• Achievements

    AchievementDescription
    Anything For An AwardmentKilled all the human NPCs and all the sheep. And for what? An awardment? Geez.
    At Least It's Not StampsCollected all the coins in the DLC Quest campaign.
    Big SpenderSpent one hundred coins.
    Catch them allFound all the hidden DLC packs in the DLC Quest campaign.
    ConsumerismYou bought everything in the DLC Quest campaign!
    Everyone Gets This OneYou progressed in the story! Congratulations! Is this really an accomplishment though?
    Got the GirlFinished the game, vanquished evil, and the hero got the girl.
    Hole in the wallDiscovered a hidey-hole!
    I Get That Reference!Ended the Comedian's reign of terror
    I've Got a Ruddy Gun!Found a weapon that in no way unbalances the game.
    Man That's Fast!Beat DLC Quest 100% in under 12 minutes
    Man That's Really Fast!Beat Live Freemium or Die 100% in under 20 minutes
    Master of UnlockingFound all the hidden DLC packs in Live Freemium or Die.
    My favorite awardmentI'm Player and this is my favorite awardment in the game.
    Nice TryYou tried to cheat! Isn't that cute? If this game had cheats, they wouldn't be free!
    Not Exactly NobleYour willingness to sacrifice yourself for the sake of exploration knows no bounds.
    Still Better Than StampsCollected all the coins in Live Freemium or Die.
    Story is ImportantYou discovered the story of the mysterious DLC Man. Uh, congrats?
    These Used To Come StandardPurchased the pause screen, animation and audio DLC packs
    Who's a Good Player?Given the run around, you still played fetch and helped everyone! Good job!
    You Did It! Kind of.You finished the game! Well it ended anyway. Maybe there's more?
    You maniacs! You blew it up!You lived long enough to die a hero and did what had to be done.

    Contributed By: WARIORO and PadukSteam.



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