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                            ( N i n t e n d o   6 4 ) 
                           Conker's Bad Fur Day (N64)
                       Final Version - Updated: 08/02/02
                          Ryan Kavanagh (Bonds Legacy)
                          Email: brutalican@hotmail.com
                         T a b l e  O f  C o n t e n t s
    1. Introduction
      1.1 - About the game
      1.2 - Updates and Revisions
      1.3 - Review
    2. Game Overview
      2.1 - Controls
      2.2 - Other Important Stuff
      2.3 - Menus
    3. Indexes
      3.1 - Story
      3.2 - Characters
      3.3 - Items
    4. Walkthrough
      4.1 - Hung Over
      4.2 - Windy Part 1
      4.3 - Barn Boys
      4.4 - Windy Part 2
      4.5 - Bats Tower
      4.6 - Slopranos
      4.7 - Uga Buga
      4.8 - Windy Part 3
      4.9 - Spooky
     4.10 - It's War!
     4.11 - Heist
    5. Other
      5.1 - Tail Locations
      5.2 - Cash Locations
    6. Multiplayer
      6.2 - Scenarios
      6.2 - Weapons
      6.3 - Strategies
    7. Last Words
      7.1 - Cheats
      7.2 - Frequently Asked Questions
      7.3 - Credits/Thanks
      7.4 - Copyright Info
    1.  Introduction
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    | 1.1                        About the Game                             1.1 |
    Hi, this is a FAQ/Walkthrough dedicated to a great game made by a great
    company. Conkers Bad Fur Day By Rareware. This game is easily one of the
    best on the Nintendo 64. For an overlook of the game, check the "review" 
    section. Well back to the intro, I made this FAQ to help all those people
    out there that get stuck and frustrated, don't know where to go and don't 
    feel like putting out more money for a players guide or something.
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    | 1.2                      Updates and Revisions                        1.2 |
    03/24/01-Today I completed: story,characters,controls, and chapter 1
    03/25/01-Today I finished most of Windy (part 1)
    04/03/01-Sorry for the lack of updates, I have been busy, I will resume
     work tomorrow
    04/04/01-Well most of chapter 3 (barnboys) is now done, more to come!
    04/04/04-Yaaaa! I completed Chapter 3 and Windy part 2, I will start on
    cats tower later today or possibly tomorrow
    04/05/01-well like I said, I started Chapter 4 today. I am about half way
    done right now, I may finish it tonight. If i do you can be sure i will 
    start on Slopranos
    04/09/01-Today I finished up Chapter 4
    04/09/01-I also finished sloprano
    04/09/01-Well today is the day, I'm submitting version 0.6 
    04/10/01-Begun work on Multiplayer, it's looking pretty good....
    05/02/01-Yes I know, lack of udates but it can't be helped :(
    05/02/01-Added some FAQs
    05/02/01-Did a little more work on Chapter 6, maybe I'll do more later...
    05/03/01-Did some work on Chapter 6, finished "The Sacrifice" part
    05/03/01-I was bored so I did some more work, it's looking good
    05/05/01-Yay! It was posted *celebrates* *remembers there's still work to
    do on the FAQ*
    05/05/01-I added some more cash locations
    05/08/01-Chapter 6 is almost complete....
    05/08/01-One more section do do on Chapter 6 (Uga Buga) !!!!
    05/18/01-I wasn't able to use the computer for the past week or so, so I 
    guess I'll resume work now...
    05/18/01-Added a few FAQs
    05/18/01-Finished Chapter 6 (Uga Buga) I guess I'll start Spooky tomorrow.
    05/19/01-Change of plans, I'll work on "Heist" instead of Spooky 
    since it is a pretty small chapter...
    05/19/01-Finished off Heist
    05/19/01-Added two strategies to the multiplayer section.
    05/19/01-Added a Tails section and all of the tails I know of.
    05/19/01-Finished off Windy Part III, I'll begin Spooky tomorrow
    05/19/01-Version 0.7 is now announced.
    05/20/01-Finished about half of Spooky, I may tot he other half later today
    I just have to go play it for a little bit to refresh my memory
    05/20/01-One more section to do on Spooky
    05/20/01-I even got around to doing most of It's War! This FAQ will most 
    likely be completed very shortly, yay!
    05/20/01-Added 6 new strategies.
    05/20/01-Finished It's War! I just don't like working on the Spooky chapter
    , but I guess I have no choice now...
    05/20/01-Well the FAQ is now Complete, I guess I could add a few strategies
    , but I can't think of any but if I ever come up with alot of them, I'll 
    be sure to release a version 1.1
    05/24/01-Well, the FAQ is complete, but I did some work on the ASCII art at
    the top of the FAQ
    05/24/01-Added a few strategies
    05/24/01-Fixed up the tails section. There were some tails that weren't 
    even in the game! and others that needed alot more description.
    05/26/01-Added a new site to the "list" at the top.
    05/27/01-Added some ASCII art at the bottom of the FAQ
    10/08/01- Did a spell check of the document
    12/16/01 - Completely revamped the format. It looks halfway decent now.
    02/17/02 - Added a new tail location. Thank you to EVERYONE who pointed that 
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    | 1.3                             Review                                1.3 |
    Introduction-Conkers Bad Fur Day. This name means ,immature, gross, stupid,
    waste of time, etc to most people. But if they actually took the time to 
    play the game, then they would realize that this game is one of the best 
    to ever hit the N64. Full of humor and great gameplay, not to mention a 
    great multiplayer, This game is a must own for all Nintendo 64 owners
    Story Line-Well, not very strong here. The story is basically gets drunk, 
    passes out, wakes up with a hang over and doesnt know where he is. You 
    must get Conker home. Meanwhile the evil panther king is trying to capture 
    Conkert o use as a leg for his table
    Gameplay-This game has some of the best gameplay I have ever seen in a 
    game, basically there are B pads where you obviously press B and they give 
    you exactly what you need at that moment in time. The rest of the gameplay 
    is really simple. A to jump, and B to swing your frying pan
    Graphics-The graphics in this game are unbelievable. 
    The best on the Nintendo 64 easily. Somehow Rare has done what all other 
    developers had failed to do.....bring out the true beauty of the N64's 
    graphics. The cut scenes in this game are great. No flaws that I can see.
    Music/Sound-Excellent,brilliant, some of the best on the N64, all of the 
    sound effects actually sound like they are supposed to, and the cut scenes 
    are perfectly lip synched.
    Rent/Buy-Definately BUY. This is a great game and should not be 
    underestimated because it seems "immature" Give it a chance and I'm 
    positve that you will like it. If you like the south park-type humor then 
    you will appreciate this game even more!
    2.  Game Overview
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    | 2.1                          Controls                                 2.1 |
    Control Stick-Make Conker run, walk or tiptoe around, depending on how 
    much pressure is applied to the control stick
    L-Button-Skips a cut-scene. This only works if you have already viewed 
    that cut-scene before
    R-Button-This brings Conker into a somewhat first person view so that you 
    may look at your surroundings
    Z-Button-Make Conker crouch. Hod down the Z Button and use the control 
    stick to make Conker crawl around.
    Start-bring up the Pause menu
    A-Button-Make Conker jump. Use the Z-button to crouch, then press the A 
    button for a higher jump
    B-Button-Use Conkers basic attack. This will usually be the frying pan but 
    will change depending on the circumstances. Also activates Context zones
    C-Left-Rotate the Camera
    C-Right-Rotate the Camera
    C-Up-Change the level of camera zoom . Repeatedly press the C-Up button to 
    cycle through different levels of zoom
    C-Down-Align the camera behind Conker's head. Hold down the C-Down button 
    to keep the camera behind Conker while he moves
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    | 2.2                     Other Important Stuff                         2.2 |
    Anti-Gravity Chocolate
    This chocolate will aid you greatly in your quest. You'll find it just about 
    everywhere. it's conker's version of health. If he ever gets low on it, you 
    can pick up some chocolate to form a full chocolate bar in the upper left 
    hand corner of the screen. If you don't collect it, then you'll surely get a 
    game over.
    Squirrel Tails
    Like the anti-gravity chocolate, you'll find these spread around the game 
    and they're just as important as chocolate. When you die, these act as your 
    continues. You can find them only in select spots. They usually come in 
    singles, but some special tails will give you 5 and even 10 tails at once!
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    | 2.3                            Menus                                  2.3 |
    The Cock and Plucker
    This is the local pub. The name is referring to chickens and inside is 
    where all of the menus are loacated...
    Game 1
    This will most likely be your main Game. It is a save file and used to 
    store what I wonder....I think it saves your game! This is where you will 
    enter the story mode
    Game 2
    Same as above only the 2nd save slot, you can use this as a second game or 
    give it to a family member
    Game 3
    Same as above only the 3rd save slot
    This is where you can either change your stero type or enter cheats. To see
    what cheats you can enter, look below in the "Secrets/Cheats" section.
    One of the most unique parts of this game. This option lets you replay any 
    part of the game. Well, any parts of the game that you have previously
    beaten. There are cheats available to unlock the different parts of 
    "Chapters" to find them, simply look in the "Cheats/Secrets" section.
    Well, the name basically says it all, this is the multiplayer option. 
    Choose from 8 different multiplayer modes and play with your friends. This
    is the best multiplayer I have seen in a while.
    3.  Indexes
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    | 3.1                            Story                                  2.3 |
    A Good Night Leads to a Bad Day...
    Conker had mentally left the conversation. His mind wandered to thoughts of
    his girlfriend Berri and why she had such a problem with him having fun 
    without her. As he sat contemplating giving her a call, he moved 
    uncomfortably in his chair. His bladder ache had now reached the point
    where it couldn't be ignored.
    "Conker!" Came the cry from the group seated around the table, making 
    Conker jump. "It's your turn"
    "Okay, Okay. But first I've got to go call Berri to let her know I'll be 
    late." He stood unsteady, then just before staggering off, decided that 
    maybe the toilet was a more pressuring issue.
    The evening wore on, and the beer kept flowing. One round became another,
    and then another, until Conker reached that awful moment of realization:
    "Guys, guys. I think I've had too much." he paused for a moment, nearly
    retching then and there. "I gotta go..."
    At the next table a couple of pretty little chipmunks sniggered and 
    whispered something to each otheras Conker tottered slightly, then nearly
    lost his balance completely.
    "I don't think he can hold his drink," He overheard the nearest one say.
    "No, indeed," Her sly-looking friend replied.
    Conker toyed with the idea of vomiting on the both of them but perhaps it
    wasn't a good idea with their boyfriends sitting opposite. For some reason
    they were dressed in combat fatigues and engaged in a heated debate...
    "The war! The evil teddy bears have overrun the grey squirrels' homeland!
    We signed up this morning, and you should do the same, Mr. Red Squirrel." 
    At this point, several grey squirrels around the alehouse leveled accusing 
    gazes at Conker. "If you have sense of decency and honor,that is."
    On the way out, two of his old school chums grabbed him by the arm, 
    shouting, "One more for the road, Conker?" and before he knew it...
    "Slammers? Oh no, not slammers!" They were lined up in front of him--eight 
    in total. Oh well, tomorrow was another day...
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    | 3.2                          Characters                               2.3 |
    Conker (squirrel)-When he was young, Conkers parents always told him, "If 
    you want to get anywhere in life, don't touch alcohol, don't be 
    materialistic, and never, ever urinate in a public place." Conkers parents 
    are--to say the least--a bit dissapointed
    Berri (chipmunk)-The first time Conker introduced berri to his mates at the
    bar, everyone thought that they made an unlikely couple. Whereas Conker is
    short, impatient and cute, Berri is tall, impatient and cute They all 
    agreed: "It'll end in tears!"
    Birdy (scarecrow)-He's usually drunk, but neverthelss, a wealth of 
    knowledge is to be had from this slightly unsavory character. If you ever
    see a scarecrow looking unsteady on his post, it's probaly beardy, err... 
    Panther King (Panther)-It is said that over three hundred years ago, the 
    great Milk Wars raged between the Weasel King and the oldest known race of 
    squirrels, the Kulas of Conk. The panther king came to power when he 
    betrayed the Kulas---Banishing them to the dark place---and chopped off 
    the legs of the Weasel King. It is unknown whether or not any of this 
    actually happened, but it makes for a good story to scare naughty little 
    The Great Mighty Poo(Blob of poo)-A local horror story started several 
    years ago when a dung beetle named Tezza mysteriously disappeared during 
    a tea break. The story goes thatone minute he was sipping away, and the 
    next, a few ripples on the surface of the sewage were the only indication 
    that he had been there at all.
    Boiler (boiler)-what more can I say,he is a big boiler that has brass 
    testicles. It's not pretty. 
    Buga the Knut (caveman)-Buga is, how shall i say this....self conscience 
    about his "bone"
    Haybot-A "bot" made out of hay on the outside, but on the inside, he is an 
    evil cyborg bent on world domination!! well i dont know about that, but he 
    resembles "The Terminator"
    Tediz (evil teddy bears)-The first use of teddy bears as weapons of war 
    seems to stem way back to the early years of the Milk Wars. They proved 
    deeply ineffective, as their stuffing was flammable and their button like 
    eyes kept falling out. But now it appears the Tediz are back, only this 
    time much stronger and in greater numbers
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    | 3.3                             Items                                 2.3 |
    Anti-Gravity Chocolate
    This chocolate will aid you greatly in your quest. You'll find it just about 
    everywhere. it's conker's version of health. If he ever gets low on it, you 
    can pick up some chocolate to form a full chocolate bar in the upper left 
    hand corner of the screen. If you don't collect it, then you'll surely get a 
    game over.
    Squirrel Tails
    Like the anti-gravity chocolate, you'll find these spread around the game 
    and they're just as important as chocolate. When you die, these act as your 
    continues. You can find them only in select spots. They usually come in 
    singles, but some special tails will give you 5 and even 10 tails at once!
    4.  Walkthrough
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    | 4.1                     Chapter 1: Hung Over                          4.1 |
    Scaredy Birdy
    When you first get to control Conker, he will have a hang over. To help 
    him get over it, go to your right and through the fence. Here, you will see
    a scarecrow. If you walk up to him he will tell you about Context Sensative
    Pads. Now that you know how to use them, go back to where you started and 
    use the Context Pad. This will get you over your hangover so that you may 
    Swim across the water to the little patch of ground. Here Conker will tell 
    you about jumping and hovering with your tail. Hover across the water to 
    the tree log protruding out. Then make your way across the bridge, past 
    the door. Here, you will need to high jump,then hover to get to the other 
    side. When your there, cross another bridge, and jump aross the gap. Now 
    you should see a handle thing coming out of the wall,high jump up to it. 
    and you will pull it down, it will open the door that you passed so go back
    and enter the door, it will close behind you.
    Pan Handled
    In this room, Conker will remember that he has a frying pan. You can use 
    it by pressing B. There is a key running around in this room, so you will 
    need to smack it with your new found frying pan. Once you do so,pick the 
    key up and open the door.
    Now go back up to where you pulled the key thing down. Cross the bridge 
    there. You will see a gargoyle and a cut-scene will begin. Once it is over 
    smack him with your frying pan. He will then fall off the bridge,allowing 
    you to go further. But when the gargoyle hits the ground,he causes a rock 
    slide, and a huge boulder will fall in the path of your new exit. Climb on 
    the boulder and hover to the platform to your right. There is a Contxt pad.
    Press B on it and Conker will pull out a TNT plunger and blow away the 
    rock. Go through the new hole
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    | 4.2                    Chapter 2: Windy Part 1                        4.2 |
    Mrs. Bee
    You will start off on top of a winding path,head down it, and to the right.
    A cut-scene will begin showing Mrs. Bee. It appears that her hive has been
    stolen and its up to you to get it back. She offers a cash reward. To get
    back the hive, go the opposite direction from Mrs. Bee and follow the path.
    When you get to the top of the hill, You will see the hive, when you go
    over to it a couple of wasps will come out. Pick the hive up and go back
    to Mrs. Bee. All the while, trying to avoid the wasps from stinging you. If
    you stay on the path, you should be fine. When you get the hive back, Mrs.
    Bee will jump in it and use it as a machine gub turret to kill the wasps.
    She gives you your money now.
    Now go across the bridge and along the path. You will run into a context 
    pad and some rather unfriendly Dung beetles. When you walk on it, Birdy
    will pop up and tell you to give him $10 for a manuel. You give him the 
    $10, and as Birdy is walking away the money jumps out of his back pocket
    and back into yours. The manuel that you have just recieved tells you how
    to use the "Catapult". A.K.A the Slingshot.
    Catapult Controls
    Z-Fire a pellet
    B-Put it away
    Turn and shoot the first Dung Beetle, he will fly up at you, hit him again 
    to kill him. Do the same for the remaining 3 beetles. Once all of them are 
    dead, a door will open. Go up the path past where the dung beetles were and
    when you come to the fork in the path, go right.
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    | 4.3                      Chapter 3: Barn Boys                         4.3 |
    Walk straight and wade across the water. Turn right and go up the small 
    hill, a block will begin to talk to you. He asks you to get rid of the 
    mouse that is running around. Go back and this time, take the left path.
    Follow the path avoiding the jumping blocks. When you see another block, 
    go over and talk to it. He will open the gate to a bunch of cheese. Smack 
    one with your frying pan and carry it past the jumping blocks back to 
    Marvin. Do this 2 more times to make Marvin blow up. The big block will 
    jump off of the little one. Climb on top of them and tail spin over to the 
    pipes. Now highjump and run along the roof to find some cash, and a switch,
    push the switch, it opens the barn door, then jump down and go inside...
    Mad Pitchforks
    When you walk in the barn, it shows a bunch of piles of hay and a paint can
    and brush fighting with Franky the pitchfork. Make your way over to where
    they are and the pitch fork will begin to follow you around trying to poke 
    you.  Get a hay thing in between you and Franky, so that when Franky
    attacks you, he he kills the hay thing. Once al of them are defeated, Franky
    will go hang himself. Go to around where the door is and there is a switch
    in the corner, pull it to make the King bee fall out from the rafters. 
    Then go out side, once you leave, it will show a huge hay thing jump down 
    from the rafters.When you get outside, take a right to get into a cut scene
    with the bee...
    Sunny Days
    The bee will tell you the story of how his wife threw him out of the hive. 
    Then he will tell you that he wants to "pollinate" a sunflower. Make your
    way past the bee, and follow the path around the area to where the 
    sunflower is. After a short cut scene, she tells you to get your "tickly"
    tail away from her, this is your clue. Go back to where the bee is, and on 
    the platform with the jumping wooden block are a bunch of bees, go near 
    them and start a cut scene. Then go back to the sunflower and and the bees 
    will start to tickle her. This is the first of 5 bees. for the others:
    1)At the beginning to the area, high jump and the bees will begin to follow
    2)In the area where you got the cheese for marvin.
    3)On top of the barn where you got the cash and pushed the switch to open 
    the barn
    4)Once you are on top of the barn, jump on to the hay part and high jump 
    and tail spin to get to a higher part of the barn, climb up the ladder 
    here. It will take you to the top of a water filled bucket. Walk around 
    the outside of it until you get to the bees
    Now, with all of the "tickly bees" around here, the sunflower pulls away
    her leaves to reveal her "stigmas". The king bee will fly over and 
    "pollinate" her. After he is done, the sunflower will ask you if you want
    to bounce on her "stigmas". Jump up on them, you will not get high enough 
    so you will have to jump on her a second time without touching the ground. 
    Once you bounce the second time, press a when you hit them and you will 
    bounce really high. When at the highest point, tail spin to the alcove with
    the money.
    Barry + Co
    Now that the sunflower is out of the way, make it back to the platform with
    the jumping wooden block. Wait till it stops and jump on top of it, then 
    jump again to land on the platform. Go inside. Barry the bat will start 
    talking to his friend making him aware of you. You will need to walk across
    the beam in front of you. When the lightbulb come on, press B to make
    Conker pull out a flame thrower and torch the bats. Keep going along the
    beams until you get to the context pad. You get throwing knives. They work
    just like the catapult. Throw a bunch  of knives at the hanging Franky on 
    the ceiling. This will cause the noose to be broken and Franky to fall. 
    Jump down and Franky will thank you and insist on helping you.
    Buff you
    Hop on Franky.
    Run over to the huge hay thing and you will need to press B to attack 
    either its back or its side. Once you have attacked him once, he will turn 
    on fire revealing his true self, A TERMINATOR PARODY. Continue to attack 
    him.It's not too difficult. After you hit him for a third time, he will 
    jump around and break the floor causing you to fall down the crevice.
    Haybot Wars
    Now is the more difficult part of the battle. At first, he will begin 
    firing missiles at you. Dodge them while running to a big pipe thing. 
    Stand in front of one and wait for a missile to come near, then jump out of
    the way, the missile will crash into the pipe spilling out water. Now the 
    haybot will follow you, stand behind the water that is pouring out of the 
    pipe, when the haybot comes near, he will get fried by the water, backing 
    up into the middle. He will begin spinning. he has a big red button on his 
    back that says "Do Not Touch". So obviously you will jump up and press B 
    to push it when it is facing you. Continue to do the same with the other 2 
    pipes in the room. He will explode causing Franky to go flying. On his 
    landing, Franky broke in 2, Conker tapes him back together and Franky walks
    away, back to the barn. Gallons of water start to pour from the pipes...
    Frying Tonight
    Well now that the place is being flooded, it is time to get out of there. 
    There are electrical wires on the ceiling, so you don't want them to touch
    the water. Make your way behind the pipe that has "EXIT" signs on both 
    sides. Climb up the ladder. There will be a context pad that gives you more
    throwing knives. Look to the left and throw a knive at the wire hanging
    here. Then turn more to your left and there will be one hanging down lower.
    Then turn more to your left, and kill the wire there. 3 wires in total 
    here. Pretty simple, huh. Now jump in the water and swim to the other
    ladder that you can now reach. Climb up it and high jump to get to another 
    context pad. There are 3 more wires to kill, one is across the room and 
    may take a few tries to get, the other 2 are on either side of you. Now 
    that all the wires are gone, hop in the water and swim to the exit that you
    can now reach.
    After going through the exit, you will see a stone flipping monk. Jump on 
    the end of his stone and he will throw you up to the rafters where there 
    is some cash waiting for you, Get the cash and exit through the door.
    Slam Dunk
    Once out of the barn, you will see a ladder, climb up it, avoiding the 
    wasps flying back and forth trying to knock you off the ladder. Once you 
    reach the top, you will see a "diving board" run up it to the end and jump 
    towards the chocolate. Press B as soon as the lightbulb appears over your
    head. This will turn you into an anvil and cause you to fall into the now 
    empty bucket (because it all drained out in the basement). You will hit a 
    context pad at the bottom of the bucket and a gate will open. Climb out of 
    the bucket and down the ladder back to the ground, go in the moat around 
    the barn and follow it until you reach the gate, inside is a tail and some 
    cash. Well now that this area is done, head back to Windy (overworld).
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    | 4.4                     Chapter 2: Windy Part 2                       4.4 |
    Poo Cabin
    Now that you are back in Windy, Take a direct right to Poo land. You will
    know Conker is there when he pulls out a gas mask. Make your way over to
    the little cabin sitting in the middle. Go inside and a dung beetle will 
    ask you to go get him some poo. It seems a bit strange, but if thats what
    he wants...
    Walk over to the little square beside the desk and press B, Conker will
    turn into an anvil, opening the way to the next room. Once you get down, 
    make your way to the end of the tunnel and jump on the rope and climb up 
    it, hop to the next rope and climb to the top of this one. Now you should 
    see to ropes all the way on the other side of the room. Jump and hover to 
    the one on the right. Climb up this one, you will now need to jump and
    possibly hover to the beam that is just over your head. Once you get up 
    there, walk across it to get a tail. Then go back and through the opening. 
    Once in there, walk up the pathway into the light.
    When you come out of the tunnel, you will be in a grassy area with a bull 
    in the center that doesn't like red squirrels. Go left and then high jump
    and hover to get on top of the entrance you just came in through. Once up, 
    back up a little and run and jump and hover to the left to get on top of a 
    piece of wood. Climb on top of roof of the entrance and hover over to the 
    platform on your right. From here,follow the path avoiding falling poo 
    balls. When you get up, you should see a big tap,jump to it and run in the 
    direction of the arrow. This will unleash cranberry juice into a trough. A 
    target will also appear.
    Yee Haa!
    You will need to stand in front of the target, and move when the bull comes
    near you, doing so will make the bull run into the target, making a ramp 
    come down from the wall. A cow will walk down the ramp and start chewing 
    on grass. A new target will appear. Make the bull run into the new target. 
    Doing so will make his head get stuck. Now jump on him to control him. Run 
    towards the cow and press B. This will make the cow and and it will go
    take a drink of cranberry juice. It will run back to the grate in the
    middle and go "poo". When it is done,get back on the bull and run into it 
    again, this will make the cow explode and a new target appear. Repeat the 
    same as above for the next two cows.
    Sewage Sucks
    Now with the grate full of poo make your way back. Now the sewer is filled 
    with poo, so you can swim along the surface. Find the context pad . it will
    give you confidence pills, and teach you how to swim. Make your way back to
    the beginning. In the last hallway, make sure to pick up the cash on the 
    beam (need to swim to it). Then go up the hole. The dung beetle will be 
    gone, step outside and he will have a poo ball ready for you.
    Great Balls of Poo
    Grab the poo ball and roll it behind poo cabin and up the path that leads 
    up the mountain. Once you get as far as the ball can go, Conker will pull
    out a stick of TNT and push it over the edge into a giant dung beetles 
    mouth. The dung beetle will explode and another poo ball will appear 
    outside of poo cabin.
    Make your way back down the mountain and get the new poo ball. This time 
    roll it in front of poo cabin, up the path, to the very top of poo 
    mountain. Once you are at the top, roll it into the opening, it will make
    the ball roll down the inside of the mountain and break open an entrance to
    Chapter 5 at the base of the mountain. But dont worry about it for now. A
    new poo ball will come out of poo cabin.
    Now get the poo ball and roll it down poo river, at the end, you will see a
    sign that says "NO POO BALLS" so of course, roll a poo ball off of the 
    cliff, it will land on a guard in the water below. Jump down and press the 
    switch. This will pull the plug on the tub of water bring all of the guards
    and enemies to their death. With all of them gone, make your way to the 
    other side, and go through the doorway.
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    | 4.5                      Chapter 4: Bats Tower                        4.5 |
    Mrs. Catfish
    As soon as you enter this area, a cut scene will begin with a catfish 
    asking you to get her money back. Well of course she offers you some cash 
    as a reward. Jump into the river and start swimming up it. Behind the first
    waterfall is a tail if you want to get it. When you reach the right area, 
    you will know because it shows a big dogfish. Don't go to close to it and
    swim down the hole in the bottom of the river.
    You will be in an underwater tunnel. Swim along it and go up. You will be 
    in a room with a big wheel in the center. In the back right corner is a 
    cog. head over to it to get into a rather not nice cut scene. In the end, 
    the cog wants you to bring all of his friends back. Now walk over to the 
    piece of wood on the side of the room opposite to the entrance to be lifted
    up to a walkway.
    Barry's Mate
    Yes, yes, yes, it is the same bat from "Barn Boys" and they will still try 
    to attack you as you walk along, so when the lightbulb appears press B to
    pull out your flame thrower and get rid of the bats. Now that your across 
    the beam, jump onto the wooden walkway and run along it and jump to the 
    rope at the end. Climb up and jump off. Now walk along the thinner beam, i 
    suggest jumping and tail spinning across tot he other platform. Now run 
    along the walkway again and jump to the rope. Continue this process until 
    you reach the top. You will know because there won't be a platform to jump 
    to on the other side, there will be a somewhat of a diving board, with a 
    switch on the other side. Run and jump to it.
    Well with the switch pressed, an underwater passage will open in the under 
    water tunnel you used to get to Mr. cog. You will land on a spider's web,
    jump and tail spin to get back to the platform, go back up the way you did 
    before. This time, when you get to the very top, instead of jumping off, 
    climb the rope more. You will see another rope that you will need to jump 
    to. Now from this one, jump to the top of the actual tower. You will need 
    to jump up the stone thing, and run along it, tail spinning when you get 
    to the edge to get to the otherside. Once you have gone all the way along
    the tower, you will run into some cash. get it and jump off the side of 
    the tower. not into the middle though.
    Cogs' Revenge
    Well, you land in the water near the dogfish, so swim down into the hole 
    again. This time, instead of surfacing, swim straight ahead into the now 
    open underwater tunnel. Once you get to the end of the tunnel, surface, 
    and you will be in a small room that has a door leading to a bigger, 
    circular room. You will need to run around the hallway. When the cog's
    friends see you, they will run the other way so you must hit them with your
    frying pan. Once they are knocked out, pick them up and go back into the
    water and swim up tot he cog's room. Go over to where he is and the cog 
    will be placed on the peg. Do the same for the remaining 2 cogs. Once you 
    are done, run around on the big wheel thing in the middle clock-wise, this 
    will make Mr. big cog turn and make the other cogs turn, making the 
    dogfish's chain go to the very bottom so that he can't move. Mr. cog will
    go flying off his peg in his "friends" will run over, beat him up, and 
    place him on Mr. big cog.
    The Combination
    Well, with the dog fish chained down, head out of  Cats Tower and go back 
    up the river to where Mrs. catfish is. She will not tell you the 
    combination, so you must lead her to the safe so that she can open it. So 
    swim back up the river to the dogfish and head to the left side of his 
    little "place". Mrs. catfish will then open the safe for you, allowing you 
    to enter.
    Blast Doors
    Once you enter the safe, the cash will jump into a pool of water, and a 
    grate will appear over the pool, but so will a B pad. Step on the B pad 
    and press B to pull out a catapult. Ahead of you is a turning wheel with a 
    hole in it. The hole turns around the wheel revealing letters, your 
    objective is to spell out the word "OPEN". Once you do this, the grate 
    below you will open, revealing another B pad, jump down onto it and press 
    B to pull out a helmet with a light on it. Now jump into the water and 
    swim down,
    Clangs Lair
    You will be in an underwater tunnel again, this time however you will have 
    to swim down. While you are swimming down, make sure to duck into the 
    alcoves in the side for air and to avoid the big metal fish that swims up 
    and down. Swim to the very bottom and get air. Now swim through the tunnel 
    that has flashing green lights around it. Once you are through, surface to 
    the top for air. Now you will swim back down and this time go through the 
    tunnel with the blue flashing lights. When you get out of this tunnel, 
    surface to the top again and pull the switch on the wall. This will open 
    another tunnel. Swim back through the green tunnel and surface to get more 
    air, now go down and go through the newly opened yellow lighted tunnel. 
    Swim up while going into the side alcoves, to get air and avoid the metal 
    fish. Once you get to the top, jump out of the water and grab the cash.
    Now, with the cash in hand, jump into the black hole in the ground, it will
    take you into a tunnel where you will run straight ahead. It will show a 
    cut scene of a couple of fire imps playing around, then they run away.
    Once you get to control Conker again, turn around and walk over to the keg
    of beer. Press B while under it to get drunk. Now make your way out to the 
    main room where the fire imps are running around. You will now have to 
    urinate on the fir imps.
    B-unzip pants
    Z-Make the stream longer
    B-Zip pants up
    The fire imps will start running at you so unzip and get started. To 
    totally extinguish the imps, make sure that you have a steady stream pointed
    at them until they turn black.
    Brass Monkeys
    After you kill about 10 fire imps, they will jump into the big boiler in 
    the middle. The boiler will come alive, and guess what, he has brass balls!
    He is fairly easy to beat, just lead him into 1 of the 4 corners, on top of
    the vent, then jump up on the platform and High jump to reach the switch, 
    this dumps a bunch of "poo" on the boiler and makes him stumble back to the
    middle. Run underneath him and press B. This will make Conker smack the 
    "balls" with bricks. Lure him into each of the other 3 corners and do the 
    same. When he is defeated, his "balls" will come flying off and he will 
    After his balls fly off, you will have to push one of them to the left on 
    top of a little platform with the engrave of a circle. This will open the
    door with a ramp leading down. Now go back and get the other ball, roll 
    this one through the doorway. The ball will break open a hole at the bottom
    of the ramp, so run down it and through the new doorway. You will appear 
    near some cash so grab it and exit the safe.
    Dogfish's Revenge
    When you exit the safe, the catfish will be waiting for their money, but 
    your not about to give it to them. The dogfish's rope starts to break, so 
    the catfish back off. Once you get control of conker again, jump in the 
    water and swim back up the river. The dogfish's rope will break and he 
    will start coming after you, make sure you get the catfish's that are
    spread about between you and the dogfish, this way he attacks the catfish 
    and slows him down. When you get tot he end, he will crash into the wall, 
    so climb on top of him and high jump to reach the cash. Now, jump back down
    and go through the door, leading back to windy.
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    | 4.6                       Chapter 5: Slopranos                        4.6 |
    Getting to the mountain
    Well now that you are back in windy, head back to pooland. Remember earlier
    when you opened up the door in the side of poo mountain, but i told you not
    to worry about it......well now you have to worry about it. Go through that
    door to begin Chapter 5.
    Corn off the Cob
    When you enter the door, It will show a dung beetle trying to leave. He 
    will tell you his story of what happened to his friends , then leave. Then 
    continue along the poo path and a thunderous voice will tell you that he 
    wants sweet corn. In front of you is a kernel of sweet coen, so smack it
    with a frying pan, pick it up and walk to the platform leading to the 
    middle. Conker will throw the sweet corn in. 
    Now go back to the poo path 
    and continue up it, jumping over the large gap and tail spinning. You will 
    come to 2 more sweet corn kernels. So do the same (smack them with the
    frying pan, and carry them to the walkway, leading to the middle). Be 
    careful because on each spot that has sweet corn, a giant hand will pop up 
    and try to smack you. Continue on down the path, and when you get to the 3 
    sweet corn, do the same as before. This time, a huge beast will rise from 
    the poo.....
    Sweet Melody
    Now for the boss battle, and a sick one at that. You have to fight a huge 
    monster made out of poo. You start the battle off next to a B pad, but 
    don't worry about it, it isn't necissary at the moment. The GMP (Great
    Mighty Poo) will start throwing poo balls at you, run around avoiding them 
    until he stops at starts singing. This is when you get on the B pad. it 
    will give you a roll of toilet paper. Aim wisely and send it into the GMP's
    mouth. He will spit it up and throw a ball on top of your current B pad. 
    So now make your way back the way you came, when you reach the spot where 
    you found 2 kernels, stop to find a B pad. Do the same as above, this time
    however, you will need to get 2 rolls in his mouth. Once this is done, he 
    will partially crack a glass wall.
    Make your way back to the very beginning now, jumping back over the huge 
    gap. There is a B pad where you found the 1st kernel. This time you will
    need to get 3 rolls in his mouth, so when he stops singing, stand on the 
    B pad and aim it at a spot where the GMP will appear, when he does, throw 
    the roll right away, other wise you won't do it in time, when you complete
    this part, he will totally break the glass wall.
    U-Bend Blues
    With the glass broken, head back up to the 2nd B pad, just past that is a 
    walkway that leads away from the GMP. Follow it up to find some cash and a 
    rope. Jump on the rope to flush the GMP. Once he is flushed, jump down 
    into the middle hole and jump on the platforms until you get to the door, 
    go through it.
    It will now show a cut scene of Berri, a rock monster comes to her house,
    knocks her out, and drags her away. You will now be back in control of 
    Conker, jump forward into the pool of water. Swim down to find one of the
    most difficult parts of the game : The underwater fans! You will need to 
    swim through 3 fans. If 1 of them touches you, you are dead. Try to stop 
    in front of one, wait till it passes and go! 
    The Bluff
    Once you are past all 3 fans, you must swim up into the opening. From here,
    swim to the surface. There will be a tunnel at the surface, swim through it
    . You will come out on a long board with a rope at the end. jump onto the 
    rope and climb to the top. Rotate the camera until you can see the other 
    rope. Jump tot he new one and climb up.
    You will climb up to the top of a tower. From here, head to your left being
    careful not to fall in. Walk across the narrow pathway and you will get
    into a cut scene with a guard asking you for $1000 to pass. He will then
    ask you if your a squirrel, you will say your an elephant and he will let 
    you pass. Once you are past, the money will come jumping back into your 
    pocket. Continue on down the new path and go through the opening.
    Well, you begin the new chapter looking at a large temple (pyramid) with 
    raptors circling the perimeter of it. Make your way6 along th path and
    then turn left following the path around the pyramid jumping to avoid being
    bitten by the raptors, until you get to the other side. Go in the door way 
    in the pyramid. This will take you to the 2nd level. Make your way to the 
    other side of the pyramid again, avoiding the raptors along your way. Go 
    into this new door, it will bring you to the very top. This is where a wad 
    of cash will be waiting. Grab it and then jump on the head of the statue 
    and press B 3 times to make the statue fall into the ground, and you with 
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    | 4.7                       Chapter 6: Uga Buga                         4.7 |
    Drunken Gits
    You will be in a caveman infested area. Jump back onto the head of the 
    statue and press B to open the door below you. This just makes an opening 
    into the side of the base and doesn't really serve any purpose to you.
    Behind you should be an area with a bunch of sleeping rock monsters.
    You will need to run to the back left corner of this area to find a movable
    rock. Roll it back to the big statue while avoiding the rock monsters that
    will come after you. Once you get it to the statue, roll it through the 
    opening that you made under it. Keep rolling the rock straight into the
    opening ahead. The rock will go down the path, killing one caveman, 
    breaking a hole in the wall, and opening the way to the Unga Bungas
    Go to your left and follow the long twisting path down to the ground. You 
    will see a HUGE dinosaur head on the wall, go to the left of it and go 
    through the door. Follow this new path until you see an egg. Make your way
    over to it, beside it is a stone flipp'n monk. Jump on his stone to be
    thrown on top of the egg, press B to make Conker hatch the egg. After it
    is hatched, it will crush the monk and begin to follow you. Now, with a new
    friend, make your way back along the path, letting the baby dino eat the
    Unga Bungas along the way. Once you get to the end of the path, go through
    the door. 
    When you come out, you will need to make the dino come down the 
    ramp to your right. Now bring it over to that platform that you raised a 
    few minutes ago. Lead it up to the platform, then jump off the back, so 
    that the dino stays up there. Now run back tot he front and go back on the 
    B pad. Shoot the switch on the other side to make the other platform come 
    down and.....and....kill the baby dino! Who could do such a thing!? Well 
    apparently the giant dino head likes it because he opens his mouth and 
    "allows" you to enter.
    Well, although the dino is letting you inside, his tounge is too slippery
    to climb so you will need to flip up on the dino's head by using the monk
    located in front of the giant head. Once you are up, keep running straight
    across his back to reach some cash, go to the VERY end to get a squirrel 
    Now go back on top of the dino's head. There is green smoke coming 
    out of his nostrils, You will need to wait for the smoke to clear, then
    jump in his nostril and press B, this will make Conker pull out a pepper
    shaker and dump it in the dino's nose! The dino will sneeze. Now go to the 
    other side and do the same with the other nostril, he will sneeze again, 
    causing the saliva on his tounge to disappear. Jump down from the head and
    go through his now accessible mouth...
    Walk up the dino's tounge and walk past the hanging swinging thing, being
    sure not to touch it. Once inside, there will be a couple or "forks in the 
    road" always head to the right. This is the safer way to get through the 
    mouth. At the end of this "road" there will be an opening, walk through it 
    and it will show Conker walk up to a sleeping caveman and take his hat.
    Now, turn around and go back through the mouth, stick to the left now, and 
    when you get out you will be greeted by a couple of unga bunga's that will
    "worship" you. Remember the rock monsters from the beginning of this 
    chapter? Well it appears that the unga bunga don't like them, so bring the
    unga bungas up the ramp leading out of the main chamber and bring them to
    the rock monsters, the "bungas" will begin hitting the rock monsters with 
    clubs. When all the monsters are dead, go to the bouncer in front of the 
    entrance to the rock solid club. After a short speech, you will be allowed 
    Rock Solid
    The Rock Solid is.......well i guess you can call it a disco club. After 
    you walk in, turn to the left and go down the stairs. Then go to the left 
    where you will see a few bikers standing against a counter. Go behind them
    to find a boulder. Push it up the stairs and to the front door, there is a 
    switch there, roll the boulder onto the switch to open up a door on the far
    wall straight across from you.
    Now go back to where the bikers are standing, near them as a keg. As before
    you must go unde it, press B  and get drunk, therefore making you able
    to urinate. After getting "wasted" head back to the dance floor. Your goal 
    is to pee on on of the male dancers so that he turns into a ball, you will 
    then have to pee on him some more, push him into the door that the switch 
    made. Be careful though, because if you take the "stream" off of the rock 
    man, he will get up and come after you. The alka sheltzer is located right
    in the middle of the dance floor, you may have to walk around the stand a 
    bit to find the ramp though.
    Now that the first rock man is through the door, go through the door after 
    him. You will appear right beside him, so go behind him and start pushing 
    him along the cat walk to the right. Along the way, female dancers may step
    out of holes causing you to fall off, DON'T LET THAT HAPPEN. Just be 
    careful and take your time. Once you get it to the end, there will be a 
    switch, push the rock onto the switch to make the big door close and two on
    either side of it open.
    Now for a trickier part, you will have to pee on the other two rock men 
    and make them enter the two new doorways, one for each rock man. After you 
    push the first in, it will crash down beside Berri's cage. After you push
    the second one in, it will BREAK berri's cage, she will jump down and run 
    off, leaving some money behind....
    In order to get it, jump up on the ledge to the left or right of the middle
    door, you should be able to see where berri's cage was so jump up to that 
    ledge and grab the cash. Now that your work here is completed, head back 
    outside. Well, that's what YOU want to do but the bouncer at the door will 
    take you to see his boss.
    Bomb Run
    The weasel mob boss will start talking to you. He is not mad at you for
    taking his money, but he wants you to do a little "job" first. You must get
    rid of all of the Unga Bungas.
    You will appear outside of the Rock Solid Club with a bomb in your hands. 
    Walk straight ahead while avoiding the rock monsters who have come back 
    from the dead. Make your way under the big statue and back into the chamber
    of the unga bungas. Walk down the left ramp and as soon as you are able to 
    see a caveman on the ramp, jump off to your right. Once your on the ground,
    go walk up the giant dino's tounge again and go into his mouth. 
    This time you will have to go down the left path as you cannot jump with 
    the bomb in your hands. Watch out for the dangling things. You will end up 
    at the same exit as before, go through it and walk past the sleeping 
    caveman up to the end of the walkway. Conker will throw the bomb into the 
    lava causing the lava to rise, killing all the Unga Bungas. After that is 
    over, jump across the rocks to get to a new opening. 
    When you come out, a couple of bikers will smack you over the head and 
    steal all of your cash! To get it back, you need to go through the doorway 
    ahead. Then drop off, instead of landing in the lava, you will end up on 
    the jetboard that one of the bikers left behind.
    Jetboard Controls
    Analog stick:
    Back-Slow down
    Left-Turn left
    Right-turn right
    A Button-Jump
    B Button-Swing frying pan
    Now that you know how to use the jetboard, start racing after those bikers!
    Smack them with the frying pan to make them fall into the lava and get your
    cash back. Once you have hit all 3 of them, wait until you get to the ramp
    by where you started, go up it and jump. You should go into the cage, get 
    the money, and continue on to a coliseum.
    Raptor Food
    You will appear in a large coliseum with lots of spectators. You will see
    two guards and a large wooden door on the other side of your "island" Run 
    over there to make the wooden door fall down into a drawbridge and a raptor
    to come walking out and eat the guards. Now run back across the "island" 
    jumping to avoid being bitten by the raptor. When you find the B pad, wait 
    until the raptor is near it, then press B, causing Conker to hypnotise it
    and climb on it's back.
    Dino Controls
    Analog Stick-Move the dino around the island
    B Button-While running, lets you headbutt the cavemen. If you have a caveman
     in your mouth, stand still and press B to swallow it
    A Button-Jump
    The next part is a bit more difficult. Buga the Knut will get angry and get
    infantry to come after you. The first you will come across are cavemen with
    clubs. You will need to basically run over the cavemen one by one. As soon 
    as you run over one, the dino will pick it up in his mouth, press B to 
    swallow him. Continue until all the "clubbers" are dead.
    Next, Buga will order the spear throwers at you, do the same as above to
    finish them off.
    Next, he will order a mix of the two to get you, do the same once again to 
    make Buga angry enough to come down and finish you himself...
    Buga the Knut
    He may look hard but Buga is actually one of the easiest bosses in the 
    entire game! You will have to for the "meat and two vedge" which means, to
    run up to him, when he raises his club to hit you, press B to bite his...er
    ..."bone" but watch out because he also has a jump attack that sends
    shockwaves through the island. When you bite his "bone" he will drop his
    pants, he will cover up the front, leaving the "behind" available to bite. 
    Run behind him and take a chunk out of his "rear". Do this three times to 
    defeat him,. see I told you he was easy.
    Conker will notice a pair of "big babes" up near where Buga used to sit. 
    Run over to the "diving board" where the infantry was coming out of. High 
    jump and tail spin to reach the platform with the doorway, go through it 
    to meet up with the "big babes"
    After a short scene, Conker will be placed beside some cash, which runs
    away from him. Run through he doorway after it. You will appear on a high
    balcony above the room with the temple and the raptors. Run along the
    narrow path to find another door. Go through it to meet up with the cash, 
    grab it and keep on going. Jump down the hole with the sign that says 
    "Danger Poo" This is the room where the giant fans are. Climb out of the
    water and highjump to reach the doorway out of the room. You will now be
    back in the Great Mighty Poo's room, jump down the middle right in front of
    you to come out of the pipe in poo cabin. Walk outside.
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    | 4.8                     Chapter 2: Windy Part 3                       4.8 |
    Wasps' Revenge
    As soon as you walk outside, you will see a cut scene of Mrs. Bee's hive
    being stolen by the same wasps as before. Make your way out of Poo land and
    back to the beginning where Mrs. Bee is. She will tell you that her hive is
    stolen and that she wants you to get it for her again. This time, she will 
    be paying you $400 though! As before, go up the "naughty" path to get to 
    the Wasp's Hive. 
    Instead of going into the hive, high jump to get to the hole on the left 
    side of the hive, it will take you to a hole on the right side, now jump
    and tail spin to the hole in the middle. It will take you to an alcove in 
    the side of the hive, where $100 awaits you. Now go back and enter the hive
    Walk up the spiral pathway to get to the hive, instead of carrying it, you 
    will need to hop inside and fend off the attacking wasps. There is a radar 
    to keep track of where the wasps are. Press Z to fire the machine guns. 
    Don't let the wasps get too close to you or they will sting you.
    After all of the Wasps are dead, hop out to carry the hive back to Mrs. Bee
    . The three wasps from the beginning will come out and try to sting you as 
    you carry it back. Do the same as before, only this time, you will have to 
    carry it down the spiral path inside the hive first. After you bring it 
    back to Mrs. Bee, she will hop inside and blow the wasps to bits. After she
    pays you the $400, head back to the B pad that you used to defeat the Dung
    beetles, Behind it is a path that leads up the spiral mountain in the 
    center of "Windy" 
    Mr. Barrel
    You will meet a barrel whose name is Mr. Barrel. If you 
    have the right amount of money (which you should have if you've been 
    following this FAQ) he will allow you to ride on top of him. Ride him down 
    the spiral hill, it will get out of control and crash into the boarded up 
    doorway in the river by Mrs. Bee. It will break the wood down, allowing you
    to go through.
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    | 4.9                       Chapter 7: Spooky                           4.9 |
    Mr. Death
    The ride form Mr. Barrel will leave you unconscious. When you wake up, it'll
    be dark out. Head over to the doorway that Mr. Barrel made available (the
    one of Mrs. Bee's hive) and go thought he opening.
    A bunch of rocks will fall down behind you, so you can't exit through there
    . Follow the stream that you're in up until you get to a big semi-lake. On 
    the other side is Gregg the Grim Reaper. You've probaly met him already, so
    go over and talk to him. After a brief conversation, walk behind him and to
    the right, up the wooden walkway. 
    When you get to a large door, jump off 
    tot he right, into the water where there is a door waiting for you, go 
    through it. When you come out the other side, there will be a handle in 
    front of you, jump to reach it. It will open up the big door that you just 
    passed. So drop down from the handle and go out of the room, back to the 
    main stream, follow it up to the lake, and go have another conversation 
    with Gregg...
    He will give you a shotgun...
    Shotgun Controls
    Z Button-Fire
    B Button-Reload
    R Button-Aiming mode
    Hold Z-Targeting laser
    He will also tell you about a bunch of undead people in the room behind the
    big door. After the conversation, press B to pull out your new weapon. Now 
    make your way up the wooden path again, up to the big door. As your walking
    along the path in the graveyard, Zombies will start coming out of the 
    ground and trying to eat you. 
    There are two ways to defeat the Zombies, but you MUST hit them in the head
    . You can stand in the path, shooting the Zombies as they come at you (the 
    hard way) or you can jump onto a tomb stone (the easy way) and blow their 
    heads off since they can't reach you from up there. After you kill 12 
    zombies, Gregg will appear at the door at the end of the path, put your gun
    away and run to him, before any more zombies come out for feeding time. He 
    will give you a pat on the back for killing 12 souls, and give you access 
    through the doorway into the next part of Spooky...
    There will be a long twisting path up to the next area, walk very slowly, 
    because worms pop out of the ground and try to attack you. Walk slow, and 
    when one pops up, jump and tail spin over it. When you get to the end of 
    the path, there will be a house there with an open door. Go through it to 
    meet your next challenge.
    Count Batula
    The count is a vampire, whicjh you will find out at the end of the cut 
    scene. The villagers are trying to break into the house to kill him. Your 
    job is to bring the villagers to the grinder room, drop them int he grinder
    , and let the Count drink their blood. To help you out, the Count has 
    turned YOU into a bat...
    Bat Controls
    Analog stick-Control the bat
    Z-This drops bat poo down at the villagers to stun them
    B-Hold this to fly forward
    A-Hold to fly backwards
    There are lots of viallagers spread around the house, pick them up and 
    bring them to the grinder. Eventually, the rope that the Count is hanging 
    from will break and he will fall into the grinder himself. Allowing you to 
    return to squirrel form.
    *NOTE* If you are having difficulty finding enough villagers, Dallas has 
    been kind enough to make a map of the house, to get there, just return to 
    the FAQ page for Conker's Bad Fur Day.
    Key #1
    When you get back in control of Conker, pull out your shotgun and wait for 
    the Zombie to come around the corner, kill him, then turn around. Walk 
    arouynd the outside of the balcony until you reach a doorway on your right.
    Go through it and turn right again. Walk around this pathway until you can 
    see a bunch of bookcases in the center, jump to one of them, the you may 
    have to jump to another one, until you get to the one with the B pad.  Step
    on it to get the cross bow. 
    Cross Bow Controls
    Z-Fire an arrow
    Hold Z-Targeting laser
    Use the cross bow to kill the 4 bats in each corner of the room. After they
    are all dead, jump back to the walkway and go back upstairs, follow the 
    balcony around the room, until you get to the point where you killed the 
    zombie before. Go through the opening and turn left, and kill the zombie 
    there. Now walk along th board leading to the B pad in the middle of the 
    room. Use it to defeat the 3 bats ahead of you. 
    Now turn left and follow the boards going to the very back of the room,
    where you will find a key. Now head back, all the way back tot he room
    with the bookcases and the B pad. Now follow the path all the way around 
    this room until you find a ramp that leads to the bottom. Turn to the left
    and run through the doorway, try to avoid any zombies that may be in the 
    area. At the end of the hall, turn left, when your out in the foyer, turn 
    right, you should be able to see a door. Run up to it to put the key into 
    it. It will make a bridge rise in the garden.
    Key #2
    Now go to the right, through the hallway, killing the few zombies that are 
    there. You should see a big table in the middle of the next room. Put away 
    your gun and run and jump on top of it. This makes it easier to kill the 
    zombies that are all around this room, after they are all dead, continue 
    along, going through the door that you haven't gone through, this will 
    take you to the garden. Walk across the now raised bridge and pull your 
    gun out. You should see a zombie far away from you, you can either kill 
    him or ignore him and take your first left. 
    Shoot the zombie here, and go left, then turn to the right. Shoot the 
    couple of zombies that are in the center and go around the stone structure
    to find another key. Pick it up and go back through the garden "maze, go
    back across the bridge and past the dining room, past the hallway and to 
    the door, avoiding any zombies that may have reappeared. Put the key in
    he lock, this will make a ladder appear on the second floor of the grinder
    Key #3
    Now go up the stairs right in front of you and turn  left at the top of the
    stairs. Now right, into the grinder room. Turn left and follow the walkway 
    around the edge until you reach the ladder. Climb up it and jump off to the
    right. Follow this short platform until you get to the point that you have 
    to high jump and tail spin to the next part. Do it to get to a platform 
    that has a big switch on it. 
    Pull it to open two doorways. Now head back 
    to the ladder and this time, to the platform on the left. You will have to
    jump to the top of the tap on the grinder machine. There is a little square
    platform for you to land on. Now high jump to get to the platform with the 
    third and final key. Pick it up and continue along the platform until you 
    get to the doorway that you opened up with the switch. Go through it to 
    come out in the foyer of the mansion, turn to the right and go put the key
    in the slot. 
    Mr Barrel
    Yes, it's the same Mr. Barrel that got you into this whole mess in the 
    first place. He is sitting right near the door (inside the mansion) so go 
    over and talk to him. He will offer you another ride, so take it. Carefully
    ride down the path from the house. It will kill the worms so you don't have
    to worry about them. Go through the graveyard and out through the big door.
    Turn to your right and follow the wooden path down to where Gregg is, go
    down the ramp to get in the water.
    Now you have to use Mr. Barrel to go up the little hill of water to your
    right. Once up, go through the doorway. You will come out underneath the 
    waterfall from Chapter 1 (Hung Over) with a wad of cash sitting in front of
    you. Grab it and swim past the fallen gargoyle. Continue to swim across the
    lake to get to the piece of land in the middle, then jump to the log
    sticking out, and follow the path up, across the bridge and back into Windy
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    | 4.10                      Chapter 8: It's War!                       4.10 |
    It's War
    Watch the cut scene, then go past the gargoyle in the water and back up to 
    the Hungover area. Jump from platform to platform until you reach the top
    and go through the opening to enter Windy again. Take the left (Naughty) 
    path and jump over the wires when you come to them. Go through the now 
    opened elevator doors and walk forward to view another cut scene of a plane
    being shot down. You'll then talk to the general about joining the army, 
    the he tells you to turn the power back on.
    Power's Off
    Go straight ahead and jump into the water, there will be alot of electric
    eels, so be careful, you must swim underwater, make sure that the eel is 
    following you, and swim through the rings, this will make the electricity 
    back on. After three have been powered-up, the power will come back on.  
    Hop out and go and go back tot he beginning, there is a ramp leading up to
    a bathroom, go knock on the door...
    Press B in front of it to knock making a man with a barrel of TNT tied to 
    his back to come out. After a short conversation, he will ask you to move 
    him. So go back down the ramp and move the little metal cube in front of 
    the ramp so that when the guy slides down, he won't go into the water. Now 
    go back up to where he is and push him down the ramp, the cube will stop 
    him from going into the water. Now push him off tot he left, past the 
    jumping crates, until you get beside the plane, he will tell you that he 
    will wait there.
    So leave him and go back past the jumping crates to the 
    beginning of the level. You will need to run straight up the middle, to 
    where you will find a B pad, it will give you a sling shot that shoots 
    fire pellets. Shoot one at the TNT barrel on the the guys back to make him 
    blow half of the plane away. Now go back to the bathroom and knock, there 
    will be another one waiting for you...
    You will have to push this one down the ramp so that he stops at the cube 
    just like the last one, now you will have to push this one to the right,
    but be careful even though it looks safe, it is full of spider mines that 
    come out of the ground and try to blow you up. Try to weave through the 
    mines until you get to the end, where he will want to sit, just like the 
    other one. Now go back tot he beginning and go to the B pad, shoot this 
    barrel to make the plane that's blocking the way blow up for good.
    The general will congratulate you, then knock you unconscious and put you
    on a boat heading to war.... When you wake up, you'll be surrounded by 
    other squirrels that are going to war. There will be a Saving Private Ryan
    parody and then your left on the beach to play..
    The Assault
    You'll be on a beach with the evil Tediz firing at you from their hidden
    turret guns, well they're not hidden, but they're not possible to get to 
    either. Now run to the opening in the barb wire fence, keep following it 
    around, if you somehow get lost, there are a few soldiers that lead the way
    . When you see an area with a bunch of chocolate, run to it!
    Sole Survivor
    You will meet up with a soldier who is expecting backup. He's disappointed
    that you're the only one who made it. He then gets killed by one of the 
    turret guns, leaving his guns for you.
    Machine Gun Controls
    B-Take out/Put away
    R-Aiming mode
    Shoot the lock off of the door in front of you and enter the Tediz 
    The first room is full of hidden Tediz, if you take a few steps forward, 
    they will come out of hiding to try to kill you, pick them all off from 
    behind the crate in front of you to make the door to the next room open 
    In this hallway, there'll be Tediz behind almost all of the crates, so move
    slowly. Walk under the high points of the first two lasers you come to, 
    kill the the Tediz and turn right to find more lasers. Jump through them 
    and be ready to be encountered by more Tediz. For the rest of the hallway, 
    be careful, walk slowly, and don't touch any of the lasers. Also, Tediz 
    tend to drop out of vents in the ceiling very often so be ready for that 
    Doctor Tediz
    When you enter the next room, two tediz doctors will see you, they will
    then go from "smart" to "Tediz" Just stand where you are, pull out your 
    guns and kill all of the tediz that you can see. After you do that, run up
    the ramp to the left and climb on top of the crate, from here, you will 
    be able to see and tediz in the room, so finish all of them off. Now go to
    your left at the back of the room, in the corner is a soldier strapped to 
    an electric chair...
    He asks for your help  to get out of the chair, there are two switches 
    beside him, you have to choose one of them, it doesn't matter which one you
    pull, it frys him, the other one opens the door. Don't worry though, he
    doesn't die. Now go through he door you opened to be confronted with the
    deadliest Tediz so far.
    He has a turret gun, and he will not hesitate to fire at you, run to the 
    right behind the crates until he stops to reload. This is when you hop over
    the crates and go behind the bigger stack of them, when he stops to reload 
    again, run around the crates, beside him to your right is a rope, climb it 
    and hide behind the pipe on top of the crates, when he reloads again, run 
    along to the end of the stack of crates where you will find a B pad. Press 
    it to get a bazooka, aim at the turret Tediz and press Z, surprise! no more
    Tediz. Now jump down and sit on the Turret gun.
    You should be familiar with the turret gun from Mrs. bees "Deep insurgency"
    mission. Tediz will start poring out of the left and right doors, kill 
    them all to open the door on the right. Go through it to see what your next
    task is...
    You will see a cut scene of a bunch of Tediz trying to kill a squirrel 
    soldier, but not succeeding. kill all of the Tediz before they have a 
    chance to shoot at you. When they are all dead, Rodent will pop his head 
    out of his suit and say hello, it appears that you guys know each other. 
    Head to the right where there are many bombers and spider mines, when a 
    bomber drops a bomb, jump to avoiding getting hit. When a spider mine 
    comes at you, hide behind Rodent so that you don't get hurt, at the end of
    the path is a big door that Rodent tells you to shoot the lock off of.
    Tail spin to the raft in the water where there is a B pad. Pull out the
    bazooka with it and shoot the lights surrounding the lock on the door. 
    Don't worry about all of the Tediz around you, just shoot the lock off, 
    when it opens, tail spin across the water and go through the door.
    *NOTE*: If you die, you don't have to shoot the lock off again, you just 
    have to make sure that Rodent follows you all the way to the end, and 
    through he door.
    Chemical Warfare
    When you enter the next room, there will be a tank, Rodent explains what it
    is and how he's always wanted to see the inside of one, he runs over and 
    jumps inside, you should do the same.
    Tank Controls
    C-up/down-aim in and out
    Z-fire tank missile
    R-aiming mode
    Aim the tank gun at the door way straight across from you. The door with 
    the radio active symbol on it. Go through the blasted open doorway as just 
    Conker (no tank). Drop into the hallway below, walk along the corridor
    until you reach a pit of acid Jump over it but then jump right back because
    a spider mine will come up, and since you moved back, it will fall into 
    the acid and die. Now jump back to the other side, you will come across 
    another pit of acid, do the same as before. There will be one more acid 
    pit, you know what to do...you will come to a room with a toggle switch on 
    the other side.
    Pull the switch down. Acid will now start pouring into the room, so run 
    back the way you came and high jump to get back to the little ledge, go 
    outside. Go back in the tank and go through the now opened door on your 
    The Tower
    You will have to get out of tank, but make sure that the tower turret can't
    see you. The tail spin across the gap, step on the raised bridge and press 
    B. This will make Conker turn into a anvil, making the bridge come down. 
    Hop back in the tank and roll across the bridge. Shoot the towers leg. Now 
    continue to the right, jump out and do the same thing to the bridge. Shoot 
    the leg and continue again to the right, shooting or running over any Tediz
    that get in your way. Do the same thing for the next two bridges, and the 
    next two legs of the tower.
    This will make the tower collapse. Get out of the tank and walk across the 
    board to where the tower used to be, drop into the hole in the ground.
    Little Girl
    You will land on a little platform, go forward onto the big area, and make
    your way to the middle to meet a little girl who tells you about submarines
    and missiles. Go to the right and go to he B pad. Use the bazooka to shoot
    at the submarine in the water. If it shoots a missile at you, you can 
    A)Blow it up in midair, or B)put the bazooka away and back up onto the
    central platform. More will come, so keep shooting them until the music 
    stops. Now go back tot he central platform and continue to your right until
    you come across another B pad, do the same as before, only this time you'll
    have to defeat more subs. After that, got ot he right one final time and
    defeat all of the subs there. That is the end of the subs, yay!
    Now back to the central platform now, go back to where the little girl is 
    to claim your "prize"
    The Experiment
    Rodent will drop from the hole in the ceiling, warning Conker to stay away
    from the little girl. Conker goes near the little girl and the hatch-like 
    thing she is in opens up to reveal a huge Tediz experiment, or a freak,
    whatever name you prefer. Run over to Rodent's tank and get inside it.
    Once inside, turn if you have to and fire a missile at each of the 
    experiments "mini guns" protruding from his side. Keep blowing off the 
    weapon that it conjures up. When he loses a weapon, fire a missile at the 
    "little girl" puppet on his right hand, this will make him turn around, 
    allowing you to hit the target on his back. Continue to shoot off his 
    weapons, shoot the little girl, and shoot the thing on his back until he 
    starts to follow you around. 
    He won't stop and give you a chance to hit 
    him so you must use the C Buttons to move the tank gun around, while 
    running away from it. When the turret is facing him, fire a shot. He will 
    stop, exposing the little girl, you know what to do... The next thing that 
    will happen is the experiment will die, causing the little girl to go 
    flying. Walk over to where she is and she will set a self destruct on the
    entire island in 4 minutes and 30 seconds
    Hop into the hole in front of you to go to the underground passageway, the 
    same one with all of the lasers and stuff. Take your time (you have plenty 
    of it) and time your jumps. be ready for an ambush of Tediz in a few places
    . When you get to the end of the red lasers, you will be in a room with 
    blue lasers covering the door, DO NOT TOUCH THEM. You will die instantly. 
    Instead, hop on the nearby crate and pull out your bazooka and continue to 
    kill all the Tediz in the room, the last one will go flying into the blue 
    lasers causing them to turn off. Head through the new door.
    This next part is one of the most difficult parts of the game, "Escape 
    from the beach" Scared yet? Your goal is to run through the beach, back to 
    the boat that you came to the island on. There are two ways that you can do
    this, they will be listed below.
    1)This is the way that I prefer but it has a good mix of luck involved. 
    Start by turning to the left and running straight. Now, turn rigth and go
    straight, there will be a Tediz with a bazooka on your right so start
    jumping around, left to right. to avoid the bazooka fires. Turn left,
    while still jumping around, now go on an angle to the back right of this 
    new "area" be careful though, near the end, 3 Tediz will pop up.
    2)I find this to be the harder way, but that's just me. Start as you would 
    above, go left, the another left, only this time, when you get to the 
    pillar thing, bring out the bazooka that you have now. Go into aiming mode 
    and kill the Tediz on your right that should appear in a few seconds. Now 
    turn to the left, and kill the Tediz there. Then, turn more to your left 
    and kill the other Tediz, turn to your right, kill the Tediz there. Now 
    the hard part, As you get to the end, 3 Tediz will pop up, you stand a very
    small chance of taking all of them out. So I suggest to jump/tail spin past
    Peace at Last!
    Now that your back in the boat, sailing back to the overworld, the general
    has a nice little chat with you. Tediz Island blows up, but with Rodent
    still on it! But don't worry, he sails through the air, back to Windy...
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    | 4.11                       Chapter 9: Heist                          4.11 |
    The Windmills End
    Now that your back in Windy, make your way back up the spiral hill in the 
    middle to get to the Windmill. A surprise awaits you, Rodent has crashed 
    into the 'mill causing it to crumble to pieces, Rodent will come out, have
    a brief conversation with Conker, then leave. Follow the spiral path down
    into the windmill and go through the door.
    You will appear in an area near Poo Land. The Feral Bank to be exact, walk
    up the steps to run into none other than the Weasel Mob Boss, the same one 
    from the Uga Buga chapter. He will brief you on your mission. It also
    appears that Berri is there to help you out. He gives you a "Neo" type suit
    , and your on your way. Just walk up the rest of the steps and through the 
    rotating doors...
    Enter the Vertex
    This is one of the levels that made me buy the game. It is a Matrix Parody.
    It starts off with Conker walking through the doors, he shoots a few guards
    , Berri comes in, shoots somebody, and the level is underway. Start by 
    running to your right, behind the pillar. Wait until you can hear the 
    weasels talking, then press B, to jump through the air in Matrix style 
    (slow motion) While in midair, move the curser around, killing the weasels.
    You will land behind the pillar on the left side of the room. If you 
    defeated both of the weasels in the first "jump" then a second "wave" of 
    them is coming soon, so when you hear the voices, get "flying" 
    The first time, you must defeat two waves of two weasels, the second time, 
    there are three weasels in each wave, it keeps increasing until you are at 
    the elevator, go through the door to reach the second level of the Feral 
    Bank. The next room is full of lasers, but don't worry because Berri turns 
    them off. Head straight ahead, through the vault doors to find ALOT of cash
    The Vault
    In this room, cash is running around everywhere, hit them with your frying 
    pan, then pick them up. After you collect three of them, it will skip 
    getting the rest. Conker will become a millionaire. But the Panther King is
    in the same vault, waiting for Conker. After a tragic cut scene 
    (Which I will not spoil) You will be left to face an Alien, a parody from 
    the "Alien" series. Start by turning slightly to your left and pushing the 
    switch, this will make the air lock open and another door across the room 
    open. Run over to the open door, avoiding being bitten by the Alien at all 
    costs (You die from a single bite) Inside the doorway is a space suit, put 
    it on, to be able to fight the alien one on one...
    This is one of the hardest boss battles in the game. You will need to run 
    up to him, and press B, keep pressing it until he is unconscious on the 
    ground, now run around him, and grab his tail. Rotate the analog stick 
    counter-clockwise (to the right) very slowly, this will make Conker swing 
    him around. When the Alien is facing the open airlock, press B to throw 
    him out. Uh oh, he clung onto the edge, so do it two more times to finish
    him off for good. 
    *NOTE: The Alien will get harder the second and third times, if he bites, 
    press Z to block, this will stun him, giving you time to knock him out.
    The End
    The Alien will come back in the ship, but the game will "lock up" after a 
    little conversation as well as a little help from the programmers, Conker 
    defeats the Alien once and for all and becomes King Conker, taking over the
    Panther King's throne.
    5.  Other
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    | 5.1                        Tail Locations                             1.2 |
    Chapter 2 (Windy)
    After first entering Windy (and after you've met Gregg) go down the twisted
    walkway. In front of you is a "Naughty/Nice" sign. Behind it is a tail
    In Poo Cabin, when you are in the room with all of the ropes, get on top of
    the beam in the middle of the room and run to the back of it to find a tail
    Chapter 3 (Barn Boys)
    After you have emptied the water form the basket and jumped into it as the 
    anvil, a gate will open in the moat around the barn. Swim into it to find a
    squirrel tail
    Go tot he area with the cheese. Climb up ont he rocks towards the back of 
    the arena. Start jumping around. When a lightbulb appears over your head, 
    then hit B. You will smash open the rock revealing a tail worth 10 lives! 
    Chapter 4 (Cats Tower)
    After you meet Mrs. Catfish, and she tells you to go do something about the
    dogfish. swim up the river, behind one of the waterfalls is a squirrel tail
    Chapter 5 (Sloprano)
    After you defeat the great Mighty Poo, jump down in the middle and go 
    through the doorway. Jump down and look to the left for a tail for you to 
    Chapter 6 (Uga Buga)
    After the stone flipp'n monk comes out of the giant dino's mouth, use the
    stone to get on top of it's head. Run to the very back of his back. On the 
    wall is yet another squirrel tail.
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    | 5.2                        Cash locations                             5.2 |
    Chapter 1 (Hung Over)
    $100-Underneath the waterfall is a wad of cash. You won't be able to reach 
    it until after you complete the "Spooky" chapter and use Mr. barrel to swim 
    across the water on the opposite side
    Chapter 2 (Windy)
    $100-The first cash you can get in this game, is to bring back Mrs. bee's
    hive. Follow the naughty path up the hill, grab the hive and bring it back 
    to Mrs. bee, following the path the whole time
    $100-On top of poo mountain, when you get to the top, high jump to reach it
    $100-In poo cabin,once you go down the hole, and after you fill the place 
    up with poo, you will be able to swim to the cash on a beam near the 
    $100-in the side of the wasp's hive, high jump to one of the holes in the 
    front of it and follow them up until you reach the alcove in the side.
    $400-Bring Mrs. Bee her hive again. Yes, her hive has been stolen again. 
    Bring it back to her to receive 4x last time's fee.
    Chapter 3 (Barn Boys)
    $100-After getting rid of the mouse, climb on top of the barn to find a 
    nice big wad of cash
    $100-After you escape from the "Haymenator" (AKA: The Hay Bot) jump on the
    stone flipp'n monks tablet to be tossed in there and to be able to reach
    the cash
    $100-After doing the above, go outside and climb the ladder, then run off 
    the edge, press B when the lightbulb appears, and it will open a door in
    the moat around the barn. Go into the new passage way to get your cash
    $100-Collect the bees and bring them to the sunflower in order for the 
    king bee to "pollinate" her. After he is done, bounce on her "stigmas" to
    reach the cash
    Chapter 4 (Cats Tower)
    $100-Climb Bat's tower and hover across the top to get the cash but be 
    careful not to fall off
    $300-After the dogfish smashes into the wall,jump on top of him to reach 
    the cash
    $10-After you get the money from the vault head outside where the 
    Catfishes will demand their money back. You find out it's only a measly
    $10 and decide to keep the whole thing.
    Chapter 5 (Sloprano)
    $100-After defeating the great mighty poo, look near the flush handle for a
    wad of cash
    $100-On the top of the "pyramid" near the entrance to Uga buga
    Chapter 6 (Uga Buga)
    $100-On the back of the giant dino in the main Unga Bunga chamber
    $100-Inside berri's cage in the Rock Solid Club
    $100-Race the unga bungas to get your money back as well as find some new
    Chapter 7 (Spooky)
    Well, I guess the cash that I mentioned in the 1st chapter can also be put 
    under this one.
    Chapter 8 (It's War!)
    There is not one single wad of cash in this chapter, oh well maybe next 
    Chapter 9 (Heist)
    $1 000 000-Complete "Enter the Vertex" (AKA, "The Matrix Level")
    6.  Multiplayer
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    | 6.1                           Scenarios                               6.1 |
    One of my favorite modes, beach has you as either a frenchie or an evil
    Tediz. If you are the tediz, then your goal is to stop the frenchies from
    getting to paris. If you are a frenchie, then your goal is to get past the 
    Tediz and into the truck leaving for paris
    Tediz-If you choose to be a Tediz, then you will appear in front of a 
    turret gun, you can either use that or you can head up the ramp to the left
    to get a bazooka or the right ramp to get a sniper rifle. The frenchies 
    will be running toward you, trying to get past and you must stop them at 
    all costs. Make sure you don't fall out of the tower though.
    Frenchies-If you choose the frenchies then you have a rough road ahead.
    You will start on a board walk, make your way off it and start heading 
    north. Try to dodge the Tediz attacks as you make your way up the beach. 
    Your one and only defence against the tediz is a single dynamite plunger
    hidden in the level.
    Well, i would have to say that this mode is my least favorite, I don't hate
    it but I don't like it either. It is basically dino Vs. caveman. If you are
    a raptor, kill the caveman and feed him to your baby. If your a caveman, 
    you must steal the raptors eggs and bring them back to eat.
    Raptor-If you choose raptor, then you've made the right choice, it is 
    easier than the caveman. The idea is to find the caveman, eat him and bring
    his left overs back to your baby to eat.
    Caveman-if you choose to be a caveman, then you must be pretty good. 
    Because you must get inside the raptors base, steal an egg, and carry it 
    all the way back to your base and put it in the frying pan.
    Ahhhh, the memories. This is a great mode and should be given a second
    chance if you don't like it. It is great! The main goal is to get to the 
    middle, get the bag of money and and bring it back to your "wall"
    Weasels-Theses are all you can be in this mode. You will need to get to the
    center of the labyrinth, get the bag of money and carry it back to your
    starting point. But your friends have turned on you! it seems that they 
    want to impress the "boss" by getting the money. So while you are bringing 
    it back, you will need to avoid their oncoming attacks.
    Ahhh yes, the classic deathmatch, what would any multiplayer be without it?
    well, you probably guessed that the idea is to kill everybody. There is a
    choice from a variety of characters and levels, well, I guess there isn't 
    really anything more to say about it....There are many more characters in 
    "Secrets/Cheats" section.
    There 2 mini-,odes to war, Total war and Colours. In Total war, you must
    get the other teams gas canister and put it in the sewers, releasing a gas 
    that annihilates the enemy, if it is colours, then it is a capture the flag
    Total War- In this mode, you are either a squirrel or a tediz. Both are 
    equal and have the same goal : get in the other base, kill and get their 
    gas canister. You will then have to bring it down to the sewers to release 
    a chemical gas that will wipe out all of the enemy. A gas mask is available
    in case you dont have time to get to the center.
    Colours-In this mode, you are once again, either the squirrel or the tediz.
    But this time, a new method has been constructed, you must sneak into the
    other base, get their flag (colour) and return it to your base to get a
    point. Basically capture the flag, wait it IS capture the flag!
    In this mode, you are a tank on a mission, get the enemy's nuclear canister
    and bring it back to your own base. Easy? No! If you get hit my a tank 
    missile on your way back, then you will blow up, losing the canister. This 
    game can be won by achieving a set number of points
    That's right, Conkers even has a race mode! Not a great one I might add, 
    but an ok one. You can choose your racer and either track A or B. They are 
    both the same except one of them takes a different path. You can press B 
    to swipe at other racers, hoping to knock them off the jet board.
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    | 6.2                            Weapons                                6.2 |
    Yes, a chainsaw, it can be used to cut a person in half several different 
    ways, depending on where you cut them. This weapon is great for just 
    running into the enemies base and slicing up everybody.
    B-Take the saw out
    Z-Swing it
    B-Put it away
    R-aiming mode
    An ancient Japanese fighting machine, this sword turns you into a mighty
    warrior, capable of jumping really high and cutting peoples heads off. 
    Almost like a chansaw, but alot more maneuverable. This is a personal
    favorite of mine.
    B-take it out
    Z-swing it
    B-put it away
    R-aiming mode
    Sniper rifle
    What is a multi without a sniper rifle? It zooms in and you blow a head
    off, simple? Not really, you need to have precise aiming and control with
    the nintendo 64 controller, it takes alot of practise, but this is ONE
    weapon that's worth mastering.
    B-take it out
    C-up/down-Zoom in and out
    B-put it away
    R-aiming mode
    Machine Guns
    We all know what these are, they're twin machine guns! You can kill people 
    from far away or just run up in their face and kill them. The downside, you
    can't jump at all.
    B-take it out
    B-put it away
    R-aiming mode
    Baseball bat
    Well, a unique weapon but a cool one just the same. Just like used in a 
    baseball game, only these ones don't seem to want to break over peoples 
    B-take it out
    Z-swing it
    B-put it away
    R-aiming mode
    Tommy Gun
    Yes, just like in the old movies, a tommy gun! Not one of my favorites 
    simply because, if you hold down Z, it starts aiming up. I guess this 
    signifies the power of the gun. *TIP* To make the gun stay at ground level,
    tap Z instead of holding it.
    B-take it out
    B-put it away
    R-aiming mode
    Big gun that = blown up enemy. One hit can literally disassemble anybody.
    If it hits somewhere close to the target, it will still go sailing quite a 
    few feet into the air. 
    B-take it out
    Z-shoot missile
    B-put it away
    R-aiming mode
    Turret Gun
    It sits on a stand and spins 360° shooting bullets, what more do you want? 
    Well, a little more zoom would be nice. It has a small zoom, which is more 
    than I can say for others...
    B-manuel reload
    Z-fire bullets
    A-get off
    C-up/down-zoom in and out
    R-aiming mode
    Throwing Knives
    Who doesn't like throwing knives? Especially when you can run with them and
    throw them at people. Well maybe not in real life, but this is a video game
    ! My only complaint with these is the very small curser, it gets hard to 
    hit targets after a while.
    B-take the knives out
    Z-Throw them
    B-Put them away
    R-aiming mode
    This small beauty can kill an enemy in one direct shot. Pretty nice, huh?
    No more aiming for heads, no more chasing, just ONE direct hit and it's all
    B-take it out
    C-up/down-zoom in and out
    R-aiming mode
    Even though it's only used in one mode, it is still a weapon, well sort of 
    any way. You shoot through the tank's main turret. It launches a missile
    capable of destroying, well, we'll keep it at a simple "LOT OF DAMAGE"
    A-nitro booster if available
    C-up/down-aim in and out
    Z-fire tank missile
    R-aiming mode
    A gun that can kill anybody in usually one shot, this powerful thing will 
    certainly leave a mark in the wall. And a hole in the enemies chest. Too 
    bad it reloads sooooo slow
    Z Button-Fire
    B Button-Reload
    R Button-Aiming mode
    Assault Rifle
    Wow is all I can say, a good gun with rapid fire? The only downside is that
    it has a very slow reload time. But not SO bad that you can't use it, just
    try to duck for cover of something.
    Z Button-Fire
    B Button- Manuel Reload
    R-Aiming mode
    This little egg shaped thing can do a great amount of damage, just pull the
    pin and throw it and BOOM. Blow up anybody within the radius of the 
    C Down-Pull the pin and release the button to send the grenade longer
    This is one of my top 5 most hated guns in ALL games, but it's better in 
    this game. It spews out a really long stream of fire to attack people with,
    and if it hits a Tediz, OUCH.
    Z- Fire the stream of...fire
    B-Take it out
    B-Put it away
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    | 6.3                            Strategies                             5.2 |
    Try to keep to the right side, follow the path up to the bridge that 
    extends across the middle of the level, run across it until you reach the 
    pathway that leads to the dynamite plunger, press it, then quickly run back,
    high jump back to the central pathway, and continue on to the left, when
    you come out, be careful of turret fire. Jump if you have to. Follow the 
    ramp down and go through the doors to get away. Possible points: 0-3
    One strategy that usually works for me is to just run straight up the middle
    . Jump from left to right, but keep moving forward. You will probably only
    have to avoid the turret gun, which can be hard, but not impossible. 
    Possible points: 0-1
    The bazooka is the cheapest thing I can think of, just torture the 
    frenchies as they try to run across the field or walkway in the middle, 
    with practise, you can kill everybody in one shot. Possible points: 0-? 
    (depending on how many frenchies are in that direct area)
    Try to keep as far away from the raptor as possible. and keep to the upper
    part of the temple. 
    Use your radar all the time, and it helps to let the caveman come to you
    Get the money, and try to zig zag around instead of running in a straight
    line. If somebody comes up right behind you, do a circle around them and 
    continue on your way.
    Another way, if you're really good with the sniper rifle, go up to the 
    sniper tower (place) and just shoot everybody when they come in to get the
    money. You only have 5 lives, so when everybody dies, you win. Just make 
    sure nobody sneaks up behind you or your plan could backfire.
    I know it's cheap, but try to camp alot, get in a position where there is
    only one or two entrances to the room, get a good weapon and when somebody 
    comes near, let them have it.
    Total war
    Grab the machine guns behind you and run up the ramp, all the way to the
    other teams base, pull out the guns, go into "1st person" view and go 
    through the front doors, blowing heads off here and there.
    A good way to stall for another player to get the flag is to sneak into the
    other teams base and get control of their turret. Most of them try to come 
    after you, so it gives another player time to get the flag.
    I don't worry about the enemy right away, I just get to the middle and back
    as soon as possible. Of course, if the enemy has the canister, you have to 
    go after them.
    At the start of the race, try to keep as far to the right as possible, so 
    as not to be hit by other players. After that, try to grab all the items 
    you see, especially the nitro boosts.
    7.  Last Words
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    | 7.1                              Cheats                               7.1 |
    Single Player
    EASY - Makes the game easy somehow
    VERYEASY - Makes the game even easier
    DRACULASTEABAGS - 50 Lives in Story Mode
    SPUNKJOCKEY - Matrix Mode
    BOVRILBULLETHOLE - 50 lives in Chapters Mode
    WELDERSBENCH - All Chapters and Scenes
    MONKEYSCHIN - Uga Buga
    ANCHOVYBAY - Sloprano
    CLAMPIRATE - Bats Tower
    PRINCEALBERT - Barn Boys
    BEELZEBUBSBUM - "It's War"
    EASTEREGGSRUS - Neo Conker
    WELLYTOP - Conker
    DUTCHOVENS - Makes the frying pan available in race mode
    BILLYMILLROUNDABOUT - Gregg The Grim Reaper
    EATBOX - Cavemen
    CHINDITVICTORY - Weseal Henchmen
    BEEFCURTAINS - Zombies and Villagers
    RUSTYSHERIFFSBADGE - Tediz and Squirrel Leaders
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    | 7.2                     Frequently Asked Questions                    7.2 |
    Q:What is "Conkers bad Fur Day"?
    A:Conkers BFD is a game made by Rareware for Nintendo 64. It features an
    adult squirrel that gets into adult situations
    Q:I heard that Conkers BFD is Rated M for Mature, is this true?
    A:It most certainly is true. Conkers BFD has earned it's M rating because
    of the swearing and adult humor
    Q:Is there alot of swearing in this game?
    A:It has a fair amount, only "bleeps" out the f-word. But the swearing
    seems to fit in with the game.
    Q:Why was Conker turned into this..this....THING
    A:What thing? A great game? Maybe he grew up and stooped playing with
    Q:Does the game earn it's Mature rating?
    A:Personally, I don't think it does, but that's my opinion. 
    Q:How can I get my copy of BFD?
    A:Well if you are 17, you can walk in and buy it from a store, if you are 
    not, the store may refuse to sell it to you. If your parents are ok with 
    it, you could always ask them to get it for you
    Q:I have a question, but it's not explained in this fantastic FAQ, What do 
    I do?
    A:Email me. I will email you back and probably include the information in a
    later version
    Q:There are some sections in your FAQ that don't appear in the game, why?
    A:Well, it might be that I couldn't remember the exact name for that part 
    of the Chapter, so I named it myself, in the final version, I will change 
    them to the actual "in-game" names.
    Q:I emailed you, why didn't I get a reply?
    A:Most likely I didn't even receive your e-mail, or I was busy and didn't
    have time to reply.
    Q:I think I found a error with your FAQ, what do I do?
    A:Email me. My address is located at the beginning of this FAQ
    Q:How can I get my copy of BFD?
    A:Well if you are 17, you can walk in and buy it from a store, if you are 
    not, the store may refuse to sell it to you. If your parents are ok with 
    it, you could always ask them to get it for you.
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    | 7.3                          Credits/Thanks                           7.3 |
    Credit for this FAQ go to:
      -CJayC (www.gamefaqs.com) For being kind enough to post this on his site
      -Rare: For making such a great game
      -Nintendo: For having the guts to publish this game.
      -CyricZ: He helped me learn to format, without him, this FAQ wouldn't be
      -The Conker's Bad Fur Day board: With out them, I wouldn't have had the
                                       inspiration to complete this FAQ, Thanks
      -V1P3R: For helping me with sections of the Walkthrough that I couldn't
              remember clearly
      -John David Nowak: for giving my info on weapons I forgot in the
                         multiplayer section
      -Xanimal & Parasyte: for supplying the cheats
      -Myself: for making this FAQ
      -Neoseeker: For asking me to have my FAQ on their site
      -Email Effects: For providing me with the ASCII artwork
      -Everybody who sent an email about the 10-life tail in Barn Boys. I guess 
       you guys really wanted the info in this FAQ, although I didn't really 
       want to spend time putting it in...
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    | 7.4                         Copyright Info                            7.4 |
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