• Steam Achievements

    All the ThingsColour us impressed.
    AppeasementJeff is satisfied.
    Beat the DevsNo skips. No restarts. One run. How fast can you go?
    CompletionistThat's... a lot of badges.
    Enter OrbitSPAAAAAAACE!
    Inefficient Use of Human ResourcesOur equipment design does not account for your inefficiency
    JimfanticidePrune Jim's family tree, one branch at a time.
    Law of Knight ConservationProve that you are the master of Tenuous Links.
    Master of MagnetismCheck point two, check point one to prove your skill on Equal and Opposite.
    Meet JeffWhat does the fuzzy thing do?
    Merciful LeaderMercy is its own reward, so have a prize!
    MilecideOne thousand knights squandered.
    No VacancyHow many knights can you lose on Straight to the Point?
    PatricideYou killed Jim the Prolific and stopped the problem at the source.
    Precision Air DropOne body does not count as a Carpet.
    Rapid SacrificeBeating all the clocks.
    Room For One MoreHow did you do that?
    Soul CrushingMaximum misfortune in Maximum Security.
    Stress ReliefSome days you just want to sacrifice some knights.
    There's Really Nothing Over HereNothing to see, move along.
    You Know We Had ToWhere have I heard that scream before?

    Contributed By: Guard Master.

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