA great licensed platformer? Well, it's about time!01/03/17
Bugs Bunny: Lost in TimeA semi-decent licensed platformer? How despicable an idea!02/29/16
Bust-A-Move 2 Arcade EditionKind of a shoddy port of an otherwise good game.07/30/13
CentipedeBoy, am I dizzy.01/03/14
Cleopatra FortuneSo this is how the Egyptians played Tetris. Interesting.05/21/13
Courier CrisisI'm kind of surprised it made it to retail like this.07/30/13
Crash BandicootSmashing crates for a decade now...06/26/06
Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes BackCrash almost finds his footing.07/30/13
Crash Bandicoot 3: WarpedThe original trilogy goes out with a bang.08/05/13
Croc: Legend of the GobbosThis game crocs my heart in two.03/24/14
Crossroad CrisisA cute little arcade puzzler, but the fun wears off quickly.11/08/13
Dance Dance Revolution KonamixA surprisingly smooth home version of the once-popular dance game giant.07/30/13
Dexter's Laboratory: Mandark's Lab?Only fans of the show need apply.08/23/12
Disney's The Emperor's New GrooveSpyro the Llama02/08/16
Eggs of Steel: Charlie's Eggcellent AdventureIs the yolk really on us? Does it leave us with egg on our face? Is it truly... Eggcellent?07/15/09
Extreme Go-Kart RacingExtremely poorly done.03/21/14
Floating Runner: Quest for the 7 CrystalsYou don't know what you got 'til it's gone. Like good controls.11/12/13
FroggerI guess I just had more patience as a kid. I can't stand this game now.07/30/13
Frogger 2: Swampy's RevengeHop to it!09/04/12
Geom CubeIt was probably quite impressive for its time, but it hasn't aged well.05/22/13
GubbleI'm afraid this game has lost a bit of its charm since the 90's.06/10/13
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's StoneIt's mediocrity. Good-looking mediocrity, fine pedigree mediocrity, but still mediocrity.03/24/14
Hugo: The Evil MirrorVideo games from the mid-90s chewed up and spit this back out.11/18/14
Inspector Gadget: Gadget's Crazy MazeGo Go Gadget Puzznic?07/30/13
Intelligent QubeIt's a little overrated, but I'm still kind of surprised it didn't catch on a little bit more than it did.07/30/13
Irritating StickSome people may say this game has redeeming quality, but I'm not too convinced.05/20/13
Jigsaw MadnessAs it doesn't really beat doing a real-life jigsaw puzzle, I can't recommend this video game adaptation.12/09/14
Kingsley's AdventureAn ambitious games whose controls get in the way.04/03/14
Lucky LukeThe slowest gun in the West, pardner.01/28/13
Marble MasterWill you master the marbles, or will you lose yours first?01/03/14
Monster Rancher Hop-A-BoutTaking QBert to a whole new level.05/06/14
Ms. Pac-Man Maze MadnessSuccessfully combining arcade gameplay with puzzle elements. A true win-win situation in my book.03/24/14
Namco Museum Vol. 1A collection of relics, itself a relic10/31/16
Norse by Norsewest: The Return of the Lost VikingsIt was a puzzle platformer before it was cool to be one.02/25/16
One Piece MansionCan you make it through this apartment management sim in one piece?06/16/16
Pac-Man WorldFall in love with the dot-muncher all over again in this fine tribute. Strangely, this is pretty difficult for a children's game.06/05/13
Pandemonium!An ambitious effort hampered by its camera and controls.07/30/13
Phix: The AdventureWith a few quick Phixes, this game could have been a real gem.06/10/13
Pipe Dreams 3DIt doesn't have the best flow.03/21/14
PsybadekCharming graphics for the time. The rest of it's way past its prime.05/22/13
Putter GolfMore of a bogey than an eagle. At any rate, it's subpar.01/02/14
PuzznicIt doesn't offend in any way, but this has been presented better.05/22/13
Q*bertIt's still pretty fun, but it can be difficult for the wrong reasons.07/15/13
Qix NeoWow, this one's harder than I remember the original being.07/30/13
Rampage World TourHow did I beat this entire game when I was a kid?07/09/13
Rayman 2: The Great EscapeThe cliffs notes of Rayman 212/09/16
Rayman RushIs this the name of the game, or a description of how the game was developed?06/03/13
RC HelicopterNot a lot of gameplay, but certainly a lot of charm.06/17/15
Roll AwayYou'll have a ball, despite its flaws.12/14/10
Running WildAt least it's better than Sonic R.02/24/15
Scooby-Doo and the Cyber ChaseCrash Bandi-Scoob05/05/15
Shooter: Starfighter SanveinOne can't go wrong with this budget-friendly shooter.08/01/13
SkullMonkeysAn attractive game, easy on the ears and eyes, with a few hitches.07/17/13
Sorcerer's MazeIt's fun for a short while, but it's not an essential addition to one's collection.01/03/14
Space InvadersThis game is the developer's finest hour. And what an hour!09/10/15
Spin JamEveryone enjoy the Spin Jam, Spin Jam (or however that song goes)...07/14/11
Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!I'd written this one off at first, and I'll have to do it again.01/17/17
Spyro the DragonIf it had a bit more gameplay depth, it would have been a winner for me.08/05/13
Star SweepStarry, starry night...12/22/16
Starwinder: The Ultimate Space RaceA wonderfully innovative title from the PS1's early days05/05/15
Street RacerNothing to see here, folks. Move along.07/15/13
Tall InfinityAnother decent little puzzler for the Playstation.07/30/13
Tecmo StackersPuyo Puyo on the rocks08/27/12
Tempest X3I guess I just don't understand the appeal.07/30/13
Tetris PlusA great and original rendition of the Tetris formula - though somehow not as timeless02/07/11
The Bombing IslandsA wonderfully heady puzzler.01/03/14
The Flintstones: Bedrock BowlingUnless you're really into The Flintstones, this game is a Yabba-Dabba-Don't Buy.05/05/14
The Game of LifeA nice adaptation from the popular board game.09/16/15
The Simpsons WrestlingIs it as poorly done as everyone says it is? Yes.12/10/12
TurnaboutTo everything, turn, turn, turn...11/06/13
Walt Disney Pictures Presents: TarzanAlmost makes for a wonderful companion to its Disney film counterpart.06/10/13

PlayStation 2

Asterix & Obelix: Kick ButtixDynustee Worriurz 4 Kidz12/14/10
Beyond Good & EvilA milestone in gaming, both in what it does right and what could be improved.11/30/10
Crash of the TitansChange is good.10/06/10
Crash Tag Team RacingWhy I like this more than recent iterations of Super Mario Kart. I'm not even kidding you.05/07/10
Crash TwinsanityDouble? Trouble.10/12/10
Crash: Mind Over MutantRun of the mill isn't bad, per se04/30/10
Despicable Me: The GameThe game will Gru on you, but it may not Gru on your kids.07/22/10
Disney's PK: Out of the ShadowsThe only thing remarkable about PK is that it came out in the US to begin with. Nothing more.01/24/11
Disney's Treasure PlanetA planet-sized letdown.02/01/16
Egg Mania: Eggstreme MadnessThe yolk's on us. Yuk yuk yuk.04/28/11
Family GuyServiceable for fans, a poor introduction for newcomers, and lukewarm gameplay all around.05/05/16
Haven: Call of the KingA Jak of all trades is a Daxter of none.10/16/15
I-NinjaA fun and exciting 3D action romp. It gets a good "Grade" from me.08/28/12
Inspector Gadget: Mad Robots InvasionInspector Gadget is at it again. But this time, leave him be. He'll get this one on his own.02/14/11
Jak and Daxter: The Precursor LegacyThey don't make 'em like this any more.11/02/15
Looney Tunes: Space RaceEh, what's up with this game, doc?02/02/11
Mad Maestro!A game about classical music. Now that takes guts.07/10/12
Mojo!It feels more like grocery shopping than challenging your puzzling prowess. Pass this one up.01/20/11
Pac-Man World RallyPac-Man liked karting so much, he joined Mario in Arcade GP. Until then, here's this.02/16/17
PaRappa the Rapper 2It's just not very good.06/20/11
Pipe ManiaNot a bad puzzler, and a great value.01/24/11
Pitfall: The Lost ExpeditionPratfalls? Nah. Just Pitfall! Give this fun remake a try.10/20/10
Rayman 2 RevolutionBecause Rayman Regression wasn't catchy01/03/17
Ribbit KingMario "Frolf"04/11/11
Sly Cooper and the Thievius RaccoonusIsn't it kind of fitting that a game about a band of thieves is so criminally short?01/03/11
Snoopy vs. the Red BaronThis beagle can put up a pretty nice dogfight. Heh.06/28/11
Space Channel 5: Special EditionSpace Battle A-Go-Go06/20/11
Super Bust-A-MoveI'm not impressed.11/01/10
Super Bust-A-Move 2"Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinin', Bustin'-a-Movin', wailin' and winnin'"11/30/10
The Simpsons: Road RageTake advice from Curtis E. Bear: take a look at this game if you're curious, but the fun won't last too long.02/02/11
Tokobot Plus: Mysteries of the KarakuriToko-botched04/17/17
VexxYou'll find a platform game, whose prospects are auspicious. It's really not too lame, but gameplay is capricious...02/22/11
WhiplashIt just doesn't come together.01/15/16

PlayStation 3

Adventure Time: Explore the Dungeon Because I DON'T KNOW!I don't see much of an adventure here.12/09/13
Beat Hazard UltraShoot to my beat... or don't.01/24/14
Blue Toad Murder Files: The Mysteries of Little Riddle - Episode OneIt's a fun kind of party game, perhaps good for young families, but I don't think I'm too inclined to buy further episodes.08/06/13
BurgerTime World TourI'd rate this game medium. It's cheesy, but you won't have yolk on your face.03/06/13
ChariotLet the good times roll.05/05/16
Cloudberry KingdomThe platformer factory10/18/13
Cubixx HDGet your kixx with Qix times sixx03/05/13
Disney Castle of Illusion starring Mickey MouseEven if you're not familiar with the original game, visiting this castle might still be worth it. And that's the best kind of remake.01/07/14
Disney DuckTales RemasteredIt goes by like a duck blur.12/03/13
Do Not FallFall into this fun action-puzzler.09/05/13
Doki-Doki UniverseOn the quest for robo-humanity...01/02/14
Fairytale FightsNot-so-happily ever after.06/03/13
Family Guy: Back to the MultiverseWow, this is like the time I played that mediocre licensed action game.05/24/13
Galaga Legions DXFron arcade heaven to bullet heck.10/24/13
Go! SudokuIt's all been done...12/03/13
HamsterballSomewhere between Switchball and Super Monkey Ball is where this game lies. Ah, it's good to have options.04/09/13
Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead RabbitA fun - and fleeting - guilty pleasure.07/28/15
Ibb & ObbFrustratingly brilliant.01/04/16
Katamari ForeverWait, am I missing something here?04/02/13
LIMBOMy opinion of the game is also in limbo.08/05/13
Max & the Magic Marker: Gold EditionHarold and the Purple Crayon - well, not quite.06/05/13
MicroBotIt's all right, but it never comes together.04/22/13
Naughty BearNo need to go to this teddy bear's picnic.04/06/15
Pac-Man and the Ghostly AdventuresA fun little platformer to gobble up for a while, but it's not very filling.11/08/13
Pac-Man Championship Edition DXUps the ante in every significant way.04/02/13
Prince of Persia: The Forgotten SandsAs a fan of the series, this is about everything I'd hoped for.01/04/16
Prince of Persia: The Sands of TimeTime has not been kind to this game, but it is still worth playing.02/29/16
Puzzle DimensionWell, it lives up to its name.04/02/13
Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for BootyAbandon ship!12/03/13
Rayman LegendsPlatforming bliss10/14/13
Rayman OriginsCan you "play" an oil painting?06/19/13
Rogue LegacyGroundhog Day08/05/16
Sega Superstars TennisFans might "love" it, but it was "game, set & match" with this game pretty early on for me.08/05/13
Sideway: New YorkThis a platformer that's really worth checking out.11/20/15
Sly Cooper: Thieves in TimeStealing away the hours with Sly.04/28/16
Super StackerA want ad for a good cooperative stacking / balance game.08/03/16
SwitchballYou might want to switch over to a different game after playing this one.10/09/13
Tales From Space: About a BlobI really wanted to like this one.03/22/13
The Unfinished SwanYou probably won't like me for this, but...04/09/13
Thomas Was AloneIs it hip to be square?08/19/15
Uncharted: Drake's FortuneTruly a system seller05/05/16
Where the Wild Things AreYou're the boy who becomes king, but you'll feel like the Prince.01/23/14


1000 Tiny ClawsThere should have been more PSN Minis like this one.05/06/13
Adventures to Go!The game about nothing02/22/11
Ape Escape Academy 2This mini-game collection will make you go ape. Again.02/19/15
Archibald's AdventuresA wonderful puzzle-platformer for a very reasonable price.08/07/13
BABEL The King of the BlocksThis one is kind of falls down on itself.11/12/15
Blimp: The Flying AdventuresFlights of not-so-fancy.10/29/13
Block Cascade FusionDr. Lumi-Tetri-Mario.06/19/13
Blokus Portable: Steambot Championship... what?01/24/11
Boom BeatsThere are better ones out there.06/19/13
Bubble Bobble EvolutionEvolution? Ha!07/29/11
Bust-A-Move DeluxeThere's just something... off about this one.02/17/11
CrushAn innovative and difficult puzzler. And I'm glad it's getting a second chance.05/24/11
Doodle FitAs far as games go, there's a better fit for you out there.05/06/13
ExitClose to being one of the greats.08/08/11
Fading ShadowsIt's a nice puzzler, granted, but there's nothing truly novel about it to separate it from the pack.02/10/11
Frantix: A Puzzle AdventureChip's Challenge Revolution03/29/11
Frogger Helmet ChaosIt's really not a bad throwback.10/05/11
GripShiftGameplay shifts... back, sound shifts... back, music shifts... back, fun shifts.... back...03/11/11
Half-Minute HeroA unique technique with retro chic.08/05/11
Halfbrick EchoesA fun little arcade-y romp.05/15/13
Hot BrainAny affiliation to the expression "brain freeze" is completely coincidental.01/03/11
Hot PixelThe game might leave you out in the cold.01/03/11
I Must Run!A fun game to veg out to, but little else.07/20/15
Idiot SquadWill ewe be impressed with this sheep-herding game?07/20/15
Me & My KatamariIsland Hopping07/27/11
PallurikioA pleasant surprise on the PSN.03/26/13
PataponFollow my rhythm into war...08/23/11
PlatypusA so-so shmup01/24/11
Prince of Persia: The Forgotten SandsDon't let this 2D platformer be soon forgotten.01/14/11
Prinny: Can I Really Be the Hero?If you're looking for a challenge - to your nerves - this'll bring it.01/03/11
Revoltin' YouthThis half-baked game came way too early out of the development oven.03/22/13
Smart BombIt's a dud.01/03/11
Space Invaders Extreme(To the tune of the original "music") This. Game. Is. Hard. This. Game. Is. Hard. This Game Is Hard. This Game Is Hard This Game Is Hard Thisgameishar02/25/11
Spaceball: RevolutionPick up and play for a rainy day.06/19/13
The 2D Adventures of Rotating Octopus CharacterA nice bout of arcade fun.06/07/13
Ultimate Block PartyIt isn't a must-have, but it's a competent puzzler in short spurts.12/17/10
WTF: Work Time FunWTF: Wearisome. Tedious. Fatiguing.01/24/11


A Boy and His BlobA beautiful and ultimately heartwarming platformer.10/21/10
Angry Birds Star WarsThis might be the game you're looking for.04/03/14
Army RescueThe best iPhone game I've played on a Wii.05/28/13
Around the World in 50 GamesA jack of all trades is a master of none.05/22/15
Art Style: CUBELLOBust-a-Move in 3D. What's not to like?11/11/16
Astro Boy: The Video GameAstro Bored04/11/14
Balloon PopThis would make a fine puzzler for young children, but I don't think it'll capture an adult's attention.03/04/14
Battle of the BandsRattle of the Blands12/14/10
Brave: A Warrior's TaleIt's been a while since I've played a game this off-putting.01/23/14
Bully: Scholarship EditionPlaying this won't get you high marks, but you'll love being a bully at Bullworth.01/03/11
Bust-A-Move Bash!The gameplay's still solid, Despite a simplistic presentation, I have no major complaints here.04/07/14
Carnival Games: Mini-GolfFar from par-fection, but it does some interesting stuff.12/09/13
Cartoon Network: Punch Time Explosion XLInteresting name, not-so-interesting game.04/15/14
Centipede: InfestationIt stands fairly well on its own.01/06/12
CID The DummyWhile in no way offensive, I fail to see anything that makes this game truly remarkable.01/28/14
City BuilderIt's not exactly what you'd expect, but what's here is worth a purchase. If it were a WiiWare title.06/17/10
Cold Stone Creamery: Scoop it UpScoop it up and throw it away.12/18/13
CoralineAs with many adaptations, go check out the source material instead.06/06/14
Crazy Chicken TalesA skeleton of a platformer and nothing more.02/12/14
de Blob 2A fairly fine platformer, confined by old-fashioned conventions of the genre.02/06/12
Death Jr.: Root of EvilYou won't be dying for more, but it's far from being dead on arrival.11/30/15
Disney Epic MickeyThis love letter to the original Disney genius has been marked "Return to Sender".12/14/10
Disney UniverseLEGO Disney07/10/12
Domino RallyWill this game topple you over?07/28/15
Don Bluth Presents: Dragon's Lair TrilogyDragon its feet into the 21st century.10/05/15
Donkey Kong Country Returns The 2D platformer genre returns.11/24/10
Donkey Kong: Barrel BlastSomething is amiss in DK Jungle.02/20/14
Dood's Big AdventureDrawn to Life, but not "board" to death.02/23/11
Dr. Mario Online RXFeeling under the weather? Let the blue, red and yellow pills cure what ails ya.01/07/14
Drawn to Life: The Next ChapterA paint program first, a platformer second.04/15/14
ElebitsExactly what the Wii is all about.06/17/15
Emergency MayhemIt's an interesting mesh of ideas, but the whole isn't better than the sum of its parts.06/16/14
escapeVektor: Chapter 1Get your Qix.09/13/12
FlingSmashThis brief fling is not a smash.03/24/14
Flip's Twisted WorldDon't Flip Out - Another Interesting Platformer has Landed on the Wii, an Amibitious Start from a Fledgling Developer11/01/10
FluidityThis one makes a huge splash in the Wii's downloadable games catalogue.03/23/15
Gem SmashersAlmost a hidden gem.12/19/13
Geometry Wars: GalaxiesRetro Evolved, Evolved.01/30/15
Groovin' BlocksWii owners, this is our Lumines. Not as stylish, but it works as a good substitute.11/30/10
Guinness World Records: The VideogameRecord for the most pleasant surprise in gaming in the past month or so.04/11/14
Haunted HouseLuigi's condo04/07/14
Heathcliff: The Fast and the FurriestThe cat's out of the bag: this game is horrendous.12/19/13
Help Wanted: 50 Wacky JobsAfter playing this, your resume would make even Homer Simpson jealous.12/06/10
Hysteria Hospital: Emergency WardThe only hysterical thing I can think of is that this made it to the Wii.06/06/14
Impossible MissionNever has a game title been more fitting. This whole experience is impossible.07/24/15
Jett RocketMaybe you should play around in Jett's galaxy too.09/04/12
Jimmie Johnson's Anything With an EngineNot quite up to snuff.03/04/14
Jumper: Griffin's StoryIt made a jump from my console to the garbage bin pretty quickly.03/04/14
Kawasaki SnowmobilesHow or why was Kawasaki involved with this?11/20/15
Kidz Sports Ice HockeyLike a shot to the teeth from a wayward puck.01/28/14
King of ClubsMini-golf has left the building.04/07/14
Kirby's Epic YarnTop-tier platforming for the Wii01/17/17
Kirby's Return to Dream LandKirby's return to form.09/05/13
KlonoaIt's a dream.11/17/10
Kororinpa: Marble ManiaRollin' rollin' rollin'...08/11/15
lilt linelilt line don't tilt fine.09/13/12
Line Rider 2: UnboundGet in line to get your money back.02/25/16
Looney Tunes: Acme ArsenalI can't make heads or tails of this thing.02/20/14
Luxor 3A fun and classic-style puzzler.01/28/14
M&M's Kart RacingWill leave a bad taste in your stomach.12/09/13
Major Minor's Majestic MarchAmerican Blandstand01/12/11
Marble Saga: KororinpaKeep that marble rollin'...09/16/15
Margot's Word BrainOne word: Trash.04/09/14
Mercury Meltdown RevolutionThis excellent puzzler will melt your heart.03/07/14
Mini Desktop RacingI see what they're trying to do here, but I can't get in on it.02/12/14
Mortimer Beckett and the Secrets of Spooky ManorSeek and you shall find... a mediocre Wii game.07/14/14
Mushroom Men: The Spore WarsI promise I won't spore you all the details.11/09/10
Namco Museum RemixBasking in its own glory - and its own obselecence.12/03/10
Nicktoons MLBDon't take me out to this ballgame.12/18/13
OctomaniaNearly a spiritual successor for Puyo Puyo.01/28/14
Offshore TycoonThis feels like a discarded Mario Party mini-game released on a disc.04/11/14
Penny Racers Party: Turbo Q SpeedwayGran Turismo sans machismo07/10/14
Phineas and Ferb: Quest for Cool StuffDo you know what we're gonna do today?12/30/14
Pirates PlundArrrIt's a cute beat-'em-up that can be entertaining for a short while.01/14/15
Pirates vs Ninjas DodgeballA nice, fun diversion.01/28/14
Pizza Delivery BoyMore fun than this concept should be. Really.12/03/13
Pop'n MusicYou mean I'm supposed to control the game like this?01/28/14
Prince of Persia: The Forgotten SandsLike sand in an hourglass, the game will pass along silently, indiscriminately, and finish up way too quickly.06/03/10
Puzzle Challenge: Crosswords and More!A boatload of content makes for a rewarding puzzle experience for true fans.01/14/14
Puzzler CollectionThe truly puzzling thing here is the game's presentation.01/14/14
Rabbids Go HomeThe Rabbids are back, and they're coming to take your stuff!12/15/10
Rampage: Total DestructionRarely is complete annihilation of entire societies so boring.02/12/14
RangoA fun and faithful companion to the movie, if not a bit wary in its pacing.05/29/15
Rhythm Heaven FeverIt falls out of sync.02/18/12
Rock 'N' Roll AdventuresLaughable, but not as heinous as everyone says.01/28/14
Roogoo: Twisted TowersPretty much the ideal puzzle game.05/11/15
Rooms: The Main BuildingSlidin' through the door, with your morals on your sleeve...12/22/10
Rubik's WorldDon't be a square - or a cube, in this case. This is an undiscovered gem on the Wii.12/06/13
Samba de AmigoShake along with Samba!01/03/11
Santa Claus is Comin' to Town!Don't pout, and don't cry. It's not that bad.01/02/14
Skate City HeroesIf you want to get children into skateboarding, why not have them play Tony Hawk? Or get them a skateboard?03/21/14
Solitaire & MahjongWell, it's functional.11/09/15
Sonic ColorsGood, but not quite great: Sonic Colors vs. the red-hot hype06/29/12
Super Mario GalaxyMario takes to the skies.02/29/16
Super Mario Galaxy 2Lightning strikes twice.04/08/16
Tak and the Guardians of GrossCan its interesting concept alone make it worth the purchase?02/12/14
Ten Pin Alley 2It won't bowl you over, but it's not a complete turkey.04/11/14
Tetris Party Deluxe... 'cause a Tetris party don't stop?04/20/15
The Kore GangWas once coming soon to an X-Box near you.01/03/12
The Monkey King: The Legend BeginsNot quite a mini-game, not quite a full-fledged title.05/22/15
The MunchablesKatamari Da-Munch-y03/16/15
Tornado OutbreakDon't be a windbag; let this game sweep you off your feet.06/11/10
uDraw StudioFor the little Picassos out there. Sort of.07/14/11
Ultimate Board Game CollectionIt's all right, but it's nothing stellar.05/11/15
UrbanixBecause Urban-Qix wasn't catchy.12/03/13
Wacky Races: Crash & DashAn interesting experiment, but little else.01/06/15
Wheel of Fortune"I'd like to buy.. a better game, Pat."06/01/12
Wicked Monster Blast!This cartoony shooting gallery gets the Point but replay value is nearly Blank.04/07/14
Wild West ShootoutThe worst gun in the west, pardner.05/26/15
Wing IslandFly on, little wing.05/28/14
WordJong PartyIf games like Scrabble are your thing, you'll likely have fun with WordJong Party.04/07/14
Wreck-It Ralph What a wreck.11/05/12
You Don't Know JackA perfectly fun trivia game for those who like a bit of irreverence in their entertainment05/28/14

Wii U

AbyssLunar Lander Remix05/21/14
ArmilloThis fun indie platformer will roll you over.11/15/16
Ascent of KingsA quest without the mess?03/16/16
Blok Drop UWait, was that it?03/07/14
Captain Toad: Treasure TrackerToads and tribulations01/04/16
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical FreezeNot quite as cold as ice, but it might leave some players a little chilly.03/04/14
Dr. LuigiMy insurance doesn't cover this, so I'm paying a lot out of pocket.01/05/15
Funky BarnI don't think I've been so bored and overwhelmed at the same time.02/12/14
Game & WarioIt's like Smooth Moves, but awful.04/08/16
Internal InvasionIs this virus-busting action game a fantastic voyage, or should it be purged from the system?03/03/15
Kung Fu RabbitIf the Wii U shop gets more titles like this one, it'll be all set.03/04/14
Life of PixelA fun, retro-inspired platformer08/03/16
Little InfernoWill this game heat players up, or is the flame doused too quickly?02/12/14
Mutant Mudds: Super ChallengeCrossing the line between challenging and frustrating one too many times.03/31/16
NES Remix PackClassic action in all eight glorious bits.01/05/15
New Super Luigi UNew Super Mario Bros. U for Super Players09/25/15
New Super Mario Bros. UA fine, fun and flighty 2D platformer.10/09/15
Pac-Man and the Ghostly Adventures 2They just don't make games like they used to. Or do they?10/28/14
Paper Monsters RecutNot a papercut above the rest11/30/16
Percy's PredicamentPercy's Predicament becomes the player's problem.02/12/14
Scram Kitty and His Buddy on RailsHands down, this is the best eShop title I've played yet.01/30/15
Shadow PuppeteerJust me and my shadow...11/30/16
Sonic: Lost WorldThe world's favorite blue hedgehog's still got it... most of the time.08/03/16
Super DestronautA[nother] Space Shooter for 2 Bucks!11/11/16
Tank! Tank! Tank!Tanks, but no tanks.02/26/14
Yoshi's Woolly WorldStringing the series along11/20/15