Achievement Description Acceptance You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself. Animal Cruelty You've farted on animals 25 times. Are We Cool? You found Jesus while playing as a Jew. Ass of Fire You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass. Avenger You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out. Canadian Handshake You've farted on people 100 times. Chinpoko loco You collected 15 Chinpokomon. Chinpokolypse You collected all of the Chinpokomon. Clothes Whore You've collected all of the available costumes. Daddy Issues You befriended your father. Day Walker You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles. Dog Whistle You've farted on a dog while in gnome form. Dragon Wrath You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle. Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle. Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff. First Day in South Park You completed your first day in South Park. For the Hoarder You completed the game without selling any items. Friends in Strange Places You befriended both crab people and gnomes. Full Arsenal You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game. Gingivitis Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking. Heisenberg You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap. Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave. Irritable Bowels You **** your pants during a boss battle. Junk Peddler You sold 300 junk items. Just Saying Hi You've farted on every buddy in the game. KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle. Made This for You You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy. Make it Rain! You've spent $500. Mastery You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability. More Popular Than Jesus You made friends with half of South Park. More Popular Than John Lennon Everyone in South Park is your friend. New Kid On The Block You have joined the KKK. No Child Left Behind You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out. Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game. Outpatient You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS. Parkeologist You opened all of the garages in South Park. Perverted You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds. Poco Chinpoko You collected 5 Chinpokomon. Pulling Mud In three separate battles, you've taken a **** in your pants. Re-Buttal You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart. Shopaholic You have collected half of the available costume sets. Shutout You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle. Skilled Defender Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks. Stay Down You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out. Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth. Too Far You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus. Truth to Power You farted on four major authority figures. Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise. Weapon Proficiency Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks. You bastards! You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
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