• Steam Achievements

    AcceptanceYou accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
    Animal CrueltyYou've farted on animals 25 times.
    Are We Cool?You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
    Ass of FireYou defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
    AvengerYou defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
    Canadian HandshakeYou've farted on people 100 times.
    Chinpoko locoYou collected 15 Chinpokomon.
    ChinpokolypseYou collected all of the Chinpokomon.
    Clothes WhoreYou've collected all of the available costumes.
    Daddy IssuesYou befriended your father.
    Day WalkerYou defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
    Dog WhistleYou've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
    Dragon WrathYou knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
    Elven HeroYou defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
    Face HoffYou defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
    First Day in South ParkYou completed your first day in South Park.
    For the HoarderYou completed the game without selling any items.
    Friends in Strange PlacesYou befriended both crab people and gnomes.
    Full ArsenalYou own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
    GingivitisGingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
    HeisenbergYou defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
    Inside JokeWhile inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
    Irritable BowelsYou **** your pants during a boss battle.
    Junk PeddlerYou sold 300 junk items.
    Just Saying HiYou've farted on every buddy in the game.
    KKK HeroYou defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
    Made This for YouYou flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
    Make it Rain!You've spent $500.
    MasteryYou've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
    More Popular Than JesusYou made friends with half of South Park.
    More Popular Than John LennonEveryone in South Park is your friend.
    New Kid On The BlockYou have joined the KKK.
    No Child Left BehindYou completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
    NonconformistYou befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
    OutpatientYou defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
    ParkeologistYou opened all of the garages in South Park.
    PervertedYou watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
    Poco ChinpokoYou collected 5 Chinpokomon.
    Pulling MudIn three separate battles, you've taken a **** in your pants.
    Re-ButtalYou interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
    ShopaholicYou have collected half of the available costume sets.
    ShutoutYou successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
    Skilled DefenderOver the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
    Stay DownYou farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
    Stick SaviorYou defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
    Too FarYou farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
    Truth to PowerYou farted on four major authority figures.
    Two Girls, One StickYou defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
    Weapon ProficiencyOver the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
    You bastards!You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

    Contributed By: Guard Master.

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