Game Fighter's History Platform Super NES Author Andrew Rae aka Mr Durp Contact sprinter_h at hotmail.com How long has it been? Well, just so you know, the reason I haven't done any articles for this site for nearly 2 years can be atributed to the death of my computer on September 29th, 2004... But, fortunately, I got a new one about a couple weeks ago and now I'm back, yall! And what better way to make my comeback than with a quote/ending list for the Super NES version of the Data East fighter, Fighter's History? Yeah, I know what you're thinking: 'Why? In the name of all that is holy, WHY Fighter's History!? That game is so [insert subversive adjective]!!!' Hey, why not? I have nothing better to do. Yeah. I lead that kind of life. Let's get started already... Note: All vs. Karnov quotes are viewable only in 2P mode. --- RAY --- vs. Ray -You better learn some better moves! vs. Lee -That was Kung Fu? What a joke! vs. Feilin -You call that a fight, I call that a warm up! vs. Marstorius -Pound for pound, you're no match for me! vs. Mizoguchi -Somebody get this guy an ambulance! vs. Samchay -You may know how to kick but learn how to fight! vs. Matlok -Don't try to slam dance with me, pal! vs. Ryoko -Get a clue, you need more gym time, kid! vs. Jean -Hey, you should learn how to fight! vs. Clown -Go back to the circus! You're no match for me! vs. Karnov -You made it worth my while! --- LEE --- vs. Ray -Rise again and I'll really get angry! vs. Lee -A glorious victory for me! vs. Feilin -Your moves are like a child's first steps! vs. Marstorius -Go home before I make sausage out of you! vs. Mizoguchi -You will always stay in the streets vs. Samchay -Now you understand fear! vs. Matlok -Your silly moves are embarrassing! vs. Ryoko -Even the strongest Judo can not defeat me! vs. Jean -Your technique does not impress me! vs. Clown -You belong back in the circus! vs. Karnov -Tradition conquers all! ------ FEILIN ------ vs. Ray -Put a little effort in it next time! vs. Lee -What do you call that...Kung Fool? vs. Feilin -You'll never top me my friend! vs. Marstorius -I thought you were a challenge ...not! vs. Mizoguchi -Think twice before taking me on! vs. Samchay -I can't let a sweaty old man like you beat me! vs. Matlok -Looks like your rhythm is a little off! vs. Ryoko -A kid trying to fight a pro ? Hah! vs. Jean -I can read your moves like a script, wimp! vs. Clown -Don't quit your day job! vs. Karnov -You call yourself a master! ---------- MARSTORIUS ---------- vs. Ray -It was like swatting a fly! vs. Lee -I'm wasting my muscle on you?!?! vs. Feilin -You need a little muscle ma'am! vs. Marstorius -My shadow overshadows yours! vs. Mizoguchi -Take your Tiger Bazoka somewhere else! vs. Samchay -I thought you might be a challenge... vs. Matlok -No one can beat me! vs. Ryoko -Just ike taking candy from a baby! vs. Jean -Too bad I had to bust his pretty face! vs. Clown -What a fool! vs. Karnov -I didn't know how easy it would be! --------- MIZOGUCHI --------- vs. Ray -Return to the gutter, you honorless insect! vs. Lee -Never send a boy to do a man's job! vs. Feilin -Your scene is finished, actress! vs. Marstorius -You are nothing but a slow giant! vs. Mizoguchi -With practice you might improve. vs. Samchay -I knew my powers would destroy you! vs. Matlok -Did you feel my fighting spirit? vs. Ryoko -I was easy on you this time, little girl! vs. Jean -To lose to you would be silly! vs. Clown -You're nothing but a lousy side show, bozo! vs. Karnov -I am master of all! ------- SAMCHAY ------- vs. Ray -Yankee go home! vs. Lee -Disgrace is my gift for you! vs. Feilin -I can't fight such unworthy opponents! vs. Marstorius -There is no escape from my Ti-Kau-Koon! vs. Mizoguchi -A shameful loss for you, proud man! vs. Samchay -The victory is on my side! vs. Matlok -Challenge me again, please! vs. Ryoko -I think it's past your bedtime! vs. Jean -I barely broke a sweat! vs. Clown -I will honor this day forever! vs. Karnov -I will walk the Earth with no fear! ------ MATLOK ------ vs. Ray -You're too slow to dance with me, mate! vs. Lee -I've seen better Kung Fu at the movies! vs. Feilin -Shall we go one more round?! vs. Marstorius -You'd look better with a mohawk! vs. Mizoguchi -So, this is what they call a challenge?! vs. Samchay -You should consider another profession! vs. Matlok -I dig your style man, but you lack soul!! vs. Ryoko -Over so soon? I was just getting warmed up! vs. Jean -Your fancy moves are nothing against me! vs. Clown -Thanks for the dance, joke man! vs. Karnov -The match of matches but yours is out! ----- RYOKO ----- vs. Ray -Make fun of my Judo will you! vs. Lee -Nice try with the Kung Fu! vs. Feilin -I can handle those two-bit moves! vs. Marstorius -Brains over brawn, every time! vs. Mizoguchi -Better luck next time. vs. Samchay -Now you need a cane pops! vs. Matlok -You're supposed to be a fighter?! vs. Ryoko -I think you need more practice, kid! vs. Jean -Looks aren't everything! vs. Clown -Go back to kiddie parties! vs. Karnov -And they said Judo couldn't beat you! ---- JEAN ---- vs. Ray -I am impervious to your moves! vs. Lee -That black belt is not for you! vs. Feilin -Bravo! An excellent performance. vs. Marstorius -You make me laugh! vs. Mizoguchi -Who taught you your manners? vs. Samchay -You really should try to smile more! vs. Matlok -Your moves are nauseating! vs. Ryoko -Go home child and cry! vs. Jean -At last, a worthy opponent! vs. Clown -I found nothing up your sleeves! vs. Karnov -You're a bad fashion statement! ----- CLOWN ----- vs. Ray -You got style kid! vs. Lee -A worm compared to me! vs. Feilin -Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! vs. Marstorius -Macho Macho Man. I've got to be a macho man! vs. Mizoguchi -Shall I do it again?!?! vs. Samchay -Pick a card!!! Any card!!! vs. Matlok -I never did like loud music! vs. Ryoko -Give it up kid! You'll never beat me! vs. Jean -Looks aren't everything, pretty boy! vs. Clown -Now, that is a fight! vs. Karnov -Whee! I won!!! I won!!! ------ KARNOV ------ vs. Ray -This is your fate, Ray! vs. Lee -Such a violent youth! vs. Feilin -An important lesson: Life is short! vs. Marstorius -You can't escape my fire! vs. Mizoguchi -I shall honor this fight! vs. Samchay -You make a delightful target! vs. Matlok -Problem is solved! vs. Ryoko -I look forward to our next match! vs. Jean -The rose was a nice touch, Jean! vs. Clown -Is there no one who can beat me?! vs. Karnov -I'm still waiting for a challenge! Endings below... --- RAY --- *Ray raps fists with Karnov.* Ray: I don't fight for fame. I fight for pride. I am still restless. I want to continue. Ray begins his training. Will he make it? --- LEE --- *Lee stands across from Karnov.* Lee: It is time to avenge my father! Karnov: Is that what your father wishes? Lee: I know what he wants. Trust me! Now, I can finally rest. Time passes.... *Freeze-frame of Lee throwing a punch.* Lee: In my father's memory, let this anger pass. ------ FEILIN ------ Fei-Lin becomes a bitter woman. Time passes.... *Feilin is sitting on a beach. A man carries a phone to her.* Man: Fei-Lin, you have a call. Feilin: From who? Man: It's about work. Feilin: I don't need offers! I don't need anyone anymore. I'm No.1. ---------- MARSTORIUS ---------- *Marstorius is in the air over Karnov.* Marstorius: There was no doubt in my mind! Time passes.... *Marstorius is crouched down.* Marstorius: I will perfect a move better than the "Double German"! Hurrah!! --------- MIZOGUCHI --------- Mizoguchi: Is Street Karate really for me? *A man appears.* Man: Come with me and I'l teach you pro fighting. Then you can qualify for the next tournament! Mizoguchi: I will try my best! Let's go!!! *The man can be seen dragging Mizoguchi.* ------- SAMCHAY ------- *Two children approach Samchay.* Samchay: Brother, sisters, leave me be. I can't stand anymore violence. Can't we all just get along? Take me back to Thailand for R&R! ------ MATLOK ------ *Matlok stands across from Karnov.* Matlok: Now, I can get my favorite guitar! Matlok takes the guitar. Matlok: Oh man, this is it! I will keep it safe! *Matlok is seen playing it.* Matlok: As I promise to continue twangin' I shall continue fightin'! ----- RYOKO ----- Grandpa, Grandma, I am No. 1 in Judo! I have proven myself against the masters. *Ryoko is tightening her headband.* Ryoko: I can't wait for the next tournament! ---- JEAN ---- Now, I know that I'm a master. I can try my skills in the olympics. *Jean is at a stadium.* Woman: Go for the gold! ----- CLOWN ----- *Clown ambushes Ray and Matlok in an alley.* Clown: Hey, want to Clown around? Ha ha! Man: What? Who are you? Clown: I am Clown! Champion of the Fighters. Man: Leave me alone, you weirdo?! Clown: Fine, I will start my lessons for the next battle! Ray & Matlok wonder what is to come. ------ KARNOV ------ *Karnov is standing on a cliff.* Karnov: I am the best in the world! I will now start to build gyms! Where others can be like me and train with me! Fighter's History and all therein is © Data East. This document is © Andrew Rae.
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