• Steam Achievements

    6th Street BlockadeDefeat the 6th Street Blockade level. Good-for-nothing riot cops.
    Above The LawDefeat any level using Kid Justice and O'Grady.
    Anarchy WayDefeat the Anarchy Way level. Extra points for curb stomping anarchists.
    Ash VickersDefeat any level using Ash Vickers.
    Bad TripCollect the following items: 25 Mushrooms
    Bash BrothersDefeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan.
    Battle RoyalDefeat the Battle Royal level. You're a regular Bob Backlund.
    Big Hans CrimelordDefeat Big Hans and his band of ruffians.
    Bill's StorageDefeat the Bill's Storage level. We wanted to bid on locker #5. Too late now.
    Brother Antlers CrimelordDefeat Brother Antlers, the psychotic cult ruler.
    Chairman KodoshinDefeat any level using Chairman Kodoshin.
    Cheese HeadCollect the following items: 5 Pieces of Cheese
    Coffee Shop HipsterCollect the following items: 1 Coffee Container, 5 Books, 1 Pair of Glasses
    Corpse ThrowerDefeat 1 enemy by throwing the helpless, flailing body of a second enemy at him.
    Cultist CrusherIt's Waco, Texas all over gain. Defeat 200 enemy cultists to get this achievement.
    De CapitanComplete any level with De Capitan.
    De Capitan Low BlowDefeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Leg Sweep Attack.
    De Capitan Masked AvengerDefeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Superman Punch Attack.
    DerbyBall All-StarsDefeat any level using Hella Fistgerald and Steroid Jackson.
    Dogsworth McFreedomYou threw a dog and killed someone. We're calling Animal Protection.
    Dr. KarateComplete any level with Dr. Karate.
    Dr. Karate Foot PowerDefeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Flash Kick.
    Dr. Karate Kick MasterDefeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Crane Kick.
    Dracogen LabDefeat the Dracogen Lab level. No stopping for science experiments.
    Dry ViaductDefeat the Dry Viaduct level. This city could use some gentrification.
    Fan FavoritesDefeat any level using Dr. Karate and the Beekeeper.
    Foreign ObjectDefeat 50 Enemies using bats, mauls, or shovels. No reason to fight fair in Fist Puncher.
    Fruit KickerCollect the following items: 100 Pieces of Fruit
    Fuel Efficient Smack DownShow that all those hours at the gym paid off. Defeat 1 enemy by hoisting a smart car over your head and throwing it at him.
    General Kony CrimelordDefeat General Kony and his army of vile thugs.
    Grave DiggerDefeat an enemy on the Cemetery Level with a shovel.
    Grizzly Yves CrimelordDefeat the devilish Grizzly Yves and his seafaring followers.
    Hapless RomanticCollect the following items: 2 Perfumes, 2 Bottles of Wine, 2 Rings, 1 Red Rose
    HelicoptersDefeat the Helicopters level. Pat youself on the back. You're fighting entire armies now.
    Hella Derby SmashDefeat 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Slide Sweep Attack.
    Hella FistgeraldComplete any level with Hella Fistgerald.
    Hella Heart BreakerConvert 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Flirtatious Kiss Attack.
    High FructoseDefeat 1 enemy by throwing a soda machine at him. And remember to take a break from Fist Puncher and drink a refreshing Mint Spunk Cola.
    Hijackers BewareDefeat all of the hijacked delivery truck levels. And capitalism is restored!
    HoarderCollect 100 unique items.
    Jump KickerReal men use their fists, but we give credit where credit is due. Defeat 50 enemies using the jump kick attack.
    Junk Food GluttonCollect the following items: 1 Spunk Cola, 1 Cupcake, 1 Muffin, 1 Cheesecake, 1 Icecream Sandwich
    Karate HellDefeat any level using Dr. Karate and Hella Fistgerald.
    Kid JusticeComplete any level with Kid Justice.
    Kid Justice Bully BeatdownDefeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Flash Dive Attack.
    Kid Justice Schoolyard SmashDefeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Eye Gouge Attack.
    Kid KeeperDefeat any level using Kid Justice and the Beekeeper.
    King StreetDefeat the King Street level. You're a real tough guy.
    Lady Chop ChopDefeat Lady Chop Chop and her deadly steel blade, AND then complete any level with Lady Chop Chop.
    Lock 'n' LoadConfiscate 20 firearms from enemies.
    Miss BrazilRescue Miss Fist Puncher Brazil.
    Miss CanadaRescue Miss Fist Puncher Canada.
    Miss ChinaRescue Miss Fist Puncher China.
    Miss FranceRescue Miss Fist Puncher France.
    Miss JapanRescue Miss Fist Puncher Japan.
    Miss MexicoRescue Miss Fist Puncher Mexico.
    Miss RussiaRescue Miss Fist Puncher Russia.
    Miss UKRescue Miss Fist Puncher UK.
    Miss USARescue Miss Fist Puncher USA.
    Nude BeachDefeat the Nude Beach level. We're sorry for putting you through that.
    Nurse King-Fu CrimelordDefeat Nurse Kung-Fu, the wicked hospital taskmaster.
    O'GradyComplete any level with O'Grady.
    O'Grady Boot + FaceDefeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Riot Kick Attack.
    O'Grady Stun Gun HappyDefeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Stun Gun Attack.
    One PercentersDefeat any level using Preston Endicott and Dr. Karate.
    OrchardsDefeat the Orchards level. And, no, there is not a hidden, apple-picking mini-game.
    Picnic TimeCollect the following items: 3 Spunk Sodas, 2 Watermelons, 2 Hotdogs, 2 Hamburgers
    Playmore ParkDefeat the Playmore Park level. There are kids out there that want to play on the slide!
    Preston EndicottComplete any level with Preston Endicott.
    Preston Endicott Classy HeadbuttDefeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Headbutt Attack.
    Preston Endicott Tornado KickDefeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Tornado Kick.
    Prison WardenSolve the country's prison crowding woes. Defeat 100 enemy prisoners.
    Quentin Le LoupDefeat any level using Quentin Le Loup.
    Roger CrimelordDefeat Roger atop his tower of doom.
    Salsa PartyCollect the following items: 3 Tomatoes, 5 Chilli Peppers, 1 Garlic Clove
    Side ScrollerDefeat all of the sidescrolling chase levels. Maybe you should try some Canabalt.
    So ThirstyCollect the following items: 10 Spunk Colas, 5 Sporty Spunk Drinks
    Sobtanian CrimelordDefeat Sobtanian, the beats-loving electro-punk.
    Stabby Rascal CrimelordDefeat Stabby Rascal and his gang of toughs.
    Steroid JacksonComplete any level with Steroid Jackson.
    Steroid Jackson Andro StompDefeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Stomp.
    Steroid Jackson Back BreakerDefeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Backbreaker.
    Steven DenglerDefeat any level using Steven Dengler.
    Street EnforcersDefeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan.
    Stripper TownDefeat the Stripper Town level. We won't ask any questions.
    Subway Gas AttackDefeat the Subway Gas Attack level. Cultists. Can't trust 'em.
    Subway PassDefeat all 5 subway levels. How green of you to take mass transit.
    Take Out The TrashDefeat 5 Enemies by throwing trash at them. If this game had money, you'd also get a citation for throwing garbage all over the streets of our fair ci
    The BeekeeperComplete any level with the Beekeeper.
    The Beekeeper Fatal StingDefeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's Tornado Kick.
    The Beekeeper Mega SwarmDefeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's bees.
    The Milkman CrimelordDefeat the murdering, mustachioed Milkman, AND then complete any level with Milkman.
    Upstairs DownstairsDefeat any level using Preston Endicott and O'Grady.
    Vegetarian ChefCollect the following items: 2 Tomatoes, 2 Eggplants, 2 Ears of Corn, 2 Carrots, 2 Green Peppers
    Video GrapplerDefeat 100 enemy luchadores, and prove to the world that you're no jobroni.
    WarehouseDefeat the Warehouse level. Don't get distracted by men in suspenders.
    WharfDefeat the Wharf level. What's up with that dude wearing shades at night?
    Zombie Survival KitCollect the following items: 2 First Aid Kits, 3 D Batteries, 2 Walkie Talkies, 1 Flashlight, 1 Duct Tape, 1 Pocket Knife
    ZotmeisterDefeat any level using Zotmeister.

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