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Tales of the Drunken Paladin
Big Trouble in Little China, Maine
Hobotropolis

Walkthrough by Moxy and Land April 2012
Copyright 2012 All Rights Reserved

================================== Contents ===================================

. Introduction
. Litchfield
. Larry's Labyrinth
. Litchfield Forest
. Richmond
. Swamp
. Gardiner
. Gardiner Thieve's Hideout
. Chocolate Caves
. Ocean Passage
. Ice Mountains
. Bowdoin
. Desert
. Lewiston
. Lewiston Caves
. Pine Forest
. Freeport
. Super Castle
. Passage to China, Maine
. China, Maine
. Caves under China, Maine
. Augusta
. Augusta Mines
. Save Realm
. Hobotropolis
. Hobotropolis Sewers
. Ram Stables
. Prison
. Lost Save Ruins
. Lava Mines
. Aftermath
. Auction List
. Item List
. Shop List

=============================== Introduction ==================================

NOTE: I will list the items that I have found, you may find more. Some
information given will be from the game's website forum boards. 'Check' is a
gaming term which means to face an object and then to press the appropriate
action key. In this walkthrough 'check', 'search', 'look', or etc. means to
face the object and press SPACE BAR or something that equals the space bar. You
will be checking everything in this game.

I have decided to use neither articles nor conjunctions when listing multiple
objects. While reading the walkthrough you will find mistakes including
spelling, grammar, syntax, descriptive, omission, etc... rely on your instincts
to correct these issues.

I would also like to give a special thanks to Land. His walkthrough can be
found at the game's website (http://www.drunkenpaladin.com/). Without his
guidance this expanded version would have been incomplete. Therefor, I have
listed him as the co-author.

=============================== Game Information ==============================

Game Designer : Anebriate
 Game Company : The Drunken Paladin
 Release Date : 2009
     Platform : RPG Maker VX
 Game Website : http://www.drunkenpaladin.com

The game is an epic RPG. The platform is RPG Maker VX. The content has mature
themes and adult humor. This game is a satirical romp with challenging game
play and lots of hidden material. A very nice effort by the designer and I
commend his hard work.

============================= Note on Leveling Up =============================

Leveling up is more than just raising your stats and learning skills, it gives
Brownie Points to distribute into various stats such as...

HP     increases max Hit Points
MP     increases max Magic Points
ATK    increases Attack
DEF    increases Defense which lowers physical damage received
SPI    increases Spirit, which controls magic ATK and magic DEF
AGI    increases Agility which controls the action time bar
ACC    increases Accuracy
EVA    increases Evade
CRIT   increases Critical for regular physical attacks
SK SPD decreases wait time used for skills
IT SPD decreases wait time used for items
AGRO   increases the odds of that person being attacked

Recommneded stat distribution (?)

Brownie Points are limited and precious. By the end of the game, you will only
have enough to max out one stat. You will be unhappy if you waste your points.
The following suggestion is based on maximizing the character's main attack
and minimizing his worst vital stat. For me, the only important stats are ATK,
DEF, and SPI.

Character: Stat:

Anebriate  SPI DEF
Emma       ATK DEF SPI
Palmer     ATK SPI DEF
Albert     ATK
Deemer     SPI DEF
Webber     ATK SPI DEF
Dave       EVA SPI
Karla      AGRO
Robert     ATK DEF SPI
Greg       SPI DEF
B'Arby     ATK DEF SPI

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*                                 Litchfield                                  *
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Search the bedroom for Warm Beer. Exit the room and check Anebriate Ulysses
Longfellow's house for Coupon for Larry's, Full Throttle, Warm Beer.

Leave the house and follow the road to the right and up. Refrain searching for
items and exit to the right. After the event...

Enemy:     HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2:

MECHANICOR ?   9999 20 ?       ?

Just use Ultra Death Move Times Infinity and he will fall fast.

Afterwards, search Belinda's house for Women's Underwear, Lady Sandal, Warm
Beer, Red Key. Read the letter and exit the house.

==================================== Story ====================================

NOTE: Around the towns, on the ground, are various flowers and rocks.
Throughout the game, pick all the flowers and mine all the rocks. The
locations, varieties, and quantities will not be listed.

On this screen (Residential area, not in the houses), search for Full Throttle,
Warm Beer, Tears of Children.

Walk left, up and visit the first house beside Belinda's and talk to the
sleeping girl. Search Emma's house for Fishing Vest, Lady Sandal.

Search the brew and smelt shop for Pansylion, Tears of Children, Heavy Metal.
Go to the Town Square which is to the right of the houses. Search this screen
(Litchfield Square) for Warm Beer, Tears of Children, $350. Search inside the
Library for Warm Beer, Gross Hippy Stuff.

On the right side of the tower, check the bookstand. Go all the way north to
the top screen. Loiter around until night, then go inside the building with the
guard. Go to the left and grab the chest for $350. Go down the stairs and check
for Tears of Children. Follow the path to the bottom right side and into the
next area. Check for Warm Beer and head upstairs. Search for $250 and go up the
next set of stairs. Again, go up the stairs. Check for Rum and go up the
ladder. Open the chest for $2000, Litchfield City Guard Helm. Now that you have
enough money, back all the way out.

Search this screen (castle entrance) for Tears of Children. Once it's daytime,
go back to the store and buy the book. Take it to Emma and she will join your
party. Reply that your name is Anebriate.

================================ Side Quests ==================================

With Emma in your party, go back to the town square and talk to Sarah the white
haired girl for Tears of Children.

Go back up and talk to the woman with red hair. She will ask you to find her
lost chickens. There are three. The first is up and to the right of the three
children in a group. The second is just to the left of the girl who asked you
to catch them. The third is back down near the entrance to this area (it may be
on either side). Check the chicken lady for a reward of Randy, Roger 'n'
Ralph's Hot Sauce.

Search this screen (market) for Tears of Children, Tears of Children, Donut,
Warm Beer, $200, Full Throttle. The inn has Pansylion. Rosa Stands' Item Shop
has Lady Sandal. Hank's weapon shop has Rusted Tin Vest. Harold's travel
supplies has Poison.

Go up and talk to the blue haired girl. She will ask you to hurt a kid named
Phillip. Talk to the blonde haired kid and if you hurt him the girl will give
you a $100 reward. If you chose '(I can't do this)' and talk to the girl, she
will get mad. Then go back and talk to Phillip for Plastic Alien Epee.

Go north and talk to the red haired guy, Joe. He will ask if you like
dinosaurs, say 'Yes'. He will ask what kind and reply 'T-Rex' for Sweet-Ass
Dinosaur Club.

Go to the area on the left and into the red roofed house. Check for Fishing
Hat, Lady Sandal, Tears of Children. Exit.

Go to the blue roofed house on the left. Check for Lady Sandal, Dusty Key, Warm
Beer, Rum. Leave the house.

Go down and to the left till you see a boulder, talk to the girl to learn how
to pull objects. Check the chest for $250. Return to the plaza and buy a Rope
and Mama Judy's Toenail Clippers. Return to the previous area. Go to the red
house. On the right side of it, walk between the house and trees. Walk up to
the wall and use the rope. Go up, check for Warm Beer x5, return. After you
mine the neaby ore check the hole in the wall for Rum.

Sneaky shops appear at night. Near the inn buy Sneaky Pete's Foghorn from
Sneaky Pete.

During the night and with Emma, head to the Mayor's house, on the north west
side of the plaza. Go out the back door and talk to Sarah. Then go back inside
and talk to the Mayor to extort $3000 from him. Search Mayor Thompson's house
for Rum. Exit.

=================================== Story =====================================

Follow the road left and up and go into your house and grab the chest
containing your gear: Pointy Spear, Old Iron Suit, Rusty Iron Bucket Helm.

Now that you have found everything, check your equipment. Go back to the well
that is below Sneaky Pete and check it.

Enemy:      HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2:

Grumble Bee 280 45   33 Poison  ?

Find Larry's Tavern and talk to the hobo in front of it twice to save, then go
inside.

Walk up and around the table to the left and examine the barrel on the left
four times, twice to get Slimy Key and twice more to get Rum. Examine the urn
in the bottom right side for Poison x3.

Talk to Larry the barman. Try to leave. Talk to the priest Palmer who joins
your party. Check his equipment. Examine the piano to move it and then go down
the ladder.

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*                             Larry's Labyrinth                               *
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Enemy:                     HP: EXP: $: Drop 1:           Drop 2:

Conspicuously Large Spider 220 24   30 Poison            ?
Conspicuously Large Mouse  200 22   35 Hairpin           ?
Rabies Monster             140 15   20 Tears of Children ?

Go down the first path and grab the chest with Tears of Children. Then go back
up and head to the right and take the first path down and first path left and
follow it to the chest with Oldy Moldy Boots.

Go back up to the top and head all the way to the right and grab the chest with
Warm Beer. Head back left, go down and check the skeleton for Cool Glowing
Rock, return. Go down the path on the left again. This time head all the way
down and check the crate for Hedgehog Club.

Then go all the way back up and to the left near the beginning. Go back down
across the 2 bridges and go to the bottom left path. Take it down to the left
till you find a switch and pull it. Head back up to the four way intersection
go down to the crate for Full Throttle, return. Follow it all the way right and
down, right and up. Now the pillars are gone. Talk to the save hobo, save your
game. Then head to the right, up and right again to the differently tiled room.
Rest on the bed. Check for Trident.

Return to the save hobo. This time head down and follow the path to the old man
and check the chest in the small path to the bottom right for $350.

Now go to the right and check to jump across the blocks on the left side of the
water. Once you reach the end, check the chest for Tears of Children. Then head
to the right and down at the path to the right, go right and up, pull the
switch. Go down from here and check the chest for Rum. Then head back up, left
and down, follow the short path right. The hole is an optional fight...

================================ Optional Boss ================================

Enemy:       HP: EXP: $:  Drop 1:       Drop 2:

Rad Scorpion ?   400  350 Full Throttle Spring-Loaded Steel Claws

Not too bad, use your skills for an easy kill.

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Head all the way back up and back across the jumps to the left of the old man.
Head back up to the room to rest and go save again. Head back down to the right
and this time go straight down with the pillars gone and head left. Go up the
small steps and check the chest for Overcoat. Go back down and jump across the
water, continue left. Ignore the path down and keep going left. There is a
small hole beside a corpse, examine it and Emma will find Hairpin. Go around to
the left and up to the right to the house. Use the Slimy Key to go inside.

Go to the broken crate in the top left and 'disturb' it and you will fight
Barnaby Jones.

================================ Optional Boss ================================

Enemy:        HP: EXP: $:   Drop 1:                  Drop 2:

Barnaby Jones ?   550  3000 Barnaby's Badass Cutlass ?

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On the other side of the wood platform is another broken crate. Examine it for
an Ancient Weaponry Relic (Gugengraham Hammerfist).

Exit and pull the switch to the right. Head back down and to the right. On the
top path, head right past the intersection and event to rest or not will occur.
Occasionally throughout the game, you will be faced with choices that may
affect your relationship with your party members. As far as I can tell, this
has no bearing except on dialogue content. Resting will raise Emma's
relationship while not resting will raise Palmer's.

Continue heading to the right. Ignore the path up as it's a dead end. Examine
the small hole for Full Throttle. Keep going to the right into the next area.

Check for Warm Beer, $100. Go up the ladder. Check for Tears of Children x3. Go
up the ladder. Check for Sharp Metal Thing. Head out the door to return to
Litchfield proper.

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Just head a little to the left and you will be taken straight to the burning
Bar. On the outside, check the door and go in. Go behind the counter to find
a backdoor.

Afterwards, exit the inn.

Talk to the green hair guy named Daryl, just outside the inn. He will ask you
to find the person who took his stuff and sold it. He says the guy who took it
will be at the monument at night. Go save. Then at night, talk to the
suspicious guy just above the small steps by the monument...

================================ Optional Boss ================================

Enemy:        HP:  EXP: $:  Drop 1:      Drop 2:

Albert        2165 450  750 Juju Sticker Lucky Rabbit's Foot

You don't have to win this fight but I suggest that you do. Use your best
skills and hammer him into submission.

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After the fight go back to talk to Daryl. If you won then you will tell him you
lost. If you lose then you will tell him you kicked his butt and then get a
crappy reward.

NOTE: You need Mining Pick to collect ore.

Once you are done gathering ores and herbs or not, go to the area right of the
Town Square to the Cathedral. On the right side outside of the cathedral is a
chest for Tears of Children. Now go inside. Go to the room on the left and
check for Lady Sandal, Bullet-Proof Monk... Robe. Head back out to the right
and search for Tears of Children. Talk to brother Geoffrey at the alter. Head
to the top right room and check for Warm Beer. Head upstairs, go in the first
room on the right and check for Habiliments of a Nun. Go back out and to the
room on the left for Trusty Beatin' Stick, Cardinal Vestments, Woman's
Underwear, Tears of Children, Pansylion. Head out the Cathedral and back to
Town Square. Exit below the Town Square.

During your travels, try to keep Mining Pick x10 and Rope x10 in your pack at
all times. Sometimes when you mine a rock, you will find an additional
Meteorite Shard along with the ore. This is random and the chance is very low.
Regardless, you want six of them.

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*                              Litchfield Forest                              *
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Enemy:           HP: EXP: $:  Drop 1:   Drop 2:

Tree Sap         350 40   35  Warm Beer Trident
Giant Lumberjack 550 55   50  Warm Beer Lumberjack Axe
Grumble Bee      280 45   33  Poison    ?

Just head to the right on the world map to go into the forest and an event will
happen. Head to the right and save at your Magical Save Hobo.

================================ Side Quests ==================================

Head to the right of the hobo and follow the path right and head down. Follow
the serpentine path collecting flowers and ore. The hole in the ground is a
cave with a decently hard fight. Go back and save then return. Heal and check
the hole...

================================ Optional Boss ================================

Enemy:             HP: EXP: $:  Drop 1:              Drop 2:

Weirdo Earth Chick ?   650  750 Crystal Whiskey Vial The Purple Painmaker

Don't take these optional bosses lightly. Use your best skills and use any
items that you think are necessary. Some bosses are weak to certain attacks so
you need to experiment with your party's skills to become familiar with their
properties. She can and will kill your party if you simply try to attack your
way through the battle.

Afterwards, check for Dark Iron Vestments.

=================================== Story =====================================

Return to the save hobo. Go down and talk to the vaguely familiar person. After
the event, continue down and to the left. Keep heading left then go up through
the trees for Warm Beer. Head back down go a little further down for $150. Keep
walking down between the stump and tree and use Sneaky Pete's Foghorn to wake
Harold in front of the chest for Pspeare. Continue walking to the right, stop
by the store if you want and buy anything you might need.

Once again, head down and to the right go between the dead tree and tree hug
the trees on the bottom and walk right and check the chest for Hedgehog Club.
Go back left and continue going down on the main road, follow the path to the
right. Head to the right some more and then exit on the bottom.

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*                                  Richmond                                   *
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================================ Side Quests ==================================

Go inside the house on the right side of the well and go up the stairs. Crawl
into the hole in the wall and talk to Bernard the dog. He will tell you he
wants to get out of the hole. Go back downstairs and talk to Douglas and he
will say he has known about the dog and that it's all right to let him out. Go
back to Bernard and give him the good news and he will give you Bernard's
Magic Stick. Remember this house for later - the potatoes in the kitchen area.
Search Bernard's house for Rum, Tears of Children, Warm Beer.

Search Lance's house for Rum. Clint's house has Soft Velvet Pumps. Talk to the
guy by the well who is wearing white.

=================================== Story =====================================

Grab the chest right and down from Bernard's house, hidden behind a tree for
Tin Foil. Use the inn in the north part of town to heal up for the upcoming
boss. Visit the tavern and buy a Carrot for later. Save at the hobo then go
inside the nearby house.

Check for Crusty Metal Helm, Full Throttle. Go down stairs and check for Sun
Block. When you're ready, talk to the bald guy in the center of the symbol.

==================================== Boss =====================================

Enemy: HP: EXP: $:   Drop 1:     Drop 2:

Deemer ?   600  1000 Head Circle Felt-Lined Fat Suit

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Deemer joins your party. Choose from the remaining members to form your party.
As a side note, for display purposes keep Anebriate in the first slot. If you
want to have access to all of your items (as I do) then return to your save
hobo to swap out party members and strip them. Then form your party.

=============================== Black Bridge ==================================

Just walk around to the bridge and head east on it. Once you reach the sleeping
guard, talk to him for Face Piercer. Head right to exit.

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Enemy:             HP: EXP: $:  Drop 1:       Drop 2:

Jelly Belly        600 85   97  Sound Shrooms Tears of Children
Evil Plant Monster 800 93   104 Poison        Gross Hippy Stuff

Just head to the right from leaving the bridge and you will enter the swamp.
Start out by heading to the right when you get to the water, instead of jumping
right, jump down. Follow the path right for Jar of Female Angst. Go back left
and jump up, now jump right, walk right, up and jump up. Walk to the right and
jump down then right. Then walk up following the path as it's linear and talk
to the magic save hobo and save.

Walk to the left grab the chest for Rum. Back on the path, follow it down to
the left, walk between a few dead trees to the chest holding a Sound Shrooms.
Follow the path back down and left and when it goes up, find the small opening
below and grab the chest of Rum. Then follow the path going up and left and it
turns right. Stop at the shop and buy anything you may need and rest to heal
up. Walk down and around the two dead trees and then head up and right and then
once you get to the crate go up and go all the way to the left of the water and
jump across. Pull the rock twice, jump down, walk right, jump up, walk left by
the rock and jump up again. Head left and walk up and follow the upper path
right then head up and left and open the chest to obtain Morning Wood. Remember
this area for cave punching.

Head back out this area through the bottom exit and jump across the water to
the right into the small clearing between the trees and grab the chest with
Rum. Head out of the clearing and follow the path down and around to the right
to the cabin.

NOTE: Here is the Meteor Shard Worksmith for Meteor Shards. He will make items
for $10000 and 1, 2 or 3 Meteorite Shards.

Search Swampy Joe's house for Richmond Moonshine. Out of the house continue
right and then go up in the next area and head down to the right and grab the
chest just a little to the left containing a Beanie.

Then head back up and talk to the Quiz Master and take his quiz.
The answers are:

1. Litchfield
2. Sneaky Paul
3. Cardinal
4. Steve
5. Robert Flame
6. They

Leave the swamp behind the Quiz Master.

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*                                  Gardiner                                   *
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Before spending any money at the shops, let's scavenge the town. As before the
areas are divided by screen changes.

Entrance Area:
Search the grounds for Lantern, Jar of Female Angst. The item shop for
Pansylion, $275. The inn for $75, Tears of Children, Lady Sandal, Richmond
Moonshine. The pub for Warm Beer, Pansylion. Ann and Henry's house for Poison.

Slums Area:
Search the grounds for $350, $400. Keith's house for Long Braided Whip. Rotten
Joe's house for $250.

Residential Area:
Search the grounds for Rum. Norma's house for Apple. Katherine's house for Full
Throttle, Nice Suit, Rum, Pansylion. Meatloaf's house for Plate Armor.

================================== Side Quests ================================

Moxious Orb

With Albert in your party, talk to the girl to the left of the entrance of
Gardiner. She disappears but leaves an item behind, check it for Moxious Orb.

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The Broken Clock

Talk to the woman in the top left corner by Sneaky Pierre's store. She will ask
you to find 20 pieces of her clock.

 1 [ ] in the shade just up and right from the woman
 2 [ ] in the cave to the right of the building to the right of the woman
       (where Dave is hiding, beside him)
19 [ ] in the bar in the slums beside the guy with red hair on the left of him
 3 [ ] in the shade in the bottom left corner of the slums beside the chest of
       $400 
 4 [ ] in the house directly below the woman with the 2 guys talking beside it
 5 [ ] in the dirt beside the trees just right and down from the 4th's house
 6 [ ] on a pile of rocks in the first area beside a giant palm tree and 3
       small trees in front of the pub, very hard to see
 7 [ ] small patch of dirt to the left of the Inn in front of the informant who
       takes $20 from you
 8 [ ] 2nd floor of the Inn just past room 1
 9 [ ] in the item shop by the crates on the right beside the table, grab the
       chest with $275 while you're at it
10 [ ] beside the green leaf roof house and palm tree and fence in the first
       part of town, grab the chest in area west for $350
11 [ ] on the right side of the fence in the first area near the top beside the
       top of a palm tree
12 [ ] inside the fence with the boat port in the beach dirt beside the two
       palm trees by the crates
18 [ ] in the port house beside the small crate and a barrel
13 [ ] just outside the fence of the boat port near the heavy metal rock right
       beside the water
14 [ ] directly above Doctor Weird on the left side of Meatloaf's house
15 [ ] between the fence and mountain at the bottom below Doctor Weird sitting
       on a patch of grass
16 [ ] house just up and left from 15th, sitting on the first floor beside a
       covered urn
17 [ ] house to the right of 16th on the second floor in front of the giant
       crate
20 [ ] in the first area of the weapon shop caves

Reward: Pancho

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Hit the Child or Not Hit the Child....

There's a little kid running around the bottom left side of the top area
between two houses. If Emma and Palmer are in your current team then you get
the options of strike the child or not. Hitting the child will raise Palmer's
relationship while not hitting the child will raise Emma's. Do as you wish.

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Eyebrows of Time

Talk to the old man on the second floor of the house south of Meatloaf's house
then come back here before heading off to King Steve's house for his Eyebrows
of Time.

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Doctor Weird's Hunts

Talk to Doctor Weird on the left side of Meatloaf's house and he will ask you
to hunt a potato monster. Go to Richmond and inside Bernard's house during the
day. Examine the basket of potatoes and choose to 'Tamper Further' and then
select 'Yes'.

================================ Optional Boss ================================

Enemy:     HP: EXP: $:   Drop 1:           Drop 2:

Bad Potato ?   800  1250 The Potato Peeler ?

Just use your strongest attacks and tear him apart. Make sure you make
Anebriate use Share the Goods if he uses Quake.

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Return to Doctor Weird. He tells you to hunt a chicken next. It's at the Ice
Mountains back half. Head up and right then head directly down and into the
cave, you will see a chicken. Talk to it.

================================ Optional Boss ================================

Enemy:     HP: EXP: $:   Drop 1:               Drop 2:

Chickenbot ?   1500 3350 Chickenbot Spine Whip ?

He uses a spell to lower everyone's AGI. He uses it often, which is a downfall
for him. His normal attack can hit low DEF people like Emma for upward to 900.
Have Anebriate use Snow Caps to keep the party's HP high.

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Return to Doctor Weird. Next is the Devil's Cow. Far top left side of Pine
Forest, examine the hole in the ground.

================================ Optional Boss ================================

Enemy:   HP: EXP: $:   Drop 1: Drop 2:

Diabolus ?   3300 5500 Cow-L   Diabolus' Eyes

Hits for 900+ and can blind.

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Go back and talk to Doctor Weird then talk to Doctor Steve for your reward,
Doctor Weird's Coat and Doctor Steve's Specs.

================================ Optional Boss ================================

An Unpaid Debt

Enemy:   HP:  EXP: $:  Drop 1:              Drop 2:

Jim      1600          Richmond Moonshine   ?
Mitchell 1600          Crystal Whiskey Vial ?
Chad     2000 1000 405 Wizard Scissors      ?

Talk to the mohawk hair guy, Flakes, in front of the pub in the first area.
Take the letter to Chad in the pub in the slums, he's the one on the right at
the table of three. You must go back to Flakes and then go back to Chad in the
pub. Fight them and then go back to Flakes and you get a voucher for a free
item at Sneaky Pierre's shop.

================================ Optional Boss ================================

In the cave with Dave and the second clock piece, is what looks like a treasure
chest... but it isn't, it's a boss (kinda).

Enemy:     HP:  EXP: $:   Drop 1: Drop 2:

Booby Trap 1400 300  1200 ?       ?

For beating it, you get a Cold Stone from the chest.

=================================== Story =====================================

From the front of town go left into the next area and go in the pub in the
slums. Talk to the guy (Webber) with a big beard and armor at the table on the
far right. Go back to the front of town and head up and go around the back of
the pub and go up to the next area. Talk to the hobo and save your game. Then
head up the left side of the fence and into the large house with green leaves.

Palmer will chicken out and ditch you there. So go ahead and talk to the guy in
black by the table.

==================================== Boss =====================================

Enemy:   HP:  EXP: $:  Drop 1:             Drop 2:

Meatloaf 5000 750  550 The 'Loaf's Loafers ?

Pretty simple fight. However, he has two special attacks. One which can deal
damage and another that can silence two people. If Anebriate or Deemer get
silenced use a Sound Shroom on Deemer and Anebriate or have Anebriate use Warm
Beers to heal while Deemer casts Fireblast and Emma normal attacking.

==============================================================================

After the fight go to the Pub in the slums and talk to Palmer at the bar and
then talk to Webber again. Then go to Sneaky Pierre's store just above the pub
and he tells you the password. Next go back to the first area, stay the night
at the Inn, save at the hobo. Go into the weapon shop and check the big chair.

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*                           Gardiner Thieve's Hideout                         *
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Enemy:        HP: EXP: $:  Drop 1:   Drop 2:

Floating Lava 650 72   115 ?         ?
Limp          900 125  220 Sun Block ?

Head to the cave to the right walk to the spot with a few rocks in the lava and
jump there. Head right and grab the chest for Ring of Punching Children. Walk
to the right of the chest and up. You will hear a rumble and then a fight will
start.

================================ Optional Boss ================================

Enemy:            HP: EXP: $:   Drop 1:              Drop 2:

Weirdo Fire Chick ?   1275 1400 Crystal Whiskey Vial Robe of Radness

A bit more difficult than others so far but still easy. She tends to burn you
with a weaker attack or she will hit someone for around 400 or hit everyone for
around 200. If Anebriate dies you will be in trouble.

Anebriate having Share the Goods will help alot here as it can heal all for
around 300 at low LVLs, Deemer should cast Water Glob, Palmer use Cardinal
Catastrophe as it hits three times, Emma normal attack or Spooky Strike.

===============================================================================

Head back to the first room and go inside the door head straight up and talk to
the door and you will be let in. Head up the steps and talk to the guy wearing
a hood in front of the desk and he will tell you the person you're looking for
to has fled into the back area.

Search this area for Crystal Whiskey Vial, Mining Pick, health restore sack,
Exquisite Armor Replica, Dead Mouse, Rum, Felt-Lined Slippers.

Go left, continue going up then right and then go left and up and talk to the
save hobo and save.

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*                             The Chocolate Caves                             *
*                                                                             *
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Enemy:  HP: EXP: $:  Drop 1:       Drop 2:

Ghast   450 125  135 Sound Shrooms Tears of Children
Warwelf 900 190  230 Full Throttle Bear Claw

Pull the lever beside the save hobo and go down the bottom left side. Wait till
the spikes drop and pull the bottom rock down then go up top and when the
spikes are down push the top rock down. Go up the stairs.

Check the right side of the stacked crates for a Jar of Female Angst then on
the crate to the right side of the stairs look for a Queen Elaine VIII's Ninja
Star. Return to the save hobo.

Search for the Old Skeleton Key here. Then go above the save hobo and climb the
ladders and go left and down the ladder open the chest for Full Throttle. Head
down the next ladder and go into the cave walk through the linear path and go
out the cave exit and open the chest for a Warm Beer... Heck no. HECK NO!
Watch as Anebriate kicks the chest's butt and get your good reward of a
Necronomicon book for Emma. Head back through the cave and up the ladders and
now go further up into the next area.

Head up and check the crates for a Richmond Moonshine, ignore the cave for now,
head east and climb up the two ladders and flip the switch, return to the cave
entrance that we ignored. Go to the back of the room full of treasure. Get the
$15000 and Executioner's Cleaver. Then exit the Chocolate Caves. Go talk to
Webber who will join your party. Return to the switch area.

Go back down and follow the path and go up the ladder to the chest containing
the Spook Foil go back down and keep going left past the broken crate and
barrel and climb the ladder. Check the Mining Pick to get it. Examine the
broken urn for $1200 and continue to the right and climb down the ladder then
head up to the next area. Check the broken barrel behind the guy running back
and forth for a Knightly Hattery. Talk to Ernie then head left and open the
chest for Tears of Children. Save at the hobo.

The next room is full of poison and after a small amount of time it's game
over. Completing the puzzle, getting the chest and mining the ore in time
leaves you with like one second to spare. Once you enter you cannot exit. So,
if you want it all then you gotta do it all at once.

Grab the chest with Girly Scarf and mine the Chocolate Rock Ore then

push the broken table left
push the boulder right
push the broken urn right
push the next broken urn down
push the broken box right
push the boulder down
push the urn left twice

and then get out of there.

Talk to people in the room that you want in your current party. Search for The
Great Bibble. Then leave the room and out of the Inn go back to the weapon shop
and back into the underground city talk to the hooded guy at the desk again to
buy a snow parka. Leave and go to the port and talk to the woman then look at
the papers on the desk to the left. Then talk to the woman again she will tell
you he is hiding. Head to the slums and go in the cave with the booby trap
chest and second clock piece by the wannabe Royal's house. After talking to
Dave go back to the dock talk to the woman again then go out the right door
talk to Dave and go further right to the world map.

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*                               Ocean Passage                                 *
*                                                                             *
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=================================== Boat ======================================

You can now go backwards much easier, however a lot of paths are currently
blocked off by rocks in the water. Take this time to do any side quests that
you may have skipped because soon you won't be able to.

Sail west and land at the beach grab the chest with Tears of Children x3
behind the tree. This route also takes you back to Litchfield.

From the port again, sail south on the light color waters make your way to the
right to the small piece of land with a chest holding a Harpoon and $500.

Back to the port, head up and to the right this time into the passage

Stop at the first land and go inside the cave for a Full Throttle and follow
it around leading out open the chest for a pair of Camel Hair Gloves. Go back
to the Boat.

Go up and around to the right and stop at the land and follow the small path
to the right. Open the chest with a Green Kimono, go back to the Boat.

Head down and head to the right and stop at the left side of the big tree and
examine the large crate for a Richmond Moonshine. Take the boat to the other
side then go inside the cave examine the first crate on the left for a Golden
Apple. A small shop, not much to buy. Head to the room to the right and talk to
the woman walking around to stay the night to heal. Examine the small cabinet
on the right side of the guy in bed for a Flask o' Jack. Go down the ladder and
examine the small cabinet next to the small crate and bucket of water
containing a Fancy Lad Spear.

Talk to the maid down there with Emma in your team. She will comment on how
Anebriate is becoming nice. Anyways, head back up the ladder and out the left
area and back to the boat.

Sail to the right going up and right and then take the right path going down
again. Instead of going straight up, follow the path right into the next area.

Sail up right until you can stop at a small piece of land with a chest for a
Flask o' Jack.

Then continue sailing the path, ignoring the bloody spot and hole (nothing to
do there yet). Continue heading to the right following the path down, right,
up, right, down, right and you will eventually be out.

========================== Eastern Auction House ==============================

Make sure Deemer is in your team. Go to the top of the area, hug the wall and
examine the well. If Deemer is in your team, he will melt the ice and get a
Frost Torch. IF DEEMER ISN'T IN YOUR CURRENT PARTY NOTHING HAPPENS. Head to the
center bottom to leave. Open the menu and save your game before going to the
next area.

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*                                Ice Mountains                                *
*                                                                             *
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Enemy:          HP:  EXP: $:  Drop 1:           Drop 2:

Chilly Scorpion 900  215  160 Gross Hippy Stuff Crystal Whiskey Vial
Bluedini        1250 252  225 Tears of Children Wizardly Shirt

Start by heading right, then head down between the trees. Continue to the right
and grab the chest containing Fuzz Fists. Then head back up and open the chest
containing $600. Stay along the mountain wall walking right go down between the
two trees and head down and talk to the guy who says his dog ran off. Remember
the dog's name is Alfred. Head right along the road and then head up right from
there. Go further up right for a chest with a Full Throttle. Head down and head
directly to the right, go to the right some more and open the chest containing
Tears of Children. Go further right a little more to the right then go up right
and head up some more till you see the dog. Walk up to it, when it asks what
the dog's name is, choose Alfred. Then walk up to it and examine it and it will
come with you. Then go up and right to grab the chest containing
Mountain-Climbing Boots. Examine the small hole in the wall for some Rum.

Go left and talk to the guy sitting beside an axe. He will ask you to kill
three witches. If you have been following the side quests you have killed two
of them already. Now go back to Cliff and return Alfred to him... he will thank
you for returning Alfred.

================================ Optional Boss ================================

Enemy: HP: EXP: $:   Drop 1:          Drop 2:

Alfred ?   800  1100 Alfred's Ribfist ?

Just treat it like any normal fight just wail on him with normal attacks. He
only barks to lower spirit, normal attack about 100-200 damage or heals for
600.

===============================================================================

Now follow the dirt path right and up into the cave which is a non battle area.
First up examine the hole that Albert was looking at for Defense Drink. Follow
the path, ignore the orbs for now, and walk through the path. At the fork in
the road go up, at the second one go down. Climb the vine ladder open the chest
containing Crystal Whiskey Vial.

Pull the snow ball/boulder onto the blue switch. A small cave will break open,
examine it to find the Godsayer.

Head back down the vines. Then follow the path to the top right, examine the
red orb and activate it. Check the shop if you need anything or need some
brewing done. Check the shelf right beside the orb for $100, examine the single
jar on the counter for a Rum. Follow the path left again.

Talk to the magic save hobo and save. Keep going to the left and activate the
blue orb. Go down the rope.

Enemy:       HP:  EXP: $:  Drop 1:       Drop 2:

Plasma Tubes 1000 145  190 Full Throttle Cold Stone

Follow the path right. In the bottom right corner is a wolf, Emma says we got
to help it...

================================ Optional Boss ================================

Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2:

Wolf   ?   ?    ?  ?       ?

Fetal postion through the fight. After about three attacks on you, the battle
will end and then you really get to help it. Do NOT kill it.

===============================================================================

After you help it, the wolf digs a small hole in the ice. Examine it for a
Blood Blade and $3000 and go back up the rope.

Head back through the cave to the first fork and go down to the right and
examine the green orb and grab the chest for a Flask o' Jack.

Head back to the front and activate the purple orb and the gate should open.

If it doesn't, press the yellow switch by the pillar with four small orbs and
redo the orbs in the order of red blue green purple.

Save at the magic save hobo and head up just as you walk beside the rock...
boss time.

=================================== Boss ======================================

Enemy:       HP: EXP: $:   Drop 1:             Drop 2:

Tommy's Bull ?   2150 4000 Icy Hooves of Death Tommy's Bullhorn Sledge

He hits about 400-600 with each hit and can put people to sleep or slow people
down. Use Cold Beverage if one person is missing 400 HP or Snow Caps if someone
is missing 1000. Use your best skills and keep your HP high and no one should
die.

===============================================================================

Save at the hobo again, exit to the north.

=============================== Side Quest ====================================

Only if you have already done Doctor Weird's first side quest to kill the
potato and gotten the new one to hunt the chicken. Head up and then head
directly down and into the cave you will see a chicken, talk to it.

=============================== Optional Boss =================================

Enemy:     HP: EXP: $:   Drop 1:               Drop 2:

Chickenbot ?   1500 3350 Chickenbot Spine Whip ?

He uses a spell to lower everyones AGI, he uses it often which is a downfall
for him. His normal attack can hit low DEF people like Emma for upward to 900.
Have Anebriate use Snow Caps to keep the party HP high.

Examine the dead body for $300 and an Overly Complicated Halberd. Leave the
cave and walk back the to main path.

===============================================================================

Hug the mountain going left between the mountain and trees and continue left.
At the far end to the left, grab the chest containing a Viking Helmet. Head
back to the main path and just go straight up to get out of the mountains.

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*                                  Bowdoin                                    *
*                                                                             *
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Check the whole town grounds for Fish, Tears of Children. The inn has Seal Club
in the side yard, Bowdoin Brew upstairs. Zachary's house has Bowdoin Brew.
Gloria's house has $400, Tears of Children. O'Henry 'da Smith's has Bowdoin
Brew. Dock house has Jar of Female Angst, Dracula Robes.

================================ Side Quests ==================================

The Cheating Wife

Go in the first house on the right at the front of town. Search this house for
Richmond Moonshine, Winged Timberlands, Vegetable Knife. Go up to the second
floor and examine the open book then go back down stairs and talk to the woman.
You will be taken outside, Emma will talk to Anebriate and then give him Emma's
Home-Made Spear. This also raises Emma's relationship.

===============================================================================

Ugarr

Go to the pastry shop and buy a Sticky Bun and return to the dragon statue in
the front of the town and talk to the guy in his underwear. Agree to give him
the Sticky Bun and you will go somewhere for a long conversation followed by a
flashback. After all is finished, grab Ugarr's Pendant from the ground.

===============================================================================

Francesca the Snow Queen

Talk to the boy in red by the snow man in the first area. Tell him the snowman
is missing a nose and agree to give him a Carrot. You will be rewarded with
Francesca the Snow Queen's Top Hat.

===============================================================================

Relic Weapons List

Go to the weapon shop and talk to the guy with grey hair walking around then
agree to help. He will give you a list of weapons to find. You won't be able to
finish this quest until the end of the game.

===============================================================================

Removing the Frost Bees

Enemy:    HP: EXP: $:  Drop 1: Drop 2:

Frost Bee 890 190  165 Poison  ?

Go in the house in the bottom right side of the 2nd area. Talk to Leah she asks
you to clear out the basement. Search for $300, Poison. Then examine the 5
pillars each one will start an easy fight. Just attack, once your finished talk
to Leah again. She gives you Karate Clothes.

===============================================================================

Lesson in Pouches

Go to the big house in the 2nd area just to the left of the entrance. Go
upstairs, check the four pouches and watch as Anebriate freaks out more 'n'
more. Then grab the chest with Glittering Fancy Armor. Continue looking for
Baseball Bat, Bowdoin Brew.

=============================== Optional Boss =================================

Head behind the dock. Jump across when you walk past the bubbling water she
will come out and attack.

Enemy:           HP: EXP: $:   Drop 1:      Drop 2:

Weirdo Ice Chick ?   1850 1900 Mind Mixture Crystal Whiskey Vial

Her Frost Bolt hits about 200-500, normal attack around 400 and her hit all
hits everyone for about 200.

Grab the chest for Bowdoin Brew. If you have done both of the other two Weirdo
Chicks, go back to the guy in the Ice Mountains where we found Alfred the dog
and he will give you an axe for Webber called The Witch Slayer that silences as
well as $5000.

===============================================================================

If you have not done the quests in previous areas, do so now. You won't be able
to return to do them till chapter 4 and some like the Weirdo Earth Chick will
be comepletly blocked off. You can also take this time to get the next Doctor
Weird hunt.

================================= Story =======================================

Let's start off by going to the bar in the back of the first area and talk to
the bartender. He will tell you more about Archibald. Leave the bar and head
up. Follow the road to the right into the next area, talk to the bald guy in
front of the building and then go inside. Talk to the guy in red with a mask
then talk to the guy in a dark red hood. Leave till night time (rest at the inn
to waste some time), once it's dark, go to the campfire spot in the first area
at the far bottom right side. At 00:00 talk to the guys around the campfire the
boss will appear, saying they will do something at 05:00. Go back to the Jets'
hideout and tell them.

Then go rest at the Inn and Archibald confronts you. Telling you he knew all
along what you were doing. He warns you not to go back to the Jets.

============================= Side Quests part 2 ==============================

Unwanted Uniform

After Archibald comes to your room in the Inn, go back to the campfire spot and
talk to the redhair guy and say you were going to give the uniform to him. He
returns the favor with Darold's Climbing Staff.

================================ Optional Boss ================================

Finishing the Jets

Unlike what Archibald says, let's return to the Jets' hideout. They confront
you and you must fight them.

Enemy:      HP:  EXP: $:   Drop 1:     Drop 2:

Bennie      ?    1250 1600 Mohair Suit Electric Boots
The Jets A  2200 ?    ?    ?           ?
The Jets B  2500 ?    ?    ?           ?
The Jets C  1900 ?    ?    ?           ?

Have Deemer use Pointy Hail and Emma Dark Smoke Sweep and the Jets will fall in
about 3 hits. Then just normal attack Bennie for a win.

===============================================================================

Last chance to use your boat to go back before the next event.

Go to the palace, enter, go left and in the next area go up at the first path
into the library and talk to the librarian. Grab the Pansylion off the counter
and the first bookshelf on the right, ON THE LEFT SIDE TOP, for a Necklace of
Eyeballs. Now leave the library and go to the right wing of the castle and
examine the empty crate beside the blue haired guy at the table for a Sharpened
Snow Shovel. Examine the crates to the right of the table for Crystal Whiskey
Vial. Leave the castle and Dave will meet you. He is locked into the party so
choose your favorite two people, I chose Emma and Deemer (I chose a straight up
physical ATK party of Anebriate, Emma, Palmer or Albert, Dave. Equipped for
ATK and AGI to blitz attacks in the upcoming Desert. Moxy). He tells you to go
to the port. It's the far right side of town. Head across the peer and get on
your boat.

Your now stuck on these waters until chapter 4, you cannot go back to the
beginning. Start off by sailing right and down along the land and disembark on
the rocky part with small patches of snow. Head left across the bridge and go
down and left further along the grass. Ignore the sign bridge and town on the
right as there nothing in this current version, continue going down.

You arrive in a desert just for Anebriate to pass out and have a flashback.
When in control, walk right and up to the ladder and go in the cave beside a
pile of gold. Once in, just walk towards the gold and the flashback will end.

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*                                  Desert                                     *
*                                                                             *
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Enemy:          HP:  EXP: $:  Drop 1:       Drop 2:

Sandgoyle       1450 265  215 Sound Shrooms Sandgoyle Tooth
Giant Tarantula 750  185  200 Poison        ?
Sand Ninjas     850  230  225 'Nocs         Sand Ninja Mittens

Start off by grabbing the chest beside the makeshift bed for a Running Stick
and exit. I recommend running from fights as the timer still progresses during
battle but if you can't, always use your best skills and if you get multiple
targets then use multi skills.

Head out the cave and into the desert. It's so hot you only have so much time.
If the timer runs out you are sent back to the cave. Cut cacti if your timer
falls below 0:45 for another 0:30 added onto your time.

Head to the right and grab the large standing cactus for more time if your down
to 0:45. Continue going down and go down and then make a dash to the cactus
down and to your left for some more time. Talk to the Magic save hobo for some
more time and to save. Don't bother reading what he has to say as the timer
still runs while he is talking, just keep checking as fast as you can to skip
through it and then save.

Head left a little and then go directly up and grab the chest containing Cat o'
Nine-Tails. Use the cactus nearby to get more time if needed. Head back to the
hobo and save again, this time he doesn't give more time.

From the hobo go down and then go right and grab the cactus if needed. Go
further right, this area has no monsters and a couple of cacti. Then go up and
then go right and up the vine and climb off the side of it. Go into the cave
and open the chest containing Flower Crown. Talk to the merchant and agree to
buy his deal for $5000, you get:

Bernie's Supply Bundle

Tears Of Children   x5
Bowdoin Brew        x5
Richmond Moonshine  x5
Jar Of Female Angst x5

If you run really low on time (0:25), you can drink from the water beside the
merchant for an added 1:00. Head out the cave and back to the left and return
to the save hobo. Then go further on down.

Run down and grab the first cactus if needed and keep going down and head
right. Use the cactus if needed and keep going right. There's another cactus
just to the right of it if needed. Head further down and then go left. Follow
the path and there's a cactus, keep going left and then head up. Heading right
examine the hole in the wall for a Jar of Female Angst.

Go down and right from there and head into the cool cave. There is no timer in
here. Heal up and examine the crate, choose to tamper with it and then a
familiar face appears to try to get revenge. Kick his butt like last time.

================================ Optional Boss ================================

Enemy:        HP: EXP: $:   Drop 1:                Drop 2:

Barnaby Jones ?   2500 4000 Staff of Barnaby Jones ?

His normal Attack deals about 900+, his Spooky Ghost Pirate deals 300+.

Make sure you have Emma. Blind him with Spooky Strike so he isn't constantly
hitting you hard. Make sure Anebriate uses Snow Caps if someone gets hit.
Palmer do Cardinal Catastrophe. Dave is pretty much worthless in this fight so
make him use items if needed. Deemer just cast whatever spells he has.

===============================================================================

Backtrack to the save hobo grabbing cacti again when needed. Head back down
again grabbing cactus into the bottom area again. This time instead of going
down and left, we're gonna go right at the fork.

=============================== Quiz Master ===================================

Answers:

1. Bluedinis
2. Fighting Pants
3. Eye of the Tiger
4. 'Nocs
5. Webber
6. Pilot
7. (blank)

===============================================================================

You should still have plenty of time left from the 2 mins he gives you. So
quickly head right, up, right and there's a cactus just down right if your low
on time. Head out the right path and you're on the world map again. Take the
time to save.

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*                                                                             *
*                                 Lewiston                                    *
*                                                                             *
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================================ Side Quests ==================================

Dinosaurs part 2

Talk to the guy walking around with green hair near the office. He asks if you
like dinosaurs, say 'Yes'. He asks what kind, say 'Triceratops'. Reward:
Triceraxe.

===============================================================================

Zelga's Toenails

If you bought Mama Judy's Toenail Clippers, then give them to the little girl
on the second floor of the mine where a lot of people are. She will give you
Zelga's Toe-Junk Picker.

===============================================================================

Ipod Quest

Go to the Inn and examine the hole in the wall beside the guy at the far right
side and get a note saying to go to the abandoned shack at the docks between 2
and 4am. So go to the abandonded house right beside the dock. When it's time,
enter. He will tell you to bring the parts. There's four, you can't get them
all yet.

Ipod memory chip - hidden in a log in Pine Forest
Ipod frame - in a dead corpse hidden in a cave above the fruit stand in Free
             Port
Ipod wire - bought from a guard in super castle
Ipod Wheel - from mystery box quest, spend $10000 on boxes

Reward: $20000 and Macinsquash.

===============================================================================

Mystery Box

Talk to the guy with white hair in the top cave and buy his Mystery Boxes for
$1000 for Warm Beer, $3000 for Sticky Bun, $6000 for Ipod Wheel.

===============================================================================

Albert's Home

With Albert in your team, go in the cave examine the pillar in the top right
room of the cave and go inside examine things for Thievein' Cowl, Poison x3,
Jar of Female Angst x3, Claw Fingers. Look around some more and then leave.

=================================== Story =====================================

Go up and right from the entrance and approach the door and get interrupted by
the save hobo and he ditches you. Proceed into the house grab the Crystal
Whiskey Vial from the broken crate on the right and talk to Maurice. Leave the
office.

Follow the cart track left and up. Keep going up and go inside the cave, this
is Albert's home cave. Search this area for Jar of Female Angst, The Staff of
One-Thousand Fists, Fermented Beer. Go up the southern ladder and check for
Poison. Go outside for Nikes. Return near the first cave entrance and climb the
ladder beside the guy.

Go right and then go up and left. When you're at the top, talk to the
bartender. Search this area for Fermented Beer, Tears of Children, Donut.

Walk back to where the little girl is walking around and take the path down all
the way till you're out of the cave. The inn has Crumpled Note, Fermented Beer.

Follow the tracks all the way to the ladder, collecting Full Throttle, Mining
Pick, Donut, Crystal Whiskey Vial as you go and climb it. Go in the cave. Walk
around the walls and go out the back door.

Follow the wall up the left side and climb down the rope ladder. As you do a
new save hobo appears, so make use of him and save. This is a good time to
reform your party. Check this area for Frosted Pineapple Cake, Fermented Beer.
In the shack where you find the iPod dude is Fermented Beer.

Head up and talk to the guy in front of the port (you will need at least $7000)
and then try to walk up after buying a boat.

A man interrupts you, asking you to help them by defeating something. So let's
go back to the cave with the bar and talk to the guy walking around just below
the locked blue door. Then talk to the green haired guy he will give you a key.

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*                              Lewiston Mines                                 *
*                                                                             *
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Enemy:         HP: EXP: $:   Drop 1:   Drop 2:

Huge Lava Rats 950 195  250  Sun Block Jar of Female Angst

This cave is extremely straight forward. You can't come back here once you
finish.

==================================== Boss =====================================

Enemy:    HP: EXP: $:   Drop 1:                 Drop 2:

Deep Crow ?   2850 3600 Deep Crow Bone Javeline Deep Crow Feather Cap

First off, he is extremely fast. He can blind while doing about 400-500. His
Shadow Boxing deals 1000+.

If Anebriate gets blinded, ignore it, and just keep him healing. If Emma or
Palmer get blinded, cure it right away with Dave. Have Palmer use Cardinal
Catastrophe a lot and it will die eventually. If Anebriate dies getting back
into the fight might be hard.

===============================================================================

After the fight, talk to the guy who asked you to kill it. Also Winona, the
vendor whose husband/son was going to be sacrificed, will give you Gross Hippy
Stuff x2, Sound Shrooms x2, Sun Block x2, 'Nocs x2 for defeating the darkness.
Then go to the dock and leave. After gathering the red mushrooms in Augusta,
come back and talk to Davis (another vendor) for Ye Olde Lewiston Dome.

Sail south for Chrome Dome.

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*                                Pine Forest                                  *
*                                                                             *
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Sail north along the land until you see some tents. Stop off here and walk into
the trees... Search for Frenzied Crygasm Chalice, Scarlet Feather Cap, make
sure you grab the iPod Memory Chip from the log in the top right corner.

================================ Side Quest ===================================

If you have done The Robot Chiken hunt for Doctor Weird and went back to get
the next one, examine the hole in the ground in the far top left side of the
area left of the exit. Save first.

=============================== Optional Boss =================================

Enemy:   HP: EXP: $:   Drop 1: Drop 2:

Diabolus ?   3300 5500 Cow-L   Diabolus' Eyes

Hits for 900+ and can blind. Hits hard and fast, a challenge.

===============================================================================

The exit is in the top left corner. Take the time to save on the world map then
examine the tent to go in.

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*                                                                             *
*                                  Freeport                                   *
*                                                                             *
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Upon arriving and walking up, you run into a fight.

==================================== Boss =====================================

Enemy:     HP: EXP: $:   Drop 1: Drop 2:

Mechanicor ?   2770 5500 Mechaxe Crystal Whiskey Vial

He's all around weaker than Deep Crow.

===============================================================================

Climb the wall by the fruit stand right beside the sign, open the chest for
Shark Tooth Anklet, talk to the man for Flask o' Jack and examine the corpse at
the end for the iPod Frame.

Back out, talk to the woman on the right side who is blocking the peer to the
chest and say 'Your eye is like...' she will let you by to get Paladidn't.

Search the area for Funky-Fresh Headband, Jar of Female Angst, $800. Head up
into the house just above there and check it for Frenzied Crygasm Chalice,
Falconry Glove, Fermented Beer and then talk to Leonard across the counter.

Dequip Albert. Sail across the northern water back to Litchfield. Stop by
Gardiner to finish Doctor Weird's quest and also get the Eyebrows of Time.

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*                                Super Castle                                 *
*                                                                             *
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=================================== Story =====================================

Save outside Litchfield, enter. Watch the scene, save at the save hobo.

Search Litchfield. Emma's house has Moonwalk Shirt, Frenzied Crygasm Chalice.
To the right of the inn is Righteous Ring. Most northern screen has Frenzied
Crygasm Chalice, Rainbow Ring.

Run the Litchfield Forest for new paths and Frenzied Crygasm Chalice, The
Griever, $150, Fermented Beer. Check Old Man McMace's Cabin for Old Man
McMace's Ring.

============================== Super Castle ===================================

Enemy:           HP:  EXP: $:  Drop 1:             Drop 2:

Litchfield Guard 1800 290  250 Richmond Moonshine  Fermented Beer
Court Wizard     1600 310  270 Jar of Female Angst ?
Sergeant         2500 400  425 Sergeant Mask       ?

Try to have at least $15000 before you go in the Super Castle. Return to
Litchfield and then go inside the Super castle. After talking to Larry, go up
and fight the guards. Check for Frenzied Crygasm Chalice. Then go upstairs.

Go left and take the path up and then downstairs, down the next set of stairs
and grab the chest containing That One Book. Examine the barrel by the note on
the wall for a Jar of Female Angst.

Go back up the two sets of stairs and then go up the stairs just below you.
This time the guard in here won't attack you. Examine the box on the table for
5th Floor Room Key and grab the chest containing Megashark Tooth Fist.

Go down the stairs and walk to the right side of the room. Fight the guard on
the right side of the room and head up the stairs that he blocked.

Examine the middle cabinet to get the Cherriest of All Shoes. Fight the next
guard and head up the stairs.

Go to the room just below you and examine to right drawers for a Jar of Female
Angst.

Go up the middle room stairs and check the library shelves for Everybody Poops,
return. Go to the far bottom left room and head upstairs, fight the guard and
examine the first crate by the fire for a Crystal Whiskey Vial. Follow the path
right, fight the guard head upstairs.

Either fight the guards or try to walk between them to get to the room of the
left. Use the key you got to open the door and talk to Belinda for Package for
Mr. Washington. Examine the drawers on the right for a Donut the make your way
to the room next door.

Examine the empty crate for $3500. Go up the stairs to the right, hug the top
wall going left and you can avoid the guard. Continue left and fight this one
go down and examine the empty crate for a Fermented Beer then go upstairs.

Talk to the guard on the right side of the table in the bottom left corner and
buy his key for $15000. Go right and up the stairs into the first room, grab
the chest containing The Scorpion. Go in the room just below that one, grab
the chest with $1700. In the room to the left of that one, examine the empty
crate for a Flask o' Jack. Use the new key to open the room above that one and
examine the drawers for the iPod Wire. You can rest here.

Go upstairs, grab the chest containing the Frenzied Crygasm Chalice.

Go up the steps and kill the guards and head up. Kill the sergeant for the
10th Floor Gate Key. There's a store in this room with decent weapons.

Head back down the steps and into the room in the bottom right. Head up the
stairs and examine the cabinet on the right for a Cowl of Undeath. Go left and
the magical save hobo will appear like magic. Go all the way left and grab the
chest containing a Stump Mantle.

Save and talk to the sergeant.

Enemy:          HP:  EXP: $:  Drop 1:                  Drop 2:

Castle Archmage 7450 430  455 Frenzied Crygasm Chalice Staff of the Archmage

Last chance to level up in the basement area. Try to get at least one Sergeant
Mask. Also, you can finish the iPod quest now.

Fully heal your HP and MP using your weakest healing items and save again.

==================================== Boss =====================================

Enemy:     HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2:

King Steve ?   ?    ?  ?       ?

He hits for 600+, can attack twice for 600+. He throws shurikens for 600+. He
casts magic reflect, if he does this and you have a mage, just make the mage
use MP items on Anebriate.

If more then one person starts dying, don't be afraid to go on the healing side
tossing Full Throttles till you can use a Flask o' Jack to get everyones HP
full. Keep your weakest person using magic items and have Palmer using
Quadriplegic, and your other heavy hitter attacking with whatever. I used
Emma's normal attack. It can be difficult if he focuses on one person. Just use
Share the Goods and Snow Caps if someones HP is almost gone. After you do so
much the battle stops but you still get EXP (not sure how much).

===============================================================================

You wake up in your room at your house. Go out and talk to everyone.

Depending on your relationship with Emma (if you even got her) affects what
she says. Open the chest for $15000, King's Ring, Power Paste. Go outside, once
you have talked to everyone, and save at the magic save hobo.

After saving, follow the road up and right to Larry's. Upon going to the next
area you will run into Webber or Webber-Anne depending if Webber is already in
your team, if he is not he will join you here.

Check Lichfield for Frenzied Crygasm Chalice from one of the triple girls.
Search Larry's Tavern for Spiked Grape Juice. The Trophy Room is finished and
open.

Talk to Joe the kid who liked dinosaurs, this time he asks what's better than
dinosaurs? reply 'Bears' he will tell you go find someone in Bowdoin. Talk to
him again for a Bear Club.

Leave town through the path beside the Super Castle and run into Antoxicate.
Continue out of town and talk to Webber-Anne and then get on your boat.

================================ Side Quests ==================================

There are alot of new side quests available in areas you have been already. I
will only list the town names and the sidequest info as by now you should be
familiar with the towns.

================================== Richmond ===================================

Bernard the Dog part 2

Go inside Bernard's house and talk to the man and woman to find out Bernard is
missing. Go outside and walk up to the pub and talk to Bernard, grab Bernard's
Magic Pouch that he leaves behind. This allows you to talk to animals.

===============================================================================

Bernard the Dog part 3

Return to Bernard's house and talk to him and tell him you have the pouch.
Return it and he gives you Bernard's Not-Magic Stick.

NOTE: You may want to hold off on this, as you won't get the pouch back again
until much later, and you need it sooner than later. Moxy.

===============================================================================

The Muderous Bear

Talk to the Eskimo Ernest who was always yelling because he had his ears ripped
off he asks you to kill a bear in the mountains to China, Maine.

================================== Gardiner ===================================

The Guy with a Bow

Go to the pub in the slums of Gardiner and talk to the guy with red hair at the
first table beside the bald man then talk to the bald man with a bow.

================================ Optional Boss ================================

Enemy:         HP:   EXP: $:   Drop 1:        Drop 2:

Crazy Skinhead 10000 5150 4250 Skinhead Shank Dr. Martens, Ph.D

His normal attack hits about 600-800. He can put people to sleep and he can
inflict Bleed on someone.

================================== Bowdoin ====================================

The Bear Fighter

ONLY if you have done the quests Better than Dinosaurs in Litchfield and
started the murderous bear quest in Richmond, go in the house up the ladder in
the first area that's normaly locked and talk to the guy sitting in the chair
after talking to him, grab the Chainsaw from the chest.

================================= Free Port ===================================

Lyrics for the Bard of Freeport

talk to the bard just above the old woman Wilma he asks you to talk to the
pirates and listen to their stories for him.

[ ] Paul at the fruit stand the guy with the red bandanna
[ ] Frank the guy walking around just to the right of Paul
[ ] Captain Rolph who is walking around above the weapon shop
[ ] Corsair Mary the woman who was blocking the chest on the dock
[ ] Armor Shop owner
[ ] Theodore at the stand just left of the armor shop

Then go back to talk to the Bard Rick for Rick's Ivory Spear and $9500.

=================================== Story =====================================

Take the sea voyage to the eastern waters, head south, further south, then the
port until you see a small dock with snowy rocky ground and disembark and head
right until you see a sign. Save and go up.

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Enemy:                HP:  EXP: $:  Drop 1:        Drop 2:

Snow Scorpion Supreme 2600 570  600 Fermented Beer Frenzied Crygasm Chalice
Snow Lizard           1650 420  320 Fire Water     ?
Flying Goatdinis      3650 600  720 Fire Water     Goatdini Staff

Check this screen for Full Throttle, Flask o' Jack, Polar Bear Slippers, Mind
Mixture.

Head directly left from the entrance until you see a dead tree then go straight
and continue up. If you have started the Murderous Bear quest and gotten the
Chainsaw, go inside examine the small hole in the wall by the blood to get
Nevermiss Gloves. If you think you're ready, walk over to the bear to the
right. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE CHAINSAW EQUIPPED OR THIS WILL BE AN EXTREMELY
HARD FIGHT. Recommend being Lvl 25+ with good armor.

================================ Optional Boss ================================

Enemy:           HP:   EXP:  $: Drop 1:            Drop 2:

Interfecio Ursus ?     17000 0  Murder Bear Jacket Interfecio Ursus Bow

It can raise it's DEF. Lower everyones attack. Hit a single person for 1200+
and stun. Hit a single person for multiple 300+, healing how much it deals
often around 2000. Has critical.

Whoever uses the Chainsaw will hit near constant 1000+, if good ATK. Emma can
hit 800+ if she has good ATK and uses Spooky Strike. Deemer can hit 800+ if you
use Power of a Thousand Suns. If you use anything except those you will either
hit nothing or 1. Using Kiwi fruits that silence but ATK+ will help, since if
he raises his DEF and lowers your ATK, your going to hit less then half of what
you should be hitting.

NOTE: I used three people buffing plus healing and one attacking, lots of
items, LV 25. Took near 30 Full Throttles, 10 Kiwis, Emma debuffing plus Dave
as a back up healer. Used Webber (or Palmer) as Chainsaw attacker. Equip for
DEF and AGI (EVA for Dave) only, Kiwis will pump your ATK. Used Flask o' Jack
as a last resort, around 3. Come back later if you're not ready, brutal.

Go back and talk to Eskimo Ernest in Richmond and claim your $40000. Also
return to Bowdoin and claim Johnny Roxard's Guitar. NOTE: if you are still
equipped with the Chainsaw then it will stay in your inventory.

===============================================================================

Head left outside then talk to the guy on a bed to start the quest China Fried
Chicken.

Head right back to the entrance, head up the frozen steps.

NOTE: After finishing China Fried Chiken quest, take a Fried Chiken to the hole
in the wall over here and a fox/dog will tell you a secret. You must have
Bernard's Pouch. You will also receive Tough Tincture.

===============================================================================

At the hobo save. Then go left head up the steps following the path, check the
chest for Frenzied Crygasm Chalice. Keep going right then go up, right, up the
steps. Head into Cheever's Cabin and examine the table for some Fire Water talk
to Old Man Cheever to get a pass then talk to him again to start the dragon's
egg quest. Head back to the save hobo.

This time head all the way left and keep going left at the cross roads and head
down the ladder and into the cave. Jump across the holes, jump further across
and flip the switch, jump back across. Pull the boulder down once then push it
down again then pull it left, jump across then hold and pull it down three
times, push it right then up then right onto the switch. You will hear a click.

Jump across the holes to the bottom right corner to go out of the cave. Grab
the chest containing the Light Saber. Go back through the cave and to the
crossroad. Then head left and grab the chest containing a Frenzied Crygasm
Chalice and head up the steps and use your rope to climb the wall. Grab the
chest containing Gross Hippy Stuff then head up the ladder, choose to go in the
cave and get the dragon's egg. Take this back to Old Man Cheever for Cheever's
Axe.

Go back to the crossroads and head up the steps and head up the steps again.
Stop by the cave on the left to rest and heal. You can't check the cave out so
continue on up then talk to the dude in shades by the bridge... darn he must
think he's cool and all...

=================================== Boss ======================================

Enemy:      HP: EXP: $:   Drop 1:              Drop 2:

Shakespeare ?   5275 7800 Shakespeare's Shades Velvet Doublet

Can hit for 500+ and sleep. Can use a hit all water spell for about 400+. Can
confuse 1 person. Normal attacks for 700+.

Don't know his HP but it is a heck of alot. Not a difficult fight, just heal as
needed and be prepared to revive. He can be debuffed and status ailed.

===============================================================================

Head across the bridge, going right just before the steps and continue up then
go through the back path, head right and then down the ladder.

Keep going down ladders, head right up the steps and examine the wall to use
your rope to climb. Talk to the person in red, grab the chest for Fire Water.

Head back down the ladders on the right into the next area. Go down, head right
and examine the rock. Climb the wall with a rope and talk to Nock Churris.
Give him some 'Nocs and he will give you $5000 and Nock's Socks.

Continue going right, head up the steps and then go in the cave. Buy a Broom
and a Hammer. Pull the snow boulder away from the wall and go down the ladder.
Make sure you fully heal your HP and MP and go in the very large cave.

================================ Optional Boss ================================

Enemy:        HP: EXP: $: Drop 1:                           Drop 2:

Super Groober ?   5975 0  Francois of Englebert's Cross-Bow Groober Goo

It can single attack breath Seduce someone for 900+. Normal attack someone for
500+. Has critical. Music Notes? 460+ damage plus Seduce.

Heal Seduce with Naughty Notes. If you don't have or run out of Naughty Notes
let whoever is seduced die, except for Anebriate.

===============================================================================

Head back out of the cave and continue up the steps. Welcome to China, Maine.

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*                               China, Maine                                  * 
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Grab the chest for Essence Infusion on the right and then go into the house and
talk to Mayor Frank. Emma's relationship will change the following dialogue
with Karla. After a few exchanges of words, Karla joins but isn't locked into
the team. However, Webber is still locked in. Check Mayor Frank's house for
Tablet Piece, Frenzied Crygasm Chalice, S.O.A.P., Fire Water. Back outside, go
up the steps, head left and save at the magic save hobo.

=============================== Side Quests ===================================

China Fried Chicken part 2

Go down the ladder and across the bridge in the first area and go left and into
the house. Use your broom to sweep up all the piles of dirt. Use your hammer to
repair the counter and wall. Throw out the chicken on the table, clean the moss
off the wall with your spear and examine the crate with a hole to fight.

=============================== Optional Boss =================================

Enemy:       HP:   EXP: $:   Drop 1:        Drop 2:

Mighty Mouse 12000 2075 5000 Fermented Beer Power Paste

Poison Punch 700+ and Poisons. Normal attack for 700-800

===============================================================================

Go back to Lieutenant Sanders and tell him you have cleaned the place. He will
go to China and open a store. Later, you can talk to him any time for as much
free chicken as you want.

===============================================================================

Tibbles the Cat

Left of the save hobo is Tibbles. If you have completed Bernard the Dog part 2
and have gotten the magic pouch then you will be able to talk to him. Give him
the dead mouse that you found a long time ago and he will dig out a hole in the
wall behind him. Check it for Tibbles' Rival.

===============================================================================

Delivering Gifts for Nicholas, The Saint

Go to the church in the northern part of China, Maine. Grab the chest for a
Halberd of Heat, go inside check the church for Tablet Piece, Communion Wine,
$15000. On the 3rd floor of the church talk to Nicholas, the Saint and then
examine the crate on the far right. Head downstairs to the first floor, we're
going to hand out gifts. You may need to swap out party members to complete
some deliveries.

[ ] Father Gordon
[ ] Travis, who is Kevin's father
[ ] Mayor Frank
[ ] Harry the inn keeper
[ ] Doc Vacation, who is on the inn's 2nd floor
[ ] Tabatha, in the kitchen of her house slaving away
[ ] Mrs. Webber
[ ] Mortimer the barkeeper
[ ] Sarah

As a reward, you get Saint Nick's Hat and Saint Nick's Mitts.

===============================================================================

Carol's Love Letter

Talk to Carol the green haired girl past the bridge on the left side of town go
to the house to the right of the save hobo. Talk to the blue haired kid. Search
Kevin's house for Fire Water, Lady Sandal. Go back to Carol. You can either
'Tell her the truth' or "Lie to her'. Either way you get the Women's Perfume.
If you 'Be a general douche' then you get nothing.

================================== Story ======================================

The inn has Fire Water, Five Finger Face Fu&&ler. Tabatha's house has Fire
Water, Rouge, Wellies. Alphonse's house has Alphonse's Holy Symbol.

Go to Webber's house by going to the left area and across the first small
wooden bridge. Inside head upstairs, go into the left room and talk to Webber's
Mother. Check the house for Frenzied Crygasm Chalice, Donut, Webber's Dad's
Helmet.

Next go to Sarah's house. Go back across the bridge down the steps and left
across the next bridge, first house on the right. Go to the girl sitting in the
chair. Check Sarah's house for Biology Boots.

The Weapon Craft Shop has Air (?), Cold Steel. Outside Sneaky Pavlov's is a
Tablet Piece. Inside is Tear-Beard Broth.

Next head to the pub and talk to the guy in armor with orange hair. Win or lose
the mini game, you pass out and are taken to Webber's house. If, by some
miracle, you managed to win then you would have acquired Tablet Piece 4.

Go to the church and examine the tablet to the right of it, then go above
Sarah's house and examine the stone. Choose 'They're Switched Around!' and use
the move buttons to change the numbers to '4576'. Go down the ladder.

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*                          Cave under China, Maine                            * 
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Enemy:           HP:  EXP: $:  Drop 1:    Drop 2:

Regular Dead Guy 3500 550  390 Fire Water ?
Dead Librarian   2500 630  460 ?          ?

Head down the first two ladders then go right and up those two and grab the
chest containing the The Batman Symbol Shield. Head back down the ladders and
go down the next one, go down the small one and go left up ladders to grab the
chest for Tear-Beard Broth. Head across the ladders to the right side, follow
the path down and head left across the bridge. Head down the steps and rest at
the bed. Then go down the ladder.

=================================== Boss ======================================

Enemy:         HP: EXP: $: Drop 1:                Drop 2:

Dead Anebriate ?   6000 0  Dead Guard Chestguard  ?
Dead Palmer    ?           Dead Priest Headwreath Salamander on a Stick

They have the same skills as Palmer and Anebriate but not high tier ones. Kill
Anebriate first so he won't keep healing Palmer, then kill Palmer.

===============================================================================

Return to Sarah's house and talk to Sarah. Return to the hobo and save (Webber
is finaly unlocked from the team). Return later to get an item from the mayor.

================================== Boat =======================================

NOTE: You can give Belinda the Women's Perfume for Belinda's Pendant now (if
you do this with Emma in your party then Emma's affection will go down). If you
have done both Tibbles and the secret message from the fox hole then you can
return the pouch to Bernard for Bernard's Not-Magic Stick now.

Go out of town and 'Skip' down the mountains. Get back on your boat and sail
down along the deep water and head left going up at the first chance. Once you
see land go right and up you will appear on your boat. Examine the crate to
your right for a Club in a Box. The maid is a shop, take time to talk to your
companions and save at the hobo (IF YOU SAVE HERE YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE
UNLESS YOU BEAT THE UPCOMING BOSS SAVE IN A DIFFERENT SLOT IF YOU'RE UNSURE
THAT YOU CAN DO IT). After talking to everyone, the door is on the right side
of Emma, in case you can't see it.

================================== Boss =======================================

Enemy:      HP: EXP: $:   Drop 1:            Drop 2:

White Whale ?   6750 7125 The Blubber-Carver Ivory Harpoon

Hits for 200-500+, can paralyze, water attack on all for 500-700+. HE IS WEAK
TO EMMA'S SPOOKY STRIKE IT DOES 2x DAMAGE TO HIM.

===============================================================================

Save after the fight and examine the tent to go into Augusta.

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*                                  Augusta                                    * 
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Search the first screen for Tear-Beard Broth, Vine Whip, Kingly Crown, Gross
Hippy Stuff, Herbal Tea. The smoke filled house has Communist Manifesto.

================================ Side Quests ==================================

Medicinal Fungus

Talk to the guy walking around the lower right side of the first area. He will
ask you to collect five red Mushrooms. Walk around the beach picking up the
tiny red mushrooms, not the brown ones. After you collect all five RED
mushrooms, return them and he will give you $7000.

===============================================================================

The Painter Scam Artist

In the first house on the left. Go inside and talk to Gentleman Jim Stavy, Emma
and Karla will try to convince you to buy his painting ($50000). Do it if you
have the extra money to... waste. Emma and Karla will feel ashamed and you get
the painting.

===============================================================================

The 'Hot' Eskimo

Talk to the girl wandering around in a parka and tell her to lose the parka.
Reward: Parka of Sally Forth.

===============================================================================

Examine the Rock in the water beside the small dock in the first area.

=============================== Optional Boss =================================

Enemy:       HP: EXP: $:   Drop 1:           Drop 2:

Rock Lobster ?   6350 8800 Rock Lobster Helm ?

Uses a spell that hits all for 600-700+ and stuns all. Has very high defence.
Can single attack someone for 1000+ and inflict bleed plus blind.

===============================================================================

Examine the pouches on the counter beside the potion maker.

=============================== Optional Boss =================================

Enemy:      HP:   EXP: $:   Drop 1: Drop 2:

Pouch Demon 14500 5500 6500 ?       ?

Confusion attack for 700+ and confuse. Normal attack for 500+.

Have Emma blind him with Spooky Strike so you aren't hit as much.

=================================== Story =====================================

Go straight up from the entrance and go in the fence and house. You can use the
bed here to rest. Put Robert in your team even if you don't want to. You need
him for one thing. Check for Robert's Dad's Ashes, Pansylion, Lady Sandal.

Go out and head all the way right into the next area and examine the road block
on the far right side in front of the cave. Check this screen for Frenzied
Crygasm Chalice. Go inside the house behind the hobo and go up stairs, check
for Tear-Beard Broth. Madame Sosostris will give you Umbrella. Check the house
for Donut, Jar of Female Angst.

Change and check your party. Save. Go into the cave that was previously
blocked.

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*                               Augusta Mines                                 * 
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=================================== Boss ======================================

Enemy:         HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2:

Dead Steve     ?   9000 0  ?       ?
Dead Anebriate ?   ?    0  ?       ?
Dead Palmer    ?   ?    0  ?       ?

Normal attack and shurikens hit about 500+. Has Snow Caps, Share the Goods and
Spark Plug. Has Cardinal Catastrophe and Quadriplegic.

This can be a tough fight... kill Steve first, then Palmer, then Anebriate.

================================ Side Quests ==================================

Finish up any mini quests now. Also smelt, brew, craft, buy items, return.

NOTE: Smelt everything you got.
      Brew everything you got.
      Craft your Meteorite Shards with Swampy Joe.
      Craft with your other ores for any items or equipment you like.
      Sell the worst stuff.
      Buy the best stuff, including Flask o' Jack at Lewiston Bar.
      Save most of your money for later.

================================== Story ======================================

Enemy:   HP:  EXP: $:   Drop 1:          Drop 2:

Scorpish 2400 580  660  Tear-Beard Broth ?
Eyeguy   3700 1100 1200 Fire Water       ?

Go through the cave and follow the path and grab the chest holding Wiggly Red
Bow. Head back and then go down the straight forward path. Once you get to the
save hobo, save. Then check the cave for Tough Tincture, go down.

=================================== Boss ======================================

Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2:

[????] ?   ?    ?  ?       ?

Don't attempt to win this fight. You can win but if you do, you can't progress
the game, so just let him kick your butt. You must last long enough for him to
use his killer move.

===============================================================================

Everyone in your team is gone. Save at the hobo, equip the Umbrella weapon and
go back in the boss room. Check for Tear-Beard Broth and step into the center
of the Hexagram.

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*                                Save Realm                                   * 
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Enemy:       HP:  EXP: $: Drop 1:       Drop 2:

Save Wraiths 1300 650  1  Full Throttle Frenzied Crygasm Chalice

Follow the track into the next area, checking for Tear-Beard Broth, Fermented
Beer. Go left and up as you walk past the sign you will be sent into a fight,
win the fight. Follow the path and save at the save hobo. Check the pouches in
the middle for Gross Hippy Stuff.

Head all the way right on the top path into the purple area and then head into
the portal in the cage like spot in the bottom side of the room. Check this
area for Flask o' Jack. The Magical Weaponmaster Hobo shop has Defense Drink.

Go in the room with a hammer, smelt some bars with the guy on the left. This
shop has Wacky Purple Chunk. Back outside go to the top left side of this area
and into the house with a hexagram symbol and talk to Emma. Check this room for
Tear-Beard Broth.

Go back to the hexagram and teleport back to the cage and go around down to
talk to Deemer. Check this area for Magical Hobo Brew. Continue going down the
ladders and follow the path to the next hexagram, grab the chest for Crystal
Whiskey Vial, and go through it follow the path and talk to Karla. Check this
area for Teacher's Handbook, Frenzied Crygasm Chalice, Magical Hobo Brew.
Return to the student taking the test and say '042' for a Fargo's Feather Pen.
Then head back to the save hobo.

Head back right and go up the brick path into the room of gold talk to Palmer,
check for a Sound Shrooms. Then go through the hexacrest walk down and talk to
the guy in a black bandana, depending on your relationship with Emma affects
how Anebriate talks to him. This screen has Fish, Donut, Tear-Beard Broth, Full
Throttle, Daedric Tower Shield. Don't search the hobo dojo until you have a
full party. Head left to the pub and talk to Dave inside, check the pub for
Frosted Pineapple Cake. The inn has Pansylion, Band-Aid, Warm Beer, Meat
Mittens, Paranoid Letter. Go all the way back to the save hobo again.

From the hobo head down into the ice/water area, check this lounge area for
Rainbow Mukluks, Band-Aid and talk to the hobos. Magical Doctor Hobo Jonathon
will start a 'find the delivery-man' mini-quest. Return and jump across the
blocks to the left side then go down and then left again into the cave step
into the hexacrest. Jump around to find The Ice-Breaker, Tear-Beard Broth,
Flask o' Jack. Jump across to the right side and then up and talk to Robert
near the door, once again return to the save hobo.

Head left from the hobo through the pillars and into the hexacrest. Head right
and up and talk to Webber. For the last time return to the save hobo he tells
you the council will meet you now. So get your best party together and save.

You can check the hobo dojo now for Magic Hobo Brew and...

=============================== Optional Boss =================================

Enemy:         HP:  EXP: $:    Drop 1: Drop 2:

Easy Money     ?    ?    ?     ?       ?
Loose Change   ?    4700 20000 ?       ?

===============================================================================

Go back to where you found Webber. Before stepping into the Hexacrest equip
your best DEF/AGI Spear.

================================= Mini Boss ===================================

Enemy:         HP:  EXP: $:   Drop 1: Drop 2:

HoboCutioner A 4500 3300 3600 ?       ?
HoboCutioner B 3500 ?    ?    ?       ?

===============================================================================

Heal your HP and MP and head down through the hexacrest, head down for another
event... YOU GET A CHANCE TO SAVE, SAVE ON A DIFFERENT FILE AS THERE'S NO
TURNING BACK AT THIS POINT YOU ARE FORCED TO FIGHT. You get one last chance to
set up your final team, heal, change equipment and so on.

=================================== Boss ======================================

Enemy:                               HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2:

Theodore Guildenstern Chesepeake III ?   ?    ?  ?       ?

Hobotomy multiple strikes of 200-400+. Dirty Fighting chance of Blind on all
(cure right away on your melee). Swarm of Fleas (magical, I think) hits 1600+.
Normal attack 1400+. Spell Drain drains a large amount of MP. Lies and Slander
lowers everyones SPI. Post Traumatic stress 1400+ also confuses. Game Over
instant Death on one person.

After dealing so much damage the battle will come to an end.

===============================================================================

Continue talk to everyone in China, Maine. Emma's response is changed based on
your relationship with her. Talk to Mayor Frank for China, Maine Medal of
Courage. Save at the usual spot in China, Maine.

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*                               Hobotropolis                                  * 
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After all that, it only gets MUCH harder from here. You no longer have access
to the Save Realm (for now). Go ahead and make sure you have the best
equipment you can get for Anebriate, Palmer, Robert and Karla. Do any side
quests you haven't done, since you won't get a chance for a while. Open your
Menu and select the option 'Hobotropolis'.

After the fair sized scene, go in Augusta to meet up with Palmer and Robert
(you can go to Richmond and get Bernard's Magic Pouch back again now). While
working your way to the Hobotroplolis back door check for Ice-Cold Wizard Beer,
Magic Hobo Brew, Squid Tentacle. Then go on to the cave in the east to return
to Save Realm and go to the Silver Hopping area and jump to the cave in the
bottom left side and use the teleporter. Jump across the platforms to the right
and then up go in the door and make your way to the area to the right by
jumping on the platforms. Talk to the guard standing in front of the door by
the sign 'Hobotropolis'. He tells you it's switching time and asks you to find
the other guard. He tells you that you have to get back in time and then you
can sneak past.

The guard is in the Pub in the Gold area where Dave was. Talk to him (check
the student in front of the pub for Omar's Apprentice Scarf) and he will take
off. Rush behind him and get back to the gate and push/pull him out of the way,
check the empty crate for Hobo Token x5 (there's a time limit). Enter.

Check this area for Hobo Token, go down the stairs.

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*                             Hobotropolis Sewers                             * 
*                                                                             *
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Enemy:        HP:  EXP: $:   Drop 1:                  Drop 2:

Little Fu&&er 500  250  115  Frenzied Crygasm Chalice ?
Save Bull     3600 1380 1500 Mining Pick              Gorenado Boots
Sewer Imps    3150 860  650  Imp Shrimp               ?

Search this area for Poison, Magic Hobo Brew, Flask o' Jack, Riot Shield, Huge
Spider, El Moondome. Rest Room has Tear-Beard Broth.

Be careful in here, the monsters are rough. As you walk by, the hobo will see
you but won't stop you. Go north into the next area then go left and talk to
Karla (finally a 4th character again). Flip the switch above her (the room
below has Goddess Grief, Flask o' Jack, return) then head back down to the
first room. Then go directly left, then up when you get to the wall and go
through the open door.

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*                                 Ram Stables                                 * 
*                                                                             *
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Upon arriving in the lobby, you will be forced into slavery in the Ram Yards.
Let's bust out of here. Check this room for Ice-Cold Wizard Beer. Check Miss
Fizzbucket's room for Sniper Stew. Talk to Miss Fizzbucket to start her
mini-quest.

From here until later, neglect to check objects. I will tell you when to start
checking again. Why? After you work your way through the Ram Stables you will
have free and uninterrupted access. So, just chill and we will come back and
check everything.

Go into the room on the left and get 'caught'. Talk to the person above...

=================================== Boss ======================================

Enemy:           HP:  EXP: $:   Drop 1:         Drop 2:

Stables Enforcer 9000 3250 4500 The Poop Shovel ?

He can lower ATK, Rock magic for 300+.

Have Robert use Scalp and bleed him. Have Robert use Leg Shot to lower AGI.
Have Karla use Shield Bonk and confuse him. Palmer use The Ultimate Sacrifice
to hit hard and stun him.

===============================================================================

Then head down out of the room and go inside the cabin and talk to the person.
Leave the cabin after the talk and then you must move the rock in the top right
onto the switch in the bottom left side.

If you get close to the guards, they will get suspicious. If they see you they
will hunt your butt down and kick you back into the stable room. Use the small
cubby hole by the shed on the left side to make them stop chasing (but if they
touch you there, they can still find you). Once the rock is on the switch the
door is opened and will stay open.

In the next room immediately go up into the cubby hole to disable the guards'
search since its unlikely you wouldn't get spotted. Be careful they can still
catch you. Once you have an opening, pull the rock out to the right avoid
stepping on the glass, if you step on it while pulling the rock it makes you
let go and it draws the guards attention. If you can, try to get behind the
boulder so you can push it rather than pull, as that's much safer and watch the
guards move. I got caught a dozen times in here and you must break the glass
jar to the right of the boulder to move it there. If they're not hunting you
and you got a good 3 to 5 steps from each of them (more would be better), spam
push/pull the rock onto the switch and head for the door. Even if you get
caught before getting to the door it stays unlocked, so just head back and make
another attempt at the door using any methods.

Talk to the hobo in the white clothes on the far right, for Stables Cabin Key,
and go inside the cabin back in the first guarded room and talk to Magical
Racer Hobo Melissa, leave the cabin.

Go back to the person who gave you the Stable Cabin Key then head right and
talk to Magical Save Jockey Jasper standing beside the pillar with a gold ram
for Hobo Token Pouch. Go back to the room to the left and go up to the guy
blocking the stairs, talk to him and he will move out of the way. Head up the
stairs, go to the hexacrest on the right and step in to teleport to the path to
casino head down, checking for Three-Leaf Clover, jump down twice left once
down once and go left (if you head further left and then check the balcony,
Robert will spread his father's ashes and learn an ability Achilles' Heel) in
the door marked casino go to the room to the left to find the slot machines the
beginner slot is the one between the two guys. Start with it to get a feel for
the slots then the medium are to the right, expert on the slots above, the slot
to the left of the guy is for professional, the one to the left of it is
reserved for masters, so you can't use it yet.

Here's a list of slot token values.

Slot:         Donut Cherry Berry Skull Bag Beer Fire Water Gem

Beginner      3                                 2          1
Intermediate  5                            4    3          2
Experienced   7                        6   5    4          3
Professional  10                 7     6   5    4          3
Masters       25    10     8     7     6   5    4          3

Once you have gatherd 50 tokens head back to the guy beside the pillar with the
gold ram he gives you a white ram voucher. Head into the stable and go to the
room with the cabin talk to the guard, Magical Stables Enforcer Bert, closest
to the top area, he will get you the White Ram.

You now can't be thrown back into the stables. Go to the far right again back
to the room with the big words 'Ram Races' where the guy who gave you the
ticket was, talk to the man across the counter for your C-Class Racing License.

Return to the stables and check them for Tear-Beard Broth, Magic Hobo Brew,
Chocolate Cakes. The Casino area has Ice-Cold Wizard Beer, Hobo Token,
Pansylion. In the Casino Bar you will find the delivery man, John Foots,
Messenger. I chose 'It's My Business Now', after going back to Dr. Jonathon,
talk and then...

=============================== Optional Boss =================================

Enemy:       HP:  EXP: $:    Drop 1:                Drop 2:

Dr. Jonathon 8200 9250 10000 Dr. Jonathon's Scalpel ?

===============================================================================

In the Casino Inn there is a man, Bertrand, who wants a couple of items for a
prize. Run around and collect the items for the loan of Cave Puncher. Later
you will find an item using the Cave Puncher and return the item to Bertrand
for obtaining the Cave Puncher permanently. Try the new device on the hole in
the wall here for Tough Tincture.

Return to Ram Racing area. Check this area for Crystal Whiskey Vial, Groovy
Bandana, Human Hand.

Keep checking the spicy potato crate, you need Robert in your party, for...

=============================== Optional Boss =================================

Enemy:     HP:  EXP: $: Drop 1:        Drop 2:

Hot Potato 2500 9000 0  Hot Potato Hat ?

This is... a strange fight. Only Robert can hit it and only about 200ish at a
low level and he only has one ability 'Pow', it hits for 2400+ and burns. Can
kill most in one hit. Use your fastest people and have everyone besides Robert
using Full Throttle on anyone the moment they die.

Spooky Strike, Shield Bonk, Spark Plug can hit. Come back later if you need or
want a better party.

===============================================================================

You must do well in about 4-5 races for the next event to happen so head down
and continue to go down until you see a path to the right go over there and
enter the races between noon and midnight. After a few rounds of 1st and/or
2nd place, a weird looking goblin will come down and ask you to go with him.
After the event, talk to Greg again to progress the game.

At the base of the stairs you have to choose who you want to have talk to
Mister Groobs, results are the same with everyone but some of them can be
funny.

You can go to the right and down the stairs. Search the rooms for Blademaster
Vest, Goddess Grief, Ice-Cold Wizard Beer, Hobocutioner Honey. Return.

After the scene go down the steps and to the left to leave and Greg will stop
you once again to hand you a... kid's drawing... then enjoy a few scenes of
your old pals for a bit.

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*                                   Prison                                    * 
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Enemy:            HP:  EXP: $:  Drop 1: Drop 2:

Hobo Prison Guard 3300 900  600 ?       ?
Hobo Prison Guard 3100 900  600 ?       ?
Hobo Prison Guard 3000 900  600 ?       ?
Hobo Prison Guard 2600 900  600 ?       ?

Back at Anebriate, you are surrounded and thrown into prison (always knew it
would happen some day). A sad scene of Palmer and then back to our hero
Anebriate.

Once again Greg shows up, placing something in your cell. Pick it up then
pretty much check out the door, the dead skeleton for Fermented Beer, the light
and the wall and the next scene starts. Examine the box for Throwing Knives,
Hobotropolis Teleporter Stone.

Then look at the cell grate and play a mini game. Hit the hobocutioner in the
middle. Go up the stairs and you have to throw at another hobocutioner, if you
miss then you will have to fight...

===============================================================================

Enemy:       HP:  EXP: $:   Drop 1:              Drop 2:

Hobocutioner 3000 1250 1400 Ice-Cold Wizard Beer ?

hits for 400+. Hobocutioners Favorite Thing hits about 160+ twice. Armor Break
hits for 800+.

Have Anebriate use Spark Plug to attack for about 400+. Use Snow Caps to heal
whenever your HP gets to 1000 or lower. You may have to use a Frenzied Crygasm
Chalice (+300 MP).

===============================================================================

After you either shoot him or slaughter him walk to the right to talk to
Palmer. Then go further right and talk to Karla to get her hairpin, then go up
the next set of stairs. Robert joins you, go back down stairs and check the
doors of either Karla or Palmer (doesn't matter what order), check Karla's cell
for Holy Pendant. You may or may not release Magical Prisoner Hobo Horace in
the left most cell for unknown results. If you won the mini-game then the dead
guard has Ice-Cold Wizard Beer.

Head back up the stairs then jump across the hole to the ladder leading up,
check for Tear-Beard Broth, Scotch Soldier. Talk to Gorbochov to learn it's
about to be boss time and then SAVE!!!

Head down and try to leave... Clint and Marv show up.

==================================== Boss =====================================

Enemy:     HP: EXP: $:   Drop 1:              Drop 2:

The Warden ?   8000 2200 Warden's Bloodletter Hobo Power Paste
The Jailer ?   ?    ?    Ice-Cold Wizard Beer ?

Warden's normal hit for about 800-1000+. Warden has Wrangling Man which does
about 800+ AGI/DEF Down. Triple Ninja throws 3 rounds of 400+. It's a Trap for
physical reflect (Palmer's Holy Spirit and Robert's Flame Arrow still hit).

Jailer's Number 22, a lightning spell hits about 1200+. Can heal 1 for 400+.
Electric Cage hits all for about 400-800-1100.

Have Anebriate on full time heal. Robert use Achille's Heel or Scalp. Palmer
use the Ultimate Sacrifice on The Jailer for about 2000+ and The Sacred Five on
The Warden for about 2000+. If the Warden uses It's a Trap then do Holy Spirit.
Karla can throw items, doubt that she has any decent skills yet.

===============================================================================

After the battle, save again. Then go out and then up the ladder, go down and
towards the hexcrest. After the scene, dequip the character that you are going
to let go, head down out of the room. Choose who you DO NOT want come with you
(e.g. Robert). Check the office for Ice-Cold Wizard Beer and...

=============================== Optional Boss =================================

Enemy:       HP:  EXP: $:   Drop 1:           Drop 2:

Spelling Bee 6000 1450 1330 Gross Hippy Stuff Spelling Bee Bonnet

===============================================================================

Go out back to the main lobby of Hobotropolis. You now have some freedom to do
as you wish in Hobotropolis.

============================ Side Quests and Fun ==============================

Master Slots

If you choose to leave Robert behind, go to the casino slots and talk to Robert
in front of the masters slot machine. He will move away and now you're free to
use it!

================================ Dangerdome ===================================

Enemy:              HP:   EXP:     $: Reward:

Burgercrusher        7500 0        0   3 Blood Coupons
Cromswarp            8000 0        0   5 Blood Coupons
Ringo the Dingo      7000 0        0   8 Blood Coupons
Hobocutioner Oswald 16000 0        0  12 Blood Coupons
Billy Neptune        6500 0        0  12 Blood Coupons
Teddy Neptune        7000 0        0   0 Blood Coupons
Barnaby Jones           ? 0        0  15 Blood Coupons
Barkley                 ? 0        0  15 Blood Coupons
MECHANICOR              ? 13000    0  20 Blood Coupons

Recommended level 29+

Head up the stairs on the left side above the downstairs to ram stable and
follow the path and teleport to the Dangerdome, check for Ice-Cold Wizard Beer,
Dudley's Underpants (now with the underpants go talk to Hobocutioner Davis in
the hobocutioner barracks for Hobocutioner Rapier, return), Blue Berries. talk
to the guy across the bar and get tricked into participating. Once inside talk
to the guy on the far left to get your Dangerdome weapons (needed to do any
damage!), Wizard Powder. Then save at Borgochov if you want, check this room
for Magic Hobo Brew (later check again for $10000, Wizard Powder) and the room
below for Hobo Token, Death Petals. Head into the arena.

You have to fight in several battles before you can leave. You get no BP or
dollars from this. If you lose you don't get Game Over but you go into a small
room examine the dead body for a Rock Harp and head out to the right, use your
Cave Puncher to expose a room, and up the stairs (note everyone is dead!!!)
and you can either try again from the start or just leave and come back at a
later time but if you manage to win you get a Dangerdome Crown and if you save
up your Blood Coupons you can buy a sweet weapon from the Blood Coupon shop.
After winning, go back into the arena and grab the chest for Meteor Shard then
go down stairs and move the rock onto the switch and go in the back room and
open the chest on the bottom right side of the room for Sir Roberto's Golden
Handscythe.

NOTE: I honestly don't know how Land got through this at level 29. For me, I
needed to be around 33 and had to purposely fail four or five times to spend
Blood Coupons for a backlog of good Dangerdome items. Also, don't try to lose
at MECHANICOR, you won't be thrown in the pit but will get the game over
screen. So, if you have saved over your files and you cannot beat MECHANICOR
then you may be stuck and may have to START THE WHOLE GAME AGAIN! Keep one save
file that is before Dangerdome just in case you have to reload. Moxy.

===============================================================================

Jampacolpyse

Go up the stairs on the right side of the lobby above the stairs leading to the
sewers and talk to the girl behind the counter and buy the Jampacolpyse ticket
for 15/30 Hobotokens then go on up into the flashing light and talk to the guy
standing on the red carpet he will give you a 'test' if you manage to do really
well you will get a Challenger's Card.

Prizes: ?

===============================================================================

Water Gnoblin Knockers

In the house at the top left of the first residential area (YOU CAN ONLY PLAY
IT SO MUCH, AFTER 10 PLAYS YOU GET GAME OVER!), you basicly play whack-a-mole
you must walk to the holes and hits the water gnoblins quickly The Pity Pot,
filled with glum water, can restore you somewhat so that you can play more
games.

Rewards:

36+         - Ghosts bonked Pity Pot
36+         - Ghosts bonked after getting Pity Pot, Watergnoblin Gnocker
34+         - after both of the above, Meteor Shard
32 <---> 34 - after weapon reward, Goddess Grief
26 <---> 28 - after weapon reward, Tear-Bearded Broth (29)
21 <---> 22 - after weapon reward, Frenzied Crygasm Chalice (24, 25, 26, 28)

NOTE: SHIFT plus direction for sprint. I was never able to do this. The Pity
Pot is a very useful item. Try to get it. Also the listed numbers needed do not
match up to my trials. Moxy.

=================================== Story =====================================

Sherry's bar has Lady Sandal. Once your ready to get on with the story, go up
either side of steps going up from the Hobotropolis lobby. Talk to the guy
beside the house with the hammer and then go into the top right house. Go to
the bottom right and talk to the old imp looking guy then go in the door. Check
for Save-Eater Cap.

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*                             The Lost Save Ruins                             * 
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Enemy:          HP:  EXP: $:   Drop 1:       Drop 2:

Save Drowner    2850 1425 1975 Poison        Drowner Tendrils
Nether Shepherd 2720 1010 1150 Murder Cheese Nether Slippers
Savegoyle       3550 1370 1560 Goddess Grief Save-Bound Book

Go in the first house/door closest to where you come in and then go straight up
into the house for Save Unoculars. You can choose to put Deemer in your team if
you want, but Karla and Palmer are better for this part IMHO (Contrarywise, I
found Deemer to be better. Moxy).

Talk to the red haired girl named T-Red to start the search for save souls and
then leave the house (IF YOU BOUGHT SOME THREE-LEAF CLOVERS, BY ALL MEANS USE
ONE TO AVOID BATTLES FOR A WHILE).

Head on down and step on the small shadow covered area just below the brown
steps for a Save Soul. Then go to the bottom right of this part and go down
open the chest for a Scotch Soldier, then go back up.

Go in the house in the middle then go up to the next one and grab the chest for
Goddess Grief. Go back and this time take the house on the right. Stand at the
top of the light pole so your under it and grab the Save Soul. Then go up and
up again. Take the room on the right and step down once and left once and grab
a Save Soul. Then go in the room on the right and follow the paths to a chest
containing Billy Dodgemaster Vest.

Go back to the first part of this area and go in the left door this time. Go
past the ladder and go right (your pretty much forced into a fight but not
if you're lucky). Monsters here are hard. If you fight Nether Shepherd have
Anebriate constant Share Good, Greg Slippery Jingle/Defend, Palmer Holy Spirit,
Karla Defend.

Once you go through the door, go in the small alcove on the bottom left for a
Save Soul. Go up into the next door and go straight right against the wall for
another Save Soul. Go back to the ladder we skipped and go up it.

Follow the path until the two doors with a pillar between them and go in the
left door. If you got the Cave Puncher, examine the cracked wall and go inside
to get the Green Ram and a chest with a Full Throttle. Then go back to the two
doors and pillar. Stand on the right side of the pillar and push it left. Step
where it was and flip the invisible switch on the wall.

Go in the right door and down into the next one and down again into the next
one, then go straight up. OK, this is a block puzzle.

1st start off by pulling the grave on the right down the rope ladder. 2nd the
closest block to it, push right till it's past the ladders. 3rd the block that
is up, pull twice then go around it with the ladders. 4th go up the ladder and
walk right, pull the tomb on the right once then go down and up the ladders
into the temple. Go up the ladder on the right, grab the chest for Sniper Stew.
If you have the Cave Puncher, punch the cracked wall go inside and grab the
Ancient Bones (needed to keep the Cave Puncher permanently).

Head back down. If you have any extra Clovers left or think you can survive
then I'd say leave again and save. Grab the last save soul near Gorbochov in
the first residential area by the light post and chair and talk to T-Red for
Cardboard Tube. Then come back and talk to the mysterious man in the hood...

==================================== Boss =====================================

Enemy: HP: EXP:  $:   Drop 1: Drop 2:

Albert ?   13500 7500 ?       ?

He is incredibly fast. Normal attacks for 1100+. Silence Fist hits for 1200+
and silences. Absolute Silence hits all for 300+ and silences. Falcon Drop Kick
2 hit combo for 1700+ (ouch!). Shadow Boxing hits for 2700+. Cat Like Reflexes
AGI up.

I recommend Karla being a high enough level to use Glorious Statue or you're in
for one heck of a fight. Have Palmer use Ultimate Sacrifice for 2000+ a hit.

===============================================================================

Go ahead and grab the glum water from the bowl where Albert was, if you have
the Pity Pot, then head back out to Hobotropolis.

On your way out, your swapped to Cat-Emma. Try to walk out to the Hex for the
next scene. Once you are in control of Anebriate again, go to the fireplace
with the door and walk in. Your relationship with Emma will affect the scene
slightly.

Back in Hobotropolis, take the portal on the left side to get to the ram races
place and head up into Groobs' office. Choose the new party by checking them.
Once you have selected three, it will ask to confirm, say 'Yes'.

================================ Mini Quest ===================================

Old Lady's Cat

Talk to the old woman, Retired Hobocutioner Dianna, who stands where Gorbochov
used to be in the Old Ruins. She will say she lost her cat. It's hiding in the
Residentials 2nd Area. Take the first split right and follow it till you find
the cat. After returning the cat check the glowing spot for Meowloween's
Collar.

===============================================================================

Now leave Hobotropolis and return to the earliest part of Save Realm. Go in
the small cave to go into the graveyard.

After arriving in the cemetary and a small scene, the party switches over to
Albert. He is now LVL 39. Use his Brownie Points to raise his stats and give
him some better equipment and get ready for a battle.

==================================== Boss =====================================

Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1:        Drop 2:

Bebop  ?   5000 0  Bebop's Bonker ?

Just use Shadow Boxing and he falls fairly quickly.

===============================================================================

Unequip Albert to get your items back. Don't leave anything of major value on
him. Go up the ladder. You cannot do anything in here except examine the door
with the guy inside. Everything else just makes Albert go '...'.

Back to Anebriate and his team, save at Gorbochov and go behind the top right
tree into the small white opening. After the scene, you acquire Hobotropolis
Pass, so you don't need Greg. Then you must choose your team again. This time
make sure you bring along Deemer and choose two others.

Grab the chest with a Power Paste and examine the water to fill Pity Pot some
more, if you have it. Go out to the main room of the graveyard and examine the
gravestone with vines on it. If Deemer is in your team, he will clear them. If
he is not, you can't change party members and will miss out on the Honorary
University Pinion.

===============================================================================

Hidden Book

Go to the prison where the guy Albert rescued was and examine the broken barrel
in there to aquire Book of the Dead.

===============================================================================

Then head back to Hobotropolis and go in the Ram Race area and up the stairs as
if you were going to Groobs' office but make a right and go into the
Hobocutioner's rooms and talk to Hobocutioner Gordo the green hair one on the
right near the bottom. He gives you a map of Save Realm with two X's marked.

Now we set off to place the fireworks. Rather than directions to each one, I
will simply list their locations you can only set 10 of them (! = do these).

 1 [ ] in the hobocutioner downstairs room beside the beds
 2 [ ] in the Ram Races Registry room
 3 [ ] behind the guy sitting in the chair in the Hobotropolis Lobby
 4 [!] the restaraunt in the first area of Residentials (right beside
       Hobotropolis lobby)
 5 [ ] top right corner of the Jampacolypse stage room
 6 [ ] in the Dangerdome registration room
 7 [ ] beside the B-Class rank ram race
 8 [ ] in the small park area to the left of the casino
 9 [ ] in the casino beside the beginner slots
10 [ ] in the pub in gold town
11 [!] in the orange area (grab the Crystal Whiskey Vial along the way) at the
       research room in the room usually locked. You can get in if you got the
       pass from the graveyard (talk to the blue ram then talk to the blue
       haired girl and trade her a cold one for the ram talk to the ram again).
       Grab the Scotch Soldier from just to the left of the arrow.

After you have set 10 of the fireworks, head back to the cemetary's back room.

DECSISION TIME: GO ALONG WITH GREG'S PLAN or REFUSE HIM changes what happens.

================== (I'm Done Path (going against Greg)) =======================

You wake up in the Inn room, depending on your affection level with Emma she or
Webber will be sitting beside the bed. If your level with Emma is high,
choosing 'Emma' raises her affection more, choosing the others raises there
friendship, depending on who you choose. But Emma is the obvious choice to me.

Once you have control, examine things in the room. Avoid the cabinet till after
you have saved, then come back and check it out.

=============================== Optional Boss =================================

Enemy:         HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2:

Wraith Riddler ?   ?    ?  ?       ?

He will give you a riddle. If you do not solve it you have to fight him.
Answer is '100' and '100' and you get Riddler Stick for solving his riddle.

===============================================================================

Go out, check for Hobo Token, and down the stairs into the casino lobby.
Gorbochov will stop you and deliver a letter and tell you to meet your old
friend in the new house in the Purple area of Save Realm. You can now finally
change your party with him.

================================ Side Quests ==================================

True freedom again. You being able to choose your team. Now you can do any side
quests in Maine using any team you want. You can check out the Auction in
Freeport and more.

===============================================================================

Weapon Collector

Remember that guy back in Bowdoin, Maine who was asking you to collect some
items for him? The last two are here in Hobotropolis. Golden Handscythe in the
second room under Dangerdome where a translator is. Swackenheimer Swimsword
bought from the casino Exchange shop for 250 tokens. If you gathered the
others, as I listed them, you should now have all of them. Return them all to
the collector in Bowdoin for $100000, Trophy, Ugarr's Karate Certificate.

[ ] Gugengraham Hammerfist
[ ] Queen Elaine VIII's Ninja Star
[ ] The Godsayer
[ ] Francois of Englebert's Cross-Bow
[ ] Swackenheimer Swimsword
[ ] Sir Roberto's Golden Handscythe

===============================================================================

The Black Ram

Acquire 600 Hobo Tokens and buy the Black Ticket from the casino exchange. Take
the ticket to the girl in the shed at the ram stables, then head into the Ram
room where you fought the stable hobo and go in the newly opened back door.
Then talk to the two girls to the right.

Selecting 'Gimme Dat Ram' nabs you the amazing black ram.
Selecting 'Aw, Forget It' gives Anebriate a new skill... yummy...
Selecting 'MY MIND' just ends the conversation.

===============================================================================

Sergeant B'Arby

Once you have one to four of Groosashi Receipts go to the snowy mountains
before Bowdoin. Go in the cabin in the first area and talk to Groosashi. Then
talk to B'Arby the cat for options.

[ ] Groosashi's Spear
[ ] Groosashi's Platemail
[ ] Groosashi Boots
[ ] Pet Cat

Get the Pet Cat last, if you want all of the items. Sergeant B'Arby goes to
Anebriate's house. Go there and keep talking to him, he will join your party.

================================== Story ======================================

Go to the house in the top left corner of the Purple area, check for Pansylion,
Mango, and talk to the guy across the counter. Go upstairs and talk to Wesley.
After the scene you're given a list of people to find. Return to the meeting
room and search for Scotch Soldier (! = guide for ME, YOU can do as you wish).

Engineer 1      [ ]
Engineer 2      [ ]
Architect 1     [ ]
Architect 2     [!]
Blacksmith 1    [ ]
Blacksmith 2    [ ]
Con Artist 1    [ ]
Con Artist 2    [!]
Translator 1    [ ]
Translator 2    [!]
Mathematician 1 [ ]
Mathematician 2 [!]

You can only get four of them. And there are two of each class, a basic person
and a 'better' one.

Con Artist and Mathematician are really important for getting a good reward at
the end. Getting a good translator can affect stuff after the game but if you
get it, you can't get something else. So you cannot get both either way.

===============================================================================

Blacksmith 1

The blacksmith shop in the bottom left corner of funky Purple Town

Blacksmith 2

The smith in the house in the Hobotropolis Resedentials. He asks you to go into
the basement and get some bars.

Enemy:  HP:  EXP: $:   Drop 1:         Drop 2:

Batwolf 4350 1480 1175 Batwolf Threads ?

At the first jump spot, jump down twice and right three times, grab the chest
with Goddess Grief. Jump back to the first area. Go to the furthest spot on the
right jump down, left, down, walk down once and jump left again. Stand at the
furthest down spot and press SPACE as the whirlwind goes by to catch a ride on
it. On the other side, walk up between the left or right spikes, wait and time
it and go on the side that fires its arrow. You can try to time the spikes but
they move so quickly, it's hard. I just hold up and take the hits.

Once on the other side, walk to the bars and chest with Ocarina of Space walk
up the ladder and examine the hole to return to the front of the room. Go up
the ladder and take the bars to the smith again.

===============================================================================

Engineer 1

Engineer Dan (in Purple area of Save Realm the guy obsessed with flying
motorcycles).

Engineer 2

Talk to Fizzbuckets in a room beside the ram registery area. She asks for a
cog. Go into the Residential areas and find the place that looks like a small
house that you could rope into. Go inside, check for Ice-Cold Wizard Beer and
ring the bell. Afterwards, take the cog back to Fizzbuckets.

============================== Optional Boss ==================================

Enemy:       HP: EXP:  $:   Drop 1:  Drop 2:

Save Emperor ?   14980 9175 Save Cog Emperor Blood Bow

eep... mommy??... recommended lvl 35+

===============================================================================

Architect 1

Guy sitting in the silver Area Pub.

Architect 2

Girl way back out in the Residential temple where Albert was.

===============================================================================

Con Artist 1

Sneaky in the Sneaky Embassy in Gold Town.

Con Artist 2

Girl in the casino bar who asks you to kill the Box Demon in her closet.

================================ Optional Boss ================================

Enemy:    HP:   EXP: $: Drop 1:    Drop 2:

Box Demon 28000 8500 0  Box Cutter ?

fire attacks, ice attacks, paralysis attacks and Beat Boxing hits everyone.

Anebriate heals, Emma use Curse of Weakness, Palmer use Quadriplegic, Deemer
use Water Glob. Use Full Throttles and set up for AGI.

===============================================================================

Translator 1

Ram Racer Bar.

Translator 2

Under the Dangerdome.

===============================================================================

Mathematician 1

Math Mathematician Maple in Residential lobby area.

Mathematician 2

Professor Meats in secret room in orange area of Save Realm. Need the Pity Pot
full of glum water to wake him up.

===============================================================================

After you have gathered all four. Return to Wesley in the meeting room to start
the operations. Talk to Wesley at the table and then talk to everyone in the
room.

NOTE: I had the misfortune of leaving now and returning to Hobotropolis to
finish up mini quests, gathering items, optional bosses, etc. I picked up a
fifth member of my recruited team and ruined the following event. UNLESS YOU
WANT TO START THE GAME OVER FROM THE BEGINNING... DO NOT DO THAT! Stay in the
room and continue the event. Moxy.

Then talk to Wesley again and choose 'It's Go Time' to proceed in the game.

======================= (I'll Help (going with Greg)) =========================

Choose 'I'll Help'. After planting the fireworks, Greg gives you a list of jobs
to gather and after a short scene, you appear in the casino bar. You must find
four people to pull off a big heist.

NOTE: see above for locations and info.

After you have gatherd all four, talk to Greg's assistant in the casino Inn and
say 'Let's Go'. Talk to Greg in the top left corner and then talk to everyone
in the hideout.

Talk to Greg again and choose 'It's Go Time'.

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*                                                                             *
*                                 Lava Mines                                  * 
*                                                                             *
*******************************************************************************

Depending on the people you recruited affects the upcoming events. So there are
definately plenty of ways for these things to unfold.

Walk on through the caves grabbing the chests for Three-Leaf Clover, Essence
Infusion, Lava Root (don't know if they change based on anything). Examine the
tablets in the cave.

If you didn't pick an Architect then...

================================ Optional Boss ================================

Enemy:       HP: EXP: $:   Drop 1:              Drop 2:

Save Groober ?   2480 2175 Crystal Whiskey Vial ?

Ugh... if you are getting slaughtered then you are under leveled. Use your best
skills, debuff and pray he doesn't use Devil Maw twice in a row.

===============================================================================

Continue, use the bed and save at Gorbochov on a different save file.

Enemy:       HP:  EXP: $:   Drop 1:      Drop 2:

File Serpent 5975 1815 1440 Poison       Lava Root
Save Siren   4850 1520 1290 Naughty Note Save Siren's Harp

Continue through the caves and eventually you arrive in the vault. After the
scene, grab the chest on the far right for a Golden Mallet. Go on right into
the next area. The battles here are pretty easy in comparison to the
Residentials but if you just wanna get through here, use a Clover or use
Intimidating Flex, and walk through. Go into the cave and walk to the most
obvious rope spot ever. Toss one and grab the chest with Flask o' Jack, head
out the cave to the bottom right. Then go in the door. Walk north through the
lava filled heck hole of a cave. Go in the cave near Gorbochov.

If you need to level up, make use of the bed and Gorbochov. Don't waste items
as you can't return to the surface (which is why I said to save on a different
file earlier).

Flipping the switch activates the upcoming boss. Rest and fight around if your
level is low but don't press the switch. Examine the water for another dose of
glum water for your Pity Pot and chest for Flask o' Jack and then make use of
the bed. Flip the two invisible switches on the walls in front of the water. Go
back out.

=================================== Boss ======================================

Enemy:              HP:  EXP:  $:    Drop 1:                    Drop 2:

Hobocutioner Willie ?    16000 11500 Hobocutioner Willie's Helm ?
Newbiecutioner A    7500 ?     ?     Scotch Soldier             ?
Newbiecutioner B    8500 ?     ?     Ice-cold Wizard Beer       ?

This can be a tough battle, I killed the enemies from weakest to strongest.

===============================================================================

Talk to Gorbochov and save. Once you're prepared with your best team and setup,
go up either the left or right paths.

=============================== Boss part 1 ===================================

Enemy:      HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2:

The Old One ?   ?    ?  ?       ?

Not much to say about this guy. Simply fight him as some extremely healthy foe
who can blind you. After so much damage the battle ends.

=============================== Boss part 2 ===================================

Enemy:  HP: EXP:  $:    Drop 1: Drop 2:

Old One ?   19000 28000 ?       ?

Sacred Trinity three hits of 1100+. Sweeping Darkness hits all for 500+. Frost
Bite physical attack for 2400+. Flash Freeze hits for 400+ and causes Freeze
status. Physical and Magical Reflect.

===============================================================================

After the battles watch the credits.

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*                                                                             *
*                                  Aftermath                                  * 
*                                                                             *
*******************************************************************************

If you 'saved' Dan Burgercrusher/Red Lion talk to them and you will get a
reward. Also if you saved the lives of the people who were working for you, you
get two different types of beer. If you got the best Translator, talk to him
and he will give you a vague treasure map. If you got the best Translator and
Architect and examined the tablets in the cave then talk to the Translator to
give them to him. Enjoy the scene and find Gorbochov (Albert is available!).

================================ Side Quests ==================================

Ram Racing Major Leagues

Think your a great Ram Racer? After winning in the A-League/Veterans Race a
bit, you eventually get to race against the darn pros against:

1 Black Ram
2 Red Rams
1 Green Ram

The race is by no means easy. Green Ram is probably the worst one you should
attempt it with, anything lower than it will probably not cut it. You're gonna
need more than good controls to win. The Black Ram racer being better in
every way. Take the lead early and cut your opponents off so they run into you,
if you fall behind you're never gonna win.

If you win you get 25 Hobo Tokens. You can keep attempting the races. Also
Gorbochov starts calling you the champion (in the race lobby).

===============================================================================

Golden Ram

Get the Gold Ticket from the auction. Then go to the ram stables and in the hut
there's a wall to punch. Enter, check for Angel Robes and talk to Korrema and
ask about the golden ram. Wait for the game clock to roll past 00:00 then talk
to the gold ram....

Enemy:          HP:   EXP:  $: Drop 1:           Drop 2:

Child of Cosmos 40000 17000 0  The Golden Fleece ?

Cosmic Rays... heals you for 2400? Cosmic Shield reflects magic cast on him.
Cosmic Charge hits 1700-2600+. Cosmic Presence hits everyone for 700+ and
lowers attack. Normal attack 1700+.

If you can last in battle for a while (defend, The Delectables and spamming
Share the Goods to stay alive through his slaughtering) then the battle comes
to an end and the ram eats your Gold Ticket. Return to the ram selection and
register your brand new Gold Apollo Ram. This ram has insane normal speed
compared to the others. Very fast acceleration, easy turning and refills
stamina insanely quickly!!

===============================================================================

Hobotropolis Launch Gem

Go to Augusta and open the chest near the entrance for Hobotropolis Launch Gem.
I have no idea if this was available earlier.

===============================================================================

Return of Washington

Go to McMace's Cabin in the forest south of Litchfield and get the Golden Key.
Go in Augusta Caves and at the first cave, go inside and throw your rope up to
the ledge, head through the bloody room. Examine the door with the key, you can
get in.

================================ Optional Boss ================================

Enemy:                 HP: EXP:   $:    Drop 1:                  Drop 2:

Dead George Washington ?   330000 45000 The Cherry Tree          Venerable Torn
                                        Destroyer                Petticoat
Dead Anebriate         ?   ?      ?     Frenzied Crygasm Chalice
Dead Palmer            ?   ?      ?     Frenzied Crygasm Chalice

Palmer is pretty much absolute must. Focus on killing Anebriate first and then
Palmer should die fairly quickly. Save Washington for last, as he's a hard
fight of his own.

===============================================================================

Sobering the Drunk

In the orange room with the 11th firework spot, talk to the drunk after you got
a full Pity Pot and splash him with it. Reward: Professor Meat's Calculator
Immune: All.

================================ Cave Punches =================================

1.
Back at the swamp, past Black Bridge, go to the area where the you found the
Morning Wood Staff. There is a cave hidden behind a tree. Inside, check for
Adventurer's Hat.

2.
Litchfield area with Anebriate's house (check the rock blocked chest again for
$2500, if you haven't already).

3.
In China Mountains, near the hut. Inside check the empty crate for Crystal
Whiskey Vial and a mysterious boy. For me, checking the golden statue reset
Palmer's level to one!

There may be more cave punches. Also, you can mine certain cavern walls for
hidden ore, if you desire. I found some in Lewiston Mines and Passage to China,
Main. You may have found some of these already.

============================== The Blue Rose ==================================

In Bowdoin, go in the house in the top right corner and talk to the Young Woman
and she asks you to find the Blue Rose. In the wilderness to the south, go to
the mountains just outside of town and go to the bottom right part of the first
area (south side). Follow the path up the right side until you see the Blue
Rose. Take it back to the woman, after the scene the woman's name changes to
Blue Rose, you also get the item Petrified Blue Rose.

============================ Save Academy Spear ===============================

If you set a firework in the Research area, go to the magic house in the
Residentials (where Deemer was) and talk to the girl there she will give you
the spear.

======================= Antoxicate's Death Knight Sword =======================

If you set a firework in the Cafe in the Residentials where Antoxicate works,
go to the cafe and then head back to the lobby of Hobotropolis and Antoxicate
comes up to you and complains. After he leaves, you get his Sword.

=============================== Lava Forge ====================================

Take your old lava rocks to Mark the smelter who lives in a side room at the
hobocutioner's rooms. Then take your new Bars to the smith (2) at Wesley's
hideout, Greg's hideout, Smith building of Residentials, depending on which
path you took and if you hired him or not. He takes two lava bars to make a
random lava item.

============================= Ugarr's Training ================================

After you return the weapons to the collector you get a ticket for Ugarr's
training. Sleep at the Inn if it's day to make it night, then talk to Ugarr
beside the statue again.

=============================== Optional Boss =================================

Enemy: HP: EXP: $: Drop 1: Drop 2:

Ugarr  ?   ?    ?  ?       ?

Everyone's weapons are unequipped. Everyone is pretty much weaker except maybe
Albert. Only 'punch' type things work.

Palmer's The Sacred Five works pretty well. Alberts Shadow boxing does pretty
good too. Anebriate needs to be on full heal 'cuz even at level 40, Ugarr hits
painfully hard. Most of Emma's skills do pretty much nothing but if you raised
her ATK, her normal should be fine. Robert is pretty much worthless without his
bow... Karla can work as she always has Glorious Statue. Webber same downfall
as Emma.

After the battle Ugarr offers to teach ONE person Trance. Choose who you want
from a list. Trance: halves damage received and heals HP (no actions) for a few
turns.

================================== Bowdoin ====================================

In the Bowdoin magic shop is a sack. Keep checking it, leave and come back
later, keep checking it... Eventually...

=============================== Optional Boss =================================

Enemy:     HP: EXP: $:   Drop 1:  Drop 2:

Sack Demon ?   1000 2250 Sack Hat ?

Judging from the battle's ease, you could have gotten this trophy battle much
earlier.

================================ Litchfield ===================================

In the area with Anebriate's house, go to the far top and examine the hole in
the wall use the cave puncher on the wall. In the room, pull the rock from the
left to the right, pick up the Mining Pick and continue to move the block onto
the switch. Then go back out of the cave and that spooky looking house can now
be entered, go to the second floor and examine the wall.

=============================== Optional Boss =================================

Enemy: HP: EXP:  $:    Drop 1:     Drop 2:

Flimp  ?   17250 24000 Flimp Sauce Flimp Lute

Hits about 1400+. Burnjaw 1800+. Can Crit.

With Deemer in the party, examine the magic circle thingy. Grab the chest
containing Circlet of Him and flip the switch to the left of the chest to open
the door. The other hexcrest is an alternate entrance to below Groob's office.

================================== Story ======================================

Go to Groobs Office and go down the stairs that he always refused to let you go
down. There is a new slot machine. Only this one uses your tokens for blood
coupons...

Go in the door below and examine the papers on the desk and after reading all
three entries, the monster over in the cell comes after you.

=================================== Boss ======================================

Enemy:     HP: EXP:  $: Drop 1:           Drop 2:

Rocksteady ?   16000 0  Rocksteady Mantle ?

===============================================================================

Go down the ladder in the top left corner, check for Haste Nuts, to return to
the vault where the heist was. Check for a Donut, Hobo Token x20. Follow the
path you took to get there the first time until you finaly arrive at a cave in,
cave punch the cracked wall and go in grab the chest for Donut and then jump
across the water to the right and then throw your rope down below and then walk
to the corpse examine it for the Chainsaw Bow. Return to the room where the
book was above the vault.

Then take the path leading right and walk south across the track go in the door
in the south, check for Sniper Stew, and then cave punch the wall. Go in
examine the next door to input the secret code ('002').

Next examine the bookshelves in the room to the right then you must flip the
three switches in the room before the timer ends. You have 0:04 to do this.
Start with the bottom left switch then the one to the right and lastly the one
in the top right room. No room for mistake move one spot off course and you
will fail and have to start over.

If you got the Translator and vague treasure map and have a shovel you can dig
in here. Take the time to dig the whole room up for random items and cash and
Theodore's Journal and Staff. Read the tome from your item menu and after
finished, Anebriate learns Ultra Death Move Times Infinity.

Walk down back out of the room and enter the teleporter.

=================================== Boss ======================================

Enemy:   HP: EXP:  $: Drop 1: Drop 2:

Greg     ?   16170 0  ?       ?
Red Lion ?   ?     ?  ?       ?

Recommend being LVL 40.

They both can crit for up to 4500. They're pretty fast. Greg can put the whole
team to sleep. Red Lion can cause Deep Burn. Red Lion can also raise his AGI.
Red Lion has a fire breath thing that hits all for 400+ and burns.

They're easy to kill... as long as you aren't getting slaughterd in a matter of
turns.

================================== Auction ====================================

The auction is in Freeport and begins at 00:00. Items in the auction start at
1/4 there normal value and some items can't be purchased anywhere like Crystal
Whiskey Vial and stat boosters.

Each person in the auction has a certain limit to what they are willing to
spend. However if they 'like' an item they will spend even more on it. If you
bid a certain percent more then the items current bid you can make others stop
bidding on that item. Once the auction starts you can usually pay $1 less
than an item's retail price to get it right away. Constantly trying to make
smaller bids and the price of an item in auction can go past its retail price.
Avoid this and bid high and fast (around 4/5 of the retail price) on rare
expensive items. You can press SHIFT if you want to skip the bidding on an
item.

All the items at the far bottom of this list are 'rare' and do not come up much
in the auction. If you buy and then examine the Voodoo Doll, Emma will learn
Voodoo Song.

Start Price...Retail Price...Item

    8............30..........Poison
    9............35..........Sun Block
   19............75..........'Nocs
   19............75..........Sound Shrooms
   22............85..........Naughty Note
   25...........100..........Strawberry Medium-Height Cake
   32...........125..........Warm Beer
   32...........125..........Band-Aid
   32...........125..........Lava Root
   38...........150..........Sticky Bun
   40...........160..........Frosted Pineapple Cake
   57...........225..........Rum
   58...........230..........Chocolate Cake
   60...........240..........Gross Hippy Stuff
   63...........250..........Full Throttle
   69...........275..........Tears of Children
   82...........325..........Richmond Moonshine
  100...........400..........Bowdoin Brew
  100...........400..........Fermented Beer
  163...........650..........Fire Water
  175...........700..........Herbal Tea
  188...........750..........Jar of Female Angst
  213...........850..........Mango
  213...........850..........Kiwi
  225...........900..........Magic Hobo Brew
  250...........999..........Three-Leaf Clover
  300..........1200..........Ice-Cold Wizard Beer
  313..........1250..........Frenzied Crygasm Chalice
  325..........1300..........Sniper Stew
  325..........1300..........Haste Nuts
  325..........1300..........Murder Cheese
  633..........2530..........Scotch Soldier
  638..........2550..........Tear-Beard Broth
  700..........2800..........Donut
  838..........3350..........Crystal Whiskey Vial
  950..........3800..........Goddess Grief
  975..........3900..........Flask o' Jack
 1250..........5000..........Power Paste
 1250..........5000..........Defence Drink
 1250..........5000..........Mind Mixture
 1250..........5000..........Sneak Sauce
 1250..........5000..........Tough Tincture
 1250..........5000..........Essence Infusion
    ?.............?..........God Juice
    ?.............?..........Hobocutioner Honey
 6250.........25000..........Voodoo Doll
11250.........45000..........Groosashi Receipt
15000.........60000..........Ancient Scroll
18750.........75000..........Gold Ticket

=============================== Trophy Room ===================================

XXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXX..q.r....X
XXX.m.n.o..pX
Xjk......l..X
X...........X
X.e.f.g.h.i.X
X...........X
Xa.b.....c.dX
XXXXXX XXXXXX

a. Bennie
b. Pouch Demon
c. Alfred
d. Sack Demon
e. Bad Potato
f. Chickenbot
g. George Washington
h. Injured Wolf
i. Diabolus
j. Rad Scorpion
k. Mighty Mouse
l. Quiz Master
m. Weirdo Ice Chick
n. Weirdo Fire Chick
o. Weirdo Earth Chick
p. Albert
q. Rock Lobster
r. Interfecio Ursus

================================== ITEMS ======================================

Some items do not appear in or remain in your inventory, those items will not
be listed. I have arranged some items in a more presentable fashion, rather
than the way they are listed in the game menu. Some items in the menu inventory
are catalogued differently, I have placed them in a more germane category.
Because of the line length constraint, some item names have been shortened. The
SELL tag is a guide for ME, YOU can do as you wish.

WEAPON

Anebriate                   ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT% EVA Element

Pointy Spear                6               95       Pierce         SELL
Trident                     12      2       95       Pierce         SELL
Basted Pig-Sticker          13  2           95       Pierce         SELL
Farmer Todd's Scythe        15          2   95       Edge           SELL
Face Piercer                19  3           95       Pierce         SELL
Fancy Lad Spear             20              95       Pierce         SELL
Pspeare                     21  2   2       95       Pierce         SELL
Overly Complicated Haldberd 25              95       Edge, Pierce   SELL
Lightning Rod               25  10          95       Pierce         SELL
The Harpoon                 25      5       95       Pierce         SELL
Heavy Metal Spear           27              95       Pierce         SELL
Bronx Spear                 30  5   5       95       Pierce         SELL
Aquafresh Spear             31      4       95       Pierce         SELL
Rick's Ivory Spear          33  12  12      95       Pierce         SELL
Pablo's Pointy Stick        34      3   3   95       Pierce         SELL
Gigantic Bottle Opener      36  3       3   95       Pierce         SELL
Zelga's Toe-Junk Picker     36          7   95       Pierce         SELL
Cold Steel Sticker          39  12  9       95       Pierce, Ice
Paladidn't                  39      8       95       Pierce         SELL
Deep Crow Bone Javeline     40              95       Pierce, Blind
Emma's Home-Made Spear      40  8   3       95       Pierce         SELL
Warden's Bloodletter        40      16  16  100      Pierce
Acid-Warped Javeline        42              95       Pierce, Poison
Trash Javelin               44      6       95       Pierce         SELL
Halberd of Heat             45          13  95       Pierce, Fire
Ivory Harpoon               48          6   95       Pierce         SELL
HUGE Spear                  49              95       Pierce         SELL
Dangerdome Spear            50              95       Arena
S.O.A.P.                    50              95       Edge, Critical
Umbrella                    50              96       Umbrella, Water
"Little Spear"              50  5   5       95       Pierce         SELL
Wacky Purple Spear          51  17  12      95       Pierce
Meteorite Maimspear         55  13  26      100      Pierce
Save Academy Spear          57  18      10  97       Pierce
Hedrick's Custom Spear      60  6   6   6   95       Pierce         SELL
Groosashi's Spear           60  15  15  15  98       Pierce, 2x hit
Crest Trident               66      16      95       Pierce

Emma                      ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT% EVA Element

Sneaky Sword              9       2       95       Pierce             SELL
Plastic Alien Epee        12      3       95       Pierce             SELL
Tin Foil                  15          2   95       Pierce             SELL
Ape Rapier                16      4       95       Pierce             SELL
Juju Sticker              16      5       95       Pierce             SELL
Wiggly Warlock Weapon     17  1   1   1   95       Pierce             SELL
Vegetable Knife           20              95       Pierce             SELL
Wizard Scissors           23      5       95       Pierce             SELL
Spook Foil                24  -2  3   3   96       Pierce             SELL
The Potato Peeler         24          5   95       Edge               SELL
Blood Blade               26      4   4   95       Pierce             SELL
Heavy Metal Dagger        29              95       Pierce             SELL
Bronx Rapier              35      3   3   95       Pierce             SELL
Barnaby's Badass Cutlass  35          -5  95       Edge               SELL
Sandgoyle Tooth           36              95       Pierce             SELL
Box Cutter                40              96       Edge               SELL
Skinhead Shank            40  15  -10     95       Pierce             SELL
Golden Knife              40      5   5   95       Pierce             SELL
Cold Steel Rapier         42      9   9   95       Pierce, Ice        SELL
Light Saber               43          8   96       Edge               SELL
Elephant Epee             43  7   3       95       Pierce             SELL
The Blubber-Carver        44  6   6       95       Edge               SELL
Dangerdome Dagger         50              95       Arena
Dr. Jonathon's Scalpel    50              100      Edge, Bleed
Poison Stilleto           50      5   5   95       Pierce, Poison
Skimitar                  53  -15     20  95       Edge               SELL
Wacky Purple Piercer      58      11  11  95       Pierce
Frost Stilleto            59  12          94       Pierce, Ice, Stun
Hobocutioner's Rapier     64  9   9       100      Edge
Cardboard Tube            68              100      Edge

Palmer                    ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT% EVA Element

Face Mace                 11              95       Blunt            SELL
The 11th Commandment      11  11  11  11  95       Blunt
Trusty Beatin' Stick      16  4           95       Blunt            SELL
Hedgehog Club             18  1   3       95       Blunt            SELL
Sweet-Ass Dinosaur Club   19          3   95       Blunt            SELL
Unicorn Club              24  2   4       95       Blunt            SELL
Seal Club                 25      2   5   95       Blunt            SELL
Morning Wood              26      2       95       Blunt            SELL
Baseball Bat              30              95                        SELL
Heavy Metal Club          30              95       Blunt            SELL
Bane Cane                 32          2   95       Blunt            SELL
Bronx Club                35  1   2   2   95       Blunt            SELL
Black Rock Basher         35  15          97       Blunt
Jonny Roxard'd Guitar     35      25      95       Blunt, Paralysis
Hurtin' Stick             45              95       Blunt            SELL
Bear Club                 45  5   5   5   95       Blunt            SELL
Cold Steel Mallet         45  5   5   5   95       Blunt, Ice
Pavlov's Pounder          45          10  95       Blunt
Dangerdome Mace           50              95       Arena
Club in a Box!            50  2   2       95       Blunt            SELL
Boomstick                 50  5   5   5   95       Blunt            SELL
Wacky Purple Club         58  5   10  7   95       Blunt
Watergnoblin Gnocker      63      10      97       Blunt
Gold Mallet               65 10           96       Blunt

Albert / Sergeant D'Arby  ATK DEF  SPI  AGI HIT% EVA Element

Knucks                    10                95                      SELL
Spring-Loaded Steel Claws 16                95                      SELL
Metal Punching Mits       21                95                      SELL
Fuzz Fists                24  4    4        95
Bear Claw                 25                95                      SELL
Heavy Metal Mitts         30                95                      SELL
Alfred's Ribfist          31                95                      SELL
Monkey's Paw              34            2   95                      SELL
Nevermiss Gloves          35  -200 -100 30  100                     SELL
Megashark Tooth Fist      35       10       95       Pierce, Sticky
Bronx Punchers            35            5   95                      SELL
Claw Fingers              38            6   95       Edge           SELL
Cold Steel Claws          45            15  95       Ice
Five Fingered Fac Fu&&ler 47       5    5   95
Meat Mittens              49  10            95       Blunt, Dark
Dangerdome Claws          50                95       Arena
Punchhands                55                100                     SELL
Wacky Purple Poin Fingers 63            18  95
Magma Mitts               68                96       ?

Deemer                     ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT% EVA Element

Dangerdome Staff           50              95       Arena
Staff of Barnaby Jones     50      0       97       Blunt            SELL
Bernard's Not-Magic Stick  60      0       95       Blunt
The Staff of 1000 Fists    37  2   2   2   95       Blunt            SELL
Magician Staff             11      5       95       Blunt            SELL
Frost Torch                15      5       95       Blunt, Ice       SELL
Running Stick              24      5   7   95       Blunt            SELL
Heavy Metal Staff          25      5       95       Blunt            SELL
Goatdini Staff             40  8   5       95                        SELL
Gay Staff                  14      6       95       Blunt            SELL
Staff of the Sorcelator    28  6   6       95       Blunt            SELL
Bronx Wizard Stick         33      7       95       Blunt            SELL
Bernard's Magic Stick      16      8       95       Blunt            SELL
Darold's Climbing Staff    24      8       95       Blunt            SELL
Ruby Staff                 59      9       95       Blunt
The Highlander             38      9   9   95       Blunt, Lightning
Pointy Black Staff         28  5   10      95       Blunt            SELL
Living Staff               31      15      95       Blunt            SELL
Cold Steel Spellmaker      37  5   17      95       Blunt, Ice
Riddler Stick              25      18  18  75       Blunt
Wacky Purple Staff         48  10  22      95       Pierce
Theodore's Save Staff      44      33      100      Blunt, Light

Webber                     ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT% EVA Element

Tropicaxe                  10      45      95       Edge, Wind
Lumberjack Axe             22              95       Edge             SELL
The Poop Shovel            25          10  95       Edge             SELL
Executioner's Cleaver      27              95       Edge             SELL
The Purple Painmaker       29      5   5   95       Edge             SELL
Heavy Metal Axe            32              95       Edge             SELL
The Crushilator            32              95       Edge             SELL
BeBop's Bonker             35  15  15  15  95       Blunt
Tommy's Bullhorn Sledge    39              95       Blunt, Ice, Slow
Bronx Axe                  40              95       Edge             SELL
Sharpened Snow Shovel      41              95       Edge, Ice        SELL
The Witch Slayer           44              95       Edge, Silence
Fiery Axe of Fire          46              95       Edge, Fire
Triceraxe                  47  5           96       Edge             SELL
Cold Steel Crusher         49  4   3   4   95       Blunt, Ice
Dangerdome Axe             50              95       Arena
The Wedge                  52              94       Edge             SELL
The Griever                56      6   3   96       Edge, Dark
Mechaxe                    58              95       Edge             SELL
The Siren                  58  7   3   5   95       Edge             SELL
The Macinsquash            58  8   4   -5  95       Edge, Light
Malcom's In the Middle     58  15          95       Edge             SELL
Burgercrusher's Maul       60  20          96       Blunt
The Ace of Spades          60          6   95       Edge             SELL
Rusty Old Axe              63          8   99       Edge             SELL
Wacky Purple People Eater  68  13          95       Edge, ?
The Cherry Tree Destroyer  73  8   8   8   96       Edge
Cheever's Axe              75      -15 -25 95       Edge             SELL
DangerDome Grinder         76              94       ?

Dave                       ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT% EVA Element

Leather Whip               24              95       Whip            SELL
Cool Whip                  28  3   2       95       Whip, Ice
Long Braided Whip          29  2   2       95       Whip            SELL
Whipped Chocolate          31      5       95       Whip            SELL
Cat o' Nine-Tails          35  2       5   95       Whip
Chickenbot Spine Whip      38      5       95       Whip            SELL
Chain Whip                 38      6   4   95       Whip            SELL
Vine Whip                  40      6   6   95       Whip            SELL
The Scorpion               41          7   95       Whip            SELL
The Squid Tentacle         46          13  95       Whip
The Sparkle Whip           46  7   5       95       Whip            SELL
Razor Wire Whip            49      9   9   95       Whip
Dangerdome Whip            50              95       Arena
Dragon Tongue              60          9   95       Whip, Fire
ACTION DAN'S BIKE CHAIN    62  8   8       97       Whip
Antoxicate's Death K Sword 65      12      96       Edge, Dark, Blind
King of Shadows            68      18       ?       ?, Dark

Karla                      ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT% EVA Element

The Wall                   18  18  18  18   ?       ?
Round Shield               40  6   5       95       Blunt           SELL
Daedric Tower Shield       40  20      -10 95       Blunt           SELL
The Dartboard              47  12          95       Blunt           SELL
Riot Shield                48  10  8   8   95       Blunt
Dangerdome Buckler         50              95       Arena
Articulated Bone Shield    50  8       8   95       Blunt
Trash Can Lid              54  15  6       96       Blunt
The Batman Symbol Shield   56      -10 12  95       Blunt           SELL

Robert                     ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT% EVA Element

Chocolate Long Bow         34              99       Bow             SELL
Wiggly Red Bow             34      8       95       Bow
Little Indian Bow          38              95       Bow             SELL
Flamethrower               43  -15     12  94       Bow, Fire, Burn
The Ice Breaker            48  4   4   4   95       Bow, Ice
Dangerdome Bow             50              95       Arena
ACTION DAN'S SWEET BOW     51      6   6   95       Bow
Interfecio Ursus Bow       60          10  95       Bow
Emperor Blood Bow          64  7   7       95       Bow
Chainsaw Bow               75  -5  -5  -5  95       Bow

Greg                       ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT% EVA Element

Save Siren's Harp          40      11  11  90       Seduce
Pleasure Flute             45      20      95
Dangerdome Harp            50              95       Arena
Harp                       55              95                       SELL
Flimp Lute                 55      15      95       Fire, Burn
Hobo Snare Drum            59  8   8       96       Light
Lava Lyre                  60  -8  -5  24  96       Fire
Rock Harp                  65  10      -15 95                       SELL
ACTION DAN'S MUFFLER HORN  68  9           96       Light
Ocarina of Space           80              65

Other Equipment           ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT EVA Element

Sharp Metal Thing         5               96      Edge
Face Pick                 8               96      Pierce
Plain Old Sword           12              96      Edge
Awesome Ninja Sword       15              95      Edge
Katananananaa             20              95      Edge
Throwing Knife            30              95      Pierce
Staff of the Archmage     32      14      90      Blunt
Sharpened Candy Cane      39              95      Pierce
Chainsaw                  50  10      10  94      Chainsaw
Swackenheimer Swimsword   55              95      Edge
Skin-Flap Shield              2               1
Bone Shield                   6               2
Charred Buckler               7               3   Fire
Ultra Awesome Super-Spear 500             95      ?
Future Boots              200 200 200 200     200 ?
God's Helmet (Probably)       500                 ?
Bejeweled Champion Armor      500                 ?
Gugengraham Hammerfist
The Godsayer
Queen Elaine VIII's Ninja Star
Francois of Englebert's Cross-Bow
Sir Roberto's Golden Handscythe

STUFF

Books                   ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT EVA Guards

Everybody Poops         -10 -10 -10 25                          SELL
That One Book           5                   5
Save Magic: Selec Prose 9       9
Save-Bound Book         12          8
Communist Manifesto         1                    Edge, Blunt
The Great Bibble            3   5   3
Ultimate Survivor Guide     10
Fortune's Files                 3                               SELL
Sneak Pierre Fr. Dict.          4   4
Tome of Words                   6                               SELL
Pavlov's Witchy Notes           8           6
Necronomicon                    10               Dark element
Book of the Dead                16
The Alphabet of Mojo                10

Shoes                   ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT EVA Guards

Blown-Out Slippers      3   3   3                               SELL
Harold's Above-Av Boots 3   7   7   3
Cherriest of All Shoes  5   4       5       5
Nock's Socks            6   4       3       2
Standard Issue Sneakies 6   6       12
Baby Club               7                                       SELL
Polar Bear Slippers     7   4   7
Nether Slippers         12  3
Nancy Sinatra Galoshes  14  7
Oldy Moldy Boots            2                    Poison
Soft Velvet Pumps           2   3           1                   SELL
Felt-Lined Slippers         2   5           1
Sheepskin Booties           2               1                   SELL
Biology Boots               3               5
Nikes                       4       6       2                   SELL
The 'Loaf's Loafers         5   5   5
Bunny Slippers              5       10      3
Winged Timberlands          5               4
Gorenado Boots              6   9   9            Wind
Sandshoes                   6   11
Wellies                     8   10               Sticky
Dr. Martens, Ph.D           11                   Stun

Misc.                   ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT EVA Guards

Meteorite Maul Mitts    18
Girly Scarf                 5   5                               SELL
Petrified Blue Rose         10  6   6
Omar's Apprentice Scarf     10  10
Chocolate Charms            10      -5           Earth          SELL
Wand of Nasty Bits              9                               SELL

Boots                   ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT EVA Guards

Grum Boots              -10 8   20  -10                              SELL
Spiked Metal Shoes      2   4
Mountain-Climbing Boots 3   2               2
Pierre's Stompers       5   3
Lava Waders             8   8       8            Fire
Cured Leather Boots         4               1
Chain Boots                 5                                        SELL
Icy Hooves of Death         5   5                Ice
Plank Walkers               9   9                                    SELL
Metal Galoshes              10                                       SELL
Electric Boots              10                   Lightning, Paralyze
Rainbow Mukluks             11  5   5
Burly Boots                 14                                       SELL
Groosashi Boots             15  15               ?

HEAD                       ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT% EVA Guards

Obscured Vision Helmet     -10 11  11  11                       SELL
Hot Potato Hat             -10     -10          15              SELL
Surgeon Mask               -8  3   20  -8                       SELL
Eyebrows of Time           5   5
Nurse's Hat                5   5   5                Bleed
Scarlet Feather Cap        5   5   5   5
Deep Crow Feather Cap      5   5       5            Dark
Viking Helmet              5   7                4
Webber's Dad's Helmet      5   20  5
Groovy Bandana             6   6   7   7
Imp Helmet                 6   6                5
Grimy Headband             7   1   7
Gentlemanly Bolero         7   7   7   7
Adventurer's Hat           9   5       9            Stun
Blue-Jay Helmet            10  4   10  -10                      SELL
Tibbles' Rival             10  1   -10 10       5               SELL
Dead Priest Headwreath     15  6       -15                      SELL
El Moondome                18  18  -8  -8                       SELL
Kingly Crown                   1
Hairpin                        1   2            1
Sneaky Paul's Facemask         1       2        2
Shades                         1                4   Dark
Fishing Hat                    2                2               SELL
Francesca the Snow Top Hat     3                    (regen)
Pinty Het                      3   2                            SELL
Flower Crown                   3   3   4                        SELL
Beanie                         3                2
Molten Crown                   3                13
Rusted Iron Bucket Helm        4                                SELL
Pope Hat                       4   3                            SELL
Furry Bear Ears                4   4   7
Pointy White Hood              4   5                            SELL
Floppy Headgear                4   7                            SELL
Fancy Circlet                  4       8
Head Circle                    4                3
Doctor Steve's Specs           5   12
Sticky Steel Helm              6                                SELL
Sack Hat                       6                   prevents Critical
Weird Asian Hat                6   4   4
The Toppest Hobohat            6   6               (half MP)
Sneaky Sombrero                6       10
Crusty Metal Helmet            8                                SELL
Litchfield City Guard Helm     8   3
McGreenthumb's Greenhat        8   16
Funky-Fresh Headband           8       8
Danger Dome Crown              8       18
Gladiator Hat                  10  2   2
Saint Nick's Hat               10  10
Shakespeare's Shades           10  10  10
Circlet of Him                 10  13  13
Ye Olde Great Helmet           10      6
Plastic Paladin Helmet         11                               SELL
Good Luck Helmet               12  8               (regen)
Black Rock Helm                14                  DEF down
Spelling Bee Bonnet            15
Save-Eater Cap                 15  -10                          SELL
Rock Lobster Helm              15  15
Cold Steel Circlet             15      6
Hard Hat                       16                2 Blunt
Falcon Helmet                  16      5
Chrome Dome                    18                               SELL
Ye Olde Lewiston Dome          20                  Poison
Contraceptive Helm             22                               SELL
Hobocutioner Willie's Helm     24  12            4
Sergeant Mask                  25

CHEST                      ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT EVA Guards

Overcoat                   2   3                                  SELL
Green Kimono               3   5   3           3
Thievin' Cowl              4   4       4       4
Cowl of Undeath            5   10  5                              SELL
Abominable Abdominals      5   30  5
Velvet Doublet             6   8   13
Magical Save Frock         7   7   7   7
Cow-L                      7   13  7   7
Armor of the Squire        7   32  7   7
Doeskin Dress              8   8   8
Thrash Vest                8   22                                 SELL
The Golden Fleece          10  20  10  10
Groosashi's Platemail      10  35  10
Moonwalk Shirt             11  8
Thunder Epaulets           12  14  8               Lightning, Paralysis
The Corpse Grater          12  24
The Sneaky Shroud          13  10      13
Hobo Citizen T-Shirt       15  14
Blademaster Vest           15  25
Murder Bear Jacket         20  20
Wedding Gown                   1
Women's Underwear              1                   Sleep
Ghostly Cowl                   1       6       6
Poncho                         2               8   Sticky
Fishing Vest                   3   2   2                          SELL
Habiliments of a Nun           3   4                              SELL
Old Iron Suit                  4                                  SELL
Mormon Mantle                  4   3                              SELL
Cardinal Vestment              4   5                              SELL
Mohair Suit                    4   6   6
Wizardly Suit                  4   9
Cardboard Bard Cords           4               2                  SELL
Fur Coat                       5                   Ice
Nice Suit                      5   3   3                          SELL
Lab Coat                       5   4   4                          SELL
Dracula Robes                  5   8   10
Venerable Torn Petticoat       5   10          5
Robe of Radness                5   12  4
Bullet-Proof Monk... Robe      5               4
Moira's Wool Sweater           6   4                              SELL
Judicial Robes                 6   4   6
Karate Clothes                 6       6       2
Felt-Lined Fat Suit            6               3                  SELL
Rusted Tin Vest                7                                  SELL
Doctor Weird's Coat            7   18
Leather Pieces                 7       2       3
Pippin's Wing Coat             8       8       8
Reinforced Superwood Tunic     10                                 SELL
The Unstabbable                10                  Edge, Pierce
Billy Dodgemaster Vest         10      6       12
Parka of Sally Forth           10      10      5
Batwolf Threads                11      14      5
Racing Jacket                  12  8
Angel Robes                    12  18              Magic
Exquisite Armor Replica        13                                 SELL
Speedsuit                      13  13          3   Lightning
Chill Suit                     16                  Ice
Plate Armor                    17                                 SELL
Glittering Fancy Armor         20  9
Hot Rod Mantle                 20      5                          SELL
Flexiplate                     20      10      5
Dark Iron Vestments            22                                 SELL
Supreme Judge Mantle           24  12
Stump Mantle                   25                  Earth
Hank's Scalemail               28  4   4
Dead Guard Chestguard          29  20  -20                        SELL
Ruby Red Ladymail              30                                 SELL
Black Rock Vest                30                  Dark, Silence
Y'aarrrmor                     35
Rocksteady Mantle              44      -10         ?
Meteorite Mantle               45                  ?

ACCESSORY                  ATK DEF SPI AGI HIT EVA Guards

Wizardfinger Gloves        -8  1   16  -8                      SELL
Righteous Ring             2   2   2   2
Camel Hair Gloves          3   5   3
Meowloween's Collar        3       8           3   Freeze
Ugarr's Pendant            4   4   4   4
Black Rock Ring            5   12      -5                      SELL
Beaded Necklace            5       5           3
Belinda's Pendant          6   1               1   Seduce
Super Grip Finger Flexers  6   3       2
Ring of Punching Children  7
The King's Ring            7   7       7
Upgraded Hobo Gloves       8   8   -5                          SELL
Alphonse's Holy Symbol    10                   5
Old Man McMace's Ring          1                   ?
Fuzzy Mittens                  1   1
Bone Necklace                  2   2
Sand Ninja Mittens             2       4       3
Seal Mits                      3
Falconry Glove                 3   3   3
Necklace of Eyeballs           3       3       3
Hobo Gloves                    4
Insulated Winter Mittens       4   4
Cool Glowing Rock              5
Hypno Stone                    5   5               Confusion
Chocolate 'Nocs                6       6           Blind
Wrist Bands                    8
Lava Man-Thong                 8       8
China, Maine Meda Courage      8       8       5
Saint Nick's Mitts             12
Hand Warmers                       4           4
Rouge                              5   5       3
Shark Tooth Anklet                 7   5
Rainbow Ring                       8
Fargo's Feather Pen                8               SPI down
Lucky Rabbit's Foot                    5
Sneaky Pete Breath Spray               5
Moxious Orb                            5       5
Broken Slot Handle                                 (EXP x2)
Professor Meat's Calculator                        immune all
Sneaky Pete's Foghorn                              Silence
Amber's Angling Lure                               Confusion (?)
R, R 'n' R's Hot Sauce                             Fire
Cold Stone                                         Ice
Lantern                                            Darkness

GOODS                HP   MP   Removes Status

Warm Beer            250                                     SELL
Rum                  450                                     SELL
Richmond Moonshine   650                                     SELL
Fire Water           1300                     (gives Burn)   SELL
Ice-Cold Wizard Beer 1400
Magic Hobo Brew      1800                     (gives Bleed)  SELL

Communion Wine            50   cure all (almost)
Tears of Children         85                                 SELL
Jar of Female Angst       200                                SELL
Frenzied Cry Chalice      300
Tear-Beard Broth          400

Potato               5    5                                  SELL
Apple                10   10                                 SELL
Fish                 15   15                                 SELL
Carrot               30   20                                 SELL
Blue Berries         30   30                                 SELL
China Fried Chicken  50   10                                 SELL
Sticky Bun           50   50                                 SELL

Frosted Pineapp Cake 10%                                     SELL
Flask o' Jack        100%                      (party)

Strawberry Medi Cake      10%                                SELL

Goddess Grief        -50% 200                                SELL
Black Label Tequilla 1%   -5%                                SELL
Chocolate Cake       5%   5%                                 SELL
Bowdoin Brew         15%  30%
Donut                33%  33%
Fermented Beer       35%  15%
Scotch Soldier       50%  -200                               SELL
Crystal Whiskey Vial 100% 100% cure all (almost), (single)

Murder Cheese                 Poison   ACC up                SELL
Imp Shrimp                80  Poison                         SELL
Sniper Stew                   apply Target, remove DEF down  SELL
Spiked Grape Juice   10%  10% AGI up   DEF down              SELL
Herbal Tea           66%      Sleep                          SELL
Mango                         Blind    SPI up
Kiwi                          Silence  ATK up
Haste Nuts                    DEF down AGI up                SELL
Drowner Tendrils          2   Death                          SELL

Three-Leaf Clover              Random Encounter: None
Poison                         Poison
'Nocs                          Blind
Sound Shrooms                  Silence
Lava Root                      Freeze
Naughty Note                   Seduce
Full Throttle                  Death
Sun Block                      Burn, Deep Burn
Band-Aid                       Bleed, Deep Wound
Gross Hippy Stuff              Confusion, Sleep, Paralysis, Sticky

Tough Tincture        HP  +20                  Aneb
Hobo Tough Tincture   HP  +20
Essence Infusion      MP  +20                  Aneb
Hobo Essence Infusion MP  +20
Power Paste           ATK +2                   Palm
Hobo Power Paste      ATK +2
Hobocutioner Honey    ATK +4
Defense Drink         DEF +2                   Emma / Palm / Deem
Hobo Defense Drink    DEF +2
Mind Mixture          SPI +2                   Aneb
Hobo Mind Mixture     SPI +2
Groober Goo           SPI +3
Sneak Sauce           AGI +2                   Palm
Hobo Sneak Sauce      AGI +2
Flimp Sauce           AGI +4

God Juice             (level up party, if none are max) 

Ancient Scroll ?

Arena Booze   - restore HP
Save Root     - remove status ailment
Wizard Powder - remove anti-magic
Death Petal   - revive
Arena Nectar  - restore MP
Dangerdonut   - restore HP and MP
Save Whiskey  - fully restore HP and remove status ailment
Blood Flask   - restore party's HP

SPECIAL

Golden Apple
Rope
Mining Pick
Bernard's Magic Pouch
Shovel
Dusty Key
Poetry Book
Red Key
Old Skeleton Key
Docks Key
5th Floor Room Key
Guard Quarters Key
10th Floor Gate Key
Key to the Deep Crow's Lair
Lt. Sanders' Key
Tablet Piece 1
Tablet Piece 2
Tablet Piece 3
Tablet Piece 4
Salamander on a Stick
Crappy Children's Painting
Teacher's Handbook
Paranoid Letter
Slimy Key
List of Relics
Stables Cabin Key
Friendly Reminder
Jampocalypse Entry Pass
Crudely-Drawn Portrait
C-Class Racing License
Hobotropolis Teleporter Stone
Karla's Hair-Pin
Save Unoculars
Hobo Token Pouch
Vial of Ram Blood
Cave Puncher
Gold Ticket
Hobotropolis Access Pass
Huge Spider
Save Realm Map
Honorary University Pinion
List of Trades
Treasure Map
Gold Key
Blue Rose
Hyacinth
Blue-Blood Blossom
Lady Sandal
Pansylion
Nightsy
Carnivation
Lava Rocks
Heavy Metal
Bronx
Cold Steel
Wacky Purple Chunk
Chocolate Rocks
Heavy Metal Bar
Bronx Bar
Cold Steel Bar
Wacky Purple Bar
Chocolate Bar
Meteor Shard
Black Rock Down
Black Rock Bar
Lava Bar

=================================== SHOPS =====================================

NOTE: Some shops will disappear and some inventory will change during the game.
Some items will become permanently unobtainable.

================================ Litchfield ===================================

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Brew Shop
McPollen 'N' More

Lady Sandals 50
Pansylions   50
Nightsies    50

Smelt Shop
Patrick

Heavy Metal  50
Bronx        75
Cold Steel  150
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Antoinetta's Book Stall

Poetry Book 2500
=======================

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Mama Judy / Amber

Gross Hippy Stuff            240
Rope                         250
Mama Judy's Toenail Clippers  55
Fuzzy Mittens                125
Amber's Angling Lure         570
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Sneaky Pete

Richmond Moonshine         325
Poison                      30
Naughty Note                85
Lucky Rabbit's Foot        350
Sneaky Pete's Breath Spray 550
Sneaky Pete's Foghorn      450
==============================

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Robert I              Robert II

Pointy Spear      110 Paladidn't         11550
Face Mace         460 The Wedge           8400
Skin-Flap Shield  150 Contraceptive Helm  7200
Sticky Steel Helm 370 The Corpse Grater  11200
Rusted Tin Vest   495
Chain Boots       500
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Harold's Supplies I      Harold's Travel Supplies II

Band-Aid             125 Band-Aid                      125
Rope                 250 Rope                          250
Mining Pick           60 Mining Pick                    60
Lumberjack Axe      1500 Running Stick                6620
Fishing Hat          450 Lumberjack Axe               1500
Fishing Vest         270 Harold's Above-Average Boots 4940
Cured Leather Boots  750 Hand Warmers                 3999
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Hank I                  Hank II

Pointy Spear        110 HUGE Spear             9900
Basted Pig-Sticker  700 Ye Olde Greate Helmet  2345
Face Mace           460 Thrash Vest            6945
Magician Staff      750 Hank's Scalemail      13250
Face Pick           125 Plank Walkers          4420
Knucks              350 Burly Boots            3165
Lumberjack Axe     1500
Bone Shield         680
Sticky Steel Helm   370
Rusted Tin Vest     495
Chain Boots         500
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Fat Dan's I         Fat Dan's II

Full Throttle   250 Full Throttle              250
Poison           30 Poison                      30
Warm Beer       125 Jar of Female Angst        750
Band-Aid        125 Band-Aid                   125
Rope            250 Rope                       250
Lumberjack Axe 1500 Living Staff              9870
Pinty Het       450 Elephant Epee             9450
Seal Mits       270 Furry Bear Ears           6200
                    Super Grip Finger Flexers 4200
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Pawn Shop Paul I               Pawn Shop Paul II

God's Helmet (Probably) 999999 Warm Beer  125
                               Donut     2800
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Rosa Stands' I         Rosa Stands' II

Rum                225 Tears of Children         275
Tears of Children  275 Full Throttle             250
Full Throttle      250 Gross Hippy Stuff         240
Gross Hippy Stuff  240 Sound Shrooms              75
Warm Beer          125 Jar of Female Angst       750
Fortune's Files    850 Frenzied Crygasm Chalice 1250
Tome of Words     1950 That One Book            8495
====================================================

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Franz's Fruit Stand

Apple  15
Mango 850
Kiwi  850
===================

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Larry's Tavern

Rum            225
Warm Beer      125
Fermented Beer 400
Fire Water     650
Potato           5
Fish            25
Apple           15
Carrot          35
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Litchfield Inn I 10 Litchfield Inn II 200
=========================================

============================ Litchfield Forest ================================

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Herbert I                Herbert II

Rum                  225 Full Throttle        250
Full Throttle        250 Poison                30
Poison                30 Gross Hippy Stuff    240
Gross Hippy Stuff    240 Jar of Female Angst  750
Warm Beer            125 Fermented Beer       400
Rope                 250 Rope                 250
Mining Pick           60 Mining Pick           60
Lumberjack Axe      1500 Lumberjack          1500
Cured Leather Boots  750
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================================= Richmond ====================================

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Terrence and Beyond

Poison                 30
Gross Hippy Stuff     240
Sound Shrooms          75
Rope                  250
Mining Pick            60
Farmer Todd's Scythe  975
Plain Old Sword       375
Lumberjack Axe       1500
Fishing Hat           450
Fishing Vest          270
Sheepskin Booties     450
Cured Leather Boots   750
Seal Mits             270
=========================

======================
Terry's Tavern

Rum                225
Richmond Moonshine 325
Full Throttle      250
Warm Beer          125
Potato               5
Carrot              35
======================

===========================
Sneaky Paul

Richmond Moonshine      325
Sound Shrooms            75
Naughty Note             85
Black Label Tequilla    500
Basted Pig-Sticker      700
Wiggly Warlock Weapon   900
Katananananaa          3200
Long Braided Whip      3950
Wand of Nasty Bits     2250
Hairpin                 360
Sneaky Paul's Facemask 2100
===========================

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Richmond Inn 10
===============

================================= Swamp =======================================

==============================
Swampland Sam

Inn                         50

Rum                        225
Poison                      30
Gross Hippy Stuff          240
Warm Beer                  125
Rope                       250
Spring-Loaded Steel Claws  900
Reinforced Superwood Tunic 690
Cured Leather Boots        750
==============================

=============================================
Swampy Joe

Meteorite Maul Mitts 10000 1 Meteorite Shard
Meteorite Mantle     10000 2 Meteorite Shards
Meteorite Maimspear  10000 3 Meteorite Shards
=============================================

================================= Gardiner ====================================

===============================
Magical Matt's Magical Emporium

Tears of Children        275
Full Throttle            250
Gross Hippy Stuff        240
The Great Bibble        3250
Pinty Het                450
Beanie                   525
Mountain-Climbing Boots  920
Soft Velvet Pumps        825
Hobo Gloves              375
Cool Glowing Rock        250
Bone Necklace            875
===============================

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Fonze's Pub

Rum            225
Full Throttle  250
Warm Beer      125
Fermented Beer 400
Potato           5
Fish            25
==================

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Marley

Full Throttle     250
Sound Shrooms      75
Sun Block          35
Rope              250
Skin-Flap Shield  150
Sheepskin Booties 450
=====================

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Aladdin

Potato        5
Fish         25
Apple        15
Blue Berries 40
===============

==========================
Jafar

Rum                    225
Warm Beer              125
Tome of Words         1950
Fishing Hat            450
Fishing Vest           270
Future Boots        999999
Soft Velvet Pumps      825
Seal Mits              270
Lucky Rabbit's Foot    350
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Bartholomew's Weapon Smithing
Philbert's Smelting

Heavy Metal 50
Bronx       ?
Cold Steel  75

Bartholomew Shop

Face Piercer            1995
Ape Rapier               875
Gay Staff               1875
Unicorn Club            3350
Metal Punching Mits     1350
The Crushilator         4100
Plastic Paladin Helmet   975
Leather Pieces          1250
Exquisite Armor Replica  950

Bartholomew Craft

Heavy Metal Ore

Spear  Heavy Metal Spear  100 2 Heavy Metal Bars
Club   Heavy Metal Club   100 2 Heavy Metal Bars
Axe    Heavy Metal Axe    100 2 Heavy Metal Bars
Dagger Heavy Metal Dagger 100 2 Heavy Metal Bars
Glove  Heavy Metal Mits   100 2 Heavy Metal Bars
Staff  Heavy Metal Staff  100 2 Heavy Metal Bars

Bronx Ore

Spear  Bronx Spear        500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar
Club   Bronx Club         500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar
Axe    Bronx Axe          500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar
Dagger Bronx Rapier       500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar
Glove  Bronx Punchers     500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar
Staff  Bronx Wizard Stick 500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar
===========================================================

============================
Sergeant Meyers

Rope                     250
Mining Pick               60
Plain Old Sword          375
Bone Shield              680
Charred Buckler         2800
Crusty Metal Helmet      550
Exquisite Armor Replica  950
Chain Boots              500
Spiked Metal Shoes       750
Cool Glowing Rock        250
============================

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Old Greg

Sun Block          35
Potato              5
Fish               25
Unicorn Club     3350
The Great Bibble 3250
Pope Hat          875
Shades           2100
=====================

======================
Gary's Tavern

Rum                225
Richmond Moonshine 325
Full Throttle      250
Warm Beer          125
Potato               5
Fish                25
======================

======================================
Sneaky Pierre

Rum                                225
Richmond Moonshine                 325
Poison                              30
Metal Punching Mits               1350
Sneaky Pierre's French Dictionary 4100
Baby Club                         4650
Pointy White Hood                 1250
Pierre's Stompers                 1250
======================================

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Gardiner Bed and Breakfast 25
=============================

============================ The Chocolate Caves ==============================

=========================
Mercenary Ted

Tears of Children     275
Metal Punching Mits  1350
Awesome Ninja Sword  2750
Bone Shield           680
Pointy White Hood    1250
Shades               2100
Hobo Gloves           375
Necklace of Eyeballs 3725
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=============================== Ocean Passage =================================

================================
Moira's Sea Stop

Inn                           20

Gross Hippy Stuff            240
Potato                         5
Apple                         15
Rope                         250
Ultra Awesome Super-Spear 999999
Moira's Wool Sweater        1350
Sheepskin Booties            450
Mountain-Climbing Boots      920
Fuzzy Mittens                125
Lantern                      575
================================

========================== Bowdoin Entrance Caves =============================

==================================================
McGreenthumb's I     McGreenthumb's II

Nightsies         75 Nightsies                  75

Rum              225 Full Throttle             250
Full Throttle    250 Warm Beer                 125
Warm Beer        125 Ice-Cold Wizard Beer     1200
Rope             250 Rope                      250
Mining Pick       60 Mining Pick                60
Aquafresh Spear 6170 Crest Trident           22550
Cool Whip       3400 McGreenthumb's Greenhat 15250
==================================================

================================ Bowdoin ======================================

=================================
Motes' Bun House

Strawberry Medium-Height Cake 100
Sticky Bun                    150
Chocolate Cake                230
Frosted Pineapple Cake        160
=================================

==========================
Sneaky Pablo

Tears of Children      275
Poison                  30
Warm Beer              125
Bowdoin Brew           400
Pablo's Pointy Stick  7250
Sharpened Snow Shovel 5250
Sneaky Sombrero       8250
Lab Coat              3425
==========================

=====================
Zachary

Full Throttle     250
Gross Hippy Stuff 240
Sound Shrooms      75
'Nocs              75
Lava Root         125
Potato              5
Fish               25
Carrot             35
Mining Pick        60
Cold Stone        450
Lantern           575
=====================

=============================
Lucy

Rope                      250
Girly Scarf              5200
Floppy Headgear          4250
Karate Clothes           1650
Fur Coat                 4000
Lab Coat                 3425
Insulated Winter Mittens 1570
Wrist Bands              2750
=============================

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O'Henry 'da Smith I   O'Henry 'da Smith II

Aquafresh Spear  6170 Trash Javelin        14100
Magician Staff    750 The Sparkle Whip     14700
The Wedge        8400 The Highlander       17490
Cool Whip        3400 Supreme Judge Mantle 11200
Knightly Hattery 1750 Burly Boots           3165
Hot Rod Mantle   2700 Cold Stone             450
Metal Galoshes   1470
================================================

=====================
Barry's Tavern

Rum               225
Full Throttle     250
Gross Hippy Stuff 240
Sound Shrooms      75
Warm Beer         125
Bowdoin Brew      400
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Bowdoin Inn 45
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================================ Lewiston =====================================

============================
Lewiston Magic Shop

Tears of Children        275
Jar of Female Angst      750
Staff of the Sorcelator 6750
Blood Blade             5050
Bane Cane               6350
Floppy Headgear         4250
Judicial Robes          4960
Blown-Out Slippers      2150
============================

==============================
Bugsy

Tome of Words             1950
The Great Bibble          3250
Ultimate Survivor's Guide 6400
The Alphabet of Mojo      6400
==============================

============================
Davis

Gigantic Bottle Opener  9900
The 11th Commandment   11111
Monkey's Paw            6785
Fiery Axe of Fire       8450
Gladiator Hat           2900
The Unstabbable         8645
Metal Galoshes          1470
============================

=====================
Winona

Poison             30
Gross Hippy Stuff 240
Sound Shrooms      75
Sun Block          35
'Nocs              75
=====================

===================
Jerry's Tavern

Rum             225
Flash o' Jack  3900
Warm Beer       125
Fermented Beer  400
===================

========================================
Murph Smelt

Chocolate Rocks  75
Black Rock Down 100

Mufasa Craft

Chocolate

Chocolate Long Bow 1600 2 Chocolate Bars
Whipped Chocolate  1600 2 Chocolate Bars
Chocolate Charms   1600 2 Chocolate Bars
Chocolate 'Nocs    1600 2 Chocolate Bars

Black Rock

Black Rock Helm   1600 2 Black Rock Bars
Black Rock Vest   1600 2 Black Rock Bars
Black Rock Ring   1600 2 Black Rock Bars
Black Rock Basher 1600 2 Black Rock Bars
========================================

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Lewiston Inn 45
===============

================================ Pine Forest ==================================

===============
Barry

Lady Sandals  0
Pansylions    0
Nightsies    50
Carnivations  0
===============

================================= Freeport ====================================

========================
Wilma's Wares

Tears of Children    275
Full Throttle        250
Poison                30
Gross Hippy Stuff    240
Sound Shrooms         75
Sun Block             35
Jar of Female Angst  750
Naughty Note          85
Band-Aid             125
Black Label Tequilla 500
========================

===============================
Coldbeard's X-change

Fancy Circlet              5200
Weird Asian Hat            6150
Falcon Helmet              5450
Ghostly Cowl               4650
Dracula Robes              7150
Y'aarrrmor                 7530
Bejeweled Champion Armor 999999
Plank Walkers              4420
===============================

===============
Ted the Bloody

Potato        5
Apple        15
Blue Berries 40
Carrot       35
===============

==========================
Vaughn

Lightning Rod         8345
Pointy Black Staff    7960
Golden Knife          7360
Hurtin' Stick         8350
The Siren            13300
Chain Whip            8240
Sharpened Candy Cane  7780
==========================

=============================== Super Castle ==================================

==================
Tavern

Rum            225
Richmond       325
Full Throttle  250
Warm Beer      125
Bowdoin Brew   400
Fermented Beer 400
==================

=========================
Hank

Acid-Warped Javelin 13700
Elephant Epee        9450
Hurtin' Stick        8350
Monkey's Paw         6785
Throwing Knife       5100
=========================

================================ China, Main ==================================

=============================
Nathan
Mountain Passage

Tears of Children         275
Gross Hippy Stuff         240
Sound Shrooms              75
Jar of Female Angst       750
Frenzied Crygasm Chalice 1250
Rope                      250
Mining Pick                60
Broom                      25
Hammer                     50
Mountain-Climbing Boots   920
=============================

======================
The Beard's Eye Tavern

Rum            225
Warm Beer      125
Fermented Beer 400
Fire Water     650
Potato           5
Fish            25
======================

=============================
Sneaky Pavlov

Poison                     30
'Nocs                      75
The Dartboard           13400
The Sparkle Whip        14700
Pavlov's Pounder        18320
The Ace of Spades       20300
Pavlov's Witchy Notes   12800
Chill Suit              13625
Mountain-Climbing Boots   920
Gentlemanly Bolero      11500
=============================

====================================================================
Weaponmaster Wilfred

Heavy Meatal Bar

Spear  Heavy Metal Spear  100 2 Heavy Metal Bars
Club   Heavy Metal Club   100 2 Heavy Metal Bars
Axe    Heavy Metal Axe    100 2 Heavy Metal Bars
Dagger Heavy Metal Dagger 100 2 Heavy Metal Bars
Glove  Heavy Metal Mits   100 2 Heavy Metal Bars
Staff  Heavy Metal Staff  100 2 Heavy Metal Bars

Bronx Bar

Spear  Bronx Spear        500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar
Club   Bronx Club         500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar
Axe    Bronx Axe          500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar
Dagger Bronx Rapier       500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar
Glove  Bronx Punchers     500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar
Staff  Bronx Wizard Stick 500 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Bronx Bar

Cold Steel Bar

Spear  Cold Steel Sticker    1000 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Cold Steel Bar
Club   Cold Steel Mallet     1000 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Cold Steel Bar
Axe    Cold Steel Crusher    1000 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Cold Steel Bar
Dagger Cold Steel Rapier     1000 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Cold Steel Bar
Glove  Cold Steel Claws      1000 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Cold Steel Bar
Staff  Cold Steel Spellmaker 1000 1 Heavy Metal Bar 1 Cold Steel Bar
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====================
China, Maine Inn 100
====================

=============================== Dave's Boat ===================================

=================================
Wanda

Jar of Female Angst           750
Potato                          5
Fish                           25
Apple                          15
Blue Berries                   40
Carrot                         35
Strawberry Medium-Height Cake 100
Sticky Bun                    150
Chocolate Cake                230
Frosted Pineapple Cake        160
Herbal Tea                    700
=================================

================================== Augusta ====================================

==================
Leaf's Fruit Stand

Apple         15
Blue Berries  40
Mango        850
Kiwi         850
==================

==================
Perry's Tavern

Rum            225
Warm Beer      125
Bowdoin Brew   400
Fermented Beer 400
Fire Water     650
Potato           5
Fish            25
Carrot          35
Herbal Tea     700
==================

=======================
Witchy Associate

Tears of Children   275
Full Throttle       250
Gross Hippy Stuff   240
Sun Block            35
'Nocs                75
Jar of Female Angst 750
Naughty Note         85
Band-Aid            125
Herbal Tea          700
=======================

======================
Barles Gnarkley

Lady Sandals        50
Pansylions          50
Hyacinths           50
Blue-Blood Blossoms 50
=======================

=============================
Sneaky Pippin

Poison                     30
Mango                     850
Rope                      250
Articulated Bone Shield 15475
Skimitar                16000
Tropicaxe               19250
Hard Hat                14500
Pippin's Wing Coat      15650
Abominable Abdominals   17200
Sandshoes                8450
=============================

================================= Save Realm ==================================

==========================
Rodney's Earthly Apparatus

Tears of Children   275
Full Throttle       250
Jar of Female Angst 750
Naughty Notes        85
Band-Aid            125
Rope                250
Mining Pick          60
==========================

=============================
Magical Smelter Hobo

Cold Steel 150
Purple Chunks 300

Malcom

"Little Spear"          18700
Articulated Bone Shield 15475
Razor Wire Whip         16333
Boomstick               19625
Malcom's In the Middle  24700
Flexiplate Vest         17400
Nancy Sinatra Galoshes   9650
=============================

============================================================
Action Dan I                 Action Dan II

ACTION DAN'S SWEET BOW 19700 ACTION DAN'S BIKE CHAIN   25888
                             ACTION DAN'S SWEET BOW    19700
                             ACTION DAN'S MUFFLER HORN 27499
============================================================

==========================================================
Magical Weaponmaster Hobo

Spear  Wacky Purple Spear          3500 1 Wacky Purple Bar
Club   Wacky Purple Club           3500 1 Wacky Purple Bar
Maul   Wacky Purple People Eater   3500 1 Wacky Purple Bar
Rapier Wacky Purple Piercer        3500 1 Wacky Purple Bar
Gloves Wacky Purple Pointy Fingers 3500 1 Wacky Purple Bar
Staff  Wacky Purple Staff          3500 1 Wacky Purple Bar
==========================================================

================================
Wanda

Jar of Children              275
Full Throttle                250
Jar of Female Angst          750
Herbal Tea                   700
Save Magic: Selected Prose 14444
Magical Save Frock         18475
================================

===========================
Magical Bartender Hobo Gary

Rum                    225
Warm Beer              125
Fermented Beer         400
Fire Water             650
Magic Hobo Brew        900
Potato                   5
Fish                    25
Frosted Pineapple Cake 160
===========================

=============================
Sneaky Patricia

Poison                     30
Naughty Note               85
Kiwi                      850
Poison Stilleto         18300
The Sneaky Shroud       17250
Standard Issue Sneakies  9825
=============================

=====================
Kelly

Gross Hippy Stuff 240
Sound Shrooms      75
Sun Block          35
'Nocs              75
Naughty Note       85
Band-Aid          125
=====================

=================================
Magical Innkeepper Hobo Eddie 100
=================================

================================ Hobotropolis =================================

==============================
Magic Merchant Hobo Franklin
(monetary unit is Hobo Tokens)

Rusty Old Axe          197
Dragon Tongue          179
Rusty Staff            229
Book of the Dead       195
Surgeon Mask           196
Obscured Vision Helmet 210
Thunder Epaulets       210
Armor of the Squire    204
Wizardfinger Gloves     43
Blue-Jay Helmet        143
==============================

==============================
Magical Exchange Hobo Stan
(monetary unit is Hobo Tokens)

Tear-Beard Broth         25
Black Ticket            600
Hobo Sneak Sauce        120
Hobo Power Paste        120
Hobo Mind Mixture       120
Hobo Defense Drink      120
Hobo Tough Tincture     120
Hobo Essence Infusion   120
Hoboskewer              230
Swackenheimer Swimsword 250
The Toppest Hobohat     177
Good Luck Helmet        192
Broken Slot Handle      257
===============================

=======================
Hobotropolis Casino Bar

Rum             225
Full Throttle   250
Warm Beer       125
Fire Water      650
Magic Hobo Brew 900
Potato            5
Fish             25
Apple            15
Blue Berries     40
Mango           850
Kiwi            850
Herbal Tea      700
=======================

=================
Bert

Apple          15
Blue Berries   40
Carrot         35
Mango         850
Kiwi          850
Haste Nuts   1300
=================

==========================
Magical Tailor Hobo Eric

Nurse's Hat          18300
Hobo Citizen T-Shirt 17501
Wedding Gown         16300
Speedsuit            23955
Bunny Slippers        9800
Upgraded Hobo Gloves  5300
==========================

============================
Magical Traveller Hobo Belle

Murder Cheese    1300
Sniper Stew      1300
Rope              250
Mining Pick        60
Shovel            500
Three-Leaf Clover 999
============================

=========================
Alexander Goldthistle

Poison                 30
Scotch Soldier       2530
Goddess Grief        3800
Black Label Tequilla  500
=========================

============================
Magical Arms-Dealer Hedrick

Trash Can Lid          26250
Hedrick's Custom Spear 16550
Flamethrower           25120
Frost Stilleto         24800
Hobo Snare Drum        17499
============================

=========================
Ram Racing Bar

Warm Beer             125
Fire Water            650
Magic Hobo Brew       900
Ice-Cold Wizard Beer 1200
=========================

=============
Mark Smelt

Lava Rock 500
=============

==============
Casino Inn 150
==============

================================= Dangerdome ==================================

============================
Sancho
currency is in Blood Coupons

Arena Booze         3
Save Root           3
Wizard Powder       3
Death Petal         5
Arena Nectar        5
Dangerdonut        12
Save Whiskey       12
Blood Flask        12
Dangerdome Grinder 60
King of Shadows    60
The Wall           60
============================

================================= Old Ruins ===================================

==================
Sherry

Full Throttle  250
Potato           5
Fish            25
Apple           15
Blue Berries    40
Carrot          35
Sticky Bun     150
Chocolate Cake 230
==================

===========================
Magical Blacksmith Hobo Ben

Lava Man-Thong 2 Lava Bars
Lava Waders    2 Lava Bars
Molten Crown   2 Lava Bars
Magma Mitts    2 Lava Bars
Lava Lyre      2 Lava Bars
?              2 Lava Bars
===========================

================================== Credits ====================================

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