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    Grand Theft Auto Advance Game Script
    For Game Boy Advance
    Written by Fasta Killa
    Version 1.0 - April 1, 2005
    1.0 - Table of Contents
        1.1 Version History
        1.2 Characters
    2.0 - Game Script
        2.1 - Mission 1: Jump Start
        2.2 - Mission 2: Dirty Laundry
        2.3 - Mission 3: Hot Wheels
        2.4 - Mission 4: Ill-Gotten
        2.5 - Mission 5: Payback
        2.6 - Mission 6: Fake IDs
        2.7 - Mission 7: Getaway
        2.8 - Mission 8: Twisted Metal
        2.9 - Mission 9: Ill Repute
        2.10 - Mission 10: Droppin' Bombs
        2.11 - Mission 11: Scorelli
        2.12 - Mission 12: Love Boat
        2.13 - Mission 13: Time's Up
        2.14 - Mission 14: Sober Driver
        2.15 - Mission 15: Happy Hour
        2.16 - Mission 16: Grand Opening
        2.17 - Mission 17: Pocket Rocket
        2.18 - Mission 18: Political Will
        2.19 - Mission 19: Show The Money
        2.20 - Mission 20: Race To Run
        2.21 - Mission 21: Latin Coffee
        2.22 - Mission 22: The Big Score
        2.23 - Mission 23: Fine Dining
        2.24 - Mission 24: Flying High
        2.25 - Mission 25: Factory Wages
        2.26 - Mission 26: School's Out
        2.27 - Mission 27: Kid's A Hero
        2.28 - Mission 28: Ante Up
        2.29 - Mission 29: Two-Hand Toss
        2.30 - Mission 30: Scorned Lover
        2.31 - Mission 31: Sue Me Sushi
        2.32 - Mission 32: Down The River
        2.33 - Mission 33: Bad Pimpin'
        2.34 - Mission 34: Mystery Killer
        2.35 - Mission 35: Decoy Disaster
        2.36 - Mission 36: Truth Revealed
        2.37 - Mission 37: Love of Money
        2.38 - Mission 38: Taking Revenge
        2.39 - Mission 39: Smackdown
        2.40 - Mission 40: Assault Joint
        2.41 - Mission 41: Freedom Flies
        2.42 - Misc
    3.0 - Credits
    4.0 - Questions
    5.0 - Legal Info
    1.0 - First Version (probably final)
          This contains many spoilers of course.
    1.2 - CHARACTERS
    These characters speak text
    VINNIE - Your first boss
    MIKE - The main character
    PAGER - Different people talk to you on the pager
    EYE - White guy with black eye
    HAT - Black guy with hat
    RAG - Angry black guy with orange rag on head
    8-BALL - Bomb specialist, your second boss
    HO - White ho with black hair, blue makeup on her eyes and red lipstick
    HOOKER - Old hooker with grey hair
    WHORE - Whore with brown hair
    BALDIE - Bald black guy
    ELVIS - Guy that looks like Elvis
    JONNIE - Fat white guy, your third boss
    MOHAWK - White guy with mohawk and black eye
    THUG - He has shaved sideburns
    PUNK - Black guy with purple hat
    JGF - Jonnie's girlfriend, she has brown hair
    DUDE - He has a hat, mustache, and beard
    GOATEE - He has a yellow goatee and a red hat
    SLICK - White guy with short brown hair
    SENATOR - Guy with fancy hair and blue suit
    GANGSTER - Guy with black hair and green shirt
    KING - Black guy with dreadlocks, your fourth boss
    CISCO - White guy with black hair, mustache and goatee, your fifth boss
    MAN - Angry white guy with black hair and orange shirt
    BRO - Angry white guy with blond hair and black shirt
    PAT - White lady that looks like a guy with black pony tail and blue shirt
    BUTCH - Butcher, has black hair and sunglasses
    TECH - Old white technician guy with grey hair and glasses
    YUKA - Young girl with black hair and a white suit
    ASUKA - Asian lady with black hair, your sixth boss
    OWNER - White guy with black hair, sunglasses, and a blue shirt
    PIG - Fat white policeman in a blue uniform
    FBALL - Black guy that plays football, bald with a green shirt
    BIFF - Biff Rock, a white movie star with black hair and blue shirt
    OLD - Old white guy with teal hat, red shirt, and a black eye
    MAFIA - White guy with black hair and grey and yellow shirts
    MALE - Asian guy with black hair
    ITALIAN - Guy with shaved beard, slicked black hair, and white shirt
    MOBSTER - Guy with slick black hair, sunglasses, and black shirt
    PAUL - Guy that looks like Paul Bearer from the WWF, with black mustache
    These characters speak audio
    AFRICAN - Driving guy
    JAMAICAN - Another driving guy
    AFRO - Yet another driving guy
    WHITEY - Driver dude
    MEXICAN - Another driver
    WHITE - Yet another driver
    POPO - Policeman/woman on radio
    SINGER - Singer guy
    RAPPER - Rapper guy
    2.0 - GAME SCRIPT
    2.1 - Mission 1: Jump Start
    Somewhere in Liberty City
    VINNIE: This is our big chance, Mike.  We've almost got enough money to leave
    VINNIE: Liberty City for good.  I'm tired of playing errand boy.
    VINNIE: We need to strike off on our own and lead the good life.
    MIKE: I've got your back, Vinnie.
    MIKE: You got me off the streets and back on my feet.
    VINNIE: I knew I could count on you.
    VINNIE: We don't owe nobody nothing and the police aren't on to us.
    VINNIE: It's time to make a new start.
    VINNIE: Hey Mike, you drive.
    VINNIE: I gotta get my head together for this meeting with the Mafia.
    MIKE: Vinnie, I thought you said we were done with these crooks.
    MIKE: Let's just take our chances with the money we've got and make our break.
    VINNIE: Hey, you trust me right?  I've got information they need.
    VINNIE: Support me on this, and we'll be a whole lot richer and off this
    VINNIE: stinkin' island in no time.
    VINNIE: The restaurant is on Portland Beach.  Should be real easy to spot, too.
    Italian Restaurant
    VINNIE: Check our hideout to make sure it's not being watched.
    VINNIE: Nothing's wrong but you can never be too sure with these guys.
    VINNIE: Come back to the restaurant and pick me up when you know it's clear.
    At the hideout
    MIKE: Things look good out front, I'd better check inside.
    PAGER: Come back to the restaurant.  I need you to track someone down. -Vinnie
    2.2 - Mission 2: Dirty Laundry
    Italian Restaurant
    VINNIE: The guys upstairs say they could use a hand with a small-time pusher
    VINNIE: named Frederico.
    VINNIE: He's been using more of their product than selling it which is bad for
    VINNIE: business.
    VINNIE: Take him out and the Mafia will help us.
    MIKE: Okay, Vinnie.  You're the boss.  I probably ought to carry some heat.
    VINNIE: Yeah, you're right.  Here's some dough to purchase a pistol.
    VINNIE: Head over to Ammu-Nation and tell 'em I sent you - No way you'd pass
    VINNIE: the background check with your record...
    MIKE: Here I come Federa...Fido... Ahh... Freddy to take you down.
    Street Corner
    MIKE: Mind if I work this street corner for a while?
    FRED: Man, this is my turf, I'm taking you down!
    After killing Fred
    VINNIE: Great job, Mike.  This is just the bargaining chip we need!
    PAGER: Come back to the restaurant, Mike.
    PAGER: We need to secure transportation. -Vinnie
    2.3 - Mission 3: Hot Wheels
    Italian Restaurant
    VINNIE: Okay Mike.  The Mafia is ready to help us out of the city, but we're
    VINNIE: going to need a car - a fast one.
    VINNIE: Head over to Atlantic Quays - There's a Banshee sitting in the lot just
    VINNIE: waiting to be taken.
    VINNIE: Grab it, get it spray painted, then drop it off at the hideout.
    VINNIE: Once you've done this, come back and we'll work on getting the money
    VINNIE: ready for transport.
    Atlantic Quays
    EYE: Do you have a parking stub for your car, Mister?
    MIKE: What's it to you?
    PAGER: Don't leave any witnesses alive, Mike. -Vinnie
    After killing "Eye"
    MIKE: High price to pay for parking around here...
    After getting in Banshee
    MIKE: Better go get this bucket a new paint job at the Pay 'N' Spray.
    Pay 'N' Spray
    PAGER: Usually it's $1000, but this time it's a freebie.
    PAGER: Bring the getaway car to the hideout. -Vinnie
    VINNIE: That's exactly what we needed.  We're leaving in style, Mike!
    VINNIE: Leave it there and come back.
    PAGER: Hey, Mike.  I got an opportunity for us.
    PAGER: Get on back to the restaurant. -Vinnie
    2.4 - Mission 4: Ill-Gotten
    Italian Restaurant
    VINNIE: Listen up.
    VINNIE: The Mafia needs us to collect some protection money for them.
    VINNIE: You need to go to Trenton where they don't take kindly to strangers.
    VINNIE: They will be expecting Frederico, so watch yourself.
    MIKE: What's this got to do with us getting out of the city?
    VINNIE: You ask too many questions, you know?
    VINNIE: Just don't mess up like Frederico did and the Mafia will help us out.
    After picking up briefcase
    MIKE: No trouble here.  This is going to be a piece of cake.
    After arriving at new destination
    MIKE: Looks like trouble.
    After picking up briefcase
    MIKE: What's Vinnie got me collecting blood money for?
    After arriving at new destination
    HAT: Yo!  You're not the normal guy - Where's Freddy?
    MIKE: He's been 'retired' from his collecting duties.
    MIKE: The Mafia's put me in charge of this route.  Hand over the briefcase.
    HAT: That won't be happening.
    HAT: The Mafia doesn't run this neighborhood any more.  We do.
    HAT: This is our money!
    After killing hat and getting the briefcase
    MIKE: Damn, the Mafia doesn't seem to get much respect around here.
    Italian Restaurant
    VINNIE: Nice job, Mike!  I'll take those briefcases.
    VINNIE: The Mafia's going to be real happy about this.
    MIKE: Vinnie, I got jumped and almost ended up in the gutter.
    MIKE: Those Trenton hoods aren't worried about crossing the Mafia.
    VINNIE: No kiddin'? I'll make sure I bring this to their attention.
    PAGER: Mike, it's payback time.  Get on back here. -Vinnie
    2.5 - Mission 5: Payback
    VINNIE: Okay, Mike. The Mafia doesn't like to be disrespected.
    VINNIE: They want you to make an example of some hoods in Trenton.
    MIKE: How about some backup on this one, Vinnie?
    VINNIE: You losing your guts on me?
    VINNIE: Don't make me regret helping you out when you had nothing.
    VINNIE: Get out there.
    After killing a guy and finding another guy
    RAG: Play it smart, old man, and give me all your money.
    RAG: Come back here, old timer!
    After killing another guy
    VINNIE: Nice work, Mike.  That tought some needed respect.
    VINNIE: If I were you, I'd stay out of Trenton for a while.
    PAGER: Come to the restaurant, Mike.  I need you to pick up a package.
    2.6 - Mission 6: Fake IDs
    Italian Restaurant
    VINNIE: We're real close here, Mike, but before we can leave, we will need
    VINNIE: some fake IDs.
    VINNIE: The guy that runs the bomb shop, 8-Ball, is an old friend of mine.
    VINNIE: He'll be able to hook you up.
    VINNIE: He's probably hanging out at his pad right now.
    At 8-Ball's place
    8-BALL: So, you're a friend of Vinnie's, huh?
    8-BALL: Here, take these and if you get caught, you didn't get them from
    8-BALL: me, right?  And tell Vinnie we're even.
    MIKE: Thanks, 8-Ball.  I'll be seeing you around.
    PAGER: Damn, Mike, someone's ratted you out.  Watch out for the police!
    PAGER: Make sure you lose them and meet me back at the restaurant. -Vinnie
    Italian Restaurant after losing the cops
    VINNIE: Alright, we're almost ready to get the hell out of this dump.
    VINNIE: Let me finish up with these guys and we'll be ready to go.
    VINNIE: I'll meet you over in Chinatown.
    PAGER: Come to Chinatown, Mike.  It's time to leave this hellhole. -Vinnie
    2.7 - Mission 7: Getaway
    MIKE: I'm here on time.  Where the hell is Vinnie?
    PAGER: Change of plans, Mike.
    PAGER: Grab the getaway car from the hideout and meet me over in Callahan
    PAGER: Point.  -Vinnie
    After car blows up
    MIKE: Oh my God! Vinnie!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
    MIKE: Damn! Someone called the cops!  I gotta lay low for a while.
    MIKE: Better head back to the hideout.
    PAGER: Mike, stay away from your hideout, the cops are looking for you.
    PAGER: Come to my pad in Portland Beach but lose the cops first! -8-Ball
    8-Ball's place
    8-BALL: Sorry to hear about Vinnie, man.  No one should go out like that.
    8-BALL: I have some ideas who might be behind it but it will take some time.
    MIKE: I still can't believe what just happened.
    MIKE: What the hell am I going to do now?  Vinnie had all our money.
    8-BALL: You can do a few tasks for me until you straighten things out.
    8-BALL: Right now though, I need to bring what's left of that car back to my
    8-BALL: pad.  I want to know who's making bombs on my turf.
    8-BALL: I'll page you when I come up with something.
    PAGER: I figured out what to do with Vinnie, Mike.  Come on back. -8-Ball
    2.8 - Mission 8: Twisted Metal
    8-Ball's place
    8-BALL: We need to get rid of the body fast.
    8-BALL: I know the fellows at the junkyard and they won't ask any questions.
    8-BALL: I've got a junker outside that you can use.
    8-BALL: It'd be fitting if you buried him in it.
    8-BALL: I've put the body in the trunk so you take care of the rest.
    MIKE: Doesn't seem right, getting rid of him like this.
    8-BALL: Vinnie should count himself lucky.
    8-BALL: You're the first person I met who gave a damn about him.
    8-BALL: Now get moving.  He's starting to stink.
    After crushing car
    MIKE: Sorry Vinnie.  I'll get the bastards that did you in.
    8-BALL: Good.  I know it's a tough business but that's how this game is played.
    8-BALL: I'll let you know if I hear more about Vinnie's killer.
    PAGER: Drive over to my pad, Mike.  Some lovely ladies need transport. -8-Ball
    2.9 - Mission 9: Ill Repute
    8-Ball's place
    8-BALL: Hey Mike, I have a plan.  
    8-BALL: I got some girls that we can put to work with some high-rolling
    8-BALL: clients.
    8-BALL: Pick them up separately before dropping them off to their johns.
    8-BALL: If this doesn't give us a lead, nothing will.
    MIKE: How will I recognize them?
    8-BALL: It's pretty hard to miss these ladies, trust me.
    Top left one
    HO: Oh, so you're the new kid I've heard so much about!
    HO: It's so sad what happened to Vinnie, he was a good tipper.
    Bottom right one
    HOOKER: I'm not used to guys as young as you, sweety.
    HOOKER: Us women only get better with age.
    Middle one
    WHORE: I could use some time off of my feet.  You want a quickie, honey?
    After dropping off last one
    8-BALL: Good job.  Let's see what comes back.
    PAGER: Come to my pad, Mike.  I need you to drop off a package. -8-Ball
    2.10 - Mission 10: Droppin' Bombs
    8-Ball's place
    8-BALL: I got another job for you.
    8-BALL: I am late with a shipment of supplies and there's a very unhappy
    8-BALL: customer out there.
    8-BALL: Do me a favor and deliver these goods to him.
    8-BALL: Just be careful - This stuff is pretty volatile.
    8-BALL: The car out back is all packed and ready to go.
    MIKE: Err, what exactly do you mean by 'volatile'?
    8-BALL: Put it this way - I wouldn't want to be on the same block as you if
    8-BALL: you had an accident.  An early Fourth of July, Mike.
    After dropping off car
    BALDIE: Damn shipment's late!
    BALDIE: Tell 8-Ball he slips up like this again and we'll slit his throat!
    8-BALL: You saved my neck on this one, Mike.  Literally...
    PAGER: Come to my pad, Mike.  I need you for a muscle job. -8-Ball
    2.11 - Mission 11: Scorelli
    8-BALL: A good friend of mine was put in the hospital by the thugs of a
    8-BALL: two-timer named Scorelli.  Now it's payback time.
    8-BALL: Take out some of his goons and steal Scorelli's car over in Harwood.
    8-BALL: It's dangerous, but I know you can handle it.
    MIKE: This wouldn't be one of the Mafia types that was meeting with my
    MIKE: partner, Vinnie, would it?
    8-BALL: Who knows?
    8-BALL: Look - I know you're thirsting for blood, but don't think everybody
    8-BALL: you see out on the street is the killer.
    8-BALL: The girls will be back soon.  Let's see what they have to say first.
    MIKE: It's hard to stay cool when I've got a score to settle, 8-Ball.
    MIKE: Whoever is behind Vinnie's death made a fatal mistake by not taking me
    MIKE: out with him.
    After arriving
    ELVIS: You'll never get out of here alive!
    After killing Elvis and his goons
    MIKE: That's what I thought.
    PAGER: Great job, Mike but you're not done yet.
    PAGER: Pick up Scorelli's car, spray paint it, and bring it back here. -8-Ball
    At car
    MIKE: Nothing to it.  Time to get it sprayed.  Damn, ambush!
    After getting car sprayed
    8-BALL: Nice work, Mike.  Bring her on back. -8-Ball
    At 8-Ball's place
    8-BALL: Damn straight, Mike.  That was one tough job.
    8-BALL: Scorelli is pissed and I'm laughing my ass off.  Here's what I owe you.
    PAGER: Come to my pad, Mike.  I've got a lead. -8-Ball
    2.12 - Mission 12: Love Boat
    8-Ball's place
    8-BALL: One of the girls came back with a name.
    8-BALL: Apparently, Vinnie was involved with a sleazy barman named Jonnie.
    8-BALL: He runs a bar in the Red Light District and he's expecting Vinnie to
    8-BALL: meet him at the docks today.
    8-BALL: Watch out for him though, he's involved in all kinds of dodgy business.
    MIKE: Thanks for your help, 8-Ball.
    MIKE: You helped me out of a tight spot, let me know if I can return the favor.
    8-BALL: Man, you don't owe me a thing.
    8-BALL: Just keep your head in check and don't go vigilante on the world.
    Portland Harbor
    JONNIE: Who are you and where's Vinnie?
    MIKE: Vinnie's dead.
    MIKE: I'm his partner and I want to know what you know about his death.
    JONNIE: Vinnie's dead?  I don't believe it.  That lousy lowlife owed me money.
    JONNIE: His partner, eh?
    JONNIE: Good, you can make up for his dept while I find out who did it.
    JONNIE: Take me to my bar.
    People show up
    JONNIE: Shit, not the homecoming party I wanted.
    JONNIE: Let's get the hell out of here.
    After escaping
    JONNIE: Nice job.  You lost them.  Take me back to the bar.
    At bar
    JONNIE: Somebody's got it in for me.  Take them out, Mike.  I'll wait here.
    After killing guys
    JONNIE: Thanks.  Come back later once I've got a handle on things.
    PAGER: Come to the bar, Mike. -Jonnie
    2.13 - Mission 13: Time's Up
    JONNIE: I've got some annoyances that need taking care of.
    JONNIE: Some lowlifes owe me money and their time is up.
    JONNIE: Pay 'em a visit and make sure it's permanent.
    MIKE: I'll take care of it.  Consider them buried.
    Outside bar
    MOHAWK: Jonnie sent you, huh?  I spit on that fat slob!
    After killing mohawk
    MIKE: Not so tough now, are you?
    Bottom guy
    THUG: Take my money, just leave me alone!
    After killing thug
    MIKE: Sorry, man.  I'll do whatever it takes to find Vinnie's killer.
    Top right guy
    PUNK: Think you can take me punk?!  How 'bout with some of my friends?
    After killing punk and friends
    MIKE: Score one more for the good guy... That's me.
    Top left guy
    BALDIE: Ahh, damn!  You can't just step to me on my basketball court!
    After killing baldo
    JONNIE: Not bad.  Those suckers never had a chance.
    JONNIE: That'll send the message that nobody should mess with me.
    PAGER: Bring wheels to the bar.  I got a mission for you. -Jonnie
    2.14 - Mission 14: Sober Driver
    JONNIE: I've got myself some hot action, but I can't be seen with her or her
    JONNIE: dad will kill me.  Now she's drunk and needs to get home.
    JONNIE: Make sure she gets back safe.
    MIKE: I got it.  But tell me, how does this help my situation?
    JONNIE: Her father is a bent polititian with good connections, so she's a good
    JONNIE: start.  Besides, she can't get enough of me.
    After she gets in the car
    JGF: Baby, that's a slick ride!  I drive stick, you know.
    MIKE: Not in your condition, you don't.
    JGF: Take me to another club in Harwood.  I need another drink.
    MIKE: I've got a bad feeling about this.
    At Harwood bar
    RAG: Hey honey!  Give me your money!
    JGF: Help me!
    After killing 2 guys
    JGF: You saved me!  You know, my daddy could get you a cushy job in politics.
    MIKE: I'm not cut out for politics.
    MIKE: I don't backstab enemies, I get in their face.
    JGF: You're just a thug, aren't you?  Take me home before I get angry.
    JGF: Oh no!  My boyfriend Billy just spotted us and he's the jealous type.
    JGF: Do me a favor and lose him.
    After losing Billy
    JGF: This car chase has made me sick.  Take me home before I puke.
    After dropping her off
    JGF: I don't take rejection well, but I suppose I should thank you for the
    JGF: ride.
    MIKE: Maybe next time when you're sober.
    JONNIE: Way to go, Mike!
    JONNIE: Stick with me and one day you can have a lady as hot as she is.
    PAGER: Can you handle the hard stuff?  Come back to the bar. -Jonnie
    2.15 - Mission 15: Happy Hour
    JONNIE: Mike, I've got some stuff that needs collecting.
    JONNIE: It's what I call my 'special' brew.
    JONNIE: Take the monster truck out front and bring it all back.
    JONNIE: I need it fast, so hurry.
    MIKE: I'm surprised no one's gone blind on the crap you serve.
    JONNIE: It's not my problem unless I get caught.  Now get going.
    First spot
    DUDE: This is volatile stuff.  I wouldn't be smokin' near it if I was you.
    Second spot
    BALDIE: I ran out of drain so I used some drainer fluid.  Just a bit, mind you.
    BALDIE: Too much and it will send the customers to the bathrooms - permanently.
    Third spot
    GOATEE: This stuff is more powerful than what my grandfather used to make in
    GOATEE: Russia.  He died young, you know.
    MIKE: One more reason to quit.  I don't want to end up like these bums.
    Fourth spot
    MOHAWK: This stuff's the bomb!
    MOHAWK: I forgot my wife's name after a few sips and found a girlfriend after
    MOHAWK: a couple more!
    Fifth spot
    PUNK: This stuff will keep you warm enough to go outside naked, reminds me of
    PUNK: my fraternity days.
    PAGER: It's almost happy hour, Mike.  Hurry on back. -Jonnie
    JONNIE: Nice job, Mike.
    JONNIE: Now comes the tough job of pouring this brew into the fine label stuff.
    JONNIE: Here's your payment.
    MIKE: Looks like I got back just in time.
    MIKE: There's some fidgeting lowlifes in here who've got the shakes.
    JONNIE: Hey, be respectful, Mike.  These are my patrons.  Now scram, I'm busy.
    PAGER: I've got a mission for you.  Head to the bar. -Jonnie
    2.16 - Mission 16: Grand Opening
    JONNIE: Hey, Mike.  Thanks for comin'.  
    JONNIE: I got a real problem that's happening right across the street.
    JONNIE: They're puttin' up a three-level disco called Diamond Sky and the grand
    JONNIE: opening is tomorrow night.
    JONNIE: It's going to attract the wrong type of clientele to the area, which
    JONNIE: is bad for my business.
    MIKE: Let me guess, you want me to torch the place.
    JONNIE: Well if a certain car were to be placed at a certain spot and had a
    JONNIE: major malfunction - I wouldn't be displeased.
    JONNIE: Take the Idaho out front - it's a damn eyesore.
    JONNIE: The windows were shattered by the bass vibrations coming out of that
    JONNIE: place.
    JONNIE: Drive the car over to 8-Ball's shop and keep it in reasonable
    JONNIE: shape - he'll set you up.
    In car
    MIKE: This car's an embarassment.  It deserves a fiery death.
    SLICK: Hey, Mike.  People 'round here call me Slick... probably 'cause I'm
    SLICK: covered in grease most times.
    SLICK: 8-Ball told me he's in a bit of a jam and is keeping a low profile.
    SLICK: Don't ask me about the details because I don't know but he said he'd
    SLICK: contact you.
    MIKE: That's not like 8-Ball to be on the run.
    MIKE: Something or someone must have him real spooked.
    SLICK: He took off real quick... on to those car bombs, they're unstable.
    SLICK: Try not to accidentally set the car on fire.
    At Disco
    PAGER: That's the place.  No second thoughts now, Mike.
    PAGER: I'm paying you good money. -Jonnie
    After blowing up Disco
    PAGER: Shit, Mike.  That woke the neighbors.  The police are on to you. -Jonnie
    After getting car sprayed
    PAGER: Come back to the bar. -Jonnie
    JONNIE: Nice job, Mike.  That was expertly handled.
    JONNIE: I'll have something more for you soon.
    PAGER: Mike, I'm in need of some serious firepower.
    PAGER: Come back to the bar. -Jonnie
    2.17 - Mission 17: Pocket Rocket
    JONNIE: Mike, call me paranoid but I've been seeing some suspicious characters
    JONNIE: driving by here and I don't like the looks of 'em.
    JONNIE: Luckily, I have a solution.
    JONNIE: There's some illegal cargo at the docks guarded by some weapon
    JONNIE: smugglers.
    JONNIE: If my informants are right, the cargo contains a rocket launcher.
    JONNIE: Now, here's where you come in.
    JONNIE: Take out the smugglers at the docks, secure the rocket launcher, and
    JONNIE: bring it back to me.
    JONNIE: Don't use it either - I need all the ammo.
    MIKE: Sounds like a death wish but I'll do it.
    MIKE: Hear anything more about Vinnie?
    JONNIE: Yeah, I did hear something.
    JONNIE: Doesn't seem that the Mafia had anything to do with Vinnie's death.
    JONNIE: They got guys out looking for who killed him and something about money
    JONNIE: owed to them.
    MIKE: Ya gotta wonder about docks owned by foreigners.
    MIKE: It makes the illegal arms trade easy... Damn!
    After killing a few guys
    MIKE: That wasn't so bad, back to the bartender... Hmm, wait.
    MIKE: Looks like it's playtime again.
    After killing the rest
    PAGER: Bring that heavy heat back to the bar. -Jonnie
    JONNIE: Sweet, Mike!
    JONNIE: If I get any drive-bys, they'll be in for a nasty surprise.
    PAGER: Come to the bar.  Let's talk politics. -Jonnie
    2.18 - Mission 18: Political Will
    JONNIE: You know anything about politics, Mike?
    JONNIE: I hope you're still undeclared because I've got a situation.
    JONNIE: This senator wants to ban smoking in restaurants and bars and he just
    JONNIE: about has the votes to do it.
    JONNIE: I don't have to tell you it'd be bad for business, do I?
    JONNIE: Why don't you see if you can persuade the senator to change his mind.
    MIKE: Why don't you start a petition to remove him instead?
    JONNIE: I don't have the time or the patience.
    JONNIE: Get moving before he makes it home.
    After finding senator
    SENATOR: Damn it, sergeant!  I'm not in bed with the special interest groups!
    SENATOR: Hmm... is someone tailing us?
    After damaging senator's limo
    SENATOR: What is the meaning of this?  Who are you?
    MIKE: Let's just say I'm a concerned citizen who wants to protect his right to
    MIKE: smoke.
    SENATOR: I'll not be intimidated!  Sergeant, arrest this man!
    PAGER: Intimidate the senator.  Don't kill him. -Jonnie
    After beating senator a little
    SENATOR: Enough!  what do you want?
    MIKE: It's simple really.
    MIKE: Just make sure your anti-smoking bill isn't put to a vote... ever.
    SENATOR: Done.  Now get the hell out of here.
    PAGER: Lose the police before coming back. -Jonnie
    Bar after losing the cops
    JONNIE: Excellent work, Mike.
    JONNIE: I'll still have to keep my eyes on the senator;  He showed he's got
    JONNIE: some spirit.
    JONNIE: You've got to respect a polititian who can keep his pants on.
    PAGER: Come on back to the bar.  I need you to track someone down. -Jonnie
    2.19 - Mission 19: Show The Money
    JONNIE: This is it, Mike.
    JONNIE: I got a lot of heat on me from people I'm in dept to.
    JONNIE: I need to drum up some money fast.
    JONNIE: This guy Freddy has been playing me for a fool with marked cards.
    JONNIE: Make an example of him and bring back his loot.
    MIKE: Tell me more about who's on to you and what this is about.
    JONNIE: Let's just say I owe King Courtney over on Staunton several grand for
    JONNIE: party favors.  His Yardies have been hounding me recently.
    At destination
    MIKE: I heard you made a lot of dough with marked cards.
    MIKE: I'll take it easy on you if you give me ten thousand.
    GANGSTER: So that sweaty mess of a bartender sent you, huh?
    GANGSTER: Figure I owe him some back from the winnings I've taken.
    GANGSTER: I can give you a thousand now or ten thousand if you give me a
    GANGSTER: minute.
    GANGSTER: If you take that pile of loot, I'll figure you're satisfied and
    GANGSTER: won't come back.
    MIKE: Hmm, should I play it safe or wait this out?
    If you play it safe
    MIKE: I'd better take the money and head back to the bar.  I smell an ambush.
    If you wait
    GANGSTER: Well, I decided I want to keep the cash after all.  Get him guys!
    MIKE: That's the last mistake you'll make.  Hmm... I'm in trouble.
    After killing guys (if you wait)
    MIKE: The bastard only brought five thousand with him.
    MIKE: Better head back to the bartender with the loot.
    Bar (both)
    MIKE: What the hell?
    MIKE: It looks like a massacre, the bartender is lying in a pool of blood.
    MIKE: I thought he was being paranoid about the danger he was in.
    MIKE: Damn!  That's the sound of a car peeling out in a hurry.
    MIKE: The bastards are trying to get away.
    2.20 - Mission 20: Race To Run
    Docks in Staunton
    MIKE: Tell me why I don't just shoot you now?
    MIKE: You're the goon that took out a friend of mine - the bartender.
    MIKE: I tracked you here all the way from Portland.
    KING: Easy, mon.
    KING: Don't go spreading accusations about King Courtney when you don't know
    KING: the deal.
    KING: Yes, it was my men who went to the bartender's pad to collect some money
    KING: owed to me but they're no murderers.
    KING: When they got there, they found the man dead and came back here.
    KING: Easy, mon, and tell me who you are.
    MIKE: The name's Mike.  Now tell me more so I can believe you.
    KING: I want to find the bastards as much as you do.
    KING: Whatever money the bartender had was stolen.
    KING: That's my money and I want it back.
    KING: Do some favors for me and I'll help you track down the murderer.
    KING: I have a prime opportunity for you.
    KING: My normal driver has a bullet hole in his head - just before the most
    KING: important race of the season, mon!
    KING: It's against the Yakuza - the driver's a bit crazy and may try to ram
    KING: you.
    KING: The race happens on the walk-to-work day so there won't be much traffic
    KING: around.
    KING: If you do well, we'll shut the city down and let you drive a real
    KING: formula one racing car!
    MIKE: Hmm, formula one race, not what I expected but hey, maybe I'll get one
    MIKE: of the babes to sit on my hood afterwards.
    After race
    KING: You're a qualifier, mon!
    KING: You're ready for stepping it up and being a real race driver.
    KING: Come back to my headquarters and I'll put the word to you.
    PAGER: Mike, we're running out of time, get on back here! -King
    KING: Mon... the pressure is high, higher than what I'm used to!
    KING: We've got a formula one Jamaican driver coming in tomorrow for the
    KING: Staunton Grand Prix.
    KING: I need you to test drive his car for him.  The faster, the better!
    MIKE: Sure thing, King.  It's a once in a lifetime opportunity and I'd be crazy
    MIKE: to turn it down.  It's automatic, right?
    KING: There are buttons on the wheel just like a computer game.
    KING: Get on with your bad self!
    After race
    KING: You're blazing fast, mon.  Smoking red!
    KING: The ladies are shouting your name, Mike!  Mike!
    PAGER: Come to my pad, mon.  I need the Columbian coffee. -King
    2.21 - Mission 21: Latin Coffee
    KING: Mike, I have myself a problem that needs looking into.
    KING: Those Cartel bastards are trying to take over my delivery routes.
    KING: They want to run my livelihood!
    MIKE: I can take care of this problem for you.  Any word on the killer?
    MIKE: He took my partner Vinnie out too.
    KING: Yes, mon.  No problem.  I'm looking in on the matter for you.
    KING: That Vinnie was a nasty man, no doubt, he had it coming.
    KING: I mean... I'll have something coming for you soon.
    KING: Watch out for the Cartel - they are a nasty bunch!
    MIKE: Whatever, Vinnie brought me out of the dumps and tought me how to take
    MIKE: care of myself.  Keep looking into it.
    After getting some coffee cans
    PAGER: Irie, mon.  Keep moving on. -King
    After getting some more
    MIKE: Damn, one of those thugs is trying to slip away.
    After killing thug
    MIKE: There now, with this with this thug's death it'll keep the word from
    MIKE: getting out to the whole city that I'm taking on the Cartel gang.
    After picking up more coffee
    MIKE: Caffeine sure makes my trigger finger itchy.
    MIKE: Time to finish the rest of this bunch off.
    After getting the rest
    PAGER: Yes, mon.  Come back. -King
    KING: Irie, mon.  You struck a serious blow to those Cartel bastards.
    KING: You've got a future with me.
    PAGER: Come to my headquarters, mon.
    PAGER: Those Columbians are in for a rude surprise. -King
    2.22 - Mission 22: The Big Score
    KING: Okay, Mike.  I have what you're looking for.
    KING: It's Cisco, the head of the Cartel - a bad character.
    KING: He set your partner Vinnie up and took the bartender down.
    KING: He's got a big meeting going on and you can make a major blow to his
    KING: operations.  I'll send you a few men to back you up.
    KING: All my troubles - and yours too, mon - will be taken care of.
    MIKE: You only care about your own problems, King.
    MIKE: This sounds like you're setting this guy up to take care of a turf war
    MIKE: you got going on.
    KING: Mon, this is business, plain and simple.
    KING: I help you, you help me, we help each other - everybody's happy.
    MIKE: I've got no one else to turn to but I warn you, don't double-cross me.
    MIKE: You don't want me coming after you.
    At car
    MIKE: Well, well.
    MIKE: I suppose I could wait and take them on the way back from the meeting.
    MIKE: Where are those damn Yardies?
    After killing guys
    KING: Mon, you did good!  Real good!
    KING: Those were Cisco's liutenants though, not the head man himself.
    KING: Cisco's a sneaky devil, there's no denying it.
    KING: Don't worry - We'll catch him real soon.
    PAGER: Come to my headquarters, mon.  Cisco makes me so angry! -King
    2.23 - Mission 23: Fine Dining
    MIKE: So King, what happened to the backup you promised?
    KING: I won't lie to you, Mike.  My men got caught in traffic is all.
    KING: Urban sprawl, mon, and you pick rush hour to start your raid?
    KING: Never mind, I've got a better plan.
    KING: Cisco's been spotted at a restaurant nearby and you can have your
    KING: revenge.  Box his face into a bloody mess with your hands!
    KING: He has some bodyguards out front so look for another way in.
    MIKE: King, this is the last mission I do for you.
    MIKE: Cisco had better be the one or next time we meet, I'll be behind a
    MIKE: barrel of a shotgun.
    KING: Rest, mon!  You've got to lower your stress and go easy!
    KING: Step on out, Cisco's waiting.
    At destination
    MIKE: Nice, tranquil place.  Perfect setting for a shoot-out.
    MIKE: I could rush the few guards out front or look for another way in.
    If you go around the back way
    CISCO: I'm going out for a smoke!
    CISCO: No, I don't need you watching me like a baby!
    CISCO: Well... Hello there, amigo, may I provide you with some assistance?
    MIKE: King Courtney seems to fear you but you don't look like too much to
    MIKE: me, Cisco.
    MIKE: Why don't you tell me a bit about my partner Vinnie and the bartender?
    CISCO: Who the hell you think you are?
    CISCO: You a dead man, amigo, you just don't know it yet.
    After beating up Cisco (back)
    CISCO: Ah, your hands are made of iron, amigo.
    CISCO: I think it must have been that King Courtney that sent you against me.
    CISCO: I tell you in truth that I don't know you or have anything against you
    CISCO: or your associates.
    MIKE: My partner Vinnie had a lot of money on him.
    MIKE: That would make him a valuable target.
    MIKE: Besides, I heard that you've been connected to a lot of bombings of late.
    CISCO: Your ignorance is as obvious as a foul stench.
    CISCO: I would have no involvement with such petty criminals, especially if
    CISCO: they are as raggedly dressed as yourself.
    MIKE: Cut the crap and stick to the subject.  Tell me who might be involved.
    CISCO: Amigo, there are two gangs that would deal in this matter - the Yardies
    CISCO: and the Yakuza.
    CISCO: But first, let me tend to my woulds and change to my evening clothes
    CISCO: before dealing in more pleasantries with you.  Follow me to my place.
    If you rush the guards
    PAGER: Cisco slipped out the back.  Get him! -King
    After beating up Cisco (rush)
    CISCO: Okay, loco!  That King Courtney speaks nothing but lies!
    CISCO: What the hell would I want with this bartender or this partner of yours?
    MIKE: My partner Vinnie had a lot of money on him.
    MIKE: That would make him a valuable target.
    MIKE: Besides, I heard that you've been connected to a lot of bombings of late.
    CISCO: Your ignorance is as obvious as a foul stench.
    CISCO: I would have no involvement with such petty criminals, especially if
    CISCO: they are as raggedly dressed as yourself.
    MIKE: Cut the crap and stick to the subject.  Tell me who might be involved.
    CISCO: Amigo, there are two gangs that would deal in this matter - the Yardies
    CISCO: and the Yakuza.
    CISCO: But first, let me tend to my woulds and change to my evening clothes
    CISCO: before dealing in more pleasantries with you.  Follow me to my place.
    PAGER: Come to mi casa, amigo. -Cisco
    2.24 - Mission 24: Flying High
    CISCO: Mike, let me tell you something of my business.
    CISCO: You're ignorant or even stupid perhaps, amigo, so I will speak slowly
    CISCO: and simply.
    CISCO: I'm involved in the airline business;  I love to travel and sit in the
    CISCO: leather chairs of first
    CISCO: class sipping martinis and looking at the lovely ladies.
    CISCO: But where was I?  Oh yes, travel.
    CISCO: Due to the tighter airline regulations and metal detectors, I've begun a
    CISCO: business of designing shoes with heels that contain no metal and have a
    CISCO: very comfortable air pocket in the middle.
    MIKE: By 'air pocket' you mean, a place to store your drugs to smuggle into the
    MIKE: country, don't you?
    CISCO: This is a very delicate matter, amigo and it wounds me - much like you
    CISCO: did recently in fact - to hear you speak so bluntly.
    CISCO: These products are purely for economic reasons, deliver these supplies
    CISCO: out front to three of my shops.
    CISCO: We're in a fierce stuggle for market share with Ares, our main
    CISCO: competitor, and they'd exploit any bad press.
    CISCO: How does my face look today?  It feels puffy.
    MIKE: You look like any other drug pusher in a fancy suit.  I'll be seeing you.
    At first place
    MAN: No one's going to buy these without an athelete's endorsement.
    MAN: What is Cisco thinking?
    At second place
    BRO: Yes, the latest style.
    BRO: People can put their IDs, keys, and other collectibles in the soles of
    BRO: their shoes.  Brilliant!
    In car
    PAGER: My friend, watch out!  My competitor, Ares, has tipped off the
    PAGER: cops. -Cisco
    At third place
    PAT: Ahh!  Knee-high boots with a 12-inch wooden heel!
    PAT: Very popular among vertically challenged people.  Fabulous!
    PAT: Tell Cisco I'll get to work on these right away once he pay's me for last
    PAT: week's work.
    MIKE: I don't know about what Cisco owes you, but I do know that if you don't
    MIKE: do what he says, you'll end up dead in a gutter.
    PAT: Rage all you want but I'm a stubborn gal!  The testoserone in some men!
    PAT: Tell Cisco this - Pat won't do any of his dirty work until he gets what's
    PAT: owed him!
    MIKE: We'll see what Cisco has to say about this.
    Back with Cisco
    CISCO: Ah, amigo, you are back early I see.  Did you run into difficulties?
    MIKE: Pat won't work on those knee-high boots you sent him until you pay up
    MIKE: from last week.
    CISCO: The nerve of some women!
    CISCO: I tell you that back in my country, my word went unchallenged and my
    CISCO: debts unpaid!
    CISCO: What to do about this... A favorite family member, perhaps... Yes!
    CISCO: Pat has a doggie she loves.
    CISCO: I will kidnap this doggie - in the meantime, head over to a butcher's
    CISCO: shop I own.
    CISCO: Get some ground meat and stuff it into this pair of hollowed-out shoes.
    CISCO: Tell her she'll meet her doggie's fate if she doesn't cooperate!
    CISCO: Perhaps that will be incentive enough for her to continue her work!
    At butcher's shop
    MIKE: Cisco sent me to get some ground meat from you.
    MIKE: Anything that looks like dog meat would work.
    BUTCH: I don't want to know, so I won't even ask.
    BUTCH: Here's a crate of day-old organic meat that went bad on me.
    MIKE: Messy business, stuffing raw meat in a small hole.
    MIKE: Poor Pat, I hope he doesn't break down on me.
    After finding Pat
    PAT: What's the meaning of this?  Shoes stuffed with raw meat?  Despicable!!
    MIKE: Cisco sends his warning - next time it'll be you not your doggie in a
    MIKE: blender.
    PAT: Poochie?  My poor Poochie!!!  Raphael, Tomas, Georgie.
    PAT: Lend me your hands.  Animal cruelty will not be tolerated!
    After killing guys
    MIKE: Man before beast, Pat.  Remember that.
    CISCO: Amigo, I would cry in happiness for your success if I wasn't wearing
    CISCO: silk.
    PAGER: Pay your respects at my door, amigo. -Cisco
    2.25 - Mission 25: Factory Wages
    CISCO: I'll keep this simple to keep your head from hurting, amigo.
    CISCO: There is a factory that is manufacturing aerial surveillance equipment
    CISCO: for South American governments.
    CISCO: You have some contacts in the explosives business, yes?
    CISCO: Blow up this facility and I will reward you handsomely.
    CISCO: You need to track down a technician who works there to get an ID card to
    CISCO: avoid suspicion.
    CISCO: Please be mindful of the surrounding area;  There are several boutiques
    CISCO: I visit and I'd be angry if they were damaged.
    MIKE: Sounds like some fancy footwork is required to pull this off.
    MIKE: The reward better be worth it.
    CISCO: Do not trouble yourself with such minor things.
    MIKE: My life may not mean much to you but it's worth more than tip-toeing
    MIKE: around some fancy boutiques.
    MIKE: I'm sure you won't miss the fall line-up of clothes.
    PAGER: Get him fast, amigo, before he escapes! -Cisco
    After hitting guy's car
    TECH: Ahh!  Somebody hit me.
    TECH: Must be on their cellphone and not paying any damn attention.
    After shooting guy
    TECH: Who do you think you are?  I won't tell you a thing!
    MIKE: It's fine by me if you stay quiet.
    MIKE: I just need that ID clipped to your shirt.
    TECH: Take the ID!  Just spare my life, please.
    MIKE: Think, Mike!  Let him go or risk having him alert the authorities?
    If you kill him
    MIKE: Sorry guy.  Sometimes you have to be nasty to get through life.
    If you let him go
    MIKE: Kindness keeps the spirit young, Vinnie always said.
    MIKE: Hmm, what the hell am I saying?
    Driving (both)
    PAGER: Make sure you have explosives for your car and head over to the
    PAGER: factory. -Cisco
    At factory (let him go)
    MIKE: Damn, that technician must have warned the security guards that I was
    MIKE: coming.  So much for being a nice guy...
    After blowing up factory (both)
    PAGER: Get away from the factory before witnesses gather. -Cisco
    After leaving (both)
    CISCO: Amigo, well done!
    CISCO: You can now afford to replace the rags on your back with fine linen.
    PAGER: Come to mi casa, amigo. -Cisco
    2.26 - Mission 26: School's Out
    CISCO: Amigo, I hope you do not have a fetish for young school girls.
    CISCO: I want you to kidnap a young girl from in front of her school and bring
    CISCO: her back to me.
    CISCO: Track down her limo and jack it, don't leave any survivors.
    CISCO: You need to pick Yuka up in the limo so her bodyguards won't suspect
    CISCO: anything fishy.
    MIKE: This can't be a normal school girl unless you need someone to teach you
    MIKE: proper English?
    CISCO: You're ignorance is like a cry of help from the dark - I am
    CISCO: multi-tongued and speak five
    CISCO: variations of Spanish.
    CISCO: She is the niece of Asuka, the boss of the Yakuza.
    CISCO: They aren't allowing me to move my merchandise in their area of town.
    CISCO: Do this thing for me and be nice to the girl;  They have such lovely
    CISCO: uniforms.
    CISCO: It reminds me of my childhood where everyone had a text book and...
    MIKE: Spare me the reminiscing, I'll do it.
    CISCO: How rude you are, amigo.
    CISCO: I have no time to discipline you unfortunately.
    CISCO: Yuka will be out of school shortly and waiting for her limo.
    (note that 'you're ignorance' is supposed to be 'your ignorance', but that's
    how it's said in the game)
    After getting limo
    PAGER: Fix the limo up at the Pay 'N' Spray, amigo! -Cisco
    After getting it sprayed
    PAGER: Pick Yuka up at her school.
    PAGER: Drive safely and say nice things to her, amigo. -Cisco
    At school
    YUKA: Konnichiwa!  Ehh... You're not my driver... and you're not Japanese!
    YUKA: Why isn't my driver here?
    MIKE: Let's just say that he's indisposed... indefinately.
    MIKE: Ready to take a ride?
    MIKE: We can do this the nice way or the not-so-nice way.
    MIKE: Stay down, keep quiet, and be a good girl and you'll be alright.
    MIKE: Otherwise, I tape you up and use a gag.
    YUKA: You're one of those bad men that my Aunt Asuka watches movies
    YUKA: about, aren't you?  Don't touch me and I'll behave.
    MIKE: That's the spirit, Yuka.  I'll be sure you aren't harmed by my employer.
    Driving back
    PAGER: You've been spotted, amigo!
    PAGER: Lose your tails and then come back here with the girl. -Cisco
    Back at Cisco's
    CISCO: Amigo, you have operated above the threshold of what little
    CISCO: intelligence you have.  You are to be congratulated!
    CISCO: Unfortunately, I see no further use for your service but I wish you
    CISCO: good fortune.  Until we meet again.
    MIKE: Don't worry about me;  I'll find work.
    MIKE: Tell me something though - what happens to the girl?
    CISCO: It is of no concern to you, amigo.
    CISCO: She will prove useful for blackmailing Asuka, of that I have no doubt.
    MIKE: The kid's innocent.  Make sure nothing happens to her.
    MIKE: You don't want to cross me in this, Cisco.
    PAGER: Moshi Moshi, Mike-san.  I've heard a lot about you.
    PAGER: I want us to meet up close and personal.  Ja ne. -Asuka
    2.27 - Mission 27: Kid's A Hero
    ASUKA: My, my... Aren't you a handsome one?
    ASUKA: I wouldn't have expected it with the reputation you have of being a
    ASUKA: cold-blooded killer.
    ASUKA: I've heard a lot about you and if my sources are correct, you're the
    ASUKA: right man for the job I have.
    ASUKA: My niece has been kidnapped and her abductors have demanded an
    ASUKA: outrageous fee.
    ASUKA: I want you to track her down by any means necessary and rescue her.
    MIKE: Sounds like a job for a real professional.
    MIKE: I hope you have more than stuffed animals and electronics to pay me with.
    ASUKA: If you do this for me, you will be rewarded beyond your darkest
    ASUKA: fantasies.
    MIKE: I'm not sure I like the sound of that but I'll do it under one condition.
    MIKE: I'm tracking down those responsible for my partner Vinnie's death and I
    MIKE: need any information you can get about the slime bags who specialize in
    MIKE: making bombs.
    ASUKA: Mike-san, such tragedy makes me ache inside.
    ASUKA: I'll put my men on it right away.
    ASUKA: Now, back to the business at hand.
    ASUKA: There's a drop off spot for the initial sum of twenty thousand.
    ASUKA: Take this briefcase, make the delivery, and then see what you can find
    ASUKA: out about Yuka.
    MIKE: This is my lucky day.
    MIKE: I know where Yuka is being kept but what to do about this money?
    At destination
    THUG: Don't make any sudden moves or you're a dead man!
    THUG: Put the briefcase down and then get the hell out of here.
    THUG: Tell Asuka she made the right move.
    MIKE: Easy on the trigger, man.  You're not going to get away with this.
    MIKE: You picked the wrong woman to cross.
    THUG: Tell Asuka she's doing the right thing.  Appeasement pays!
    At new destination
    MIKE: Hmm, guards out front.
    MIKE: Better try around back and rescue Yuka as soon as I can.
    At bus
    MIKE: Damn!  One of the guards must have the key to the bus.
    MIKE: Hmm... Looks like they spotted me.
    After getting key
    MIKE: Hmm... Looks like a key.
    In bus
    YUKA: Ahh!  Mike-sama, how are you?
    YUKA: I knew you wouldn't leave me at the mercy of these mean men!
    YUKA: You're my hero!
    MIKE: Hi Yuka.  I hope they've been treating you okay.
    MIKE: We're not in the clear yet.
    MIKE: Hold on and I'll see you get back to your aunt's place safely.
    YUKA: My aunt is going to be so happy to see me!
    YUKA: She always has a present waiting for men who please her.
    YUKA: I wonder why she places it on the bed and gets her whip out?
    PAGER: Kuso!  Get back here as soon as you can. -Asuka
    At Asuka's
    ASUKA: Yokatta!  You've returned my sweet, darling Yuka to me, Mike-san.
    ASUKA: You have my thanks...
    ASUKA: Perhaps I could express them more intimately inside my bedroom?
    ASUKA: Tell me, have you ever felt the crack of a whip across your back?
    MIKE: I can't say that I have, Asuka.
    MIKE: I'm going to leave you to your toys and keep my skin intact.  See you.
    PAGER: Be a darling and drop by my place, Mike-san. -Asuka
    2.28 - Mission 28: Ante Up
    ASUKA: Hello, Mike-san.  You behaved above normal male ability, haven't you?
    ASUKA: I want you to play mean with a naughty casino owner who hasn't been
    ASUKA: paying his protection money.
    ASUKA: Either get the money or light up his place.
    MIKE: I didn't realize you have such a hard streak in you, Asuka.
    ASUKA: Ahh, you haven't seen me at my naughtiest yet.
    ASUKA: Don't disappoint me and you won't be punished.
    MIKE: I'll try.  Say hi to Yuka for me.
    At casino
    OWNER: I'm sorry sir, you must have white gloves in order to play the pachinko
    OWNER: machines.
    MIKE: I'm not here to play games, guy.
    MIKE: Asuka sent me to collect the money you owe her.
    OWNER: That she-devil!  She's wearing me dry!
    OWNER: I can't afford her and the cops that are taking a piece of my action.
    OWNER: I tell you what, you take down this cop that's been shaking me and I'll
    OWNER: pay Asuka what I owe her.  Is it a deal?
    MIKE: I'll give it some thought.  Better have the money when I get back.
    MIKE: Should I take out the corrupt cop like this guy wants?
    MIKE: Might just be easier to blow the place...
    If you blow up the place
    MIKE: Burn, baby, burn!  Sorry chump, but I work for Asuka, not you.
    PAGER: Mike-san, better outrun the cops for a while.  Ato de. -Asuka
    After getting car sprayed (blow up)
    ASUKA: It's a pity he wouldn't listen to reason and you had to torch the place.
    ASUKA: However, it sends a cautionary message to the rest who are under my
    ASUKA: protection.  Thank you, Mike-san!
    If you pop a cop
    PIG: Hey, mister!  You made me spill my coffee all over my donuts!
    PIG: I'd write you a ticket but I've already met my quota for the week...
    PIG: Okay, mister.  You've got some explaining to do down at the station.
    PIG: You're coming with me.
    PAGER: Better hide your scent by getting your car painted, Mike-san.
    PAGER: Gonbatte! -Asuka
    After getting car sprayed (cop)
    MIKE: Time to collect from the casino owner.  That bastard better pay up.
    Back at casino (cop)
    OWNER: I heard all about over the local news!
    OWNER: Here's the money for Asuka and some for you for helping me out.
    MIKE: Just keep the balls polished and the money flowing at a regular
    MIKE: rate, guy.
    MIKE: Asuka's going to be pleased that I managed to get her the money without
    MIKE: blowing up the place.  Better grab the briefcase and get back to her.
    Back at Asuka's (cop)
    ASUKA: Mike-san, you've done very well.  I hope it wasn't too difficult?
    ASUKA: Next time don't be so nice though.  I want you to take firmer actions.
    ASUKA: Yes, firm...
    MIKE: Don't worry about my ability to play hard when I have to.
    MIKE: See you around.
    After beating mission (both)
    PAGER: Mike-san, come see me up close and personal.  Do you like sports?
    PAGER: I have a mission for you. -Asuka
    2.29 - Mission 29: Two-Hand Toss
    ASUKA: Mike-san, I find myself growing fonder for you minute by minute.
    ASUKA: I've grown attached to you and want you for all my bloody missions.
    ASUKA: As you know, I have my hands involved in gambling and one important area
    ASUKA: is sports.
    ASUKA: Now the Vice City Mambas are coming into town and our hometown
    ASUKA: favorites - the Liberty City Cocks - are the heavy underdogs.
    ASUKA: If Vice's quarterback were to suffer a broken arm, I could stand to gain
    ASUKA: a lot from the early betting.
    MIKE: I take it you only want me to injure the quarterback and not kill
    MIKE: him, right?
    ASUKA: That's right, darling - no guns, just hand-to-hand or a baseball bat if
    ASUKA: you feel intimidated.
    ASUKA: Oh, and leave the rest of the players alone... they have to be able to
    ASUKA: field a full roster come Sunday.
    At stadium
    FBALL: Please!  No autographs while I'm practicing.  The nerve of some fans.
    MIKE: I'm going to autograph your face with my knuckles, jockstrap.
    FBALL: Oh, no you didn't!
    FBALL: You think I'm going to let that one go cause I'm afraid of some
    FBALL: multi-million dollar lawsuit?  Here comes... the thunder!
    After beating him a little
    FBALL: Dammit!  You broke my arm!  My quarterback days are through!
    FBALL: What will I do now?
    MIKE: Hire a speech coach and become an announcer.
    MIKE: Better pull your team back or I'll unleash... the lightning!
    PAGER: Yatta!  Good job, Mike-san.
    PAGER: Leave the quarterback alone now and come back to me. -Asuka
    ASUKA: Mike-san, nicely done!
    ASUKA: The police report said they reported it as a result of practicing
    ASUKA: without pads.
    ASUKA: They must have been embarassed to have been beaten by a lone guy.
    ASUKA: Go Cocks!
    PAGER: Mike-san, come to me quickly!
    PAGER: Man knows no wrath like a woman scorned! -Asuka
    2.30 - Mission 30: Scorned Lover
    ASUKA: Mike-san, you wouldn't dare spurn my womanly advances, would you?
    ASUKA: Well that's exactly what Biff Rock, the movie star, did to me!
    ASUKA: I don't take kindly to rejections.  I want him dead!
    MIKE: Hmm, movie stars normally have bodyguards around them.
    MIKE: This is going to cost you and I want to hear some info about my parner
    MIKE: and the bartender's deaths soon.
    ASUKA: My agents are tracing every lead down, you can be sure.
    ASUKA: Oh, one more thing.
    ASUKA: Bring me back his alligator shoes - a memento to remember him by.
    MIKE: I'll be dead before I let her reminisce about me like that... eh, yeah.
    At place
    MIKE: Hmm, looks like they're in the middle of shooting a scene.
    WHORE: Why you doin' this to me, Jonnie?  Don't you know I love you?
    BIFF: Love is touch, Mary.  That's why I gotta put you down.
    BIFF: Dammit, I forgot to kiss her first!
    BIFF: I can't get into my character role with these constant distractions!
    BIFF: Please remove this drifter from the set.
    After killing extras
    BIFF: Cut!  Cut!  Fantastic, we got it all on film!  Kid, you were amazing!
    BIFF: All that violence and blood!  And it's real!
    BIFF: Hollywood will never know...I tell you what, I'm going to make you a big
    BIFF: star, what do you say?
    MIKE: Never thought much of fame and my reputation's too tarnished for me to
    MIKE: become a polititian.
    MIKE: I'll make you a deal though, give me those alligator shoes of yours and
    MIKE: I'll give you the rights to the footage.
    BIFF: Done.  You'll love this next scene where Liberty City rises up against
    BIFF: Mary's killer.  That's you, kid.  Roll tape... action!
    MIKE: You've got to admire a guy who's willing to turn Asuka down even if he's
    MIKE: a member of the 'Give America Back to Foreign Powers' lobbyist group.
    MIKE: Enjoy your freedom away from Asuka, Biff.
    PAGER: Stop acting like a movie star, Mike-san!  Get out of there!
    PAGER: Lose the police before coming back. -Asuka
    At Asuka's
    ASUKA: Ahh, K-chan, you amaze me with your success.  Let me see the shoes!
    ASUKA: Ahh, beautiful!  Come with me to my trophy case in my bedroom...
    MIKE: I'd rather not.
    MIKE: What interests me is hearing more about leads you have to the assassin's
    MIKE: identity.
    ASUKA: You disappoint me, K-chan but no matter.
    ASUKA: The assassin you are looking for is the same that is responsible for
    ASUKA: your partner Vinnie's death.  I'm tracking down his location now.
    ASUKA: As soon as I know, you'll know.
    PAGER: Mike-san, I got a fishy problem.  Come soon! -Asuka
    2.31 - Mission 31: Sue Me Sushi
    ASUKA: Mike-san, do you smell that odor?
    ASUKA: That's the smell of rotten blowfish and someone's been delivering it to
    ASUKA: my chain of sue-me sushi restaurants.
    ASUKA: I want you to track down the culprit and bring him back here.
    ASUKA: Make sure you bring his truck with the evidence back here;  I can use
    ASUKA: it against the fisherman's union.
    ASUKA: Be quick about it, I can't afford the lawsuits that are piling up.
    MIKE: What do I do with the innocent drivers?
    ASUKA: By all means, do your best to apologize and I'll compensate them for
    ASUKA: their troubles.
    ASUKA: Of course if they resist, you have my permission to bloody your hands
    ASUKA: on them.
    ASUKA: Fistfights will be tolerated by the fisherman's union but anything more
    ASUKA: vicious and I'll have hell to pay.
    MIKE: I'm curious, what's the fascination with blowfish?
    ASUKA: Done properly, it provides a pleasant numbness to the lips.
    ASUKA: Let me show you what I mean, darling.
    MIKE: I don't mix business with pleasure, Asuka.
    MIKE: Perhaps when you're done with my services.
    ASUKA: You're no fun, Mike-san!  You can't resist my charms for much longer...
    At first truck
    DUDE: What the hell you hit my truck for?
    MIKE: Just stand back for a bit while I check your truck... Hmm, everything
    MIKE: looks okay.  Sorry about the confusion.
    DUDE: Confusion?  I'll show you confusion, punk.
    DUDE: I'm going to kick the crap out of you until you forget your name.
    After punching dude
    DUDE: You damn broke my jaw, punk.
    DUDE: You can have the damn fish, it ain't worth fighting over.
    At second truck
    OLD: What's going on here, sonny?  You crazy or something?
    MIKE: Easy guy, I need to cargo... no, you're clean - everything looks good.
    OLD: Look clean?  Hell, what's that got to do with anything?
    OLD: Boy, I'm going to rearrange your pretty-boy face.
    After punching him
    OLD: Damn lucky punch, son!
    OLD: I haven't had a shellacking like this since my third wife.
    OLD: We'll see what the police think of all this.
    MIKE: That only leaves one suspect.
    MIKE: I hope he's the culprit, I'm sick of muckin' around in these blasted
    MIKE: fish trucks!
    At third truck
    GOATEE: What's the big idea of tailgating?
    GOATEE: I have a very busy schedule and no time for this!
    MIKE: Calm down, guy.  This will only take a second.  Hmm... what's that smell?
    MIKE: It's stinky fish!  You're the one delivering bad blowfish!
    GOATEE: Damn you and your meddling!
    GOATEE: The Yardies put me up to this... it wasn't my idea!
    MIKE: King Courtney's up to his old tricks, huh?  You're coming with me.
    GOATEE: You'll never take me alive.  Ha!  Ha!
    After hurting him
    GOATEE: You win!
    GOATEE: I give up... I'm probably going to my slaughter with Asuka but I'll
    GOATEE: take my chances.
    At Asuka's
    ASUKA: Mike-san, you're amazing!
    ASUKA: You've brought that bastard back to me alive and in one piece!
    MIKE: He didn't come willingly but he came.
    MIKE: He didn't think much of his chances of mercy from you.
    ASUKA: Oh but I am merciful!
    ASUKA: First, I'll pluck out his eyes so he doesn't see himself being fed to
    ASUKA: the blowfish.
    MIKE: You're one sick lady, Asuka.  I'll be seeing you around.
    PAGER: Mike-san, what do you know of the import-export business?
    PAGER: Come see me. -Asuka
    2.32 - Mission 32: Down The River
    ASUKA: Mike-san, I'm quite upset.
    ASUKA: I run a profitable import-export business and the Mafia seems to want a
    ASUKA: piece of my pie, so to speak.
    MIKE: What do you want me to do about it?
    ASUKA: Well, I thought to make an object lesson out of a few of their thugs.
    ASUKA: I want to set up an indentured servant ring in east Asia and I want you
    ASUKA: to round up Mafia 'volunteers'.
    ASUKA: Take this katana;  It's a family heirloom.
    ASUKA: 'Enlist' as many Mafia thugs as you can with it and we'll send them out
    ASUKA: on a cargo ship tonight.
    ASUKA: I expect at least fifteen Mafia thugs but will reward you handsomely if
    ASUKA: you bring me more, Mike-san.
    MIKE: You have a cruel sense of retribution, Asuka.
    MIKE: Remind me never to cross you.
    At first place
    MIKE: Time to teach these Mafia thugs a lesson in revisionist history.
    MAFIA: Hey wise guy, don't think I won't forget your face!
    MIKE: Hmm... I'm not too sure how to take that.  Get in the truck.
    MIKE: Better drop this rowdy bunch off at the docks before hunting for more.
    At docks
    MALE: Asuka sent me to supervise the operation.
    MALE: It'll just take a few moments to get these chumps onboard.
    At second place
    MIKE: Here comes the American-born samurai!  Banzai!  Or something...
    ITALIAN: What's this all about?  A free trip?
    ITALIAN: I've never been out of my neighborhood.
    MOBSTER: Hey tough guy!
    MOBSTER: You think you can get away with the slaughter you just caused?
    MIKE: Well, if I don't leave any witnesses alive, I might have an even chance.
    MOBSTER: You're crazy, princess!  You're on top of the Mafia's hit list now.
    MOBSTER: We'll be back.
    MIKE: I can't work for this mad woman anymore.  She's going to get me killed.
    MIKE: Time to drive the truck over to the docks and introduce these Mafia
    MIKE: thugs to their new lives.
    PAGER: Time to set sail, Mike-san!
    PAGER: Bring the scum you've captured to the docks before the freighter leaves
    PAGER: port. -Asuka
    At docks again (if you get just 15)
    ASUKA: Let us see what you have brought me, Mike-san.
    ASUKA: I count 15, unfortunate Mafia thugs.
    ASUKA: I have accomplished my goal of sending the Mafia a warning.
    ASUKA: Incursions into my territory will not be permitted.
    At docks again (if you get 16-18)
    ASUKA: Ahh, Mike-san.  How many poor Mafia souls have you brought me?
    ASUKA: (#) Mafia thugs, that's more than I'd expected.  Good work.
    ASUKA: The first blow has been made.
    ASUKA: The Mafia will think twice before invading my territory again.
    (# = number of thugs you get obviously)
    At docks again (if you get 19, I haven't tried 20+ but it's probably possible)
    ASUKA: March them off to the freighter, Mike-san.
    ASUKA: An ironic sight, don't you agree?
    ASUKA: I count 19 Mafia thugs here.  Amazing!
    ASUKA: You deserve much more than the usual pay, Mike-san, some extra cash and
    ASUKA: my car.  The Mafia will be infuriated at losing so many of their men!
    Pager (no matter how many)
    PAGER: Mike-san, let me introduce you to the pleasures of the snack bar. -Asuka
    2.33 - Mission 33: Bad Pimpin'
    ASUKA: Mike-san, I have the information you've been waiting for.
    ASUKA: It's about the bomber who had his dealings with your partner Vinnie.
    ASUKA: There is, however, one thing you must do before I give you this
    ASUKA: information.
    ASUKA: There's a pimp in town who's been stalking my working girls and causing
    ASUKA: havoc to my hostess
    ASUKA: business.
    ASUKA: Take him out and then report back here for the information I promised.
    MIKE: All this trouble over one pimp?
    MIKE: Why don't you send one of your regular goons?
    MIKE: And what the hell is a snack bar?
    ASUKA: This guy's no pushover and my people are having to deal mostly with the
    ASUKA: gang war between the Mafia and us.
    ASUKA: In Japan, snack bars are hostess clubs where you can go to get a quick
    ASUKA: nibble and sing karaoke.
    MIKE: I still don't see what snacks, girls, and karaoke have to do with each
    MIKE: other but whatever.
    MIKE: Very well I'll do this but it's the last job I do for you, Asuka.
    MIKE: After this, I'm going my own way.
    ASUKA: I don't see how you can live without me, Mike-san.
    ASUKA: We'll see what happens.
    At place
    MIKE: Time to slap that pimp around and rescue some hookers in distress.
    MIKE: A modern day fairy tale.
    HO: I ain't gonna work for you, pimp.  Get your hands off me!  Help!  Help!
    HOOKER: If this were in Nevada, this crap would be legal... What the hell?
    HOOKER: Damn, pimp, leave me alone!
    WHORE: I came here to become a star, now look at me, Mike!
    WHORE: We coulda been good together.
    PAGER: Nicely done, Mike-san.  Hurry home to me, darling. -Asuka
    At Asuka's
    ASUKA: Mike-san, you've satisfied every desire I've asked of you.
    ASUKA: I have one last request before you leave me, perhaps forever.
    MIKE: No, Asuka!  I haven't any patience for more negotiation.
    MIKE: Tell me about the bomber and then I'm out of here!
    ASUKA: Mike-san, be a good boy and listen.
    ASUKA: I've lusted for you from the moment I saw you.
    ASUKA: Come to me in my bedchamber... Unless, that is, you're not attracted to
    ASUKA: the opposite sex?
    MIKE: No man can resist that challenge.
    MIKE: Lead on... Leave the whips on the wall though.
    MIKE: I can't feel my legs.
    MIKE: Gotta concentrate and think mean, violent thoughts.
    MIKE: Okay bomber, I'm coming for you now.
    At other place
    MIKE: Damn, what a mess.  Looks like somebody beat me to him.
    MIKE: What the hell am I going to do now?
    MIKE: Wait a second, there's a message on his pager: 'I need another job like
    MIKE: the Callahan Point bombing.
    MIKE: Meet me on Shoreside in the Wichita Garden District.'  Callahan Point?
    MIKE: Sounds like he's talking about the car bomb that killed Vinnie.
    MIKE: Well, this is the only lead I have.  I'd better go check it out.
    PAGER: Taihen, Mike-san!  The Mafia knows you're behind their men being
    PAGER: captured.  Better flee to Shoreside!  Suki -Asuka
    PAGER: The police are after you for the bomber's murder!  Watch out! -Asuka
    PAGER: Come to the Wichita Gardens District.
    PAGER: We need to discuss the job I need done. -Xox
    PAGER: Amigo, you are headed for a trap.
    PAGER: Come to my headquarters at the airport and I'll explain. -Cisco
    2.34 - Mission 34: Mystery Killer
    If you go to Cisco
    MIKE: This is a nice getup you've got here, Cisco.
    MIKE: You look ready to flee at a moment's notice.
    MIKE: Who'd you blackmail this time?
    CISCO: Mike, mi amigo, it has been too long.
    CISCO: Regrettably, I see that time has done nothing to improve your manners or
    CISCO: your sense of fashion.  Where was I?  Oh yes, a trap.
    CISCO: It seems that a number of people want to see you dead.
    MIKE: Tell me something I don't know, like how'd you come to know about this
    MIKE: supposed 'ambush'?
    CISCO: Amigo, you wound me deeply and I would have you beaten but, as you can
    CISCO: see, this is a virgin
    CISCO: wool rug and much too pricey for your blood.
    CISCO: The bomber was someone in my employ and I want to find out as much as
    CISCO: you do why he was killed and who did it.
    CISCO: Besides, you can prove useful to me once more.
    CISCO: I'll send you some men to help if this meeting does indeed turn out to
    CISCO: be an ambush.
    MIKE: You seem at a loss like everybody else about who's behind this.
    MIKE: I'd better track down the one lead I have, whether it's a trap or not.
    At Wichita Gardens (Either first, or after you talk to Cisco)
    HAT: He told me you'd show up but I didn't believe it.
    HAT: He said you were direct and didn't care much for subtlety.
    MIKE: Who's 'he'?  And what the hell is this about?
    MIKE: Are you working for the guy who killed the bomber?
    HAT: How perceptive of you, perhaps you're not as dumb as he led me to believe.
    HAT: As far as his identity, well he didn't say.
    HAT: Perhaps you'll find out after we send you to hell.  Get him boys!
    MIKE: We'll see who's the fool here.
    MIKE: I'm not alone and helpless like you thought!  Lets get it on...
    After killing guys (both)
    PAGER: Come to my headquarters at the airport. -Cisco
    At Cisco's headquarters (if you went straight to Wichita Gardens)
    CISCO: Amigo, you are alive!  Did I not warn you?
    CISCO: Did I not say what a devious, horrible trap they had waiting for you?
    CISCO: You must see my tailor, you're clothes are filthy and you smell like a
    CISCO: beast.  Please do not sit down or I will shoot you.
    MIKE: It's good to see you too, Cisco.  Not a bad place you've got here.
    MIKE: Why the change in location?
    CISCO: Asuka didn't take kindly to my botched kidnapping attempt of Yuka and I
    CISCO: thought it'd be wise to be close to the airport to make a fast escape.
    CISCO: Ha!  I fooled you for a second, didn't I?
    CISCO: You thought of me as a coward, as some sissy boy.
    CISCO: No, amigo, I am here to track down the assassin that has taken out the
    CISCO: bomber.  I will provide you with whatever assistance I can.
    MIKE: It's strange, they made it sound like this assassin knew who I was.
    MIKE: I'll see you around, Cisco.
    (note that they say "you're" instead of "your" again, it's not my typo)
    At Cisco's headquarters (if you did see Cisco first)
    CISCO: Amigo, I hope my men proved useful to you.
    CISCO: Sometimes they are in awe of better men and stay back in the shadows of
    CISCO: their superiors.
    CISCO: I don't like to label such things as cowardice but less refined people
    CISCO: might state it as such.
    MIKE: I'll say this: they managed to frighten a few civilians and not run away.
    MIKE: Thanks for the help.  What brings you to Shoreside, Cisco?
    CISCO: Asuka didn't take kindly to my botched kidnapping attempt of Yuka and I
    CISCO: thought it'd be wise to be close to the airport to make a fast escape.
    CISCO: Ha!  I fooled you for a second, didn't I?
    CISCO: You thought of me as a coward, as some sissy boy.
    CISCO: No, amigo, I am here to track down the assassin that has taken out the
    CISCO: bomber.  I will provide you with whatever assistance I can.
    MIKE: It's strange, they made it sound like this assassin knew who I was.
    MIKE: I'll see you around, Cisco.
    Pager (both)
    PAGER: Amigo, we are in a bubonic plague epidemic.
    PAGER: Bring your mask and come quickly!
    2.35 - Mission 35: Decoy Disaster
    CISCO: Amigo, you must have heard the news?
    CISCO: The city has been labeled as being bubonic plague-infected and business
    CISCO: has been severely affected.
    CISCO: Amigo, I need you to be my decoy this afternoon as I attend an important
    CISCO: conference on the effect of bubonic plague on inner-city crime.
    CISCO: My position is that we should help fund the research that is being
    CISCO: developed by the government while some of my competitors are more
    CISCO: interested in stealing the vaccine after it's completed.
    CISCO: There will be some effort to stop me from attending this drug
    CISCO: conference.
    CISCO: Business is hurting too much and we need to find a solution right away!
    MIKE: I hadn't realized you were such a concerned citizen, Cisco, or that you
    MIKE: were even a citizen.
    CISCO: I am a proud, illegal alien and I have an identity card provided by the
    CISCO: Mexican government to prove it.
    CISCO: It makes little difference that I'm Columbian, another fact to be proud
    CISCO: of.  Back to business.
    CISCO: I'll provide you a map of the route I'd like you to take while I, of
    CISCO: course, take a much safer one.
    CISCO: Stay in the car to keep the disguise up!  Good luck, amigo.
    MIKE: I didn't quite follow all that, Cisco, but it sounds like you have the
    MIKE: right intentions.
    MIKE: If there are any fuzzy dice I'm throwing them out before I get started.
    In car
    PAGER: Pull out to the main road, amigo.
    PAGER: Remember, don't take too long or they'll become suspicious
    PAGER: and don't blow your cover! -Cisco
    PAGER: Watch out, amigo!
    PAGER: The Yardies are after me, I mean you... Yes, you really. -Cisco
    PAGER: Oh, amigo, I've heard the hoods are scheming against me too.
    PAGER: Be careful. -Cisco
    PAGER: Amigo, I'm sorry to inform you of another grievous betrayal.
    PAGER: The Mafia are on to you. -Cisco
    MIKE: Alright, that should've given Cisco enough time to get to the conference.
    PAGER: Bravo, amigo!
    PAGER: I have reached the meeting in complete safety... What else?
    PAGER: Oh yes, my sources say the mystery assassin is hiding out in Pike
    PAGER: Creek. -Cisco
    At Pike Creek
    RAG: I'm afraid you're one step behind the boss, Mike.
    RAG: He's taking care of a little business with a Columbian who's been giving
    RAG: him headaches.
    RAG: I think you know the one - Cisco's his name?
    MIKE: I'm in a good mood today so I'll offer you a deal.
    MIKE: Tell me who your boss is and what he wants, and I'll let you live.
    RAG: You're an arrogant punk, aren't you?
    RAG: You're in no situation to be giving orders.
    RAG: Say hello to my gang.
    MIKE: Bad mistake.  You'll die like the rest... I'd better take 'em out fast
    MIKE: and help out Cisco.
    After killing guys
    MIKE: Damn, I hope that guy was lying about Cisco.
    MIKE: I was actually starting to like the man.
    2.36 - Mission 36: Truth Revealed
    MIKE: Damn, it's a slaughter.
    MIKE: Poor Cisco, you just wanted to sell your drugs in peace and retire with
    MIKE: millions in the bank.
    MIKE: So much for keeping your carpet clean, my friend.
    MIKE: 8-Ball told me not to go vigilante on the world but now I'm taking the
    MIKE: gloves off.  Anybody and everybody that gets in my way is going down.
    MIKE: Damn, that car's getting away!
    MIKE: I'd better take care of this welcoming committee first though.
    After killing guys
    MIKE: I'd better track down that car that got away.
    MIKE: Whoever is behind this has got a lot to answer for.
    After ramming car
    MIKE: Vinnie!  I don't believe my eyes.  I saw you blow up in your car!
    VINNIE: Mike, I've told you before - don't believe everything you see.
    VINNIE: I'm impressed with you, I wish I didn't have to see you up close one
    VINNIE: last time.
    MIKE: Tell me why, Vinnie!  Why'd you betray me?
    MIKE: I would have done anything for you!
    VINNIE: I was in the game too long, Mike.
    VINNIE: Any morals I had died a long time ago.
    VINNIE: You're just a dumb, gullible kid.
    VINNIE: I don't want to share the money with you, plain and
    VINNIE: simple... Goodbye, Mike.
    After killing guys
    MIKE: I'm coming for you, Vinnie.
    VINNIE: Mike!  Let's talk about this!  I'll split the money with you.  Please!!
    VINNIE: You know you don't have the heart to take me out.
    MIKE: That's where you're wrong, Vinnie.  I'm not that kid you remember me as.
    MIKE: I've had to do more despicable things trying to track down your killer
    MIKE: that I've become like you Vinnie... like you.
    VINNIE: Mike, don't do this!
    VINNIE: You take me out and every two-bit thug with an eye for quick cash will
    VINNIE: still come after you!  You think you can get away with my money?
    VINNIE: You'll be dead before you reach the city limits.
    MIKE: I'll take your money and your life now, scum.  You're nothing to me.
    MIKE: Goodbye, Vinnie.
    After killing Vinnie
    MIKE: He's dead.
    MIKE: The only friend I thought I could count on in this God-forsaken city.
    MIKE: You betrayed me, Vinnie, and I'll never forgive you for that.
    PAGER: Hey, Mike.  This is 8-Ball.
    PAGER: No time to explain now but get your butt over to an Italian
    PAGER: restaurant in Pike Creek.  I'll be waiting for you.
    2.37 - Mission 37: Love of Money
    8-BALL: Listen, man.  I'm sorry I couldn't warn you about Vinnie sooner but
    8-BALL: I've been on the run
    8-BALL: soon after Vinnie's bombing.
    8-BALL: I just found out myself from the goons Vinnie sent to take me
    8-BALL: out.  You may have seen them on your way in.
    MIKE: Yeah, I saw the dead bodies out front.  It's good to see you, 8-Ball.
    MIKE: I'm glad they weren't able to take you down.
    8-BALL: You too, man.  But this isn't over yet, I think there'll be more
    8-BALL: people gunnin' for you.
    8-BALL: The word's out that you took down Vinnie and that you've got his money.
    MIKE: But Vinnie squandered most of it!
    MIKE: I only got a hundred g's - not worth turning these streets into a blood
    MIKE: bath!
    8-BALL: It doesn't matter what the facts are, it's what people believe, man.
    8-BALL: Now you're on top of their list, and gangs like the Cartel, and
    8-BALL: the... What the hell's that noise?
    PAUL: You're going to pay for killing Cisco!
    PAUL: He treated you like a son and had high hopes of
    PAUL: educating you in fashion sense and the merits of giving driver licenses
    PAUL: to illegals!  This is how you repay him?
    MIKE: It wasn't me!  When I came back to the scene, he was already dead.
    PAUL: I don't believe you and neither do my men.  Prepare to die!
    MIKE: Damn it, 8-Ball's down.  I can't let these bastards get him.
    After killing guys
    MIKE: Hmmm, this doesn't look good...
    After killing more guys
    MIKE: Damn, here comes another group of Cartel thugs.
    After killing more
    MIKE: Damn, I didn't realize Cisco had so many working for him...
    After killing the rest
    MIKE: 8-Ball!  The Cartel has pulled back.  Let's get out of here!
    MIKE: The cops will be here any second.
    8-BALL: Naw, man.  I can't move.  My legs are busted and I'm burned real bad.
    8-BALL: You go on without me.
    MIKE: I'll make it up to you someday, 8-Ball.  I promise!
    MIKE: The cops are on to me since I just took out half of the Cartel gang.
    MIKE: I'd better lose them.
    After getting car sprayed
    MIKE: Damn, the cops got 8-Ball.  All my friends are either dead or in jail.
    MIKE: They think I'm easy pickings because I'm only one man.
    MIKE: I'm tired of running and getting ambushed by unknown assailants.
    MIKE: I'm going on the offense.  It's time to bring the heat to them.
    2.38 - Mission 38: Taking Revenge
    MIKE: If I take out the new Cartel boss, I can get the rest of these goons off
    MIKE: my back.
    MIKE: Let's see if I can't squeeze some information out of this about who else
    MIKE: might be after me.  It's time for major road rage.
    After damaging car
    PAUL: You're going to pay, muchacho.  Eat some of my lead!
    After hurting Paul
    PAUL: Enough, gringo!
    PAUL: You have defeated me but if you think your troubles are over with my
    PAUL: death, you are sorely mistaken.
    MIKE: Tell me who else is after me, and I might show some mercy and spare your
    MIKE: life.
    PAUL: King Courtney and his men are going to be after you!
    PAUL: He's held back this far because he doesn't want to tangle with my men.
    PAUL: Once we pull back, he'll be on to you.
    PAUL: Let me live and we'll leave you alone, I promise.
    PAUL: Kill me and you'll have to deal with my gang and the Yardies.
    MIKE: I don't put much faith in your words.  You're all back-stabbing liars.
    If you let him go
    MIKE: I gotta let this guy go and take my chances over whether he'll keep his
    MIKE: word.  I can't have the Yardies and the Cartel after me at the same time.
    MIKE: Damn, now I got to deal with King Courtney.
    If you kill Paul and his goons
    MIKE: If there's one thing that I learned from Vinnie is that mercy is for
    MIKE: those that can afford it and I can't.
    MIKE: There's only one way I'm getting out of this city and that's if I take
    MIKE: out all my enemies.
    At end of mission (both)
    MIKE: I'd better load up on ammunition before I take on the Yardies.
    2.39 - Mission 39: Smackdown
    MIKE: The Yardies are spread out all over the city getting ready to take me
    MIKE: down.  I'm going to hit them first before they're on to me.
    After killing guys
    MIKE: Good, I got them all before they could report back to King Courtney.
    MIKE: Should make my strike on him easier.
    MIKE: Hmmm, it doesn't look like the police appreciated my rampage.
    PAGER: Mike-san!  Hisashiburi!
    PAGER: I heard we have a mutual enemy in King Courtney.
    PAGER: Let's meet in Wichita Gardens. -Asuka
    2.40 - Mission 40: Assault Joint
    ASUKA: Mike-san, it's good to see you.
    ASUKA: You've made quite a few enemies since last we met and there's one in
    ASUKA: particular I'd like to help you with.
    ASUKA: King Courtney is pushing his gang into my area and I want him
    ASUKA: eliminated.  I'm prepared to assist you.
    MIKE: I need to know where King Courtney is hiding out and how many men he has.
    ASUKA: He's in a walled compound northwest of here off the highway.
    ASUKA: A frontal assault would be suicide but my sources say there may be
    ASUKA: another way in.  I'll send a few men to assist you in the assault.
    MIKE: You're not doing this because you love me, are you?
    ASUKA: My dear Mike-san, what happens between the sheets and in the real world
    ASUKA: are two different matters.
    ASUKA: In both cases, you are a means to an end.  Goodbye, Mike-san.
    MIKE: Life's been no bed of roses for me but I thought we had something
    MIKE: special.
    MIKE: I was just a fool though... This really is goodbye.  Sayonara, Asuka.
    MIKE: Damn, the Mafia finally caught up to me!
    MIKE: Looks like Asuka got out of here just in time... I'll
    MIKE: take care of these guys and then deal with King Courtney.
    After killing guys
    MIKE: Damn, that ambush seemed to be too much of a coincidence for Asuka to not
    MIKE: know about it.  I better not turn my back on her men if they show up.
    At place
    MALE: Asuka sent us to help you out, Mike-san.
    MALE: We'll give you a few seconds to get into position and then we'll attack
    MALE: from the front entrance.
    MIKE: Sounds like suicide to me but I welcome the company if we're all going
    MIKE: to hell.  Good luck.
    If you leave guys
    MIKE: Damn!  I knew I couldn't trust Asuka.  Her men ran away!
    Inside (either way)
    KING: Hey mon!  You're doing me a great injustice.
    KING: You come blazing in here without any reason.
    MIKE: King, I'm not here to listen to any of your lies.
    MIKE: I know you've sent men to kill me.
    MIKE: Now the tables are turned and you're going out in a body bag.
    KING: You think me craven, mon?  No matter.
    KING: I'm going to ease your stress for good!
    After killing King's men
    KING: I'm sending you to the other side, mon.
    MIKE: We'll see about that, King.  Time to bring out the big guns.
    After killing more of them
    KING: Tribulation!  You're a nasty one!  Stay still and let me shoot you!
    MIKE: Keep your thugs coming, King.  They're no match for me.
    After killing more men
    KING: It's time, mon.  Prepare to meet your maker.
    MIKE: I'm putting you down for good.
    After hurting King
    KING: Stay, Mike, stay!  I'm all stressed out and there's no fight left in me.
    KING: You're the victor, mon.
    MIKE: Damn, it's finally over.
    MIKE: I can get out of this city with the money I have left and never look
    MIKE: back.  There's nothing but bitter memories here.
    2.41 - Mission 41: Freedom Flies
    MIKE: Think!  Think of something quick, the cops are closing in... I can't
    MIKE: make it out of the city by the highways, the cops will have roadblocks
    MIKE: up.
    MIKE: There's only one shot I have and that's make it to the airport and take
    MIKE: Cisco's plane.
    MIKE: Damn, I wish I had a tank to get through the resistance I've got coming
    MIKE: for me.
    At airport
    MIKE: Hell yeah!  There's no stopping me now!  Liberty City... Goodbye and
    MIKE: good riddance.
    MIKE: I've learned hard lessons and rubbed shoulders with the worst
    MIKE: elements - King Courtney, Vinnie,
    MIKE: and even Asuka.  I'm going to miss Jonnie the bartender and Cisco.
    MIKE: I can't help but think I could have done more for 8-Ball.
    MIKE: Cisco, this drink is for you, perhaps I will settle down in your beloved
    MIKE: Columbia.
    MIKE: To the rest, to hell with you and here's to never looking back...
    2.42 - Misc (audio)
    If you crash into a car
    AFRICAN: I hope you got insurance.
    JAMAICAN: Move yourself.
    AFRO: Move ya ass.
    AFRO: Get out of my way.
    WHITEY: Hit the gas (he might also be saying "Hit the Deck" or "Get some gas").
    MEXICAN: Watch the wheels, gringo.
    MEXICAN: You about to pay, sucka.
    MEXICAN: Hey, what are you doing, hey yo.
    WHITE: Watch the car (it might also be "Wash the car").
    Police Radio
    POPO: 10-38...(sounds muffled so it could be "7-38" or something similar)
    POPO: With extreme caution...(muffled audio)
    POPO: Suspect is on foot... (muffled audio)
    Music Lyrics
    SINGER: Let me show you how it's done
    RAPPER: South Park
    3.0 - CREDITS
    Thanks to Rockstar Games, Digital Eclipse, GameFAQs, and Nintendo.
    4.0 - QUESTIONS
    Q. How much dialogue did you include in this document?
    A. The dialogue from the main missions, not including the general directions
       (the text on screen with no icon that tells who is talking).  I also
       included misc spoken dialogue.  I didn't include side
       missions, Pay 'N' Spray dialogue, failed missions, etc.
    Q. How much cursing is in this game?
    A. There could be more from side/failed missions and stuff, but there is at
       least this much cursing.
       Damn - 34
       Dammit - 2
       Hell - 23
       Oh my God - 1
       Bastard(s) - 9
       Pissed - 1
       Shit - 2
       God-forsaken - 1
       Ass - 1 audio, 1 text
    5.0 - LEGAL INFO
    Anyone can use this.
    You may contact me at fastakilla@excite.com for any questions, comments, etc.
    This document may not be sold or used for profit.
    This document is not authorized, endorsed, or associated in any way with
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